Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[lennedsay]

Being a mom who also works outside the house=two full time jobs. Looking down on one for not "making time" to work out is asshole status.

My mom has lost 40 pounds this year due to working out, but when I was a kid she didn't have time to do that; four kids, homeschooling...her favorite hour of the day was 4PM when Oprah came on, that was literally her "me time."

Dang, mad daps to your momma!

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=681481

OP likes to creep

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82681365&postcount=271

 

[jiji]

I like how he's so passive aggressive in saying that he's happy for her and women like her, yet at the same time calling her fat.

So many people can't tolerate the thought of somebody who's not fit getting laid regularly.

"It's great that you found a solution for your insecurities that also involved having sex all the time. It's too bad you didn't do it the RIGHT way, because you're still lazy and out of shape and should feed bad for being a terrible person."

[Michael Moaner]

animal sex defense: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82694309&postcount=98 

[Phoenix Dark]

Knotting is when a dog's penis swells near the base, essentially to 'plug' the vagina. This is to ensure that all the semen that the dog has is deposited in the female. Knotting can last upward of 10 minutes, my experiences were typically between 20 and 30 minutes long after ejaculation. The bulb feels extremely pleasurable against the inside of the vagina, and multiple orgasms can be had that way. It can be painful if the dog tries to pull out too soon, but it's not so painful that he would seriously injure me if he did pull out right away.

 :deadpos

[Purple Filth]

Knotting is when a dog's penis swells near the base, essentially to 'plug' the vagina. This is to ensure that all the semen that the dog has is deposited in the female. Knotting can last upward of 10 minutes, my experiences were typically between 20 and 30 minutes long after ejaculation. The bulb feels extremely pleasurable against the inside of the vagina, and multiple orgasms can be had that way. It can be painful if the dog tries to pull out too soon, but it's not so painful that he would seriously injure me if he did pull out right away.

 :deadpos

 

[Shadow Mod]

Lots of animal fucking defense in there, wow. Please cull. 

[Brehvolution]

 

[headwalk]

so how about them dickwolves?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Kill all gaffers

[Joe Molotov]

Why am I knot surprised?

[brob]

so how about them wolf dicks?

ftfy

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82728961&postcount=298

 

[Broseidon]

Deleted post.

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82726817&postcount=21

 

[Steve Contra]

 

[StealthFan]

I always thought the dickwolf comic was hilarious. Not because of dickwolves, but the phrase "raped to sleep".

[drew]

/v/ is god awful why would you ever want to go there let alone...

the day gta came out i went on v and all i saw was jap shit plastered erywhere, it was probably some angry weaboo that posted that pic.

[nudemacusers]

man the animal fucking thread got canned? sadness

[Shadow Mod]

man the animal fucking thread got canned? sadness

Members defending it reached a critical mass, thread had to go.

[Steve Youngblood]

man the animal fucking thread got canned? sadness

Would you like me to send you the transcript?

[nudemacusers]

honestly yes. this is how low I have sunk. I passed the rotted-out barrel's bottom a long time ago.

[Shadow Mod]

Should have just merged that thread with the cat declawing discussion.

[Michael Moaner]

Opiate http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82752401&postcount=4 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Actively disliking barbecue, Jesus Christ

[Phoenix Dark]

Opiate wants to meet at the library, then get a bite to eat at Subway.

[Shadow Mod]

Even my vegetarian friends like BBQ, grilled vegetables mang, this dude.

also opiate's gaf right here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82751145&postcount=56

Common sense solution: include more prizes instead of stifling one kid.

"Do you have studies?"

Fuck off. Can't even discuss shit over there anymore.

[nachobro]

Opiate http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82752401&postcount=4 

Spoilers: No one wants to fucking meet up with your boring ass anyway. Goddamn.

[D3RANG3D]

Opiate http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82752401&postcount=4 

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[Joe Molotov]

Opiate http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82752401&postcount=4 

Spoilers: No one wants to fucking meet up with your boring ass anyway. Goddamn.

*BEEP* *BOOP* Processing request....BBQ is incompatible with Opiate v2.0. Alcohol consumption requires the optional Opiate Bio-Liver upgrade (not installed).  Opiate v2.0's positronic brain is calibrated to process the external stimuli generated by small groups of human persons; therefore large groups of human persons are not an optimal setting. Situation does not meet minimum threshold for fun having. Request to access friendship function denied.

[Shadow Mod]

To be fair it is easier to commit murders if you have like 2 people alone at your apartment.

[Broseidon]

Opiate http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82752401&postcount=4 

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This picture looks British as fuck.

[Himu]

BBQ, BEER, AND LARGE GROUP ACTIVITIES?!?!?!

beep beep boop.

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[Shadow Mod]

BBQ, BEER, AND LARGE GROUP ACTIVITIES?!?!?!

beep beep boop.

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[Purple Filth]

GAF Down?

[Tasty]

GAF Down?

Yup.

[Purple Filth]

GAF Down?

Yup.

 

[Shadow Mod]

People shitting on poors again, server committed suicide.

[Shaka Khan]

I have to confess that I do love Pop-GAF as long as their contained within their habitat.

[headwalk]

That's exactly why I like the black culture thread.

i propose changing their names from community to concentration threads.

[Broseidon]

People shitting on poors again, server committed suicide.

You don't want to dictate to impoverished people what they can and cannot do? Weirdo.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682077

 

[Positive Touch]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RUIN PASTA THAT BADLY

[nudemacusers]

i don't even... how.

[PigSpeakers]

Pasta is like, the first thing I learned how to cook.

[lennedsay]

no. i don't believe that picture. I refuse.

[nudemacusers]

you could slice it into layers, cover it in savory frosting, and serve it as a pasta cake. shit, maybe this guy is onto something.

[Tasty]

I've made worse looking things tbh, lol. That's why I stick to take-out.

[Shadow Mod]

He found the secret of the ramen burger.

[nudemacusers]

I've made worse looking things tbh, lol. That's why I stick to take-out.

Unless you have set a bowl of water on fire I don't want to believe you.

[Shadow Mod]

Or shit fry an egg? Bacon?

Shit i'm making the easiest thing right now.

Andrex, buy chicken thighs. Heat oven to 400. While waiting dip them all up in an olive oil and balsamic mix. Grease the pan (just get a paper towel put some oil on). Put chicken on pan. Salt and pepper chicken. Put chicken in for like 30 min at 400. After 30 min put temp to 350. Wait another 10-15. Take out chicken. EAT CHICKUN.

Do this with a pack of 6 and you have food for a couple meals.

[nudemacusers]

with chicken thighs I just grease em up with some olive oil and spices (sea salt and pepper at a minimum) blast em on 400 in a pryex for 45 or so and call it good. add some brown rice and steamed veggies and done

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682153

This is going to be goooooooooood.

[nudemacusers]

yeah grease up them thighs yea yea yea

when I cook whole chickens I grease em up good, inside and out

[Tasty]

I've made worse looking things tbh, lol. That's why I stick to take-out.

So you eat nothing but out all the time? You can make no dish? What about like, a fucking sandwich.

Sandwiches, soup, hot pockets, mac and cheese, all the basic stuff for when I don't feel like going out.

[Tasty]

Or shit fry an egg? Bacon?

Shit i'm making the easiest thing right now.

Andrex, buy chicken thighs. Heat oven to 400. While waiting dip them all up in an olive oil and balsamic mix. Grease the pan (just get a paper towel put some oil on). Put chicken on pan. Salt and pepper chicken. Put chicken in for like 30 min at 400. After 30 min put temp to 350. Wait another 10-15. Take out chicken. EAT CHICKUN.

Do this with a pack of 6 and you have food for a couple meals.

Or

I grab some Uburger on the way home from work so I don't have to dick around in the kitchen for an hour while distractedly checking my phone.

There will come a day in a few years when I learn to cook but it isn't a priority for me right now.

[Shadow Mod]

Or shit fry an egg? Bacon?

Shit i'm making the easiest thing right now.

Andrex, buy chicken thighs. Heat oven to 400. While waiting dip them all up in an olive oil and balsamic mix. Grease the pan (just get a paper towel put some oil on). Put chicken on pan. Salt and pepper chicken. Put chicken in for like 30 min at 400. After 30 min put temp to 350. Wait another 10-15. Take out chicken. EAT CHICKUN.

Do this with a pack of 6 and you have food for a couple meals.

Or

I grab some Uburger on the way home from work so I don't have to dick around in the kitchen for an hour while distractedly checking my phone.

There will come a day in a few years when I learn to cook but it isn't a priority for me right now.

What I mentioned just sits in the damn oven and you don't do shit dude, god damnit, that's why it's perfect.

[Tasty]

But then I have to clean the greasy ass pan and ugggggghh.

Maybe if I had an SO living with me it'd be worth it. But then I'd just make her do all the cooking anyways.

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That's a joke, btw. Like I said I actually like the idea of cooking. It's the details that make it the worse option for me.

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[Tasty]

I'll get there eventually. Until then, wasting time on cooking is for chumps.