Iwata: "You think you can get away with not releasing games on the Wii U? Well let's see how you like it when I cut you off from the 3DS's sweet, sweet money tree!"
EA Exec #1: "Wait, we make 3DS games?"
EA Exec #2: "I don't think so."
Iwata: "Uh, you guys still have John Riccitiello's number?"