Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5131337 times)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #4080 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:49:03 PM »

That poor guy in the blowjob thread

StealthFan · « **Reply #4081 on:** April 29, 2013, 02:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Momo on April 29, 2013, 01:48:10 PM

how does one recover from banging a whale that is in the 250 ~ 300 LB range?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153644761

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Please learn to be complete without the need for fat bisches attention. It is not worth it. You will go to babynames.com the sloot will sloot and you will be enslaved. Your only option of escape will be to expat.
I refuse to believe these people are real

Hopefully he gets awared on how to expat.

Momo · « **Reply #4082 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:03:44 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 29, 2013, 02:13:54 PM

Quote from: Momo on April 29, 2013, 01:48:10 PM
how does one recover from banging a whale that is in the 250 ~ 300 LB range?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153644761

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Please learn to be complete without the need for fat bisches attention. It is not worth it. You will go to babynames.com the sloot will sloot and you will be enslaved. Your only option of escape will be to expat.
I refuse to believe these people are real

Hopefully he gets awared on how to expat.

I.. dunno how to feel about this, I'm pretty sure I did the same thing when I was 12, exact same shows, same scenario

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When I was young I would fap to the show Relic Hunter. I was more into the secretary than Tia Carrere though so I would wait until the end of the episode before busting because I was likely to get a small snippet of the secretary making fun of the british dude or whatever.
Sometimes I couldn't time it right so I'd watch the next show (Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World) and hope the blonde chick would show up onscreen.

StealthFan · « **Reply #4083 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:23:55 PM »

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153647241

:troll

EDIT: What the fuck happened to the pac laughing smiley? Fuck you.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4084 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:42:09 PM »

Just rename Show Off Your Girlfriend to "Fap to this."

etiolate · « **Reply #4085 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:44:30 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 29, 2013, 12:35:47 PM

"Show off your GF". Totally forgot this existed. I hope I'm not the only one who finds the very concept incredibly tacky.

It's tacky, but the fact someone got caught creeping and it may have been a mod makes it all worthwhile.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4086 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:46:57 PM »

There's only 2 mods that are women but it could easily be someone who creeps on them too using them as a foil.

etiolate · « **Reply #4087 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:48:35 PM »

or maybe a male mod who creeps on women and the women did the white knighting

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4088 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:56:50 PM »

Either way they should still close "post your car, I mean girlfriend"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4089 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:18:12 PM »

Timedog is a large hairy dude right? You have every right to take some tasteful lingerie shots and throw them on there.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4090 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:22:47 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 29, 2013, 04:18:12 PM

Timedog is a large hairy dude right? You have every right to take some tasteful lingerie shots and throw them on there.

Genius.

Vertigo · « **Reply #4091 on:** April 29, 2013, 05:46:22 PM »

It's the extra effort needed to make the FB profile and then try and white knight that gets me.

If it was a mod it takes it over the top into the realms of crazytown. I wonder if it's given any of the dicks in that thread pause for thought about posting their significant others? I mean consider detective gaf has some real creeps who find info rather quickly. Do you really want one of those creepers trying to for instance break into your partners email accounts or social media pages.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4092 on:** April 29, 2013, 05:53:35 PM »

Yeah 10 bucks says the FB has a name that's traced back to someone not even involved.

Also if you knew your gf has had problems with stalking in the past wouldn't that be more of an impetus to NOT post her pics on GAF? There's stalkers galore there.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4093 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:00:19 PM »

it's also fair to say that if the internet detective had been on to something he would have been showered in praise. It's just another tactless attention whoring tactic in a thread made for tactless attention whoring.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4094 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:06:22 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=550408

maybe something along the lines of "I Think We're Alone Now" but with a video game company bent.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4095 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on April 29, 2013, 06:06:22 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=550408

maybe something along the lines of "I Think We're Alone Now" but with a video game company bent.

I had to watch that in parts. It's the epitome of vicarious embarrassment.

Vertigo · « **Reply #4096 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:19:40 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 29, 2013, 05:53:35 PM

Yeah 10 bucks says the FB has a name that's traced back to someone not even involved.

Also if you knew your gf has had problems with stalking in the past wouldn't that be more of an impetus to NOT post her pics on GAF? There's stalkers galore there.

Yep. I loved this exchange.

Quote from: Karkador

Some one stalks your girlfriend on Facebook because of this thread, and your response is to post more pictures of her? Boyfriend of the Year

Quote from: Mario

She has a bunch of stalkers already without this thread. Not like I'm making it meaningfully worse.

Also, I believe this is the "Show off your GF" thread, thanks.

Such priorities. Post more sexy pics of GF for her stalkers to look at and of course those internet kudos.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4097 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:21:57 PM »

I'm surprised that thread remains open when a lot of those pics are probably posted without permission. The fact that someone got stalked on FB makes me wonder why it's not closed. Isn't that the typical end to a thread in which people get stalked outside the forum?

brob · « **Reply #4098 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:27:56 PM »

Mario's girlfriend is a budding model/television extra. He's just helping her spread awareness. #boyfriendoftheyear

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #4099 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:51:29 PM »

Well she wanted to pose in Penthouse and appeared nude on Spartacus and had Mario pimp that shit on GAF to get her more fans or whatever so I don't think she or Mario really give a shit about e-stalkers. Now if ~~Mutes~~ someone decides to go stalk her irl maybe they'd be more careful about exposing her to GAFtards but what are the chances of that happening.

Also fuck where are all the good emoticons :sadbron :sadcam ffffuuuuuuuu

etiolate · « **Reply #4100 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:53:34 PM »

wait wait wait

she was nude in Spartacus?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4101 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 29, 2013, 06:09:06 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on April 29, 2013, 06:06:22 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=550408

maybe something along the lines of "I Think We're Alone Now" but with a video game company bent.

I had to watch that in parts. It's the epitome of vicarious embarrassment.

I couldn't get past the cover, but i stop and look when i pass it on my netflix queue...it sounds like it's exactly what I thought it would be like

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4102 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:18:18 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on April 29, 2013, 07:11:10 PM

I couldn't get past the cover, but i stop and look when i pass it on my netflix queue...it sounds like it's exactly what I thought it would be like

Some of the stuff they say I swear I've seen on GAF but about other subjects.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #4103 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:20:52 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 29, 2013, 06:53:34 PM

wait wait wait

she was nude in Spartacus?

I'm pretty sure I saw her in a pic on The Sun's website lol, some article about Spartacus being the raunchiest show on tv or something when the final season began. There were some pics of an orgy scene and one of the girls looked like her and I know she was in the show but I haven't actually seen it so I'm not going to swear it was her in those pics.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm totally sure it was her though, no creep

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4104 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:25:21 PM »

Is there a pic of her in that thread that's not covered in 10 layers of makeup?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4105 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:29:55 PM »

I thought you were on the makeup defense force?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4106 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:31:18 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 29, 2013, 07:29:55 PM

I thought you were on the makeup defense force?

I am? I was just wondering what she looks like without it and in normal clothes.

All I've seen is like low grade maxim shots.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4107 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:42:50 PM »

I remember some thread about a woman criticizing female tropes in gaming while wearing makeup. I don't know.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4108 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:43:38 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on April 29, 2013, 07:42:50 PM

I remember some thread about a woman criticizing female tropes in gaming while wearing makeup. I don't know.

I meant I am for women makeup, I don't generally care. I'm just curious what some people look like sans the makeup if it's so heavily applicated.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4109 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:15:50 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 29, 2013, 09:33:49 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128698&

2006 era gaf is the best. ToxicAdam killing me in here

Thanks. It's weird to read old things you forget writing. That information is in my head, but I just don't ever remember writing it out.

Momo · « **Reply #4110 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:09:11 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 29, 2013, 03:23:55 PM

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153647241

:troll

EDIT: What the fuck happened to the pac laughing smiley? Fuck you.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4111 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:29:51 PM »

where the fuck is my :dude emote? :wtf2

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4112 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:35:36 PM »

lol when did

get in here

brob · « **Reply #4113 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:35:59 PM »

use words to express yourselves you filthy millennial cum drops.

king of the internet · « **Reply #4114 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:37:38 PM »

These emoticons are tearing us apart.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4115 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:46:30 PM »

I kind of hoped

would be made into an emoticon to represent GAF but

will do

Sausage · « **Reply #4116 on:** April 30, 2013, 12:16:49 AM »

Is there :gaf emoticon yet?

StealthFan · « **Reply #4117 on:** April 30, 2013, 12:49:00 AM »

No more

For real?

NO MORE :scusthov WTF IS THIS FILTH

StealthFan · « **Reply #4118 on:** April 30, 2013, 12:53:53 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75788

Momo · « **Reply #4119 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:00:37 AM »

Dragon's Crown, the gift that keeps on giving

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56118520&postcount=156

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4120 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:09:14 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 30, 2013, 12:53:53 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=75788

one of the most swagless motherfuckers I've ever met. The nicca tried to lure me to MSU's campus years ago just to fuck with me

Himu · « **Reply #4121 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:11:01 AM »

PHOENIX. look at all those banned names.

GAF 2005 BREHS/SISTAHS UNITE

you and me, maurice.

Himu · « **Reply #4122 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:13:14 AM »

WHO REMOVED TO CRY SMILEY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4123 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:20:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=56201112#post56201112

Des :'(

fuck, I can't even imagine what I'd do if I found out I got some random chick pregnant.

Himu · « **Reply #4124 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:22:12 AM »

thank god i like dick more than vag

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #4125 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:53:11 AM »

"no - i won't go on the pill due to my strong christian values....

... huh? Unprotected premarital sex? SURE!"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4126 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:03:42 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 30, 2013, 01:53:11 AM

"no - i won't go on the pill due to my strong christian values....

... huh? Unprotected premarital sex? SURE!"

sex is definitely less taboo than abortions, aliens probably think we're backwards.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4127 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:20:27 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 30, 2013, 01:53:11 AM

"no - i won't go on the pill due to my strong christian values....

... huh? Unprotected premarital sex? SURE!"

Typical really.

Read an article about abortions and plenty of them are done to people who otherwise condemn them. That's the big joke. For me or my daughter but fuck 'em.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4128 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:22:20 AM »

Why was this emoticon dropped?!

Himu · « **Reply #4129 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:41:45 AM »

I feel your pain Shaka!

Sausage · « **Reply #4130 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:19:47 AM »

des

(((((. He has the worst luck

Vertigo · « **Reply #4131 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:21:19 AM »

Des has that bareback regret x 1000.

As I've said to many friends who were about to fuck up if a chick is willing to fuck raw when you first start messing around. That tells you about her mindset.

Wrap your dick up tight. And keep it moving. Oh and take the condom with you when you bounce..

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #4132 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:48:07 AM »

Sooner or later people will realise that condoms don't work. When that happens there's going to be an awful lot of horrible rapings.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4133 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:49:25 AM »

I have a friend who made this mistake. twice. he's doing alright.

magus · « **Reply #4134 on:** April 30, 2013, 10:50:48 AM »

wow... there is a 20 page thread about sexism in videogame a 10 page thread about soul sacrifice review and another 15 page thread about the wii u getting hacked,that place is like trying to reach a world guinness record for aspergerness

StealthFan · « **Reply #4135 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:47:53 AM »

UGH where is :leostare? Fuck

Momo · « **Reply #4136 on:** April 30, 2013, 12:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 30, 2013, 12:14:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=551112

gayest form of entertainment in the universe

On some alien planet two mufti penis tentacled dudes are playing a game of dodge the jizz, yet I cant disagree with this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love wrestling though!

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tiesto · « **Reply #4137 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 29, 2013, 11:35:36 PM

lol when did get in here

Is that supposed to be Gabe Newell?

Atramental · « **Reply #4138 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:11:12 PM »

It's his lesser known, not as famous brother.

Michael "Kiyoshi-Sama" Newell.

FunSlower · « **Reply #4139 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:12:13 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 30, 2013, 12:14:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=551112

gayest form of entertainment in the universe

why do you think I included the cena-ass.gif? of COURSE

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5131337 times)