Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5193538 times)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21840 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:29:12 PM »

Loli defense thread, minimum wage thread and a cheating thread. Someone make a tipping thread and light the whole place on fire.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #21841 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:34:30 PM »

"GAF, I make $7.85 an hour and my 12 year-old wife cheated on my uncircumcized penis today. How much should I tip?"

StealthFan · « **Reply #21842 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:35:26 PM »

I've seen all of Seagal's DTV output (

) and the only legitimately decent one of was Belly Of The Beast.

bud · « **Reply #21843 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:36:11 PM »

i don't understand why people tip their barber.

bud · « **Reply #21844 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:47:46 PM »

your internet provider provides you a service too

why don't you tip them

bud · « **Reply #21845 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:50:10 PM »

i'll touch your mum m8

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21846 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:51:32 PM »

my internet provider doesn't weild sharp objects by my head.

or give me a handjob in the bathroom

bud · « **Reply #21847 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:52:49 PM »

i've never had a handjob in a bathroom

the only places i've ever had a handjob in are the living room and the bedroom

nachobro · « **Reply #21848 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:53:29 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 03:28:05 PM

the one where he plays an archaeologist is incredible. his passion for rocks is unmatched.

out for a kill. such a godlike movie. he killed two dudes with a single punch at the same time in that movie. also dropped a plane into a dive and then put it in reverse. one of my favorites right from the opening scenes where he talks in the worst overdub and his mouth is never shown.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21849 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:56:05 PM »

haha, i enjoyed the shit out of that movie.

StealthFan · « **Reply #21850 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:01:12 PM »

Seagal uses stunt doubles to hilarious effect. Simple shit, and even a love scene, is too much for the big man himself.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21851 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:04:13 PM »

That's because the only physical activity he's capable of these days is fucking underaged Russian girls

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21852 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on January 03, 2014, 05:04:13 PM

That's because the only physical activity he's capable of these days is fucking underaged Russian girls

seems like a decent trade

brob · « **Reply #21853 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:08:47 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Allegations_and_lawsuits

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21854 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:10:15 PM »

so you can judge a greasy book by its cover

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21855 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on January 03, 2014, 05:08:47 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Allegations_and_lawsuits

He's into some dark shit. Here's another interesting story: http://abcnews.go.com/International/steven-seagal-opened-doors-us-delegation-moscow/story?id=19310164

Also has ties to Chechnya: http://en.ria.ru/art_living/20131006/183965589.html

StealthFan · « **Reply #21856 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:31:18 PM »

Don't forget pissing off the Gambino's in the 90's

Dude wanted to be Italian so bad.

demi · « **Reply #21857 on:** January 03, 2014, 05:47:50 PM »

7 Children, dude just loves the pussy.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21858 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:05:23 PM »

Quote

So to recap—

Spergs' videogame maker of choice: Nintendo
Spergs' martial arts of choice: Aikido
Spergs' Culinary skill of choice: Cake making
Spergs' internet pastime of choice: Editing Wikipedia articles

What else am I missing?

Other Other internet hobby: Slut shaming pornstars in comments om said sites.

Pringo · « **Reply #21859 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:31:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745345

New mods. Isn't EmCeeGramr Crushed's alt account?

Cascade · « **Reply #21860 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:32:08 PM »

New NeoGAF moderators announced.

Includes EmCeeGramr who AFAIK is not the same EmCeeGramr as the one on the Bore who is the real one but is in fact permabanned member Crushed.

Edit: Beat by a few seconds.

Broseidon · « **Reply #21861 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:35:37 PM »

Good choices imo

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21862 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:36:03 PM »

That's hilarious.

Cascade · « **Reply #21863 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:37:08 PM »

Someone needs to post in that thread and tell Evilore that his new mod is a perm alt.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21864 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 03, 2014, 04:29:12 PM

Loli defense thread, minimum wage thread and a cheating thread. Someone make a tipping thread and light the whole place on fire.

Throw in a circumcision thread and we can nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Pringo · « **Reply #21865 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:41:31 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on January 03, 2014, 06:37:08 PM

Someone needs to post in that thread and tell Evilore that his new mod is a perm alt.

I really doubt that EviLore isn't aware of that although it would be fun to see what the response would be in that thread.

king of the internet · « **Reply #21866 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on January 03, 2014, 06:37:08 PM

Someone needs to post in that thread and tell Evilore that his new mod is a perm alt.

I'm pretty certain that they're fully aware of that.

Kabouter · « **Reply #21867 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:44:43 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on January 03, 2014, 06:41:41 PM

Quote from: Cascade on January 03, 2014, 06:37:08 PM
Someone needs to post in that thread and tell Evilore that his new mod is a perm alt.

I'm pretty certain that they're fully aware of that.

Me too.

hampster · « **Reply #21868 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95764018&postcount=392

king of the internet · « **Reply #21869 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:07:18 PM »

I can't believe people are unironically mentioning Derrick01 as a mod candidate in that thread. Since when is he anything but a toxic, laughably ignorant poster. Talk about lowered standards, yikes.

Kabouter · « **Reply #21870 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:08:50 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on January 03, 2014, 07:07:18 PM

I can't believe people are unironically mentioning Derrick01 as a mod candidate in that thread. Since when is he anything but a toxic, laughably ignorant poster. Talk about lowered standards, yikes.

At least no one is seriously suggesting Ripclawe.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21871 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:13:14 PM »

Was I at least a semi finalist?

tiesto · « **Reply #21872 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Yulwei on January 03, 2014, 02:46:17 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745165

the only time anime fans show even a hint of interest in law/politics is when one of their games/anime is getting censored.

Ehh, fuck censorship. Won't keep me from playing one of my most awaited games of 2014 though.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21873 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:16:46 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 03, 2014, 07:14:57 PM

Quote from: Yulwei on January 03, 2014, 02:46:17 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745165

the only time anime fans show even a hint of interest in law/politics is when one of their games/anime is getting censored.

Ehh, fuck censorship.

Except in this case.

brob · « **Reply #21874 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:21:25 PM »

"the developer modified the costumes for the Western version of the game to be less revealing.
Additionally, the ages of certain characters have been raised from 15 to 18, while localisation efforts have apparently toned down sexual innuendos present in the original game."

This gets you riled up, tiesto?

tiesto · « **Reply #21875 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:32:06 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on January 03, 2014, 07:21:25 PM

"the developer modified the costumes for the Western version of the game to be less revealing.
Additionally, the ages of certain characters have been raised from 15 to 18, while localisation efforts have apparently toned down sexual innuendos present in the original game."

This gets you riled up, tiesto?

Like I said, it's nothing that would keep me from buying a game I've been long awaiting. Hopefully that's all they took the axe to - I have too many bad memories of games not getting released in the US due to their themes (Devil World on Famicom, Soul Hackers on PS1), or large portions of games cut (Snow Queen quest in Persona 1). I'm just not a fan of media censorship in general.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #21876 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Pringo on January 03, 2014, 06:31:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745345

New mods. Isn't EmCeeGramr Crushed's alt account?

The irony gave me an ulcer.

magus · « **Reply #21877 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:52:32 PM »

it's not like they made such huge change to the costume

honestly i'm more baffled when they decide to change the age of the characters... the character are still the same so they might as well put a random number and besides does anybody ever check for these sort of info or cares?

EDIT: ahahahahahahah that bravely default thread is 24 pages of guys arguing what count as pedo and what count as not?

Broseidon · « **Reply #21878 on:** January 03, 2014, 07:58:39 PM »

Ones on the left look better anyway

archie4208 · « **Reply #21879 on:** January 03, 2014, 08:11:41 PM »

So is Bravely Default a good game? I might get a 3DS later this year and probably want something to play after I'm done with ALBW, FE, SMT4 and EO4.

tiesto · « **Reply #21880 on:** January 03, 2014, 08:20:58 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on January 03, 2014, 08:11:41 PM

So is Bravely Default a good game? I might get a 3DS later this year and probably want something to play after I'm done with ALBW, FE, SMT4 and EO4.

I've heard lots of great things about it, well it personally sounds up my alley - job system, random encounters, strictly turn-based.

magus · « **Reply #21881 on:** January 03, 2014, 08:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 03, 2014, 08:19:37 PM

Quote from: magus on January 03, 2014, 07:52:32 PM

EDIT: ahahahahahahah that bravely default thread is 24 pages of guys arguing what count as pedo and what count as not?

i guess theyre not experts on all matters pedophilia like you

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong

oh no! as a fan of ~~chrono cross~~ jrpg I've never heard this before in the past 15 years. lo, I am slain

Quote from: archie4208 on January 03, 2014, 08:11:41 PM

So is Bravely Default a good game? I might get a 3DS later this year and probably want something to play after I'm done with ALBW, FE, SMT4 and EO4.

4 warriors of light was sort of a messy affair but this looks and sound so pretty,but at the same time it's kinda hard to gauge how much of it is game merit and how much is "hur dur a better final fantasy than final fantasy"

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #21882 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:02:46 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on January 03, 2014, 06:32:08 PM

New NeoGAF moderators announced.

Includes EmCeeGramr who AFAIK is not the same EmCeeGramr as the one on the Bore who is the real one but is in fact permabanned member Crushed.

Edit: Beat by a few seconds.

Yeah, I originally offered the account during one of my failed internet bailouts and I happened to be particularly fed up with Amirox that week. It was a good choice in hindsight.

demi · « **Reply #21883 on:** January 03, 2014, 10:10:49 PM »

Quote from: magus on January 03, 2014, 08:26:45 PM

Quote from: Esch on January 03, 2014, 08:19:37 PM
Quote from: magus on January 03, 2014, 07:52:32 PM

EDIT: ahahahahahahah that bravely default thread is 24 pages of guys arguing what count as pedo and what count as not?

i guess theyre not experts on all matters pedophilia like you

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong
oh no! as a fan of ~~chrono cross~~ jrpg I've never heard this before in the past 15 years. lo, I am slain

Quote from: archie4208 on January 03, 2014, 08:11:41 PM
So is Bravely Default a good game? I might get a 3DS later this year and probably want something to play after I'm done with ALBW, FE, SMT4 and EO4.

4 warriors of light was sort of a messy affair but this looks and sound so pretty,but at the same time it's kinda hard to gauge how much of it is game merit and how much is "hur dur a better final fantasy than final fantasy"

Lol, this doesnt even answer the question since you havent played it! Haw haw

Meanwhile, as someone who has played the demo, I can confirm Bravely Default is the good shit.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #21884 on:** January 03, 2014, 10:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 03, 2014, 06:46:20 PM

Amir0x loses another of life's little contests.

Hm, his ban is a perma?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21885 on:** January 03, 2014, 10:22:32 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on January 03, 2014, 10:18:57 PM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 03, 2014, 06:46:20 PM
Amir0x loses another of life's little contests.

Hm, his ban is a perma?

I assume Oscar was talking about how Amir0x banned Crushed five years ago. Now Crushed is a mod and not only is Amir0x demodded but he is banned.

helios · « **Reply #21886 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:35:06 PM »

It's been five years? I forgot what Crushed was banned for

benjipwns · « **Reply #21887 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:39:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745024

oh god

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #21888 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:43:37 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on January 03, 2014, 06:32:08 PM

New NeoGAF moderators announced.

Includes EmCeeGramr who AFAIK is not the same EmCeeGramr as the one on the Bore who is the real one but is in fact permabanned member Crushed.

Edit: Beat by a few seconds.

Besada was a genuinely nice dude and poster from what I remember.

And if that icarus-daedelus is who I think it is from back in the day then they are also good.

I still think evilore is a dink. And there is one mod I still remember back from when I posted who is still a mod and a super-dink but for the most part I will admit he has done a much better job in modding people in recent years and not picking nutburgers like he frequently use to.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #21889 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:44:34 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=745483

I love these threads that generalize about the looks of people and then idiot users use famous movie stars to give examples.

Atramental · « **Reply #21890 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:55:50 PM »

Fuckin' Style Fox...

benjipwns · « **Reply #21891 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:59:15 PM »

Could start posting actresses to prove the same thing for women. Make sure to find the worst hair and makeup and etc. from say, the 1980s you can for the befores.

Stuff like Beverly Crusher in the first season vs. last few seasons + movies through Insurrection. SCIENCE.

EDIT: Keeping with the Star Trek examples. Surprised nobody's posted Shatner.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21892 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 03, 2014, 06:05:23 PM

Quote

So to recap—

Spergs' videogame maker of choice: Nintendo
Spergs' martial arts of choice: Aikido
Spergs' Culinary skill of choice: Cake making
Spergs' internet pastime of choice: Editing Wikipedia articles

What else am I missing?

Other Other internet hobby: Slut shaming pornstars in comments om said sites.

Can't really recall anything like that on a comments section but I only look for porn star names. Which I think a spergy person would be good at providing.

JaseC · « **Reply #21893 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:20:42 AM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on January 03, 2014, 11:27:36 AM

Dude even went for one of the Saoirse Ronan guys (before he switched to a realpic avatar), jesus christ. The thirst is strong with this one.

That name sounds really familiar.

Rufus · « **Reply #21894 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:21:25 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 03, 2014, 11:39:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745024

oh god

"Why is deviating significantly from popular opinion considered taboo?"

Not even going to read anything of that. This is too stupid.

benjipwns · « **Reply #21895 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:24:11 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 04, 2014, 01:21:25 AM

"Why is deviating significantly from popular opinion considered taboo?"

Not even going to read anything of that. This is too stupid.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95797795&postcount=87

Pringo · « **Reply #21896 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:25:16 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745531

...

Rufus · « **Reply #21897 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:29:44 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 04, 2014, 01:24:11 AM

Quote from: Rufus on January 04, 2014, 01:21:25 AM
"Why is deviating significantly from popular opinion considered taboo?"

Not even going to read anything of that. This is too stupid.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95797795&postcount=87

Ah, HK-47. A kindred soul.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21898 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:35:53 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on January 04, 2014, 01:25:16 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=745531

...

rip shaka :deadpos

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21899 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:36:15 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 04, 2014, 02:35:46 AM

That minimum wage thread is goddamn ridiculous. I thought GAF was left-leaning.

GAF is special fellow leaning.

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5193538 times)