Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Sausage]

I am no longer giving any of my clicks to xvideos.

[nachobro]

I am no longer giving any of my clicks to xvideos.

Dat internet activism 

[demi]

As I said in the NSFW thread - my main tools are xtube (no luv for xtube?) and xhamster - though I primarily lurk reddit's /gonewild and its varying subcultures.

[ToxicAdam]

....  and the classic NBA-GAF humor is completely gone.

I lurked in NBA-GAF all the time. You are giving it too much credit.

[nudemacusers]

I am no longer giving any of my clicks to xvideos.

Dat internet activism 

I will be taking my company bathroom faps elsewhere

[Tasty]

interesting. I always thought andy was outchea on the deep web (Image removed from quote.) but he's kinda shook

EDIT: Not for porn(), he seems to know a lot about the internet, cryptocurrencies and shit

This is going to sound incredibly hipster but I got my darknet days out of me way before it got interesting with silk road and Bitcoin and shit. It was kind of neat in an exclusive club kind of way.

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Of course the only thing I used it for was gigs of torrented anime.

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[Tasty]

Andy wringing his hands at porn is kinda funny. GET WITH IT

Getting with it is what led to this mess in the first place.

[fistfulofmetal]

pornhub and motherless

[Himu]

pornhub SUCKS.

xhamster is my destination whenever I'm feeling risque.

Wait, I don't NEED hardcore porn to get off anymore!

[fizzel]

fantasti.cc is a decent aggregate.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109783462&postcount=38

 

I love it when people are class conscious enough to learn new words, but not class conscious enough to use them correctly.

 

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109783462&postcount=38

 

...unlike my favorite glorious Nippon games like Final Fantasy 

[Kara]

Well Star Wars is a rip off of a Kurosawa movie, right? 

[Joe Molotov]

Well Star Wars is a rip off of a Kurosawa movie, right? 

Excuse me, it's a REBOOT of a Kurosawa movie.

[Phoenix Dark]

So many of pornhub's videos have meh picture quality. I'm not looking for HD but jeez, I at least don't want to see pixelization

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161569433&p=1237553493&viewfull=1#post1237553493

Was 16. Girl that lived across the street from me when we were 6 moved back with her dad. Fell in love. She came home drunk and climbed through my window to talk. Sat on my lap while I played WoW. Asked if I was a virgin, I was, she said she wasn't. I got mad and she left. Couple days later we made out and pretty sure I came in pants (LOL). On and off talking till we're both 20. Finally smash a few times. Still my oneitis and never talk anymore. Feelsbadman.

Sat on my lap while I played WoW.

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm surprised xvideos.com has that shit.  Too bad.

The worst offender I came across in terms of CP was motherless.com.  I'm pretty sure it is a FBI honeypot meant to lure in unsuspecting pervs so they can get rounded up, convicted, and sent to prison in order to pad out the private prisons.  I call it the internet porn to prison pipeline

But no seriously, motherless.com is full of child porn but you're taking a risk with tube sites in general since I doubt there is an infrastructure in place to catch these videos unless you stumble upon them and report them.  I'm moving on from tube sites and starting to download videos again because I realized I have a 2 TB hard drive going to waste.  Instead of looking at grainy looking, tinny sounding video clips, I can watch high quality shit.  I'm a grown man, I don't need to worry about hiding my porn, which is nothing more than girls with big tits getting railed by dudes with big dicks.

[StealthFan]

I can't torrent porn because I like jerking to multiple scenes at once, until my dick decides which one I will finish with.

Such struggle

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109783462&postcount=38

 

...unlike my favorite glorious Nippon games like Final Fantasy 

No, he's pretty right on the mark.

[doctavius bonbon]

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Well she's super hard to read so I didn't know what she wanted and started talking to a girl when oneitis wanted fwb. Messed that up and she started dating some hipster douchebag. Haven't talked since August when I brought her on a cruise. She's also a feminist.

She came home drunk and climbed through my window to talk. Sat on my lap while I played WoW. Asked if I was a virgin, I was, she said she wasn't.

super hard to read

[Vertigo]

Just reading that Destiny thread over on Gaf. The hardcore stanning for Bungie from Sony fanboys is quite the turnaround. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't torrent porn because I like jerking to multiple scenes at once, until my dick decides which one I will finish with.

Such struggle

I always have 2-3 scenes in tabs, usually of different genres unless I'm in a specific mood. I watch a bit of each and just vibe to the scene before picking one. And I tend to skip around videos. I skip all the dancing shit unless the chick is hot, then go right to the bj stuff. I skip past anal, fuck that shit. And of course I watch the end for the moeny shots.

[Rahxephon91]

I can't torrent porn because I like jerking to multiple scenes at once, until my dick decides which one I will finish with.

Such struggle

It's called VLC media player my friend.

Multiple videos opened at ounce.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109783462&postcount=38

 

...unlike my favorite glorious Nippon games like Final Fantasy 

No, he's pretty right on the mark.

Star Wars is maybe an example (but hardly the zenith of) cultural hegemony, but it's not cultural capitalism. (Sorry if I'm misreading your post.)

[benjipwns]

I can't torrent porn because I like jerking to multiple scenes at once, until my dick decides which one I will finish with.

Such struggle

There are people who make these compilations where there's like six videos in one like if you had a wall of monitors with each playing a different one. And then they put music over it.

[Purple Filth]

Also apparently The Nigerian called in to advertise mollywatr :mollywater

oh that's still going

what happened to the other guy who basically stole his shit

[StealthFan]

I can't torrent porn because I like jerking to multiple scenes at once, until my dick decides which one I will finish with.

Such struggle

It's called VLC media player my friend.

Multiple videos opened at ounce.

:childplease: I know what VLC is, friend. I just don't want to take the time to torrent all that shit. I'll multitab and get down to business.

[Rahxephon91]

Probably better that way, you don't have to have the shame of gigs of porn.

[Phoenix Dark]

Steal answer your PMs or I'll have to de-friend you on Facebook
 

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[Yulwei]

Just reading that Destiny thread over on Gaf. The hardcore stanning for Bungie from Sony fanboys is quite the turnaround. 

it's a work of art, really. How can you not smile at sentences like "Well, yeah it's multi-platform, but Sony is treating it as an exclusive!"

[StealthFan]

Steal answer your PMs or I'll have to de-friend you on Facebook
 

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not that it would matter. Our comminication on there so far has been 

Such disappointment. I answered your PM anyway tho.

[Michael Moaner]

Bish and Enzom - the dynamic duo of racially sensitive victims catching feels in the Larry Johnson thread lol

[StealthFan]

Bish is doing his "I'll call this person out and ban them after they explain their position, even if it's for unrelated shit" thing right now. Once that moron zeroes in on you, it's over. Might as well not respond.

[Phoenix Dark]

Steal answer your PMs or I'll have to de-friend you on Facebook
 

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not that it would matter. Our comminication on there so far has been 

Such disappointment. I answered your PM anyway tho.

we're gonna talk more, just watch

[benjipwns]

Bish and Enzom - the dynamic duo of racially sensitive victims catching feels in the Larry Johnson thread lol

Somehow I missed what Grandmama said, what could it...

“Black people your Focusing on the wrong thing. We should be focusing on having our own, Own team own League! To For Self!!’’

black people smh

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809248

Living in the UK, Nintendo has traditionally had a limited presence tinged with a negative image compared to Sony, Microsoft and even Sega. Even in countries where Nintendo are doing relatively well, retailers are reducing the size of the 3DS and Wii U sections in their stores (even going as far to return shipments of Wii Us to show negative sale numbers), so my question is: Would it be a good idea for Nintendo to open their own stores?

Thinking along the lines of Pokemon Centres in Japan and Nintendo World in New York, and following a path similar to Apple and Disney, they could open up their own stores where they have dedicated demo kiosks for games; a platform for events e.g. Mario Kart and Pokemon tournaments; toys, gifts and merchandise for their main audience (children and nostalgic Nintendo fans), and a walk-in centre for customer support and advice.

Do you think Nintendo would consider taking this option, taking into account the time and money that would be required to do so, and would it be a success if they did?

Another thing to consider: Would Nintendo consider pulling out of third-party retailers full-stop in favour of their own store? And what do you think the consequences of this would be?

Well, at least these are refreshing new desperate ideas.

The better option would be to partner with big name toy companies and pay them to build a section. I don't mean what a lot of stores do where they've made their own, I mean big signs, big displays, section it off so it actually looks like it's own little section inside the store.

Nevermind.

[Purple Filth]

Just reading that Destiny thread over on Gaf. The hardcore stanning for Bungie from Sony fanboys is quite the turnaround. 

it's a work of art, really. How can you not smile at sentences like "Well, yeah it's multi-platform, but Sony is treating it as an exclusive!"

not that different so far with Xbox fans stanning for Insomniac.

Should be interesting to see how far that goes (IIRC Edge should have a feature for Sunset Overdrive soon)

[benjipwns]

Insomniac already proved that it can't survive without the glorious guiding hand of Sony.

Multi-platform games just don't make sense in this modern era, it creates too much confusion for consumers. Kinda like how the third party titles on the Wii U distract the customers from seeing the superior value and unmatched experience of Nintendo's exclusives and their pure integration with the hardware.

[Himu]

Insomniac has proven they can't prove the game industry period. Their latest games look like snores ville.

[benjipwns]

There is no point to anal if you're hetero and cis.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Variety is the spice of life bro.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109918243&postcount=61

is such a thing even possible

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109918243&postcount=61

is such a thing even possible

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109912120&postcount=52

[doctavius bonbon]

He's a troll account?



I always assumed he was just weird as shit. It is all so crystal clear to me now.

[thisismyusername]

(IIRC Edge should have a feature for Sunset Overdrive soon)

Here's a preview:

Fuse 2.          

Insomniac already proved that it can't survive without the glorious guiding hand of Sony.

Multi-platform games just don't make sense in this modern era, it creates too much confusion for consumers. Kinda like how the third party titles on the Wii U distract the customers from seeing the superior value and unmatched experience of Nintendo's exclusives and their pure integration with the hardware.

It's not Sony. It's Insomniac being good at one thing (Platformers) but not doing it (Resistance, Fuse, Sunset Overdrive) to chase the CoD/FPS money.

Bish is doing his "I'll call this person out and ban them after they explain their position, even if it's for unrelated shit" thing right now. Once that moron zeroes in on you, it's over. Might as well not respond.

Yep. Though he'll probably ban you anyway because he caught feels over being black.

[Phoenix Dark]

A little anal here or there can be fine I guess, but I skip it at least 8 times out of 10. My favorite position in porn is cowgirl.

[Cascade]

To be fair to Sony fanboys, at least Bungie have released several great games. What has insomniac done? Release an OK 3D PS2 platformer back in 2002 followed by a long list of mehdiocre games that only ever had any discussion around them due to their exclusivity.

Sony fanboys win this round of the patheticness World Cup.

[Great Rumbler]

To be fair to Sony fanboys, at least Bungie have released several great games. What has insomniac done? Release an OK 3D PS2 platformer back in 2002 followed by a long list of mehdiocre games that only ever had any discussion around them due to their exclusivity.

You take that back, Spyro the Dragon is a classic.

[Himu]

To be fair to Sony fanboys, at least Bungie have released several great games. What has insomniac done? Release an OK 3D PS2 platformer back in 2002 followed by a long list of mehdiocre games that only ever had any discussion around them due to their exclusivity.

Sony fanboys win this round of the patheticness World Cup.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a classic game.

[Joe Molotov]

I enjoyed the first three R&C games, but after that they all just felt too samey.

[Purple Filth]

I enjoyed the first three R&C games, but after that they all just felt too samey.

i heard that A Crack in Time was cool but never played it or any of the PS3 versions

[Himu]

A Crack in Time is a total rejuventation of RnC and the only post RnC3 game worth playing

[Junpei the Tracer!]

why the fuck there so many comic book threads on gaf lately?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809983
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809794
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809599
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=808951

Most of em are gamefaqs tier "who vs who" threads. Even our movie news thread is capeshit land now. I'M BEING SMOTHERED IN CAPESHIT.

[Momo]

Comic books are more interesting than 99.9% of the shyte GAF talks about in the OT

[Shadow Mod]

Where's a good site, tracker or whatever the god damn fuck to um procure that shit. Been meaning to read more comics, wouldn't mind some recommendations either.

[Himu]

read x-factor.

[Momo]

Arcs
House of M
Civil War (because everyone needs to hate Iron Man as much as I do)
Knightfall (must read, pls)

[nachobro]

X-Force/X-Statix run by Milligan & Allred is the best thing Marvel has ever done. There's an Omnibus version out there with the whole run.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810085

incoming tons of

[Momo]

That list sounds like bullshit, I've never done half those things with a single person and still have a very healthy sex life