Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Steve Contra]

Uncut cocks > cut cocks in terms of aesthetic.

Where did this come from?

Ok I see.  Probably best to quote in the future.

[brob]

It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

"many people" are also mumbling dumbfucks who have absolutely no understanding of history beyond what's learned through hollywood osmosis.

[Rufus]

That too.

It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

Youg people who don't watch the news. Better than these: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BINv7TXCQAAY60H.png:large

[Shadow Mod]

The theater one is where the gov fucked up with the sedation right?

[brob]

Spetsnaz didn't fuck it up, they just kept it too real and it went wrong.

[Himu]

Uncut cocks > cut cocks in terms of aesthetic.

 

Devo and I were talking the other day how hard uncut penises look hot as fuck. Like a sheath you can roll back. Plus you can play with the skin, and they look more masculine. sorry, uncut cocks won this round.

[Rufus]

It can look really fucking ugly if it's too long.

The theater one is where the gov fucked up with the sedation right?

Yup. 130 died from whatever they pumped in there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

[demi]

You two are fucked up.

[Himu]

Nuh uh, we just got dat taste, boo.

[Himu]

It can look really fucking ugly if it's too long.

And a cut cock can look ugly if they snipped wrong.

[brob]

omg you guys all your penises are beautiful

stop fighting and start tugging

[Shadow Mod]

Himu I like both you silly.

It's a case by case basis.

[Rufus]

And a cut cock can look ugly if they snipped wrong.

I guess. I'm uncut, but mine looks like they only took half because my foreskin doesn't cover the head fully.

I think I'm getting used to this place.

[Don Flamenco]

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING!  FOR THE LAST TIME, THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED WITH PICS OF PEOPLE'S BALLS.

You sir need to get with the program

its true...shouldn't doubt the power of balls


or foreskins apparently.   

i'm gonna get a merkin, but like with foreskins

[nudemacusers]

I greatly prefer cut cocks.

[Himu]

And a cut cock can look ugly if they snipped wrong.

I guess. I'm uncut, but mine looks like they only took half because my foreskin doesn't cover the head fully.

I think I'm getting used to this place.

That first line

[Atramental]

Vaginas.



Cut Cocks.



Uncut Cocks.

 :damn :why :sadbron

[Flannel Boy]

Uncut cocks > cut cocks in terms of aesthetic.

 

Devo and I were talking the other day how hard uncut penises look hot as fuck. Like a sheath you can roll back. Plus you can play with the skin, and they look more masculine. sorry, uncut cocks won this round.

Why are you apologizing. I'm uncut and commercial free.

[Don Flamenco]

Some jewish guy who was friends with an ex made a documentary about why uncut dicks are better and there's all this stuff about the tension with his rabbi father and uggghh i'm getting chills thinking about how awkward it is

here's a....clip: 
   






the comments section

[Kabouter]

It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

Wow, I definitely wouldn't have thought that. I was talking about this earlier today on IRC, I figured pretty much everyone would know at least a bit about Chechnya, since it's been in the news so consistently for like two decades now. And Czech Republic? Wat.

So disappointed.

[king of the internet]

It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

Wow, I definitely wouldn't have thought that. I was talking about this earlier today on IRC, I figured pretty much everyone would know at least a bit about Chechnya, since it's been in the news so consistently for like two decades now. And Czech Republic? Wat.

So disappointed.

I've heard the name before but all those dinky ass countries blend in to me. Why bother learning the difference when that knowledge has no value?

[Don Flamenco]

It's interesting how many people have never heard of Chechnya. How is that possible? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=54612951&postcount=13847

Wow, I definitely wouldn't have thought that. I was talking about this earlier today on IRC, I figured pretty much everyone would know at least a bit about Chechnya, since it's been in the news so consistently for like two decades now. And Czech Republic? Wat.

So disappointed.

I've heard the name before but all those dinky ass countries blend in to me. Why bother learning the difference when that knowledge has no value?

So you can hold a conversation without embarrassing the hell out of yourself when they come up.

[brob]

no true blooded american conversation would ever concern itself with such nonsense topics though.

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543300

 

fuck zelda fans

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=543300

 

fuck zelda fans

Place is down for me now.

[Eli Gulgin]

Yea right when things get too exciting fuck

[Broseidon]

Yep, down.

It's been dropping quite a bit lately. Wonder if it's this Boston shit.

E3 here we come!

[Shadow Mod]

Yep, down.

It's been dropping quite a bit lately. Wonder if it's this Boston shit.

E3 here we come!

It's been getting ddosed far as I know.

[Rufus]

That thread has already been posted here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39978.msg1674425#msg1674425

[thisismyusername]

You two are fucked up.

I love you too, baby.

[Broseidon]

Yep, down.

It's been dropping quite a bit lately. Wonder if it's this Boston shit.

E3 here we come!

It's been getting ddosed far as I know.

Wah?!

[Shadow Mod]

Wah?!

Yeah the last couple times it's gone down has been because of DDOS attacks.

[brob]

what's the point of DDOS attacks anyway? causing minor inconvenience? I don't think I've seen one last for more than a day or so.

[Rufus]

It's like egging someone's door I think. Delinquents. Harumph.

[thisismyusername]

Wah?!

Yeah the last couple times it's gone down has been because of DDOS attacks.

We 4chan now? Guess 'Lore should talk to m00tles about DDOS attacks.

[bud]

i occasionally see a porno with a dude with an uncut dick. at the end you'll see him squeezing his cum out and every time he strokes his dick, his foreskin covers the head for a short bit and it looks like it'd feel nice. i wish i had a foreskin so i could know how that feels. :'(

[demi]

Just rub some nice fabric on your dickhead. Big woop.

[Rufus]

It's not the same at all.

i occasionally see a porno with a dude with an uncut dick. at the end you'll see him squeezing his cum out and every time he strokes his dick, his foreskin covers the head for a short bit and it looks like it'd feel nice. i wish i had a foreskin so i could know how that feels. :'(

Well, skin stretches, so you could probably restore it if you put some work into it. With clamps and such. Unpleasant business I imagine.

[FStop7]

Down again.  If it's a DDOS then it's being coordinated to happen at peak load times: the endgame of the manhunt, earlier this week in the wake of the bombing, and almost the entire duration of the PS4 unveil.

[Rufus]

When did he boast about the servers, was that before the PS4 unveal? I think it went down around that time too and that's where I saw him first mention a DDOS attack.

[Phoenix Dark]

foreskin

that helmet dick head tho

There's a part of the head that you can pinch, and no matter how hard you press you won't feel anything. Can't do that with a turtleskin dick

[Rufus]

What, that part doesn't exist if you have foreskin?

[Broseidon]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

[bud]

foreskin

that helmet dick head tho

There's a part of the head that you can pinch, and no matter how hard you press you won't feel anything. Can't do that with a turtleskin dick

... what?

and, yeah, why would that be a good thing?

[Broseidon]

Gone down again just as the dude got taken into custody.

DDoS my ass.

[Don Flamenco]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

wat

[Broseidon]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

wat

i dont fucking know, i was just trying to decypher PD's weird-ass post.

[Eli Gulgin]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

Maybe if you get shit at the tip of your cock you won't feel how slimy and warm it is? That has to be the only positive thing? Unless PD is channeling Mandingo and wants his dick bitten (did I remember this right?) 

[thisismyusername]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

Shut up and post your dick like you said you were going to do. 

[Phoenix Dark]

It's just an amusing exclusive for circumcised bros. Not my fault you guys don't appreciate it

[Don Flamenco]

Why is having a part of your dick devoid of sensation a good thing?

wat

i dont fucking know, i was just trying to decypher PD's weird-ass post.

derp, i missed that part. 


i also don't know what he's talking about...it all hurts if you pinch it hard enough-- at the very least you'll get a shock in the urethra, which might be the least fun area to have pain in.

[Broseidon]

I think PD has a broken dick and is just assuming he's normal n projectin that shit.

[thisismyusername]

It's just an amusing exclusive for circumcised bros. Not my fault you guys don't appreciate it

Let's back this up: Why is losing feeling anywhere in your body a good thing?

[bud]

It's just an amusing exclusive for circumcised bros. Not my fault you guys don't appreciate it

There's a part of the head that you can pinch, and no matter how hard you press you won't feel anything. Can't do that with a turtleskin dick

oh wait, i misread it. but i still don't get why that's a good thing.

and what part are you talking about? i'm cut. there's no part on the head that's insensitive.

[Eli Gulgin]

PD's dick doesn't actually work?

[thisismyusername]

PD's dick doesn't actually work?

He hasn't been with anyone so obviously no one can confirm/deny that. 

I mean how else do you explain his encyclopedic knowledge of pornstar dicks?

[Don Flamenco]

or he's just that big.  wait, is that the joke

[Broseidon]

PD's dick doesn't actually work?

:crazybron  :kaz

[Huff]

It's just an amusing exclusive for circumcised bros. Not my fault you guys don't appreciate it

Let's back this up: Why is losing feeling anywhere in your body a good thing?

hmm

[Flannel Boy]

PD's dick doesn't actually work?

Works better than GAF's servers.