Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5540813 times)

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i need to ramp up my offensiveness. still no ban  :-*
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i need to ramp up my offensiveness. still no ban  :-*

There just isnt enough hostility emanating from your posts :yeshrug

Homosexuality on the other hand...  :dayum

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i need to ramp up my offensiveness. still no ban  :-*

There just isnt enough hostility emanating from your posts :yeshrug

Homosexuality on the other hand...  :dayum
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Try being offensively gay instead. Certainly helped Greatness Gone get banned (Image removed from quote.)

I've been slowly stepping it up in that department tbh. Step off my turf, mac.
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Try being offensively gay instead. Certainly helped Greatness Gone get banned (Image removed from quote.)

I've been slowly stepping it up in that department tbh. Step off my turf, mac.

:gurl You don't need the ghey. You have the furry to cover that department. Start "Fursecution"ing.

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Pssh! If you guys think you're gay wait until y'all see Atramental 2.0



I be dropping shade on yallz asses like a gay angel of death. 

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Try being offensively gay instead. Certainly helped Greatness Gone get banned (Image removed from quote.)

I've been slowly stepping it up in that department tbh. Step off my turf, mac.


Pssh! If you guys think you're gay wait until y'all see Atramental 2.0

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I be dropping shade on yallz asses like a gay angel of death.  (Image removed from quote.)
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Pssh! If you guys think you're gay wait until y'all see Atramental 2.0
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Go from being a fundamentalist christian to pretending to be different genders and sexualities, brehs (Image removed from quote.)

It's so very demonic, friends(?). Atra caught the ghey from this board. Time to pray the ghey away.

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Man, if you guys knew me in real life you would be terribly disappointed by how plain & non-crazy I am.  :lol

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Making game threads on gaf now for me is like going to your old college bar and it's full of no one you recognize. You order your favorite drink, and there's a cigarette in it. Really different. In 2005, I'd make a thread for every "new" game I played. Most of them were old games, especially when I got my OG Xbox and I went through the game catalog. We'd have a rapport and talk about games in those threads. I make a Yakuza 3 thread with a detailed review text and no one posts. Just...different.
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Making game threads on gaf now for me is like going to your old college bar and it's full of no one you recognize. You order your favorite drink, and there's a cigarette in it. Really different. In 2005, I'd make a thread for every "new" game I played. Most of them were old games, especially when I got my OG Xbox and I went through the game catalog. We'd have a rapport and talk about games in those threads. I make a Yakuza 3 thread with a detailed review text and no one posts. Just...different.

That was you?

I was thinking of a snarky response to the cry for attention "no one ready my review?" But thought better of it.
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Well, it's better than "BUMP".
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My first threesome I couldnt even remember, my second one was awkward as fuck, I really dont think people are meant for it.


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Denise: She looks somewhat like how I used to. She's thinner, or was there. It was wrong. I thought better of it immediately after the picture was out there, but then I couldn't take it back. I'm sorry.

Delta Assault: I dunno. I dunno what to believe. Are you even female? Have I been talking to a guy for these 11 years? That would really fuck me up.

Denise: Would you believe what I told you anyhow? Please believe I never meant you any harm. We weren't cybering. I refused all offers of gifts or anything like that. It was a mistake. A big, long, terrible mistake that I've been trapped in for a long time now. Please, please believe me on that. I've mantained the charade of that picture, that moment of vanity, out of *penance.* I've known for a while that you'd be hurt if things were revealed to be otherwise.

Delta Assault: That other picture of you being tickled wasn't actually you either, right?

Denise: No. Same woman.

Delta Assault: So... are you a guy? Cause the more I think about it, the more the idea of a girl who plays D&D, SFB, and BattleTech starts to seem like some kind of fantasy. I just want to know what the truth is.

Denise: *sigh* Okay, entire truth, then. I am male. I am also ten years younger than I have pretended. This means that I was fourteen years old when I started. Please remember the stupidity of that age range when you consider whether malice was intended. I'll tell you all about the psychology of it if you care; again, no malice. Please believe that. I don't know if that helps any; I know I have done actual harm, and there's nothing I can do to make that up, but I will try. She was my fantasy as much as anything, and being her has trapped me for more than half my life now.

Delta Assault: Oh my god.

Denise: She was a carefully-constructed ideal. You weren't interested in me, you were interested in her. That she wasn't really behind a keyboard somewhere doesn't reflect on you. It's all on me. I've done a terrible thing. I'm sorry you had to find it out. She would have stayed well off in the background; she's off all the forums now. There are no new people being met. I'm determined not to hurt anyone else this way.

Delta Assault: Are you gay or something? Is that why you did it?

Denise: *pained little laugh* That's the thing of it, I'm not! More explanation to follow. In actuality, I have the sort of personality that completely fades into the background. I have a sister ten years older than I am; she's talkative, and the age-difference meant that I couldn't really compete in dinnertime conversation. I spent all my time after school cooped up in an office with a computer, and I was still fading away online. I decided to try an experiment. I would play my game at the time (it was Subspace, if you're curious) with a handle that suggested I was female. Being as I was fourteen, I went with the tremendously-subtle "A Sexy Whip Vixen." Even with the charade being that ham-handed.... I was right. Everyone was a LOT nicer to the imaginary female-me. It was utterly addictive, this business of being liked. It was a long time before she started to sort of take over my mind. There've been times I've seriously worried about my sanity (I know you have some choice remarks of your own on that subject, believe me, it's nothing I've not lashed myself with). When *I* found the lady from the picture who'd had such an impact on me, it broke me in much the same way you're feeling now. The world was unreal, all of a sudden, because she was a real person, I wasn't her. I disappeared for a while at that time. I went on vacation with my parents. Told them I'd met a girl who'd lied to me, misused someone else's picture --got to hear what they'd say about someone who'd do that. But overall, it helped me get my head back together. I vowed that from there on, Denise would start a slow pullback from forums, ICQ chats... let existing friendships drift apart as ordinary human relationships do. I've tried to pull back and away with as little harm to my victims as humanly possible. Please believe that if you believe nothing else.

Delta Assault: Keeping the charade up for 11 years is impressive. Impressively psychotic. I'm uh, I'm really glad I didn't cyber with you, ever. That's a big relief now.

Denise: I know. To both of those.

Delta Assault: I'd be even more scarred right now if we had.

Denise: I have wronged you, and I'm sorry for that. I will never be able to make that right. Was I further wrong to try to slip away quietly? I'd really hoped to spare you the impact of all of this.

Delta Assault: I'd rather you told me the truth. Like... right around when I said I was in love with you? That would've been a good time to spill the beans. Instead of stringing me along and talking to me about how the Mass Effect 3 ending sucked and all that bullshit? The Mass Effect 3 ending is awesome compared to this ending. Do you know how fucked up I've been because of you?

Denise: LOTS of people say that to women without meaning it at all, you know. That's one thing I've learned in half-being one all this time. It tears me up inside every time someone seems attached --I don't know if that's any consolation to you at all. I have some idea what I've done to you, yes. Please... I was fourteen. A damaged child, when I started. I tried to go with the path of the least pain; I'm very sorry if I made a mistake in choosing.

Delta Assault: Have you told the truth to anybody else you've fooled in this web of deception? Cause I think you should.

Denise: You're the first to find her. I take it from how you're speaking that you're in favor of the full reveal? ...Which you just answered. There are people who stand to be hurt very, very badly by that revelation. I know it would seem like justice to you right now, because I've caused you pain. You want the truth to shine through and for the nasty hideous liar to wither away in its light. But I tell you that there are people who depend on this mirage as a friend. Ripping it from them... would be inflicting the pain you're feeling now. There's a good chance they never have to feel that. That's what I hope for. It's a fishhook. It hurts to put it in. I did that in ignorance, an idiot youth. But it will cause real damage to rip it out. Or that's been the theory these past years. (That does not mean I consider them my "catches" or prizes or any other nonsensical nastiness. The analogy serves only as a description of the harm inflicted. My victims are real people to me. This haunts me terribly.)

Delta Assault: I actually saw the movie Catfish. Thought it was really good. Never thought I was living it.

Denise: I'm afraid I haven't seen it.

Delta Assault: Okay. Well, I don't think I want to talk to you ever again. I've wasted enough of my life on you.

Denise: I understand. Will you be telling others, or will you leave me to my penance? She only exists now in the hope that others won't be hurt. She eats my time, my life, so that I might not inflict this on others.

Delta Assault: I don't really talk to anybody from that time, so no, I guess I can't.

Denise: But you think maybe you should. If you ever find yourself in a position to, or where you feel it would be justice to do so... remember this pain I've caused you and please believe that I'm trying to spare others. I am living in a well-deserved hell. I made it for myself. I don't want anyone else to suffer. I'm very sorry that you had to. 
I wish you the best life you could have from here on out, and luck in finding a real one. They exist. Ask them for pictures, and for voice; pictures are hard, and voice is impractical to fake.

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« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 03:23:43 AM by benjipwns »

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Eleven years?!

Are you fucking shitting me? If that's not a creative writing assignment then... Fuck.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=803484

Look at this thread

Look at that OP

Himu annihilated.
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Eleven years?!

Are you fucking shitting me? If that's not a creative writing assignment then... Fuck.
i reads like one

but you never know
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=803484

Look at this thread

Look at that OP

Himu annihilated.

Error is my buddy. :yeshrug Don't care.

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mgs3 is so fucking good.

what are the odds of them doing a proper 60fps rererelease on the ps4?
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Making game threads on gaf now for me is like going to your old college bar and it's full of no one you recognize. You order your favorite drink, and there's a cigarette in it. Really different. In 2005, I'd make a thread for every "new" game I played. Most of them were old games, especially when I got my OG Xbox and I went through the game catalog. We'd have a rapport and talk about games in those threads. I make a Yakuza 3 thread with a detailed review text and no one posts. Just...different.

That's because Yakuza 3 wasn't very good... :pacspit

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(Where is Shenmue 3? Where is Binary Domain 2, Nagoshi?  :'()

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mgs3 is so fucking good.

what are the odds of them doing a proper 60fps rererelease on the ps4?

100%
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« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 09:10:35 AM by Atramental »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108473304&postcount=21

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If real: holy fucking shit.

That can't be real, I refuse to believe people actually write like that to each other after 11 years of being "best friends" or whatever. Or then the guy cleaned the text up a lot. Denise never said "u mad" so it can't be real. Also, no one should be allowed to be that fucking dumb.

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What I wanna is what kind of person would put hours and hours of work every day across the span of eleven years to keep this ruse up and what was even the point of it? Like, I can understand somebody doing this for a few months for a good laugh, but ELEVEN YEARS?

Also, that chat log is ridiculously stupid on so many levels.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 10:12:51 AM by Great Rumbler »
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Instead of stringing me along and talking to me about how the Mass Effect 3 ending sucked and all that bullshit? The Mass Effect 3 ending is awesome compared to this ending.

This is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. :dead
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The Mass Effect 3 ending is awesome compared to this ending.

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Instead of stringing me along and talking to me about how the Mass Effect 3 ending sucked and all that bullshit? The Mass Effect 3 ending is awesome compared to this ending.

This is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. :dead

is it wrong if i readed the whole thing in humprey bogart voice while imagining it as some black & white movie?
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Making game threads on gaf now for me is like going to your old college bar and it's full of no one you recognize. You order your favorite drink, and there's a cigarette in it. Really different. In 2005, I'd make a thread for every "new" game I played. Most of them were old games, especially when I got my OG Xbox and I went through the game catalog. We'd have a rapport and talk about games in those threads. I make a Yakuza 3 thread with a detailed review text and no one posts. Just...different.
I don't know shit about Yakuza other than the one on PS4 looks pretty cool. Is it a series where I have to start with 1 or can I just jump into whatever is on PS3?

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Just play 1 had 2.
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Making game threads on gaf now for me is like going to your old college bar and it's full of no one you recognize. You order your favorite drink, and there's a cigarette in it. Really different. In 2005, I'd make a thread for every "new" game I played. Most of them were old games, especially when I got my OG Xbox and I went through the game catalog. We'd have a rapport and talk about games in those threads. I make a Yakuza 3 thread with a detailed review text and no one posts. Just...different.
I don't know shit about Yakuza other than the one on PS4 looks pretty cool. Is it a series where I have to start with 1 or can I just jump into whatever is on PS3?

You can realistically jump in at any point. You'll miss some nuance and such, but there are recap videos that get you up to speed.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 01:56:28 PM by Mr. Gundam »
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Start at Yakuza, it shows the yakuza 1 and 2 story/cutscenes anyway

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I watched Two Best Friends play Yakuza 4 and I have a feeling I know everything there is to know about Yakuza.

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To me it looks like the good parts of Shenmue but with a better combat system. Is that mostly accurate?

Good parts meaning story and life sim aspects
« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 01:21:27 PM by nachobro »

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Yakuza's battle system is terrible, but immensely fun

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I consider music/sound design to be one of the most important parts of a game. It can literally make or break my purchasing decision. For them to fire such a talented person makes me wary of buying products from them in the future. To me it shows that they don't care about the quality of their products, and they don't care about their fans.

Maybe now you can see where I'm coming from.
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The backlash is slowly started to build up on their facebook too. I'm happy with this. I hope the internet comes down on them hard.
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You say that like he was some nobody at the company.

This could have seriously dire consequences on the future quality of their products.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 02:57:09 PM by benjipwns »

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What the fuck??

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I am not really sure what to say or think. Over the last day I have tried writing a reply to this topic but had to delete it every time because, gods knows why.

Halo to me was way more than a video game to me, and the music was a uniquely part of that. Not a game that was heavy on story, but I feel that Halo, more than any other video game I have played my entire life, told it's story through the audio-visual moments.
For me it's the interactive text book example on how to do sound design.
Example would be that moment on the second level upon landing on Halo. You make your way up to some structures, clear the Covernant, and a few dropships come in with a Warthog. As you enter the Warthog, this psuedo-tribal music starts playing with bombastic drums, electric guitar riffs and an intense beat. This is a sci-fi world, and already I feel the music is breaking all the conventions I know about music in this genre.

Suffice to say, the chanting monks, the haunting melodies of the desolate wastelands. I loved it all, and still do to this day.
My earliest memories are those of Koji Kondo, and the gaming composers I have listened the most too in my life is Harry-Gregson Williams (Metal Gear Solid series) and Jeremy Soule (KOTOR, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Guild Wars 1 & 2) and Jesper Kyd (Hitman, Freedom Fighters, Assassins Creed 2) but Marty's music.


This is a sad day for Bungie. Really. I've been a Bungie fan since the early Mac days with Marathon. I am super sad about this. Really, a lot more than I should be. I am not one to get sad when my favorite bands break up - After all, these things happens for a reason, and it might be why I am sad about this. I don't understand what happened, so my brain think it could have been avoided.
On the bright side, we got many good years with his music, and maybe he will find another place to keep making music.

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"Much of the game had already been completed"

Yeah, but isn't Destiny supposed to be a 10 year project? Surely they haven't composed the music for all ten years?

I mean it might be pretty jarring to go from Destiny with O'Donnell to Destiny 2.0 and on without him. Especially if the soundtrack for the first game turns out to be epic predominately because of O'Donnell.

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To me it looks like the good parts of Shenmue but with a better combat system. Is that mostly accurate?

Good parts meaning story and life sim aspects

it's not much of a life sim, when you are not following the story (eg, walking toward the next flag on the radar) you are dicking around tokyo and getting into random fight with thugs which play like a 3D brawler,  combat is a little stiff and at the start you don't have many option, just a grab and a 4 hit combo with different finisher depending on when you interrupt it... as you fight,you build up a finisher meter that usualy let you break stuff into people or people into stuff... then there are small rpg elements as each fight and the occasional sidequest give you XP which let you level up and learn new moves (eg, new way to break people into stuff!) which add more variety to the combat

but there is lot of random content in it, there is a full mahjong game, a full shogi (japanese chess) game, there is a casino with poker and slotmachine's, there is a dating minigame where you try to impress club hostess, and the list of random activities goes on and on and on... i think later game even added very dumb stuff like bear hunting... of course with the exception of some games (i think yakuza 2 and maybe 4?) most of this content has been cut from the us version, because sega hates you and your gaijin brain could never comprehend how to play japanese mahjong

as far as the plot goes,i only played the first 2 games, the first game has the most generic action plot i've ever seen, kiryu kazuma has been in prison for 5 years for a crime he didn't commit,now he has to protect the child of his missing fiancee by punching the shit out of everyone! it's basicaly like watching a cheesy action movie
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Yakuza's battle system is terrible, but immensely fun
What the fuck??
It's hard to explain, the button setup is all sorts of weird, the projectile weapons are trash, the camera works against you at all times, you tend to lose focus of enemies at crucial moments, but somehow using a SUPER to kill a guy with a couch/bicycle/lamp pole/cardboard box is fucking fun, every time.

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Yakuza owns. I do think 3 is the weakest tho. It doesn't have the lows of 4, but also never hits those highs.
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It's a brawler. What do you want from it?  It controls fine, but each is own I guess.


Yakuza 2 is the best one followed by Kenzen. 4 is pretty great if you ask me. I haven't played much of three or Ishin. 5 seems ok, but it is an import. Dead Souls is obviously the weakest one. I'd almost say just skip to 2 or 4. I think you can mostly play these games in any order.
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I consider music/sound design to be one of the most important parts of a game. It can literally make or break my purchasing decision. For them to fire such a talented person makes me wary of buying products from them in the future. To me it shows that they don't care about the quality of their products, and they don't care about their fans.

Maybe now you can see where I'm coming from.
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The backlash is slowly started to build up on their facebook too. I'm happy with this. I hope the internet comes down on them hard.
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You say that like he was some nobody at the company.

This could have seriously dire consequences on the future quality of their products.

So this is apparently the only guy in the industry who can compose sweeping symphonic scores? :heh
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Destiny 2 just isn't going to be as epic. I don't even think I want it at this point it'll be so jarring. :fbm

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108386793&postcount=1475
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108389607&postcount=1512
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108391809&postcount=1552
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I consider music/sound design to be one of the most important parts of a game. It can literally make or break my purchasing decision. For them to fire such a talented person makes me wary of buying products from them in the future. To me it shows that they don't care about the quality of their products, and they don't care about their fans.

Maybe now you can see where I'm coming from.
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The backlash is slowly started to build up on their facebook too. I'm happy with this. I hope the internet comes down on them hard.
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You say that like he was some nobody at the company.

This could have seriously dire consequences on the future quality of their products.

So this is apparently the only guy in the industry who can compose sweeping symphonic scores? :heh

they should probably just fire the rest of the team and cancel the game at this point, tbh

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please tell me someone saved the original pic, I don't see it.
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Joint Security Area is a great film :obama
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 :ohhh

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