Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Joe Molotov]

Wouldn't you have to be sucking dick as you type for it to be "the present"?

Who says that isn't true?  Multitasking, love. I shall have you know I can be a fabulous touch-typer when I want to be.

how does this work, exactly? is the guy sitting on the desk in front of you? how can you see the screen?

gays of bore pls advise 

Upside-down, with a phone between the dude's legs.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81456861&postcount=306 

[Atramental]

Is that UltimaPooh in his avatar?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676657&page=2

This thread is fucking painful. It's so obvious mac is joking yet almost everyone in the thread is taking him seriously.

wtf

People still haven't gotten both mac's schtick even when it's fucking obvious.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81528325&postcount=121

lol

[thisismyusername]

Wouldn't you have to be sucking dick as you type for it to be "the present"?

Who says that isn't true?  Multitasking, love. I shall have you know I can be a fabulous touch-typer when I want to be.

how does this work, exactly? is the guy sitting on the desk in front of you? how can you see the screen?

gays of bore pls advise 

Upside-down, with a phone between the dude's legs.

This man gets it. But it's on the bed, *69.

[PigSpeakers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676657&page=2

This thread is fucking painful. It's so obvious mac is joking yet almost everyone in the thread is taking him seriously.

wtf

Not too long ago, there was a fat shaming thread and I went overboard calling for mass genocide and ridiculous games such as stalking fat people in grocery stores "like solid snake" and whispering statements to shame them into eating less. Extra points if they cry.

So many people took me seriously.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676821

Forcing yourself on a stranger is completely normal somewhere. Uhuh dudes.

[FatalT]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676821

Forcing yourself on a stranger is completely normal somewhere. Uhuh dudes.

Gimme a kiss. Ignore this zit above my lips, it's not herpes I swear.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676821

Forcing yourself on a stranger is completely normal somewhere. Uhuh dudes.

Gimme a kiss. Ignore this zit above my lips, it's not herpes I swear.

No shit right? Seriously these fucks. In other countries it's an air peck near their cheek and it's reciprocal, not this shit.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676821

Forcing yourself on a stranger is completely normal somewhere. Uhuh dudes.

Yeesh. Thankfully most of them just didn't read or understand OP.

[Tasty]

"How about an intercourse-hello?"

"Well Elaine, now you're just being ridiculous."

[nudemacusers]

everything about those two dudes just says bro

[Cerveza mas fina]

shinobi602 is banned, anyone know why?

[nudemacusers]

shinobi602 is banned, anyone know why?

greater good

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81578341&postcount=370

 

[Rufus]

He should talk to Opiate about strategies on how to acquire a mating partner.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Unless you are some big figgurt like that poster, your first time is gonna be slightly akward but cool. You'll both be nervous (or drunk a bit) and it will be over pretty quickly. Then you will high five yourself in front of the mirror in the toilet.

I would imagine that it would be like your playing a coop game with a friend. The game is new, you get to explore the game together, all that kind of stuff. But when you have to play the game second time with another friend, you know all the things and stuff. It still is a blast especially if the friend is a really good friend, but it would be more fun if you would play it for the first time with an friend. That or me comparing playing games to sex is just fucked up.

[Vertigo]

shinobi602 is banned, anyone know why?

Hopefully he uses his bantime to rest. Guy posts upwards of 7 threads a day.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81578341&postcount=370

 

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Player 1 always has the better pad.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Turbo button

[SmokyDave]

Why doesn't the password reset work on this site, damnit?

My smile inspires fucking rage in most people. I think that's why I haven't changed my avatar, I'm a dick like that.

I had your avatar adblocked for years. It's that smile— it doesn't look "I'd let you feel me while we're drunk" genuine to me, but gives more of a "I'll call you a taco even tho I tasted dick in the past" douchey feel.

Yeah, you've clearly got my number.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is that your real pic?

Looks like a scumbag Spurs fan

[brob]

I always assumed Arsenal or Chelsea 

[SmokyDave]

Is that your real pic?

Looks like a scumbag Spurs fan

Yes, that's my real scumbag face.

I couldn't give the slightest shit about football, it bores the tits off me.

[El Babua]

I didn't even know there was a non-basketball Spurs team until last week.

Hey look, another one of these.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676937

[milchs evil twin]

Is that your real pic?

Looks like a scumbag Spurs fan

Yes, that's my real scumbag face.

I couldn't give the slightest shit about football, it bores the tits off me.

And now you're my favorite Brit.

[radioheadrule83]

I'm sure there have been similar threads for other gaming industry personalities, there've certainly been threads revolving around Reggie, Kamiya and Kaz Hirai -- but "Shuhei Yoshida - What a wonderful guy" feels like a low point for GAFs gaming side

Let's all band together and voice our appreciation for a wonderful man who is wonderful because he uses a twitter account

edit: hello dave!

[thisismyusername]

Everytime I see you posting about GAF here, radiohead it's about Sony or something of that sort. Just let it go man. 

That's not to say I don't disagree that they're stupid threads. But come on...

[radioheadrule83]

I do harbour an irrational hatred, but I actually like Yosp. I think threads like that would fill me with bitter and twisted disdain even if the exec concerned was Microsoft or Nintendo. I don't like reading grown men gushing between the thighs, unprompted, over japanese businessmen. It's a poor reason to click New Post. If he was opening a petting zoo or theme park for orphans or something, I might get it..

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81578341&postcount=370

 

Alas, I highly doubt blasting Zelda music will get me laid.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I didn't even know there was a non-basketball Spurs team until last week.

 

[king of the internet]

shinobi602 is banned, anyone know why?

Hopefully they'll permanently TheBlackStallion is hysterical him and Derrick01 before too long. Probably the worst posters in gaming, two sides of a shit smeared coin.

"TheBlackStallion is hysterical" = s*hit bin. Weird.

[radioheadrule83]

FUCK YOU NAZI HITLER BITCH
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81620041&postcount=639

[Cascade]

FUCK YOU NAZI HITLER BITCH
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81620041&postcount=639

Wow, how many alts can Shiobi have?

[archnemesis]

I have a hard time believing that kobashi100 was an alt or that he would use Polish expletives.

[Tasty]

I'm not a fan of rich people apologists but some of the bitterness/ignorance in the Walmart thread is astounding.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81622737&postcount=48

[nachobro]

I didn't even know there was a non-basketball Spurs team until last week.

Hey look, another one of these.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676937

GTA story is distinguished mentally-challenged, always. What makes anyone think they could do something with a female MC that isn't awful? Oh maybe she'll be a reluctant gangster that doesn't want to get back into the game...then immediately murders like 589037543827589235 people.

Y'know I think that's why people like Vice City. Because Tommy Vercetti didn't give a fuck. Also that gdlk 80s soundtrack.

[El Babua]

The thing that pissed me off within the first 5 minutes of GTA4 was the fact that after Niko's spiel about starting a new life, you could step out and hijack a car.

The disconnect between the player and character controlled was quite high. I felt a little bit like that with San Andreas too, but it looks like Trevor in 5 is pretty much the guy to address those concerns.

[Shaka Khan]

My smile inspires fucking rage in most people. I think that's why I haven't changed my avatar, I'm a dick like that.

I had your avatar adblocked for years. It's that smile— it doesn't look "I'd let you feel me while we're drunk" genuine to me, but gives more of a "I'll call you a taco even tho I tasted dick in the past" douchey feel.

Yeah, you've clearly got my number.

I was expecting a more playful comeback. Close to home? 

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't even know there was a non-basketball Spurs team until last week.

Hey look, another one of these.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=676937

GTA story is distinguished mentally-challenged, always. What makes anyone think they could do something with a female MC that isn't awful? Oh maybe she'll be a reluctant gangster that doesn't want to get back into the game...then immediately murders like 589037543827589235 people.

Y'know I think that's why people like Vice City. Because Tommy Vercetti didn't give a fuck. Also that gdlk 80s soundtrack.

My mom got the box set of music for that game 

[Michael Moaner]

This thread keeps on delivering. Guy doesn't understand Adulthood: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81662801&postcount=412

 

[Mr. Gundam]

This thread keeps on delivering: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Big disadvantage of living at home in college, especially if you're not outgoing.

[Shadow Mod]

This thread keeps on delivering. Guy doesn't understand Adulthood: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81662801&postcount=412

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81513145&postcount=351

lmao

[Mr. Gundam]

This thread keeps on delivering. Guy doesn't understand Adulthood: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81662801&postcount=412

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81513145&postcount=351

lmao

There's a reason why guys have a refractory period. NOTHING would get done.

[Michael Moaner]

This thread keeps on delivering. Guy doesn't understand Adulthood: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81662801&postcount=412

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81513145&postcount=351

lmao

Damn I missed that gem.

[headwalk]

van wilder: neogaf edition http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=677309

the tragic thing is, i'd probably enjoy this more than a regular party if not for the sort of people who would certainly be there.

[Shaka Khan]

This thread keeps on delivering: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Big disadvantage of living at home in college, especially if you're not outgoing.

So freaking true.

[Mr. Gundam]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81666997&postcount=422

WHAT? People think like this?

 

[etiolate]

I think he's interpreting that as "get her drunk and take her home".

[Mr. Gundam]

I think he's interpreting that as "get her drunk and take her home".

So people only go to bars to get someone wasted and then date rape them. Gotcha.

[etiolate]

Well, I haven't had a bar experience yet that wasn't filled to the brim with desperate, lonely and needy people. They aren't for me. They're too loud to have conversation in, too full of the part of the population I actively avoid, and the booze is overpriced. The only thing I like is some decent dancing, but not with weird drunk people that try to persuade you into a MMF threesome. =/

[Shadow Mod]

I think he's interpreting that as "get her drunk and take her home".

So people only go to bars to get someone wasted and then date rape them. Gotcha.

Nuance is just lost on that site honestly. Talk about how drunk encounters is how a lot of people get raped and of course they can't tell the difference between having a couple drinks and plying the other person with alcohol so you can have your way with them. Discussions there, ugh.

[Mr. Gundam]

Well, I haven't had a bar experience yet that wasn't filled to the brim with desperate, lonely and needy people. They aren't for me. They're too loud to have conversation in, too full of the part of the population I actively avoid, and the booze is overpriced. The only thing I like is some decent dancing, but not with weird drunk people that try to persuade you into a MMF threesome. =/

I go to craft beer-centric bars, so they're different.

And I'm married so we're just out for dinner and a drink. I know who I'm going home with already.

[Shadow Mod]

There are all sorts of bars here. Thematic bars, bars with awesome food, bars with awesome happy hours, bars with awesome atmosphere. Jesus people need to get the fuck out of their house and just explore.

[Mr. Gundam]

There are all sorts of bars here. Thematic bars, bars with awesome food, bars with awesome happy hours, bars with awesome atmosphere. Jesus people need to get the fuck out of their house and just explore.

Nope. The only bars that exist are meat market dance clubs and taverns where scary looking old drunks live. You should know that.

Actually, if you're stuck in the suburbs, that's all you might have around.

[Rahxephon91]

This thread keeps on delivering: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81610005&postcount=400 

Big disadvantage of living at home in college, especially if you're not outgoing.

Yep it really sucks. It's what I'm going through now and since most of friends are gone it sucks even worse.

[Shadow Mod]

There are all sorts of bars here. Thematic bars, bars with awesome food, bars with awesome happy hours, bars with awesome atmosphere. Jesus people need to get the fuck out of their house and just explore.

Nope. The only bars that exist are meat market dance clubs and taverns where scary looking old drunks live. You should know that.

Actually, if you're stuck in the suburbs, that's all you might have around.

I was in the burbs before I moved here. Still stuff around. If you can find decent bars in Spokane (where TD is from), you can find them anywhere imo.

[Mr. Gundam]

There are all sorts of bars here. Thematic bars, bars with awesome food, bars with awesome happy hours, bars with awesome atmosphere. Jesus people need to get the fuck out of their house and just explore.

Nope. The only bars that exist are meat market dance clubs and taverns where scary looking old drunks live. You should know that.

Actually, if you're stuck in the suburbs, that's all you might have around.

I was in the burbs before I moved here. Still stuff around. If you can find decent bars in Spokane (where TD is from), you can find them anywhere imo.

Spokane actually has a decent little urban scene. Just a bit different than a lot of suburbs where it's all crappy sports bars and dance clubs in strip malls.

[Shadow Mod]

Spokane actually has a decent little urban scene. Just a bit different than a lot of suburbs where it's all crappy sports bars and dance clubs in strip malls.

You have to find that scene though, which would mean exploring. People go to one or two nasty bars then assume that's all there is in places.