Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1166817 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #9480 on:** February 25, 2020, 10:17:06 AM »

Sometimes Corny says crazy things. What’s with his hyping of shitty indiana pizza and slamming nyc pizza? Pizza and bagels are the only half-worthwhile thing about NYC. Then he gets a boner that some local channel is showing Green Acres, still, AND he insults Shatner’s hair in TJ Hooker.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9481 on:** February 25, 2020, 11:07:13 AM »

Quote from: Stro on February 25, 2020, 10:39:57 AM

Is he hyping Pizza King?

Roca Bar.

Boy, he does not like Raw at all.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9482 on:** February 25, 2020, 12:04:27 PM »

He claims pizza is all about the toppings, and sauce is just there for moisture. I’ve lost a lot of respect for Jim this morning. I guess his eating habits have always been questionable.

nachobro · « **Reply #9483 on:** February 25, 2020, 12:14:00 PM »

cornette orders a burger with double cheese, double mayo, and double onion.

the man is not to be trusted around food.

nachobro · « **Reply #9484 on:** February 25, 2020, 12:20:34 PM »

i appreciate a man with some respect for the DQ
https://twitter.com/thejimcornette/status/1014497484381540352

But yeah he probably got used to eating road food and just started eating it all the time. Supposedly he's slimmed down quite a bit now so he probably gave a lot of the fast food up.

Tripon · « **Reply #9485 on:** February 25, 2020, 12:46:59 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 25, 2020, 12:30:28 PM

How do you see a tweet like that and not see that he's working a gimmick for attention

Sometimes, I think the cult of cornette isn't a joking moniker.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9486 on:** February 25, 2020, 01:48:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 25, 2020, 12:04:27 PM

He claims pizza is all about the toppings, and sauce is just there for moisture. I’ve lost a lot of respect for Jim this morning. I guess his eating habits have always been questionable.

This is also pizza he ate in the late 70s he’s putting over strong

nachobro · « **Reply #9487 on:** February 25, 2020, 03:44:24 PM »

Goddamn you aren't kidding. He hurt his finger, got concussed, and now this. RIP

nachobro · « **Reply #9488 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:13:07 PM »

he's probably best off going the tazz route of being a mic guy for a while and eventually having a podcast or something

TVC15 · « **Reply #9489 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:40:47 PM »

He doesn’t have much time left? I’m going to have to get my fix watching older matches of his. What are some goodies? Like anything pre-Wwe really.

Tripon · « **Reply #9490 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:45:00 PM »

Samoa Joe was really good as an announcer, and he's probably the game that can knock off Laywer off the RAW team.

nachobro · « **Reply #9491 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:50:25 PM »

Joe and Angle's early TNA feud is

i wanna say it started at bound for glory 2006?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9492 on:** February 25, 2020, 09:35:34 PM »

Thanks, guys! I appreciate your suggestions!

TVC15 · « **Reply #9493 on:** February 25, 2020, 11:03:49 PM »

I was just playing vidya in VR while dark was playing in the background. I heard one of the announcers say “ONLY ON AEW” during a Janela match and even without knowing what was going on I felt like going into a frightening impromptu rant about the things that would have been done to him back in the good ol’ days.

Tripon · « **Reply #9494 on:** February 25, 2020, 11:05:39 PM »

A bit late, but the new NWA song is pretty metal but doesn't fit the NWA. Into the Fire was a better theme song.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9495 on:** February 26, 2020, 05:51:16 PM »

Just discovered WWE has a bunch of VR video content, and beyond it being dated, it’s pretty well done. The “standard” pov seems to be front row ringside seats, with the camera angled up as if you’re a spectator. They also cut to a lot of Xtreme angles like this that I don’t see on TV. It’s pretty well done for a “you are there” style presentation. The sound isn’t 3d, but these people are meatheads, I’ll cut em slack there.

Kofi v Bryan at wrasslemania, but I pulled a weak frame in my grab and got a blurry one.

There are about 30 matches available like this. Oldest seem to be from when Ronda was still around.

One of em in the corner.

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Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9496 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:26:20 PM »

The last few weeks of cornette podcasts post Meltzer beef have been a bit dull

Kenny Olivier needs to up his fuckery game

TVC15 · « **Reply #9497 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:29:27 PM »

I’m cool with a few weeks of Raw reactions. He needs some downtime. He understands storytelling. He knows what he’s doing.

nachobro · « **Reply #9498 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:34:44 PM »

Jelly getting mad that daddy Cornette isn't talking about him anymore

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1232725664756912130

team filler · « **Reply #9499 on:** February 26, 2020, 07:39:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/eric_berge/status/1232730375446835202

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1232730649397727232

nachobro · « **Reply #9500 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:41:35 PM »

did they ever explain who this other lady is with dakota kai?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9501 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:44:49 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 26, 2020, 07:39:22 PM

https://twitter.com/eric_berge/status/1232730375446835202

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1232730649397727232

Haha, I love Cornette even more now that I know it’s one of Janela’s loser friends he’s getting his weird lawyer to crush.

nachobro · « **Reply #9502 on:** February 26, 2020, 10:28:31 PM »

two cage matches next week

nachobro · « **Reply #9503 on:** February 26, 2020, 10:50:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1232861845968629762

Tripon · « **Reply #9504 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:11:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/Fiend4Follows/status/1232859892144312321

TVC15 · « **Reply #9505 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:26:05 PM »

Kenny Olivier wore this on goddamned American television

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9506 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:07:00 AM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 26, 2020, 11:26:05 PM

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Kenny Olivier wore this on goddamned American television

I bet he’s using all of his energy not to point or jazz hands

nachobro · « **Reply #9507 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:24:16 AM »

i've been assuming bianca was going to win the lady battle royal thing at WM since her biggest moment recently was tossing broads around at RR

porkbun · « **Reply #9508 on:** February 27, 2020, 08:49:34 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on February 25, 2020, 12:14:00 PM

cornette orders a burger with double cheese, double mayo, and double onion. the man is not to be trusted around food.

I'm good with the cheese and onion but the double mayo is

And I'm a white guy from Minnesota. If a burger is cooked well enough (ie, juicy and not a hockey puck) you shouldn't need condiments anyway.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9509 on:** February 27, 2020, 09:32:46 AM »

Everyone knows carries are immune to all diseases anyway

nachobro · « **Reply #9510 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:45:21 AM »

Meltzdawg now saying WM will have Reigns vs. Goldberg and Cena vs. Fiend but he doesn't know which match is for the title

bork · « **Reply #9511 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:47:28 AM »

Super Showdown pre-show is starting at 11 am EST this morning, I think? Probably won't bother with it but will see if I can have the PPV on in the background while working- last time I tried that, it got too busy every time I tried to watch anything, lol.

Quote from: nachobro on February 27, 2020, 10:45:21 AM

Meltzdawg now saying WM will have Reigns vs. Goldberg and Cena vs. Fiend but he doesn't know which match is for the title

Guessing Oldberg wins the title today at the blood money PPV, then Reigns gets it back at Mania. But then again, easy to see some dumb shit with Cena winning the title in an upset victory and dropping it to Reigns a month later or something.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9512 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:11:10 AM »

Goldberg as champ tho

Bray Wyatt sux and the rest of his career will be the a cycle of hot new twist on his gimmick that gets over big, exposed for being shit, jobbed out, rinse and repeat.

nachobro · « **Reply #9513 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:14:14 AM »

the meltz speculation is that fiend retains today via fuckery, oldberg and reigns get a "whos the biggest dog" dick measuring contest, and cena declares himself for the elimination chamber tomorrow on smackdown which he wins and then fights bray. seems possible to me.

bork · « **Reply #9514 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:01:24 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on February 27, 2020, 11:14:14 AM

the meltz speculation is that fiend retains today via fuckery, oldberg and reigns get a "whos the biggest dog" dick measuring contest, and cena declares himself for the elimination chamber tomorrow on smackdown which he wins and then fights bray. seems possible to me.

Sounds awful- so probably will happen!

bork · « **Reply #9515 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:07:31 PM »

Super Shitdown opening with R-TRUTH doing his entire entrance rap. Gotta give it to the crowd- they are beyond hyped.

bork · « **Reply #9516 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:08:10 PM »

Lana, in a sparkly gold burka, out with Lashley for like five seconds then disappears to the back

bork · « **Reply #9517 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:15:42 PM »

R-Truth pins Bobby Lashley clean

nachobro · « **Reply #9518 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:21:35 PM »

cena/wyatt at least has some story there, dunno if wwe would use any of it but the whole impetus behind the fiend seems to be bray getting back at people who wronged him and cena definitely fits in there.

nachobro · « **Reply #9519 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:27:58 PM »

oh wow you weren't kidding

nachobro · « **Reply #9520 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:45:42 PM »

bork · « **Reply #9521 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:59:30 PM »

LOL.

Got slammed as soon as Truth pinned Lashley- it's the WWE video curse! Guess I'll wait until work is done to look at this crap and skip over 90% of it that way.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9522 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:34:57 PM »

There’s been nothing worth watching for longer than a what you’d get in a gif anyway

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9523 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:48:13 PM »

lol this was dragging like fuck now Dolph Ziggler comes out

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9524 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:55:16 PM »

This has gotten even worse

Get goldberg out fuck this shit

nachobro · « **Reply #9525 on:** February 27, 2020, 02:18:15 PM »

so i guess the ricochet/brock match was even shorter than the kofi one?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9526 on:** February 27, 2020, 02:23:55 PM »

This has been hilariously phoned in by everyone bar kofi Kingston taking a ridiculous bump.

It probably could’ve been decent if everything on it was half as long, bar Lesnar

nachobro · « **Reply #9527 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:31:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1233125822799777792

nachobro · « **Reply #9528 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:32:32 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #9529 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:34:10 PM »

brock, goldberg, and undertaker won. elimination chamber is next sunday...and our best hope is john cena

wwe pls. $:-\$

bork · « **Reply #9530 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:36:50 PM »

bork · « **Reply #9531 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:38:45 PM »

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The bell sounds and Lesnar swats away an offensive attempt from Ricochet. From there The Beast launches Ricochet in the air with the first German Suplex of the match. The announcers reference suplex city. Lesnar with another suplex. And for a third time, Ricochet goes flying and landing on his neck/back. Lesnar toys with a grounded Ricochet now.

Lesnar hoists Ricochet up like a small child and launches him with his F-5 finisher. That's it, folks. Just that fast, Brock Lesnar defeats Ricochet and retains his WWE Championship. Michael Cole says this performance by Lesnar was a direct message to Drew McIntyre, Lesnar's opponent for his title defense at WrestleMania 36.

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The music of Wyatt dies down and now he and Goldberg stare each other down from across the ring. The bell sounds and this one is officially underway. Goldberg hits a spear out of nowhere immediately. He covers him, but Wyatt kicks out at two.

Wyatt locks Goldberg into the Mandible Claw but the WWE Hall Of Famer fights his way out of it. Goldberg catches The Fiend with another spear out of nowhere. And again. Goldberg hits a total of four spears and covers him. 1-2... Wyatt still manages to kick out.

Out of nowhere, The Fiend locks Goldberg in the Mandible Claw once again. Goldberg is trying to fight his way out of it, but The Fiend sinches it in tighter. Goldberg manages to make it to his feet while still in the hold. Goldberg headbutts his way out of the hold and finds himself in position to deliver his finisher, the JackHammer. He hits it. 1-2-3. Goldberg wins. Goldberg is the new WWE Universal Champion.

nachobro · « **Reply #9532 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 27, 2020, 11:08:28 AM

Lol if they spent like what...9 months on this Fiend bullshit, rebuilding the very damaged Bray Wyatt character into something to be taken seriously again, only to have him drop the title in a random match with 53 year old Goldberg at a stunt show in Saudi Arabia

bork · « **Reply #9533 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:39:58 PM »

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After The Match:

The lights go out and the music of Goldberg stops. When the lights come back on, Goldberg is in the ring alone with the WWE Universal Championship title belt.

"Just like that, 'The Fiend' is gone," says Michael Cole.

LMAO if Vince decided to cut this gimmick

nachobro · « **Reply #9534 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:41:18 PM »

his home planet needed him

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The Fiend Died On His Way Back Home

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9535 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:55:10 PM »

If only his matches hadn't been boring as dogshit to watch, I might care but tbh I'd rather watch 10 minutes of Cena vs Oldberg at mania than anything involving the Fiend at this point, so

nachobro · « **Reply #9536 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:56:27 PM »

well if meltz is right, everyone loses this one:

reigns/oldberg for the title and cena/fiend for custody of cena's chain necklace

nachobro · « **Reply #9537 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:18:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/superkingofbros/status/1233135042941136909

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9538 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:20:48 PM »

Goldberg

Trent Dole · « **Reply #9539 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:27:41 PM »

Quote from: Stro on February 27, 2020, 04:21:24 PM

Did Bray not even bring his spooky title belt to the show

He did but then the title somehow turned back into the regular blue one once 'berg won it!

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 1166817 times)