Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5131155 times)

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Don Flamenco

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Civil War Thread wasn't dumb enough.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554524


this is one of those threads where i honestly can't tell who is trolling who

edit: also, i got my first cold sore in recent memory after reading that herpes thread yesterday  :'(
leper yourself to yurop, they will accept you


i prob got it from my czech ex-gf 


and on that note...


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Its over-rated in my opinion but cumming inside a vagina without a condom and going bareback is one of the best feelings in the world.

.... what?

it's over rated -and- one of the best feelings in the world ?


he's saying sex is overrated and cumming inside is one of the best feelings in the world.   

he left out the part where you get a preggo-scare after cumming inside, which quickly makes you feel like even the best feeling in the world wasn't worth it at all and that the positives of sex are too heavily emphasized, at least, if you're with someone who could get pregnant but you don't want to get pregnant. 

But then you find out it was just a scare and you feel like you cheated life and won, which is great. 

Rufus

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Living on the edge. Ah, biology.


Don Flamenco

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Rufus

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I just wanted to point out that not all males are rapists. Of which there are plenty nice ones of.
Wonderfully ambiguous syntax.

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Don Flamenco

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best HL3 troll i've seen in a while :lol 

have to scroll down the thread for maximum effect

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57049038&postcount=877

Broseidon

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The best was still the "Half Life, 3 screenshots" one.
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Momo

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Broseidon

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Don Flamenco

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the horse could've gotten out fine, but thought it would be funnier to just die to troll the kid

i respect that

nudemacusers

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(Image removed from quote.)

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hahah holy fuck gif of the console generation.

i need to see the thread this was dropped in.
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brawndolicious

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I think I just killed the show off your gf thread.



Eli Gulgin

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Szu posted just 20 pics of himself in pyp this time, progress!

Also lol at that WiiU gif. Fucking horses, man.

StealthFan

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Momo

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Joe Molotov

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Shadow Mod

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Yeah nothing surprises me anymore. I'm waiting for the day that someone on gaf is basically outed as a serial killing rapist.

etiolate

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"Do you think your victims understand what you're doing?"

Steve Contra

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57085126&postcount=30

I was just making it sure it was locked up, wasn't planning on doing anything with it!
vin


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lock this thread again
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Phoenix Dark

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I would expect nothing less from a Daario fanboy.
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Don Flamenco

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there's lots of fun stuff in this thread, but this wins:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57102642&postcount=1362



Joe Molotov

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there's lots of fun stuff in this thread, but this wins:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57102642&postcount=1362

Ah okra, my favorite bacon!
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Flannel Boy

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A new sperglord has arrived to shit up the Game of Thrones thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57085016&postcount=6815

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57091804&postcount=6842

I mean... he's right.

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And fuck off with the wine. . . . I don't poison my body with that shit.

Someone alert Billy Rygar.

Don Flamenco

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there's lots of fun stuff in this thread, but this wins:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57102642&postcount=1362

Ah okra, my favorite bacon!


Ohhhhkrawwww??  Wut in tha blewdy hail is thaht?!


A new sperglord has arrived to shit up the Game of Thrones thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57085016&postcount=6815

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=57091804&postcount=6842

I mean... he's right.

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And fuck off with the wine. . . . I don't poison my body with that shit.

Someone alert Billy Rygar.


I mean...he's right.  Wine is just a hang over waiting to happen. 

FStop7

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I am starting to like Vidcons.  He's the 2AM Cinemax version of Blame Space.


Don Flamenco

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salty game dev passive aggression, sweet!  (Ravidrath + Skullgirls) 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555054


first Super Time Force guy, now this


Himu

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pd you just hate daario because he's got a gold tooth and he be stylin on khaleesi
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Just a heads up, you all do what you want, but linking to the bodybuilding.com misc section is lame.
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Momo

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Just a heads up, you all do what you want, but linking to the bodybuilding.com misc section is lame.
Linking to neogaf is even more pathetic imo

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Just a heads up, you all do what you want, but linking to the bodybuilding.com misc section is lame.
Linking to neogaf is even more pathetic imo

Agreed.  Turning GAF into a hugbox has made the forums too pitiable to really bash these days.
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StealthFan

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That's exactly why linking other forums is great. misc is fucking stupid but that's what makes it so damn funny. There is so much comedy to be mined from there, shit to make fun of, that I'd rather mock them than GAF. GAF is a dead horse at this point. There's no zest.

There is only so many times you can make fun of sensitive seldomlaids before it gets boring.
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Don Flamenco

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mmhmm see yas on page 200

Eli Gulgin

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So Atramental has stopped posting on GAF by now if he isn't a dirty liar, should we hold a wake in his memory?

demi

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No, we should constantly talk shit about him and force him to post because he loves the attention. Dont like that bald virgin killer get it twisted.
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There are few things funnier than watching a bunch of gaf shut ins discuss when men are supposed to make the first move. I don't know what tops it off...the lying, the mad fronting, or the clueless ones who feel the need to post "no girls like me" on every thread like this.
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Momo

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No human females are enamored by my presence :(

Don Flamenco

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another thread on gaming side about not being a gamer:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554510

on the gaming side of neogaf.com.

brob

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another thread on gaming side about not being a gamer:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554510

on the gaming side of neogaf.com.
The attitude in that thread is very accurate to what I imagine when someone says "gamer"

Doritos and content tourism.


Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555396

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naive sexually repressed skinny (not to the bones ) girl

red flags

brob

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You could have been a unicorn too cowbell. stop being jelly at those with stronger resolve than you.

Flannel Boy

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really happened in the last eight years maybe?

StealthFan

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GAF was ok until 2009. I distinctly remember the year because I got an alt that year and noticed it was starting to suck ass.
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FStop7

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Weepy eyed declarations of humanity being "cancer" = no prob

"Who cares about a rhino" = BANNED

Sausage

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Just a heads up, you all do what you want, but linking to the bodybuilding.com misc section is lame.

Yeah guys cut that shit out. I come to this thread to find out the latest happenings of the pyp thread. The rest is just filler.

Steve Contra

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Weepy eyed declarations of humanity being "cancer" = no prob

"Who cares about a rhino" = BANNED
Realtalk, Rhinos are cooler than humans.
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Don Flamenco

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another thread on gaming side about not being a gamer:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554510

on the gaming side of neogaf.com.
The attitude in that thread is very accurate to what I imagine when someone says "gamer"

Doritos and content tourism.

heh, content tourism is a great term. 

"Yeah me and the buddies just like to sit back and drink some frosty ones while taking turns pressing the analog stick forward in assassin's creed.  it looks so neat and its all historical and shit"

Raban

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I was kinda like that a few years ago, but I pretty quickly got tired of how empty and worthless time spent on those games felt. Games like Super Meat Boy, Dark Souls, Picross 3D, and Super Hexagon reminded me why I started gaming in the first place; mental exercise. I can still enjoy the more guided AAA experiences, but not often, and not many.