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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23401 on: January 23, 2014, 02:25:58 AM »
Late, but GAFFAQS started late 2012 (for me). Been a lurker here since 2010, actually.

But yeah GAF got:

-- Tons of mods.
-- Tons of juniors.
-- New consoles.


Like the amount of purging that goes on but there's a much higher rate of 'really?' evoking responses (sure I contribute to this). Guess I'm finally yells at cloud GAF-OLD; but the site feels more like its approaching a meme than meaning these days.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23402 on: January 23, 2014, 02:36:16 AM »
hi kev
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23403 on: January 23, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »
Speaking of porn, I've been searching for this one video on streaming sites and torrent sites for years and haven't found it anywhere. I'm getting close to (*gasp*) paying for it.  :'(
Describe it to me, I'll look tomorrow.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23404 on: January 23, 2014, 03:14:11 AM »
Is this Y2Kev or KevinCow?

I push fat kids. Neither.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23405 on: January 23, 2014, 06:10:34 AM »
This new gen is so much fun on GAF.

Complete reshuffle of last gen.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23406 on: January 23, 2014, 07:37:58 AM »
Was tough, wasn't it, Kosma?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23407 on: January 23, 2014, 07:42:32 AM »
I appreciate good porn, however a lot of new stuff isn't up to par for me. My favorite performers (Gianna, Lex, Belladonna, Mandingo, Obsession, etc) are getting older or retiring, and the newer crop of porn stars isn't as impressive. There's been a large drop in male performer quality especially. So much of IR and ebony porn is dominated by thug shit, and I just don't like that shit. The best male performers were always funny, classy guys who didn't make scenes all about them - Lex, Mandingo, Bryon Long, Jack Napier, etc. Today it's like everyone is a Wesley Pipes clone, degrading the women or acting like some thug.

Black porn in general seems worse to me now. IR...granted the pawg market is at an all time high now, but I haven't really become obsessed with any of them like I did years ago.

So I find myself watching old stuff, discovering videos of my favorites that I haven't seen before, etc.

I think that's why stuff like monsters of cock has been so good the last few months especially when they have scenes with Napier or Sean Michaels. Even Pipes has toned down the 'thug' act when I see him performing now.

What they need to do more of is visiting Europe. The few scenes that BlacksOnBlondes did in Europe were hot as fuck. European white chicks  :drool

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23408 on: January 23, 2014, 08:31:12 AM »
Yeah one of the best scenes I ever saw in porn period was a tiny gorgeous blonde Hungarian girl taking a massive BBC into her ass.  The guy's dick was about as long as her torso so how he managed to fit all of it in her asshole was a modern marvel to me at the time.

I think the new porn isn't up to par because the bottom has fell out of it.  Porn these days is more or less an advertisement for stripping and escorting.  A few years ago, a hot girl without the inclination or intelligence to get a real job could make an upper middle class living in porn.  So you had a lot of hot girls flood into the scene, girls who would normally be waitresses, club promoters, or generic model/actress otherwise, get into porn because the money was good and they didn't have to really work that hard for it.  Now that the money isn't as good and there are fewer scenes being shot, it's drying up because the future Tori Black can now make more money off of tips that thirsty simps give her at a restaurant instead of Nacho Vidal devastating her asshole.  So the quality also has dipped, which is why you see more pawgs because face it, most of them aren't very facially attractive.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23409 on: January 23, 2014, 09:54:02 AM »
Remember the time fucking Cheebs of all people rustled Jaffe's jimmies so much that it made the front page of thebore.com?  Jaffe taking his ball and going home is nothing new.  Remember we're talking about Cheebs here.  Jaffe pretty much expects hero worship and for the most part he gets it but when he doesn't, he throws a hissy fit.

Cheebs has a Master's Degree. I don't even know what credentials Jaffe has.

Also, is our Professor Prole the original Drinky, or is it Eel O'Brian or someone else?

Prole/Van Cruncheon was Drinky. I have always been me, except for a brief period where I was Dr. Feelbad (just on this board).
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23410 on: January 23, 2014, 10:30:57 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756695

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23411 on: January 23, 2014, 10:45:09 AM »
Was tough, wasn't it, Kosma?

What was?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23412 on: January 23, 2014, 11:49:37 AM »
Tattoo removal.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23413 on: January 23, 2014, 12:27:13 PM »
Timedog is going at it hard in every thread lately. He seems really unhappy.

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« Reply #23414 on: January 23, 2014, 12:29:03 PM »
Timedog is going at it hard in every thread lately. He seems really unhappy.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23416 on: January 23, 2014, 01:42:41 PM »
Well that might be your explanation there. If you hate hipsters and live in Portland, you might have a bad time.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23418 on: January 23, 2014, 04:20:38 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=98200883&postcount=44

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Well that might be your explanation there. If you hate hipsters and live in Portland, you might have a bad time.

You two know he's being facetious right?

Plus he cares for about as long as it takes to make a post and then says something about space clowns or somesuch nonsense.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23419 on: January 23, 2014, 04:23:07 PM »
the first sentence could be legit
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23420 on: January 23, 2014, 04:36:30 PM »
I wasn't being serious either. I'd happily roll the guy a j.

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« Reply #23421 on: January 23, 2014, 04:37:57 PM »
I wasn't being serious either. I'd happily roll the guy a j.

Which reminds me we totes need to meet up somewhere one of these days.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23422 on: January 23, 2014, 04:45:13 PM »
I'd be down.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23425 on: January 23, 2014, 06:09:26 PM »
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It's interesting to think about.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23426 on: January 23, 2014, 07:04:11 PM »
I love getting a tapatalk thread subscription notification that says "Your Stalker has posted in..." blah blah thread. The genius of the username wasn't as apparent to me until I started using it...

Any of you guys in the UK?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23427 on: January 23, 2014, 07:11:31 PM »
It's normal for about half the population to become attracted to women and about half to become attracted to men. So bringing up brain chemistry and genetic mutations makes sense when talking about gay people. Whether you think that being gay is a "bad" phenotype or one that is evolutionarily advantageous for the species, most people can agree that you're most likely born with your sexuality.

Now how do you apply the genetics argument to being attracted to someone that has not physically matured?  I really don't get these people who say that maybe pedophiles would want an adult that looks like a child. If the act inherently requires taking advantage of someone, then how the fuck does it organically arise?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23428 on: January 23, 2014, 07:22:46 PM »
I'm all about the "games as art" argument and I really enjoy a decent story in a game but I am about five minutes into Bioshock Infinite (just landed in the church) and I am like :comeon

Is this Babbe's First Artistic Game? What is this filth? I don't know if I can go on. I might have to wait it out until Gamefly sends me Dark Sector and Hell's Highway.

Maybe it's because I just finished playing Blood In The Sand, which was pure gameplay minus some cutscenes :yeshrug I thought dudes were just raging against anything slightly high brow when they talked shit about this being pretentious but I was wrong. Fuck you Ken Levine.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23429 on: January 23, 2014, 07:23:56 PM »
It's normal for about half the population to become attracted to women and about half to become attracted to men. So bringing up brain chemistry and genetic mutations makes sense when talking about gay people. Whether you think that being gay is a "bad" phenotype or one that is evolutionarily advantageous for the species, most people can agree that you're most likely born with your sexuality.

Now how do you apply the genetics argument to being attracted to someone that has not physically matured?  I really don't get these people who say that maybe pedophiles would want an adult that looks like a child. If the act inherently requires taking advantage of someone, then how the fuck does it organically arise?

Well in this case it's not even worth this much thought. It's just in denial pedos trying to throw out any old strawman.

Would you call someone who's with a woman with small titties a pedo? Herp derp.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23430 on: January 23, 2014, 07:24:40 PM »
I'm all about the "games as art" argument and I really enjoy a decent story in a game but I am about five minutes into Bioshock Infinite (just landed in the church) and I am like :comeon

Is this Babbe's First Artistic Game? What is this filth? I don't know if I can go on. I might have to wait it out until Gamefly sends me Dark Sector and Hell's Highway.

Maybe it's because I just finished playing Blood In The Sand, which was pure gameplay minus some cutscenes :yeshrug I thought dudes were just raging against anything slightly high brow when they talked shit about this being pretentious but I was wrong. Fuck you Ken Levine.

no no... keep going
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23431 on: January 23, 2014, 07:26:36 PM »
It's normal for about half the population to become attracted to women and about half to become attracted to men. So bringing up brain chemistry and genetic mutations makes sense when talking about gay people. Whether you think that being gay is a "bad" phenotype or one that is evolutionarily advantageous for the species, most people can agree that you're most likely born with your sexuality.

Now how do you apply the genetics argument to being attracted to someone that has not physically matured?  I really don't get these people who say that maybe pedophiles would want an adult that looks like a child. If the act inherently requires taking advantage of someone, then how the fuck does it organically arise?

We already past this conversation.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23433 on: January 23, 2014, 10:55:48 PM »
that cosmic guy is a fucking idiot

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23434 on: January 24, 2014, 12:19:35 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=98275826#post98275826

Whatever happened between thuway and GAF? I thought he was one of their sfeg favs along with Mortimer.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23435 on: January 24, 2014, 12:27:59 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=98275826#post98275826

Whatever happened between thuway and GAF? I thought he was one of their sfeg favs along with Mortimer.

i always enjoy mortimer's posts. they have this "guys, i'm really not an sfag" undertone to them, a desperation for legitimacy now the one guy he knew working for a first party studio has stopped given him any juice. yet,  should the console war bell be rung, he will certainly answer.

thuway had no such scruples. he's unapologetic in his dribblings.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23436 on: January 24, 2014, 09:09:38 AM »
Whatever happened between thuway and GAF? I thought he was one of their sfeg favs along with Mortimer.

Who cares, the less of them there are there the better GAF gets.

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« Reply #23437 on: January 24, 2014, 12:01:41 PM »
Maybe it's because I just finished playing Blood In The Sand, which was pure gameplay minus some cutscenes :yeshrug I thought dudes were just raging against anything slightly high brow when they talked shit about this being pretentious but I was wrong. Fuck you Ken Levine.

Thank you for mentioning Blood on the Sand. I've always wanted to play it, and finally ordered a copy for $10 just now.

You rock. :rock
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23438 on: January 24, 2014, 01:35:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23439 on: January 24, 2014, 02:13:16 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I only watch real, unscripted TV, like WWE and Pawn Stars.
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« Reply #23440 on: January 24, 2014, 02:34:59 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I only watch real, unscripted TV, like WWE and Pawn Stars.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23441 on: January 24, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I only watch real, unscripted TV, like WWE and Pawn Stars.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23443 on: January 24, 2014, 04:41:50 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I wonder how much the developers of Slenderman paid him?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23444 on: January 24, 2014, 04:55:34 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I wonder how much the developers of Slenderman paid him?
People watch Conan ???
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23445 on: January 24, 2014, 04:59:08 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I wonder how much the developers of Slenderman paid him?
People watch Conan ???

On Youtube, yeah.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23446 on: January 24, 2014, 05:29:03 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757643

Whenever people bring up the need for Demon's Souls 2, it just screams Sony fanboyism. If Dark Souls wasn't a thing, then I could see their point, but Dark Souls IS a thing.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23447 on: January 24, 2014, 05:38:18 PM »
Demons Souls > Dark Souls. This is fact.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23448 on: January 24, 2014, 05:50:24 PM »



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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23449 on: January 24, 2014, 06:11:16 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I'm honestly surprised the percent of "paid" previews was so low.

Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757427

:comeon
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23450 on: January 24, 2014, 06:15:27 PM »
Demons Souls > Dark Souls. This is fact.

Truth, I prefer Demon's systems and world over Dark's.

So the need for a Demon's 2 isn't just pure blind Sony fanboyism.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23451 on: January 24, 2014, 06:28:36 PM »
Dark Souls is Demon's Soul 2.
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« Reply #23452 on: January 24, 2014, 07:12:37 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757472

A no shit, but people are catching the feels about late night television being an hour long publicity revue  :lol

bunch of idiots

I'm honestly surprised the percent of "paid" previews was so low.

Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757427

:comeon

If it wasn't legit I'd say good job with the troll.

Cancer faking girl steals my ps4 after I come let her stay at my place.

the GAF responses write themselves really.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23453 on: January 24, 2014, 07:29:51 PM »
That whole thread is a hoot.

OP is an idiot, I bet the woman was fairly attractive. No way he would have let an ugly chick stay up in his yard.

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« Reply #23455 on: January 24, 2014, 07:35:54 PM »
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I first met her probably a couple weeks after Saints Row IV came out and right before GTA5 came out. I remember I was trying to finish the last mission of SRIV when she knocked on my door and asked if I had cellphone charger because she needed a ride to her friend's house or something.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23456 on: January 24, 2014, 08:11:58 PM »
Gauge the passage of time by game releases, brehs.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23457 on: January 24, 2014, 08:24:10 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757442

this could be a hilarious thread if it manages to stay open

GAF mods are no fun so i doubt it'll remain open for much longer

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #23458 on: January 24, 2014, 08:26:54 PM »
Sorry, this isn't from GAF, but it fell under "forum hilarity". From MMORPG.com:

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Making it onto this list is a dubious honor, at best. Like getting a bronze medal in the Special Olympics.
Disclaimer: I have a special needs child, so I can make that comment without being "intolerant". Back off me, man.

We all know the "its okay, I have black friends" line. This is my first time seeing "its okay, my kid is mentally handicapped".