Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[thisismyusername]

Kittonwy

Him getting banned was probably the best thing to happen in a while. Couldn't stand his posts.

Douche should be banned, IMO.

[Joe Molotov]

Why is the Banderas gif suddenly a PS4 thing? Didn't it come from 4chan anyway? Fucking SonyGAF.

[thisismyusername]

Even then that's totally ignoring Grief.exe's SteamOS Banderas .gif that was posted in that thread like SonyGAF is conveniently ignoring.

[Eli Gulgin]

anyone got pics?

Based on their realpic avatars I believe they're the two on the left here:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42188629&postcount=234

Man I hate it when they start derailing threads with stuff about their sexy times and often with Fiction (marrec's sister iirc) getting involved with that talk too 

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=711202

Nintendo fan posts a thread with a stupid pun in the title about fire-flower Peach being "hot." Nintendo fans in the thread don't understand why people keep thinking he could be serious about finding a character who looks like a child attractive.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Super Mario 3D World actually looking pretty gud, tho. There gonna be any good Black Friday deals on Weeooo?

[Broseidon]

Fiction is marrec's sister?

[Broseidon]

Also I think some of the Kaz stuff is really funny

[Tasty]

I didn't register on GAF until 2008 so I missed everything surrounding crazy ken kutaragi. I would have love to have seen what kind of mental gymnastics the fanboys performed to defend all the fucking stupid shit Ken said whenever he got a chance.

that motherfucker said the PS3 was going to do 4D 

The mental gymnastics was that the PS3 was the Ferrari of video game consoles.  When 360 games would look better than PS3 games (which was about 100% of the time, especially back in the early era), sfags like dark10x would lose their fucking shit about it.  Then Kittonwy would pop in to say "THOSE GUYS ARE BEING MEANY WEANY TO MY SONY (Image removed from quote.) GOOD THING UNCHARTED IS GOING TO COME OUT AND SHOW THEM MEANIES RAWR (Image removed from quote.) "

I miss Kittonwy's unapologetic stupidity.

[Chinner]

i don't miss Kittonwy. didn't he date a child or something?

[Eli Gulgin]

Fiction is marrec's sister?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68582991&postcount=630

That whole thread was so fucking annoying damn

[Yulwei]

Fiction is marrec's sister?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68582991&postcount=630

That whole thread was so fucking annoying damn

anyone got pics?

Based on their realpic avatars I believe they're the two on the left here:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42188629&postcount=234

Man I hate it when they start derailing threads with stuff about their sexy times and often with Fiction (marrec's sister iirc) getting involved with that talk too 

[Brehvolution]

(Image removed from quote.)

[nudemacusers]

i don't miss Kittonwy. didn't he date a child or something?

you're thinking of me

[Tasty]

i don't miss Kittonwy. didn't he date a child or something?

you're thinking of me

You're firstful?

[nudemacusers]

[fistfulofmetal]

firstful

[parallax]

Fiction is marrec's sister?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68582991&postcount=630

That whole thread was so fucking annoying damn

wow. the more you know... the less you care

[Tasty]

firstful

He gets 'em first

[fistfulofmetal]

I fill em first

[king of the internet]

Fiction is marrec's sister?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68582991&postcount=630

That whole thread was so fucking annoying damn

wow. the more you know... the less you care

Heh, pretty much. They seem like nice enough people, but god, no one cares if you're married or related. It's not cute, just stop.

[CatsCatsCats]

I fill em first

[nudemacusers]

I fill em first

your semen is my lube

[nachobro]

Based on their realpic avatars I believe they're the two on the left here:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42188629&postcount=234

Man I hate it when they start derailing threads with stuff about their sexy times and often with Fiction (marrec's sister iirc) getting involved with that talk too 

Wow, Marrec looks even more like an obnoxious twat than I'd thought he might.

EDIT: Did Blizzcon take out GAF? Good fucking lord, Lore...even I'm not this jewish. Toss a few bucks to the servers once in a while.

[nudemacusers]

lmao

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=88925395&postcount=33



Terrifying. 

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=88925395&postcount=33

Terrifying. 

I ain't even gonna so much as quote this bitch ever again. Shit is just too real with that 6'4 stare.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=711292

gotta give this girl credit. she sniffed the OP out real good. Poor guy thought he was the smooth operator don juan.

[helios]

The guy is more worried about getting some post car wreck pussy instead of the car wreck

[Yulwei]

Is Derrick01 a gimmick poster or something?

I am pretty fucking critical when it comes to games and I only beat 1~3 a year, but this guy just doesn't seem to approve of fucking anything. I'm actually wondering if he even plays video games.

[Cascade]

How on earth do people find anything Bish says or does funny?

[StealthFan]

When 360 games would look better than PS3 games (which was about 100% of the time, especially back in the early era)

[Yulwei]

I seem to remember a lot of multiplat games being better on the 360 early on in the gen.

Hell, didn't even more recent games like Red Dead Redemption run and look better on the 360 too?

[StealthFan]

Pretty much all Sony exclusives look better than what is on the 360.

[Cascade]

Pretty much all Sony exclusives look better than what is on the 360.

He was talking about the early days where 99% of multiplats looked better on 360. It also took until KZ2 in 2009 for a Sony exclusive to look better than the 360's best.

[Kabouter]

Pretty much all Sony exclusives look better than what is on the 360.

He was talking about the early days where 99% of multiplats looked better on 360. It also took until KZ2 in 2009 for a Sony exclusive to look better than the 360's best.

Yeah, multiplat is generally still at least as good on 360, and usually better. Obviously things will be different in the coming generation in that regard. As far as the exclusives go, meh, who gives a shit. If it wasn't exclusive, no one in the world would give a shit about mediocre crap like Killzone. Still, could be worse, at least Sony actually still bothered with exclusives for the final years of the PS3.

[StealthFan]

No one would care about Uncharted and GOW?

[helios]

Atra, explain this



Where'd that beautiful beard go?

[thisismyusername]

No one would care about Uncharted and GOW?

Care about Uncharted? Yeah, I could see that for multiplatform Uncharted.
Care about God of War? Hahahahaha, no. Not when better action titles like Bayonetta, Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden Black, and Metal Gear Raiden are out there.

[nudemacusers]

god of war looks cooler than those though and has a muscley dude wearing a loin cloth rippin heads of niggaz.

[thisismyusername]

god of war looks cooler than those though and has a muscley dude wearing a loin cloth rippin heads of distinguished black fellows.

Casuals will eat that up, Sony gamers will eat that up. But the hardcore action title people? They don't care about God of War. I can't see them going out and buying it in droves if it went multiplatform.

[brob]

if hardcore action title people were important bayonetta 2 wouldn't have to suffer the leprosy of nintendo.

[Yulwei]

No one would care about Uncharted and GOW?

Care about Uncharted? Yeah, I could see that for multiplatform Uncharted.
Care about God of War? Hahahahaha, no. Not when better action titles like Bayonetta, Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden Black, and Metal Gear Raiden are out there.

I finished Bayonetta recently and although it was a fun game it is not something I would ever go back to. I actually enjoyed God of War 2 much more than that game . My favorite hardcore action is by far NGB though

[octopushover]

Atra, explain this

(Image removed from quote.)

Where'd that beautiful beard go?

Buzz, your girlfriend...woof!

[Purple Filth]

How on earth do people find anything Bish says or does funny?

I like it when he bans people 

[Atramental]

Atra, explain this

(Image removed from quote.)

Where'd that beautiful beard go?

Who in God's holy name is that?

The girls I pick for my fem-self have dark hair and don't go heavy on the makeup.

[Rahxephon91]

God of War has great graphics, is easy to get into, fancy cool scenes, is violent, and looks "cool" in a way that weeboo stuff that looks lame and stupid doesnt.

People would care if it went multi-platform. It was popular back on the PS2 where I don't think the "Sony fanboy loves all exclusives" excuse even existed.

[Your Stalker]

All GoW games are garbage.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=89094697&postcount=191

^ Guy whose entire account is basically a Nintendo cock sucking machine complaining about "confirmation bias" 

ninthings  aren't even aware of how delusional they are

[benjipwns]

God of War had the best concept, God of War II had the best adventure, God of War III had the best premise. (Well, okay, God of War II's ENDING had the best premise, but whatever.)

In general they're all about the same in gameplay and such, II is my favorite because of its stupidly epic scale and cast. The first is probably the best written but easily the least polished and slowest paced.

Of course, all of that was in a pre-Marlow Briggs world.

[thisismyusername]

God of War 1 was mostly awful.  God of War 2 is top ten of the last gen.

I've heard this numerous times, but given how "derp"-y the combat system in 1 is, I haven't given 2 the time of day despite owning the original HD release discs for like two years now. I should probably get to it, but I've got other action hack-and-slash titles to play over it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nintendo games have been getting shorter and easier for a while now, and I imagine the new Mario was rushed to be there for the holidays. I believe it.

I agree.

Also 3D World's initial reveal made it look very much an up-res port of 3D Land.  It was only in the past few weeks did it start to look like its own thing.  There is no doubt to me that they are rushing to get this thing out there.  Given the Wii U's sales performance, Nintendo didn't have much of a choice.

Nintards, desperate to have some kind of AAA title, have hyped this game up too much.  Every opinion that doesn't call it the new game of the forever is going to be met with angry, pissy, foaming at the mouth Nintards.  8.8 is going to seem like a happy memory if the metacritic score for 3D World is in the low 90s or upper 80s.  Wait for Mario Kart 8.

Also God of War has always seemed like a joke.  It seems like you'd need to blast Papa Roach in the background to create the right aura of the game:

[nudemacusers]

I'm not a hardcore action gamer dude, so god of war 3 (the only one I have played) seemed fine. the only really weak spot IMO was the writing. like some a 12 year old would do.

[Purple Filth]

did GAF die?

[Verdigris Murder]

The fact that the quality of discourse on neogaf is sometimes literally of the sort you find on IMDB sub-forums, married with the sadly hilarious notion that it's still a regarded as some sort of private members club, along with its utterly flaky servers, is heavy disinclination to waste my time on there.

[brawndolicious]

But you waste your time on IMDB sub-forums?

:fuckifIknowwhatemoican

[StealthFan]

[Tasty]

 

[Vertigo]

Is Derrick01 a gimmick poster or something?

I am pretty fucking critical when it comes to games and I only beat 1~3 a year, but this guy just doesn't seem to approve of fucking anything. I'm actually wondering if he even plays video games.

His absolutely pitiful. I had hoped his last long ban was permanent. This is a guy who will shit on a game for months on end and then still go out launch day and get it for full price.

His fave game of this gen was the utterly laughable Far Cry 2 so I find it hard to take anything he say's seriously.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=711895

 

I can't even believe what I'm reading.

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