Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5526627 times)

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Shadow Mod

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List is bullshit in terms of quantifying but the larger point would be some people want to socialize a bit to find out if you're a creep before you get to stick your penor in.

Momo

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Surely no one needs that explained to them

Shadow Mod

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Surely no one needs that explained to them

It's GAF dude.

Yulwei

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hey cowbell if you are into the paranormal/alternate history then definitely check out Warren Ellis' Planetary

Himu

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"And a woman will expect 12 text conversations, five long phone chats and ideally a bunch of flowers before considering taking things further."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i love how they quantify it, like it's a science and ladies just like, have this checklist in their head, like they're robots that have a sex button in their head that you push when you've met the quota list.

:dead

What a highly backwards "study"
« Last Edit: April 29, 2014, 02:37:18 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Rahxephon91

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Women aren't people. They have set rules on programming which you must follow to win.

Don't you know?

And then they change the set rules and become bitches.

All I've learned from these studies is to not listen to them. Women aren't some elusive being that act one way.

ToxicAdam

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Reminds me of the movie Groundhog Day, where Bill Murray tries to manipulate the perfect day in an attempt to create chemistry/have sex with Andie McDowell.

In the end it's all about chemistry. You either have it with someone or you don't. Although, I guess a certain amount of desperation between two ppl can fake it pretty well.



« Last Edit: April 29, 2014, 02:40:27 PM by ToxicAdam »

Himu

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Chocolate > flowers

Siiiiiiiiigh. I wish someone would buy me chocolate nowwwwwwwww.
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Momo

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What is the least amount of money you guys would take to have sex with someone?

Lets assume you arent attracted to said person at all.
Lets also assume they are the gender you are attracted to.

Himu

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Women aren't people. They have set rules on programming which you must follow to win.

Don't you know?

And then they change the set rules and become bitches.

All I've learned from these studies is to not listen to them. Women aren't some elusive being that act one way.

You're a good guy :heartbeat
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nachobro

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Hm that thread brought out the only thing worse than permavirgins, gaf members bragging at how great they are at getting the sex.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Hm that thread brought out the only thing worse than permavirgins, gaf members bragging at how great they are at getting the sex.

Coming up the rear, the soon to be worst thing GAF likes talking about when it comes to teh sex: talking about creeps.

Gaffers like talking about creeps because they think that if they talk shit about creeps, then nobody will think they are a creep themselves.  It's a bunch of nerds at the bottom of life's social totem pole trying to crab bucket their way to the second lowest rung.  It's one of the most transparent things going on but they really think that this is all that is necessary when talking about creeps.  In fact, I rarely hear anyone talk about creeps in general IRL, it seems to be a common topic of discussion around groups of geeks and nerds, better known as creeps.  These losers uncomfortable in their own skin who talk about sex like grinding out quests in an RPG, I hope they get their shit together someday.
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Tasty

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Where's a good site, tracker or whatever the god damn fuck to um procure that shit. Been meaning to read more comics, wouldn't mind some recommendations either.

Comixology

Momo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810130

strong nintendo avatar to persecution complex ratio

Junpei the Tracer!

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Where's a good site, tracker or whatever the god damn fuck to um procure that shit. Been meaning to read more comics, wouldn't mind some recommendations either.

Comixology

Not that I'm advocating piracy or anything but buying single issues can turn it into really expensive hobby. But I guess sticking to trades/collection isn't too expensive.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810130

strong nintendo avatar to persecution complex ratio

Upon reading the title, I wondered to myself how many posts until a nintendo fan/victim does the whole passive aggressive "DOOOOMED!!!" ::) meme.

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archie4208

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That list sounds like bullshit, I've never done half those things with a single person and still have a very healthy sex life

Waifus don't count.

Rahxephon91

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As for the comic talk.

I get my trades from http://www.instocktrades.com/ . They are pretty cheap. If you want to pirate, there's torrents of stuff for Saga and whatnot out there.

As for recommendations:

Saga is pretty great. A millennials' sci-fi/fantasy family drama.

Velvet is what if Ms. Moneypenny from James Bond was a spy. My mother seems to like it.

Pretty Deadly is a strange poetic wild west fantasy thingy. The art work sure is pretty.

East of West is also a plot heavy wild west apocalyptic fantasy series. Kind of hard to recommend, but it is interesting if you buy into it.

Lazuras is about this families' female enforcer. The family happens to control a good portion of America in this corporate feudalisim world. Also she may not be thier actual daughter and is a super soldier.

The current Ms. Marvel is a colorful and cartoony comic about a Muslim teenager nerdy girl who loves the Avengers and then gets powers of her own. It's charming so far.

Older stuff like Transmetropoltin is great. Y The Last Man is always amusing. Gotham Central makes for good cop stories in the world where Batman lives. Fatale(on going is still kind of ok).

I also enjoyed Nowhere Men. It's slow and odd, but it's this this strange "what if the Beatles where scientists". A lot of it went over my head, but I liked the oddness.




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What is the least amount of money you guys would take to have sex with someone?

Lets assume you arent attracted to said person at all.
Lets also assume they are the gender you are attracted to.

I'd probably bang devolution for 50 bucks if I was dead broke.
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Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109995259&postcount=463

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Yes. There are racist people all over the world. Accept it. Get over it. You angry mob of anti-racists remind me of.... well, racists.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809569

troll thread already showing potential

Hm that thread brought out the only thing worse than permavirgins, gaf members bragging at how great they are at getting the sex.

Coming up the rear, the soon to be worst thing GAF likes talking about when it comes to teh sex: talking about creeps.

Gaffers like talking about creeps because they think that if they talk shit about creeps, then nobody will think they are a creep themselves.  It's a bunch of nerds at the bottom of life's social totem pole trying to crab bucket their way to the second lowest rung. 
huh, kinda reminds me of this thread
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Michael Moaner

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Hm that thread brought out the only thing worse than permavirgins, gaf members bragging at how great they are at getting the sex.

Coming up the rear, the soon to be worst thing GAF likes talking about when it comes to teh sex: talking about creeps.

Gaffers like talking about creeps because they think that if they talk shit about creeps, then nobody will think they are a creep themselves.  It's a bunch of nerds at the bottom of life's social totem pole trying to crab bucket their way to the second lowest rung.  It's one of the most transparent things going on but they really think that this is all that is necessary when talking about creeps.  In fact, I rarely hear anyone talk about creeps in general IRL, it seems to be a common topic of discussion around groups of geeks and nerds, better known as creeps.  These losers uncomfortable in their own skin who talk about sex like grinding out quests in an RPG, I hope they get their shit together someday.

This is the best post ive read on here in a long time. Someone Mod this man, quickly.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=809569

troll thread already showing potential

I really can't tell what posts are serious or what are faux-outrage. Fuckin' mongos.
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thisismyusername

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=810244

sharp tits and ass

:dead at the bra and underwear farmers tan. You could at least spray-on tan or photoshop those, surely? Come on :gurl


Shadow Mod

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who cares id play with her

thisismyusername

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Oh, I'm not saying she's ugly. You misunderstand. I'm laughing because she's a celeb, she could at least work the farmers tanlines out.

Still, props to her for going that way. Not a lot of people would.

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Farmer tan lines :mouf

brob

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=810244

sharp tits and ass

:dead at the bra and underwear farmers tan. You could at least spray-on tan or photoshop those, surely? Come on :gurl

of course she could, but she didn't cuz she has that ghetto luxe thing going on.

benjipwns

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Monitoring this thread for ideas for the network I'm going to launch:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810160

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Then change to 24/7 Cops and Cheaters reruns. Got you again gamers!
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Phoenix Dark

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=810244

sharp tits and ass

herpes and smokes

no thanks

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I'd smash but wouldn't date :noah
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Tasty

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Farmer tan lines :mouf

Farmers :phil

Manual labor funk :whew

FStop7

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Guys a baseball coach in Texas PRAYED before a game.  He PRAYED.  I am OUTRAGED and will never raise my children to respect such savagery.

thisismyusername

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Farmer tan lines :mouf

Farmers :phil

Manual labor funk :whew

Shower after work and fuck in the shower. :phil

Come on, taco. You know better.


Tasty

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Shower fucking is my dream but I fear it'll never be as good as I imagine. :'(

Shower fucking is my dream but I fear it'll never be as good as I imagine. :'(
oh, kiddo.

Shadow Mod

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Shower fucking is my dream but I fear it'll never be as good as I imagine. :'(

Yeah that peach plushie isn't water proof breh.

benjipwns

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You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!

Tasty

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benji has my vote for most underappreciated Bore member.

Rahxephon91

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Good comics for cheap right here.
https://www.humblebundle.com/?imagecomics_bundle&utm_source=imagecomics&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Humble+Image+Comics+Bundle

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Well EVERYTHING but the Walking Dead
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StealthFan

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I enjoy Benji.
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thisismyusername

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You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!

Get a deeper tub, dude.

Good comics for cheap right here.
https://www.humblebundle.com/?imagecomics_bundle&utm_source=imagecomics&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Humble+Image+Comics+Bundle

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Well EVERYTHING but the Walking Dead
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Yeah, I read the e-mail and was like "OHHHH" and then clicked and "oh."  :(

Atramental

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I hear hot tub sex is amazing.

If only I knew someone that had one and wouldn't mind some bodily fluids in it.  :'(

Rufus

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I like Saga. Looking forward to the next issue.

The Walking Dead is just depressing after a while. Don't judge it after the first issue, it gets better. But as mentioned, really depressing. Also #1 and #20? Wuh?

Not familiar with anything else from that bundle.

Kara

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Shower fucking is my dream but I fear it'll never be as good as I imagine. :'(

How tall are you? It kind of sucks if you're above a certain height.

Shadow Mod

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Shower fucking is my dream but I fear it'll never be as good as I imagine. :'(

How tall are you? It kind of sucks if you're above a certain height.

Get strong. Find a waif.

<_< >_>

benjipwns

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benji has my vote for most underappreciated Bore member.
I enjoy Benji.
Between this and the two GAF PMs about my "thoughtful" arguments my internet ego is going to have a massive boner soon.

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WATCH :phil OUT
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Shadow Mod

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Benji still wins for trolling the shit out of that one guy.

benjipwns

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Which one?  :'(

Shadow Mod

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Tasty

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nudemacusers

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Farmer tan lines :mouf
you'd really like me in the summer  :-* I look like an arm transplant recipient  :'(
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thisismyusername

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I like Saga. Looking forward to the next issue.

The Walking Dead is just depressing after a while. Don't judge it after the first issue, it gets better. But as mentioned, really depressing. Also #1 and #20? Wuh?

Not familiar with anything else from that bundle.

Chew isn't bad from the browsing I did of it in the library. Not bad for a $1, I guess.

Shadow Mod

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