Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5124215 times)

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #9300 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:50:36 PM »

I just hope there is a husband, after Ninja's "breath play" and other tmi, possibly imaginary sex stuff posts I really hope he doesn't get laid because of GAF, that chick should've read those posts and she wouldn't go near him. But the e-flirting is already such that I can't be sure if it's 100% joking.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9301 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 11, 2013, 08:50:36 PM

I just hope there is a husband, after Ninja's "breath play" and other tmi, possibly imaginary sex stuff posts I really hope he doesn't get laid because of GAF, that chick should've read those posts and she wouldn't go near him. But the e-flirting is already such that I can't be sure if it's 100% joking.

I dunno man, some of the chicks GAFs getting lately a pathetic gaffer taking them out of the pool is good for the sane individuals.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9302 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:56:16 PM »

Quote from: parallax on July 11, 2013, 07:31:09 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 11, 2013, 07:24:05 PM

She's an ass.

Check this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35584820&postcount=3977

thats vanity for you. i love the huge failure part.

She reminds me of LunaClover.

Also she sounds like a chick that prefers black dudes. One of those "white guys can't handle this booty" chicks. Just a feeling.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9303 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:57:23 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 11, 2013, 08:50:09 PM

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 11, 2013, 08:40:06 PM
I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

NinjaBoi is a doofus, but in a forum full of dudes with pedo-bait anime avatars he's not that high in the creeper list. At least he's not as likely to have a 50gb archive of CP.

Lol it's all about dat streaming these days, scrub.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9304 on:** July 11, 2013, 08:58:50 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 11, 2013, 08:56:20 PM

Has there been an influx of chicks lately? I browse with a script that turns off avatars, and I never venture into PYP.

A couple have been around a while but since the discovery of making gifs of yourself...

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #9305 on:** July 11, 2013, 09:05:16 PM »

Oh about the gif spamming redhead, she actually reminds me of a few girls/women I've known irl. I'm really glad to say I don't know them anymore, fucking hell.

All of them were either fat, ugly or both (don't know if that had something to do with it necessarily but fuck it) and they were the type of chicks who are loud, who have an opinion (usually a dumb one) on everything, who butt in to other people's conversations (even if they don't really know the people too well), who seem to think everyone loves them, if they have a problem with someone they say what they think very bluntly and unpolitely, not giving a fuck about anyone's feelings etc etc etc. Pretty much like Bridezillas minus the wedding stuff, just fucking insufferable from the first time I met them. I'm sure she's like that in person too. Or then she's one of those people whose online persona is big and bubbly and irl they're depressed and bitchy.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9306 on:** July 11, 2013, 09:06:21 PM »

lunaclover, i totally fucking forgot about her

parallax · « **Reply #9307 on:** July 11, 2013, 09:10:32 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 11, 2013, 08:29:09 PM

She needs to get thrown in the bushes already.

i almost choked on some carnitas. damn

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 11, 2013, 08:40:06 PM

I would say NinjaBoiX without question. It's not even up for debate. That guy is blatantly a sex offender.

how so? i dont know of the dude

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9308 on:** July 11, 2013, 10:01:58 PM »

pfffffffffffff he wishes

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #9309 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:38:17 AM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 11, 2013, 08:18:38 PM

That Damaged dude is so going to regret not lying to her about them meeting, she's already making plans for them to meet lol. It'll be just like all the gifs and dumb opinions and getting called a failure if you don't please her, just in real life and even more crazy!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69309076&postcount=7849
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69323006&postcount=7852
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69528566&postcount=7868

Sounds like Damaged might be from Liverpool like me. In isolation, there would almost be something sweet about two forum dweebs recalling a chance meeting like that... but there's an undercurrent of something there that makes it uneasy to read. I try not to judge, but that sex post and everything else :/

Her norks are ridiculous. I love the use of the words 'dick satellites' btw!

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 11, 2013, 08:45:41 PM

Pretty sure that's just a single girl? The redheaded snaggletooth with awkward tattoos and a husband who champions fedora's. I could be wrong.

Who is this referring to out of curiosity?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9310 on:** July 12, 2013, 08:17:44 AM »

lol @ norks

Yeah they are pretty big. I'd like to have them in my mouth but I would hate to deal with all of the bullshit that I'd need to wade through in order to do it. So pass for me

StealthFan · « **Reply #9311 on:** July 12, 2013, 08:26:14 AM »

She'd def get it.

Timber · « **Reply #9312 on:** July 12, 2013, 08:53:16 AM »

I'll be in Liverpool tomorrow. I'll post a .gif of her norks in my mouth ASAP.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #9313 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:26:31 AM »

But she actually lives in Finland, she only spent a couple months in Liverpool but thinks of herself as an honorary Brit apparently.

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on July 12, 2013, 07:38:17 AM

Quote from: Michael Moaner on July 11, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Pretty sure that's just a single girl? The redheaded snaggletooth with awkward tattoos and a husband who champions fedora's. I could be wrong.

Who is this referring to out of curiosity?

Musha_soturi or something like that.

Atramental · « **Reply #9314 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:43:49 AM »

Norks.

Sweet, I just learned a new word for breasts.

Timber · « **Reply #9315 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:44:40 AM »

Saddened to report that the norks .gif has been canceled.

headwalk · « **Reply #9316 on:** July 12, 2013, 09:45:16 AM »

you guys need to watch more bottom.

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #9317 on:** July 12, 2013, 11:32:23 AM »

A google image search of norks brings up a lot of North Korean Kim Jong Un stuff.. alongside actual norks obviously

Damaged should totally try and coax some bare norks via snapchat or something

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 12, 2013, 09:26:31 AM

Musha_soturi or something like that.

If that's who MM means, I've met her and her BF a few times on the BritGAF meets, she's a really nice girl to be honest. Not white knightin' or anything, but if she didn't help organise those things I don't think they'd actually happen. She's always v. fun, and generous to the others too - offers to put people up who travel from outside London etc.

Timber · « **Reply #9318 on:** July 12, 2013, 11:41:41 AM »

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on July 12, 2013, 11:32:23 AM

If that's who MM means, I've met her and her BF a few times on the BritGAF meets, she's a really nice girl to be honest. Not white knightin' or anything, but if she didn't help organise those things I don't think they'd actually happen. She's always v. fun, and generous to the others too - offers to put people up who travel from outside London etc.

She was cool in BritGAF just now when I said I'd be in the country. Though I'm considering to change my plans and go to Finland instead.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9319 on:** July 12, 2013, 12:00:12 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 12, 2013, 11:33:26 AM

Wait, so there is Musha, and then there's Sadetar? I guess I had thought that all those gifs were Sadetar.

Musha dont do that gif shit. It's all Sadetar.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9320 on:** July 12, 2013, 12:12:55 PM »

IP protection is important and a huge part of why most Nintendo IPs are still relevant

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #9321 on:** July 12, 2013, 01:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Timber on July 12, 2013, 11:41:41 AM

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on July 12, 2013, 11:32:23 AM
If that's who MM means, I've met her and her BF a few times on the BritGAF meets, she's a really nice girl to be honest. Not white knightin' or anything, but if she didn't help organise those things I don't think they'd actually happen. She's always v. fun, and generous to the others too - offers to put people up who travel from outside London etc.

She was cool in BritGAF just now when I said I'd be in the country. Though I'm considering to change my plans and go to Finland instead.

Yeah apart from the disturbing (joke?) flirting with Ninjaboi she seems cool enough I guess.

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #9322 on:** July 12, 2013, 02:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 11, 2013, 08:32:48 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 11, 2013, 08:14:14 PM
Devo: Who do you designate as the creepiest of creeps on GAF right? I need to read something that chills my spine, help me quit the internet, perhaps.

Tough call, I haven't seen some original wtf shit in a while, just defense of wtf shit. Here are some winners from the thread I was referencing though:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69220921&postcount=202
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69224771&postcount=224
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69547436&postcount=354
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69698861&postcount=406
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69703856&postcount=418

Pretty sure everything I've read on sexual harassment in the workplace mentions it being "unwanted" sexual attention. This is unwanted sexual attention.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9323 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:01:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69801386&postcount=14810

what a fucking special fellow. have some of these people actually ever seen or read anything comedic?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9324 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:06:12 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2013, 06:01:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69801386&postcount=14810

what a fucking special fellow. have some of these people actually ever seen or read anything comedic?

Probably the same people who find the Mario & Luigi games to be hilarious, ie dumbasses.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9325 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:08:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69937766&postcount=133

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9326 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:14:03 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2013, 06:01:56 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69801386&postcount=14810

what a fucking special fellow. have some of these people actually ever seen or read anything comedic?

woah he lives in my Borough. I used to think we did a pretty good job of beating this type of humor out of a person at a young age. Kind of disappointed in my people right now.

From his blog:

Quote

If I even see one Microsoft employee hanging by the Nintendo Experience booth at the Best Buy I’m heading to this Saturday… yeah, you know things are going down.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9327 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:22:15 PM »

Hope he gets a perm on gaf.

Even had some asshole proxy spam for him: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69875126&postcount=8700

Rufus · « **Reply #9328 on:** July 12, 2013, 06:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on July 12, 2013, 06:14:03 PM

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If I even see one Microsoft employee hanging by the Nintendo Experience booth at the Best Buy I’m heading to this Saturday… yeah, you know things are going down.

StealthFan · « **Reply #9329 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:00:32 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621431

Nah bro the past 10,000 years never happened

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9330 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:08:32 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 12, 2013, 07:00:32 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621431

Nah bro the past 10,000 years never happened

Some junior with a joker av disagreeing with minorities being treated worse.

hampster · « **Reply #9331 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 12, 2013, 07:24:13 PM

I dunno. There are people who, for whatever reason, don't like "adult" humor. For them, I'd say Nintendo's stuff can be pretty funny.

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #9332 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:38:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621816

Perfect example of why thread shitting is useful.

StealthFan · « **Reply #9333 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 07:38:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621816

Perfect example of why thread shitting is useful.

Speaking of smart people finding stupid shit funny

That OP is amazing.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #9334 on:** July 12, 2013, 08:09:39 PM »

God I hate Winterfang. This is even worse than his "would you kill every dog on the planet or a group of people" piece of shit thread. How does he come up with this stuff

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9335 on:** July 13, 2013, 12:45:07 AM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 12, 2013, 08:09:39 PM

God I hate Winterfang. This is even worse than his "would you kill every dog on the planet or a group of people" piece of shit thread. How does he come up with this stuff

He just posted in the stork thread saying that he thought storks were mythological creatures. I think he may be legit distinguished mentally-challenged.

Sausage · « **Reply #9336 on:** July 13, 2013, 12:55:34 AM »

I too, thought storks were made up creatures

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9337 on:** July 13, 2013, 01:11:03 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #9338 on:** July 13, 2013, 04:28:57 AM »

Who needs 4K?

Who needs 60fps?

Himu · « **Reply #9339 on:** July 13, 2013, 04:32:51 AM »

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NERD

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=70046136&postcount=287

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #9340 on:** July 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM »

He's on a video game forum. What is he supposed to do? Not talk about video games? Like any of you haven't had a post like that.

Tasty · « **Reply #9341 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:05:42 AM »

Late to the party but the "Above the Game" thread delivered creepos in spades.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65191691&postcount=104

"PUAs are actually 99% cool guys, it's just the jerks you hear about!"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65304146&postcount=152

"It's OK to spend thousands on PUA seminars, some people aren't just born with knowing how to interact on a basic human level." (Although I would say the PUA stuff classifies as subhuman.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65330151&postcount=172

Quote

Dominance is a big factor and in many cases is effective, but its respectful dominance. Your leading the situation, but only if shes complying and giving off the right ques. Your pretty much leveraging the primal sides of the sexes.

And that's just one page. Jesus. Nuke GAF from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Banned guy gets it: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65342691&postcount=177

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9342 on:** July 13, 2013, 08:47:48 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM

He's on a video game forum. What is he supposed to do? Not talk about video games? Like any of you haven't had a post like that.

excuse me?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #9343 on:** July 13, 2013, 09:45:49 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 12, 2013, 07:38:18 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621816

Perfect example of why thread shitting is useful.

Sweet Mary mother of Jesus.....

StealthFan · « **Reply #9344 on:** July 13, 2013, 10:09:04 AM »

LTTP fucking owns. This isn't revisionism it is plain fact.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9345 on:** July 13, 2013, 10:57:08 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2013, 04:32:51 AM

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NERD

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=70046136&postcount=287

honestly that post gave me a boner

StealthFan · « **Reply #9346 on:** July 13, 2013, 11:18:20 AM »

I'd rather see a passionate, if misguided gaming post like that than be subjected to a wall of text by some cock-whisperer in OT.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9347 on:** July 13, 2013, 11:29:08 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 13, 2013, 04:36:25 AM

What kind of idiot spends that much time arguing about Final Fantasy?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40456.0

StealthFan · « **Reply #9348 on:** July 13, 2013, 11:42:49 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9349 on:** July 13, 2013, 11:43:43 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 13, 2013, 11:29:08 AM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 13, 2013, 04:36:25 AM
What kind of idiot spends that much time arguing about Final Fantasy?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40456.0

*woosh*

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9350 on:** July 13, 2013, 01:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2013, 11:43:43 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 13, 2013, 11:29:08 AM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 13, 2013, 04:36:25 AM
What kind of idiot spends that much time arguing about Final Fantasy?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=40456.0

*woosh*

Yes, I am taking the obvious potshot. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #9351 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 13, 2013, 10:57:08 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2013, 04:32:51 AM
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NERD

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=70046136&postcount=287

honestly that post gave me a boner

Himu · « **Reply #9352 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:31:36 PM »

Seriously man that thread blows my fucking mind.

Ultros! isn't an FF6 fanboy but contends it "hasn't aged well"? What the fuck.

MCD · « **Reply #9353 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:32:21 PM »

hentai rpg maker games look better than snes FF

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #9354 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:33:04 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2013, 02:31:36 PM

Seriously man that thread blows my fucking mind.

Ultros! isn't an FF6 fanboy but contends it "hasn't aged well"? What the fuck.

FFVI was one of the best games ever made....come at me bro.

Himu · « **Reply #9355 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:33:12 PM »

Quote from: MCD on July 13, 2013, 02:32:21 PM

hentai rpg maker games look better than snes FF

you are lucky you are not in the room next to me

etiolate · « **Reply #9356 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:36:27 PM »

Seven is tripe. I fucking bought a PSOne for FF7, only to find that it and 8 were overrated and soulless. Squaresoft was meddling with things they yet not understand. Materia removed flavor from each character, and topping that off with Mr. T and useless fucking Cloud after FF6's varied and interweaving cast was such a letdown. And then 8 pretty much killed my Final Fantasy fandom.

However, it taught me that Sony fans overrate their games as marquee when most of its just weekly filler. This saved me from buying a PS2 before it was worth it or a PSP ever.

And now FF series is worthless and people are hyped over the ARR reboot for no reason other than the Final Fantasy moniker. The game had to be tore down and then updated just so it can be five years in the past of MMO design instead of pre-historic.

StealthFan · « **Reply #9357 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:37:27 PM »

I can't fuck with that 2D shit no more. I played VI for the first time recently and threw that shit in the bushes after ten minutes. No fucks

Himu · « **Reply #9358 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:41:37 PM »

I can understand a lot of critique thrown at VII and VIII. But "soulless" has GOT to be the dumbest ones I've ever heard.

Only etoliate would call a game where you crossdress to save your childhood friend and then get on a boat, dress as a sailor as soulless.

etiolate · « **Reply #9359 on:** July 13, 2013, 02:45:21 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 13, 2013, 02:41:37 PM

I can understand a lot of critique thrown at VII and VIII. But "soulless" has GOT to be the dumbest ones I've ever heard.

Only etoliate would call a game where you crossdress to save your childhood friend and then get on a boat, dress as a sailor as soulless.

To clarify, 8 is soulless. Seven was just overrated and took a lot of bad steps.

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5124215 times)