Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

My favorite part of gay clubs aside from urinals are women's bathrooms. They're so lonely, and they have to put up a sign that says NO FUCKING because it's so empty it's the perfect "give a blow job in quiet" place of the club.

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=109925

This is the username of an active user.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=39494



I remember Greatness Gone trying to recruit him years ago.

Is Greatness Gone still around?

I'm pretty sure he's dead.

He logged in December 2012.

RIP

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66713356&postcount=210

 

[Himu]

imagine if my ancestors didn't have children because they were slaves or walking the trail of tears and thought "let's not have kids, they will have this life as well"

seems pretty reasonable!

I say this as someone who probably doesn't want kids.

[Shadow Mod]

My mom put off kids because she thought everything was just so fucked up, don't blame her, some of her fondest childhood memories are hiding under a desk and then taking a bus to central california for "nuke dropping drills." Had me anyway though obviously.

[hampster]

God children suck. I definitely don't want any kids

Which is why I was smart and had one early so I could get it out of the way The perfect plan

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[Steve Contra]

I'm so glad I found a girl that didn't want kids as much as I did

[Steve Youngblood]

I'm so glad I found a girl that didn't want kids as much as I did

Fuck off. I had to get up at 3:30 this morning because my kid decided not to sleep in. All other married people should have to go through nonsense like that too.

[Steve Contra]

 

Saturdays and Sundays are the best.  I can do whatever I want!

[nudemacusers]

I'm so glad I found a girl that didn't want kids as much as I did

Fuck off. I had to get up at 3:30 this morning because my kid decided not to sleep in. All other married people should have to go through nonsense like that too.

haha, since my wife's pregnancy i've been booted upstairs (apparently I am not bed-compatible with a pregnant person this time around), and every morning my son climbs on me, jumps on my head, and throws cheerios at me.

Saturdays and Sundays are the best.  I can do whatever I want!

steve please abuse your ban powers

[Momo]

I'm never having kids (i think we discussed this before itt). Far too selfish for that, there is no way I can see me giving 18 years of my life to raise a kid.

[Steve Youngblood]

steve please abuse your ban powers

Oh, the satisfaction that would give me right now. Alas, I have no power here. But I can shake my fist at him, I suppose.

[Phoenix Dark]

Saturdays and Sundays are the best.  I can do whatever I want!

when do you cut the lawn?

#LawnBore

[Steve Contra]

I rent.  Fuck homeownership.

[Himu]

I rent.  Fuck homeownership.

You and me. YOU AND ME

[Brehvolution]

My kids are awesome. Just the other day my son said he couldn't sleep. I told him to turn his tv off so it would be quiet. He told me it helps him sleep just like beer does for you, dad.

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[Shadow Mod]

Some dumbass outted himself in the Zimmerman thread as a previously permed poster. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66715286&postcount=1679

[nudemacusers]

I rent.  Fuck homeownership.

but I like having to mow my own grass, trim my own hedges, prune my own trees, fix my own plumbing, repair my own appliances,  shovel my own snow, touch up my own sidings, etc

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=605571

this is the worst fucking thread on neogaf

[parallax]

My kids are awesome. Just the other day my son said he couldn't sleep. I told him to turn his tv off so it would be quiet. He told me it helps him sleep just like beer does for you, dad.

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damn dude. your boy is burning his old man

[Joe Molotov]

My kids are awesome. Just the other day my son said he couldn't sleep. I told him to turn his tv off so it would be quiet. He told me it helps him sleep just like beer does for you, dad.

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That little shit's got you over a barrel. 

[tiesto]

I rent.  Fuck homeownership.

but I like having to mow my own grass, trim my own hedges, prune my own trees, fix my own plumbing, repair my own appliances,  shovel my own snow, touch up my own sidings, etc

Get a condo, you don't have to do any of that (except the appliances). Renting just seems to me like throwing your money away.

[thisismyusername]

My kids are awesome. Just the other day my son said he couldn't sleep. I told him to turn his tv off so it would be quiet. He told me it helps him sleep just like beer does for you, dad.

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  Gotta admit, he's got you there old man.

[Raban]

zero hero you should let your son make an account here

[Purple Filth]

My kids are awesome. Just the other day my son said he couldn't sleep. I told him to turn his tv off so it would be quiet. He told me it helps him sleep just like beer does for you, dad.

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dat ether 

[Timber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=577869

The spergiest speg in all of spergland.

[Mr. Gundam]

I like being a dad. I also like being a homeowner.

However, bad parents ruin this shit for the rest of us.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606571

[radioheadrule83]

Guy wants to 'dump' his friend because apparently his friend is boring (talks about games) and marriage at 28 has given him delusions of superiority and/or maturity.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606666&page=2

Odds on the guy he's talking about being 100% nicer than he is? Pretty high I'd think judging by the way he writes. No matter how geeky or sad the friend is.

Can't stand reading men 'bitching'; being two faced and ragging on others anonymously like that. If he were on 4chan or something and posted a FB picture along with that livejournal entry, someone would have used the filename to find his profile ID and told his friend. No-one in that thread seems to have invited Staccat0 to ask himself how others might view him.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=606781

Can someone kick the bald man's ass to the curb. Holy shit strawman ninthings phrasing every post as a question are the worst. It's a wishing thread, let people ask for whatever they want lol.

[thisismyusername]

Staccat0's always seemed mentally distinguished mentally-challenged to me. It's not just that thread, it's the history of his posts.

[Eli Gulgin]

I had a dream about GAF 

There was a new junior girl and she posted a bunch of nude photos of herself in pyp and the thread went nuts and some guy commented "girl uguu" and posted a huge moe animu gif.

Then Atramental had made his troll girl account but the username was Atramental2 and I was like "amateur, everyone will know it's really you!"

Yeah

[FatalT]

Wow.

[Shaka Khan]

When you have nothing better to dream about other than the internet, the universe is basically telling to "stahp"...

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[thisismyusername]

But that does sound like something Atra would do...

[Steve Youngblood]

When you have nothing better to dream about other than the internet, the universe is basically telling to "stahp"...

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Is it wrong to dream about specific people on the internet? Like this one chap. For the sake of not making this story too personal, let's just say his name is Fashjin. Oh... he's such a dream boat.

[FunSlower]

There was a new junior girl and she posted a bunch of nude photos of herself in pyp and the thread went nuts and some guy commented "girl uguu" and posted a huge moe animu gif.

Then Atramental had made his troll girl account but the username was Atramental2 and I was like "amateur, everyone will know it's really you!"

Yeah

Has me in tears - girl uguu

[Shaka Khan]

When you have nothing better to dream about other than the internet, the universe is basically telling to "stahp"...

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Is it wrong to dream about specific people on the internet? Like this one chap. For the sake of not making this story too personal, let's just say his name is Fashjin. Oh... he's such a dream boat.

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66898516&postcount=203

People felt this way about 13 in 2006, after all, and even as late as 2008, after the Advent Children demo and stuff. I say this as her friend, not a hater, but you only need to go back and look at Kagari's overwhelmingly 13-positive post history from those years versus her acidic hatred now for the titles for a cautionary tale and an example of why people should exercise caution in their excitement for 15 based off the scant footage and info out so far. There was a time when she rocked a Lightning avatar and thought it would be the best game ever made. And now...

Kagari-chan 

[Broseidon]

I've had dreams about GAF

[Atramental]

I had a dream about GAF 

There was a new junior girl and she posted a bunch of nude photos of herself in pyp and the thread went nuts and some guy commented "girl uguu" and posted a huge moe animu gif.

Then Atramental had made his troll girl account but the username was Atramental2 and I was like "amateur, everyone will know it's really you!"

Yeah

Holy fuck. That's hilarious.

[nudemacusers]

I was scrolling and missed the dream part and was a little sad I missed pyp titties

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=607056

I'm not shocked that many posters on GAF want a prison sentence for someone who made an obvious joke. He was totally going to "eat the still, beating hearts" of children and the context along with the acronym lol and and abbreviation jk clearly showed he meant business.

How many dead Gaffers does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them to reach the socket.

[brob]

Either the hearts are still or they are beating. If they meant 'still beating' their understanding of punctuation is severely flawed and I hope the sentencing facility will do their best to correct this.

edit: “Justin was the kind of kid who didn’t read the newspaper,” said Jack Carter. “He didn’t watch television. He wasn’t aware of current events. These kids, they don’t realize what they’re doing. They don’t understand the implications. They don’t understand.”

already talking past-tense. Not a good look pops.

[headwalk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=607096

i wrote "time the jumps" in the manual for the jurassic park mega drive game once.

[Tasty]

Shaka or someone I need that GIF with the black woman laughing and then closing the door that PopGAF ran into the ground a few months ago.

[thisismyusername]

Shaka or someone I need that GIF with the black woman laughing and then closing the door that PopGAF ran into the ground a few months ago.

Bitch, do your work yourself. Bye.



(You should save these:

http://hausofmarius.minus.com/
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/
http://koodo.minus.com/

[Flannel Boy]

I'm going to murder any person who dreams about GAF.

[brob]

reported that shit faster than a texan housewife. 

[Tasty]

Shaka or someone I need that GIF with the black woman laughing and then closing the door that PopGAF ran into the ground a few months ago.

Bitch, do your work yourself. Bye.

(Image removed from quote.)

(You should save these:

http://hausofmarius.minus.com/
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/
http://koodo.minus.com/

<3

[Huff]

reported that shit faster than a texan housewife. 

she was Canadian 

[Shaka Khan]

Shaka or someone I need that GIF with the black woman laughing and then closing the door that PopGAF ran into the ground a few months ago.

Bitch, do your work yourself. Bye.

(Image removed from quote.)

(You should save these:

http://hausofmarius.minus.com/
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/
http://koodo.minus.com/

Fuck the other posers, I'm saving koodo's.

[nudemacusers]

Shaka or someone I need that GIF with the black woman laughing and then closing the door that PopGAF ran into the ground a few months ago.

Bitch, do your work yourself. Bye.

(Image removed from quote.)

(You should save these:

http://hausofmarius.minus.com/
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/
http://koodo.minus.com/

thank you for these links. 

[thisismyusername]

<3

thank you for these links. 

They're in POP-GAF's OP. 

@Shaka: Koodo's is pretty barren compared to the rest. I think Koodo sadly got out of the .gif-in' business.

[Flannel Boy]

she was Canadian 

Yes, Canadian women are prone to report things to police. I mean is it a crime to send 120 roses to a woman you love?

[Shaka Khan]

Marius' page is more creepy than funny. Why am I not surprised?

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66919201&postcount=249

Its pathetic when a bunch of PABs desperately want someone to resign from a company even though this man has brought great success to Nintendo. It's absolutely adorable how people believe the Wii U will tank this holiday season..

So cute <3

What's a PAB?  Punk Ass Bitch?

[Brehvolution]

Punks and bitches

[nudemacusers]

They're in POP-GAF's OP. 

I can't read that thread haha