Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1166099 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #9300 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:13:57 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 09, 2020, 11:03:15 PM

dave is an autisty

Sure, but I have more of an issue with Cornette trying to justify his behavior with it. Eh.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9301 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:17:17 PM »

I’m so tempted to listen now but I know it will put me in a good mood for work if I save it for the morning. Is it epic? Please tell me it’s at least as good as last week’s.

Tripon · « **Reply #9302 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 09, 2020, 11:17:17 PM

I’m so tempted to listen now but I know it will put me in a good mood for work if I save it for the morning. Is it epic? Please tell me it’s at least as good as last week’s.

Nah, the rant last week was better. If only because it was more fresh. This week's rant is more of a rehash.

Also, Brian Last fucking sucks. He's bad at being a sound board or even a counterpoint, at least recently. I remember him being better at least giving his own perspective in the past.

team filler · « **Reply #9303 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:21:20 PM »

kenny olivier!

team filler · « **Reply #9304 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:22:57 PM »

reeeeeeeeeee ho!

TVC15 · « **Reply #9305 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:23:00 PM »

I really want to make the first line of the video in my tag my ringtone. It makes me laugh for like 30 seconds every time I hear it when I’m stoned.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9306 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:39:42 PM »

I couldn’t help myself. I listened to the first few minutes. I had to turn it off when he said that after the last ep, Dave “kept going and couldn’t leave it alone” because I was already laughing too much.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9307 on:** February 10, 2020, 01:21:53 AM »

I came back for a second helping before bed. I made it another minute and he’s comparing their style of wrestling to NAMBLA and I am fucking howling. I still have like 27 minutes left for tomorrow. Papa Cornette bless.

nachobro · « **Reply #9308 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:40:59 PM »

i put on raw and becky is bleeding everywhere?

Tripon · « **Reply #9309 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:42:13 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on February 10, 2020, 08:40:59 PM

i put on raw and becky is bleeding everywhere?

Shayna attacked her after Becky pinned Asuka.

They're either censoring "Jesus Christ" or "Jesus Fucking Christ".

dkdk · « **Reply #9310 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:44:05 PM »

looooooooooool she bit Becky. this is good fuckery

bork · « **Reply #9311 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:48:20 PM »

So Rusev and Bobby are "done" and this feud is now just Lana and Liv, with no explanation why? LOL.

bork · « **Reply #9312 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:50:48 PM »

Ruby Riott came out and I just realized I was watching last week's episode

Tripon · « **Reply #9313 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:50:55 PM »

Quote from: bork on February 10, 2020, 08:48:20 PM

So Rusev and Bobby are "done" and this feud is now just Lana and Liv, with no explanation why? LOL.

Imagine reading the dirt sheets and believing that Rusev would be in a good place after the feud ended.

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bork · « **Reply #9314 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:51:57 PM »

Last I saw, it was "creative has no plans for Rusev right now."

...wasn't that whole cuck thing supposed to be their most popular storyline!?

nachobro · « **Reply #9315 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:52:43 PM »

nwa gives the black pope some more screentime and now mvp is back on wwe in a promo role

billy corgan creates, the world takes :'(

Tripon · « **Reply #9316 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: bork on February 10, 2020, 08:51:57 PM

Last I saw, it was "creative has no plans for Rusev right now."

...wasn't that whole cuck thing supposed to be their most popular storyline!?

Also heard that Rusev was playing hardball on his contract. The dude is popular, he should be in the main event or near main event somewhere.

nachobro · « **Reply #9317 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:56:34 PM »

i can attest that at TLC the crowd was way louder that i would have expected during the rusev/lashley match. so people were into it to some extent.

rusev had the godlike feud against cena that ended with him rolling into WM in a tank...and then nothing

nachobro · « **Reply #9318 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:58:32 PM »

drew mcintyre

Tripon · « **Reply #9319 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:01:34 PM »

How the hell did MVP convince creative to give him 10 minutes for this promo.

nachobro · « **Reply #9320 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:07:44 PM »

garza time next

bork · « **Reply #9321 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:09:11 PM »

Catching up on this- did Becky Lynch just steal an ambulance to drive herself to the hospital?

bork · « **Reply #9322 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:10:36 PM »

MVP has morphed into a bloated Jonathan Coachman

nachobro · « **Reply #9323 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:12:33 PM »

i think she just stole it to get away from the doctor

team filler · « **Reply #9324 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:13:04 PM »

rebecca binch

nachobro · « **Reply #9325 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:16:29 PM »

garza holding it down til my man andrade comes back

dkdk · « **Reply #9326 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:55:59 PM »

why not stick MVP w/ Ricochet.

somebody that will run his mouth all day for someone i never want to hear say a word.

bork · « **Reply #9327 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:19:22 PM »

MATTY HARDY defending *EDGE* in a promo!?

Are they making him do this on his way out the door?

Tripon · « **Reply #9328 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:19:49 PM »

Is this Liv-Ruby angle going to be that they're both Lesbos?

Tripon · « **Reply #9329 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:30:44 PM »

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/beenkd

badvibes.jpg

bork · « **Reply #9330 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:55:02 AM »

Is Vince going to call Shayna up and give her a vampire gimmick?

Tripon · « **Reply #9331 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:08:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1227079906078511105

Asuka not too broken up on losing on Monday.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9332 on:** February 11, 2020, 12:02:47 PM »

Shes' exposing the biz like just that prissy prancing jazz handsing japanese school girl fetish having Kenny Olivier

TVC15 · « **Reply #9333 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:41:16 PM »

Big Poppa Pump is allegedly at his Shoneys every other day. I like those odds. Possible Borecon ‘20 site?

I went to the Steiner Shoneys (pics Inside)
https://reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/f2bmox/i_went_to_the_steiner_shoneys_pics_inside/

Church:

If someone ebays me that Steiner doll I’ll expose the business on webcam

Should I settle for used? How much gunk am I going to be scraping out of this thing?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/WCW-Big-Poppa-Pump-Bashin-Brawlers-Wrestling-Plush-Scott-Steiner-1998-WWE-Used/164024637079?hash=item2630a15697:g:P8MAAOSwOb9eF01P

bork · « **Reply #9334 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:41:21 PM »

The WCW belt is upside down.

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apparently a year or so ago he was tired of what they were putting on the buffet because it was the same food over and over again, so he hired a bunch of new cooks to rework their concept and they completely redid the buffet menu from scratch.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9335 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:58:39 PM »

That Shoney's is about an hour away from me, if he's really there all the time that may be my best chance of getting him to call me fat, so I'm down with holding BoreCon 2020 there

TVC15 · « **Reply #9336 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:59:47 PM »

Snorenado, could you please go to that Shoneys and hang out there for like a week and get Steiner to sign something for me?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9337 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:01:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 11, 2020, 10:59:47 PM

Snorenado, could you please go to that Shoneys and hang out there for like a week and get Steiner to sign something for me?

If I lose my job in the near future (probably 50/50 odds of that happening) that sounds like as good a way as any to pass the time before I die, so in that eventuality sure

TVC15 · « **Reply #9338 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:12:56 PM »

What a way to grow old, listening to Big poppa Pump cut promos on shitty line cooks.

nachobro · « **Reply #9339 on:** February 12, 2020, 08:47:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1227448904855232520

so who's he having a match with at wm? corbin?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9340 on:** February 12, 2020, 08:49:56 AM »

big daddy cool vin diesel

nachobro · « **Reply #9341 on:** February 12, 2020, 11:02:04 AM »

Cena vs DBryan 2

TVC15 · « **Reply #9342 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:58:36 PM »

If I was czar of saudia arabia: Steiner vs Joe, just for the promos

Fuck, seeing it laid out like this, it mostly makes sense.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9343 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:00:52 PM »

Anyone else following the cornette biz beef

TVC15 · « **Reply #9344 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:11:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on February 12, 2020, 05:00:52 PM

Anyone else following the cornette biz beef

I basically only follow wrestling these days so I have the context to best appreciate Jim Cornette. He’s the only good thing about modern wrasslin, pretty much. But you need to eat the garbage for fuel.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9345 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:25:34 PM »

lol that was a typo and was meant to say bix, ‘notorious’ wrestling journo who started the mothership with Brian last amongst other things, it’s some funny shit if you know who’s who, but it’s also kinda deep lore too.

Tripon · « **Reply #9346 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:12:23 PM »

Jeff Cobb wrestling Jon Moxley next week on AEW.

El Babua · « **Reply #9347 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:14:07 PM »

Finally listening to the Jim Cornette Meltzer/Olivier vid

Tripon · « **Reply #9348 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:46:32 PM »

Eye for a Eye match just a hardcore match?

nachobro · « **Reply #9349 on:** February 12, 2020, 10:23:02 PM »

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Poppy will be performing live at TakeOver: Portland.

Tripon · « **Reply #9350 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:47:28 AM »

https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1227680013505290240

TVC15 · « **Reply #9351 on:** February 13, 2020, 06:09:53 PM »

I was busy yesterday. Did I miss anything good?

Tripon · « **Reply #9352 on:** February 13, 2020, 08:56:56 PM »

https://streamable.com/t/3b48a

TVC15 · « **Reply #9353 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:49:51 PM »

1. Disco Inferno has a podcast? Who would listen to that? He was a shitty ham-and-egger.
2. Cornette is going to have everyone thinking Meltzer is autistic now. Jim Cornette knew exactly what he was doing. This list needs to be updated with “Convinced wrestling industry Dave Meltzer is autistic”: https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1171870-15-targets-of-verbal-and-physical-abuse-from-jim-cornette

Quote from: Stro on February 13, 2020, 09:26:32 PM

at the women's match turning into a Kenny Omega tribute and 98 pound Riho doing snap dragon suplexes on a 200 pound woman just landing on her head both times, then hitting a northern lights suplex as well

Next week’s commutes are looking pretty sweet!

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9354 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:13:12 AM »

Tbf nearly everyone thought melty is austisty anyway,it’s funny when he commits a faux pas and a load of people dance around saying it on twitter

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9355 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:48:22 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #9356 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 14, 2020, 11:39:58 AM

AEW has had 3 1/2 months to build for this PPV and they're going to end up booking half the card in the last 2 weeks before the show

Maybe that’s because Tony has been busy shutting down shit like Nightmare Collective and REeeho. He’s been too busy cleaning up the mess from the mud show gang and he’s just getting to fixing the PPV now.

bork · « **Reply #9357 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:37:40 PM »

Is Tony Khan really the best person to be "fixing" AEW?

Also is it true that NXT's Robert Stone and "The Robert Stone Brand" are making fun of Tony?

Tripon · « **Reply #9358 on:** February 14, 2020, 01:50:54 PM »

The PPV already sold out. AEW afans already shown that they buy the PPV. Even full gear sold around 100,000+

bork · « **Reply #9359 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 14, 2020, 02:06:55 PM

Quote from: Tripon on February 14, 2020, 01:50:54 PM
The PPV already sold out. AEW afans already shown that they buy the PPV. Even full gear sold around 100,000+

My point was more what's the fucking point of having such long gaps between PPVs when you're just going to scramble and put most of the show together 2-3 weeks beforehand anyway?

$50 per show really seems like a lot nowadays. That's probably why.

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1166099 times)