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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26220 on: February 28, 2014, 12:48:54 PM »
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portable dvd players in 2012? :what

 :lol I like the way he's holding the spoon, too.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26221 on: February 28, 2014, 12:50:36 PM »
he jacked her food too
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26222 on: February 28, 2014, 12:59:33 PM »
Also, owning a system doesn't mean you can't earnestly troll it.
That's very true. It does make it funny as fuck when people hit back with replies about available games and memory prices though.

Still, it's clear that jimmies have been excessively rustled, so upon my return I will tone it down no doubt. Now me 'n' Majestad have copped a ban each, it's probably best to keep it to dog-whistles.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26223 on: February 28, 2014, 01:03:10 PM »
:lol He's holding the spoon like those lefties my band bitched about in high school.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26224 on: February 28, 2014, 01:15:40 PM »
he jacked her food too

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He purposefully made her leave to eat her pasta

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26225 on: February 28, 2014, 01:33:29 PM »
Fuck me, it was a throwaway gag. Purposeful hyperbole. It wasn't supposed to be a measured assessment of relative technical capabilities.

I'm kinda bummed that people take this shit so seriously. If anyone ever finds out that I own a 3DS and plenty of 3DS games, I'll need to go into hiding.

Andrex might suicide after reading that

or is that the plan  :hitler

Why the heck would I care? :lol

i dont know man you sound relieved when smoky got the axe :hitler


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Also, owning a system doesn't mean you can't earnestly troll it. See also: Rahx and the system he bought despite saying its graphical capabilities and games are all complete shit on the last two pages.

no shit  :o



Also, owning a system doesn't mean you can't earnestly troll it.
That's very true. It does make it funny as fuck when people hit back with replies about available games and memory prices though.

Still, it's clear that jimmies have been excessively rustled, so upon my return I will tone it down no doubt. Now me 'n' Majestad have copped a ban each, it's probably best to keep it to dog-whistles.

Nah do it the the Vita and see how many "betrayal" claims you can rack up  :shaq

« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 01:35:12 PM by Purple Filth »

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26227 on: February 28, 2014, 03:04:30 PM »
i dont know man you sound relieved when smoky got the axe :hitler

I just said his ban was warranted, too many Smoky stans here were crying over spilt milk. :yeshrug

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26228 on: February 28, 2014, 03:05:34 PM »
I think Smoky's a bitch too. iOS and Vita arent that special. But he looks like a chap I can talk about videogames and not be too embarassed about it.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26230 on: February 28, 2014, 05:04:50 PM »
i don't even know where to start with that. actually, i do; the response has sprung into my brain fully-formed, but i...fuuuuh...wut. evilore, bro, man, just delete that one.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26232 on: February 28, 2014, 05:22:27 PM »
Having been an admin around the time NeoGAF became Lore's personal piggybank, I'd hope he'd be a bit more reticent in shitting on other people's ability to cope with "the harsh realities of the world."
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26233 on: February 28, 2014, 05:26:20 PM »
is he still with that modelesque looking broad
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26234 on: February 28, 2014, 05:52:18 PM »


It means exactly what I wrote FFS how stupid can you feign yourself to be when you're trying to spark outrage on the Internet? OH I SEE YOU WENT THROUGH THIS GUY'S POST HISTORY AND FOUND 3/4 OF HIS POSTS IN THE BLACK CULTURE COMMUNITY THREAD AND THEN MADE A COMMENT ON IT BUT I'M GOING TO WRITE A DUMBASS RHETORICAL STATEMENT BECAUSE INTERNET WARRIOR SOCIAL JUSTICE OUTRAGE AND REASONS.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26235 on: February 28, 2014, 05:56:07 PM »
What the fuck are you on about?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26236 on: February 28, 2014, 05:56:14 PM »
It's almost strange that Evilore can't see the blatant misogyny in his posts. He kind of ignores that a single parent couldn't somehow be independent on thier own, I guess being female and having a child means it is impossible for you to be self-sufficient. It's a real backwards and "macho" view.

I've only known single females in my life. My mother is single parent and she's never really had many relationships, but only because she was able to take care of my sister and me on her own. Any relationship she got into had nothing to do with us. If anything she entertained thoughts of relationships for her own personal satisfaction, which is what I assume a lot of single females look for. Yeah having a male role model there is nice, even better if they have thier own careers, but Evilore makes it seem like those would come first over "is this dude good enough for me(the girl)" which is pretty stupid and really paints a shitty view of how he looks at women. It reeks of the typical "nice guy" view where women aren't looking for actual people who they can relate to, but objects of support.

"I'm a nice guy, I have a job, and can buy things for you. Why won't you date me?"

My sister has basically taken some missteps. She has two children with a dead beat asshole who lives off women and dosen't understand the concept of supporting children. Yes he dosen't support them money wise, but my sister hasn't said "oh I need to find a man to help out". No she has said "oh I need to help myself". And so she has. She's gone back to school and gotten into some sort of nursing program and is almost done. If anything being in a relationship is the last thing on her mind, because she dosen't want a guy to support her. She dosen't want to put someone in that position, because it would be embarrassing for her. She want's to be independent and come to relationship on equal terms.

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26237 on: February 28, 2014, 05:57:15 PM »
What's wrong with him enjoying being black?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26238 on: February 28, 2014, 05:57:49 PM »
What the fuck are you on about?

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Exactly my point.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26239 on: February 28, 2014, 06:01:56 PM »
If you take Free seriously congrats on getting feels about the most obvious troll in existence.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26240 on: February 28, 2014, 06:02:36 PM »
If you take Free seriously congrats on getting feels about the most obvious troll in existence.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26241 on: February 28, 2014, 06:03:55 PM »
His whole schtick is basically taunting GAF in ways he know will hurt and it sounds like you caught some feels too, Fatal come on dawg.

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« Reply #26242 on: February 28, 2014, 06:07:23 PM »
Holy damn that is NOT what I thought was going to happen when I did that. I enjoyed reading the follow-up posts in the black culture thread but that back-fired quickly. Dayum.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26243 on: February 28, 2014, 06:09:56 PM »
He should have talked some shit about Ke$ha.

 ;)

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26244 on: February 28, 2014, 06:11:52 PM »
He should have talked some shit about Ke$ha.

 ;)

Oh it's on.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26245 on: February 28, 2014, 06:15:49 PM »
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26246 on: February 28, 2014, 06:16:50 PM »
It's almost strange that Evilore can't see the blatant misogyny in his posts. He kind of ignores that a single parent couldn't somehow be independent on thier own, I guess being female and having a child means it is impossible for you to be self-sufficient. It's a real backwards and "macho" view.

I've only known single females in my life. My mother is single parent and she's never really had many relationships, but only because she was able to take care of my sister and me on her own. Any relationship she got into had nothing to do with us. If anything she entertained thoughts of relationships for her own personal satisfaction, which is what I assume a lot of single females look for. Yeah having a male role model there is nice, even better if they have thier own careers, but Evilore makes it seem like those would come first over "is this dude good enough for me(the girl)" which is pretty stupid and really paints a shitty view of how he looks at women. It reeks of the typical "nice guy" view where women aren't looking for actual people who they can relate to, but objects of support.

"I'm a nice guy, I have a job, and can buy things for you. Why won't you date me?"

My sister has basically taken some missteps. She has two children with a dead beat asshole who lives off women and dosen't understand the concept of supporting children. Yes he dosen't support them money wise, but my sister hasn't said "oh I need to find a man to help out". No she has said "oh I need to help myself". And so she has. She's gone back to school and gotten into some sort of nursing program and is almost done. If anything being in a relationship is the last thing on her mind, because she dosen't want a guy to support her. She dosen't want to put someone in that position, because it would be embarrassing for her. She want's to be independent and come to relationship on equal terms.

Single mothers knowing what they want and having no desire to play whimsical games with prospects means they're just trying to exploit dudes.

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« Reply #26247 on: February 28, 2014, 06:29:48 PM »
I wouldn't dismiss casual dating as "whimsical games."  Flirting and sex and limerence are fun, even if you're not planning for a future together.

Of course it's worse to, as Lore did, basically insult any woman who's giving serious thought to the viability of a dude as a stable, long-term partner as being needy, dependent, unable to cope with The Real World, etc.  It might not be so much that they're looking for someone to pay for their dependents as they're looking to avoid taking on another one.

But hey!  They've got different priorities and backgrounds from me, so they must want the wrong things!  Wheeeeeeeeee

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26248 on: February 28, 2014, 06:34:39 PM »
evilore def has a type of sycophantic silicon-valley worldview, so it isn't all that surprising that he would consider ''exploit'' the go-to for defining interpersonal relationships.

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« Reply #26249 on: February 28, 2014, 06:36:40 PM »
An internet nerd thrusting himself into living a cargo cult playboy lifestyle has questionable attitudes to women? Say it aint so :o
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26250 on: February 28, 2014, 06:37:13 PM »
I wouldn't dismiss casual dating as "whimsical games."  Flirting and sex and limerence are fun, even if you're not planning for a future together.

Of course it's worse to, as Lore did, basically insult any woman who's giving serious thought to the viability of a dude as a stable, long-term partner as being needy, dependent, unable to cope with The Real World, etc.  It might not be so much that they're looking for someone to pay for their dependents as they're looking to avoid taking on another one.

But hey!  They've got different priorities and backgrounds from me, so they must want the wrong things!  Wheeeeeeeeee

I don't necessarily think flirting and sex are whimsical games but I just think projecting "coping with the real world" is some glib shit considering the background here. It's entirely realistic to set priorities beyond that or want a less touchy feely timeline and only deal with people who know themselves.

And the bolded is exactly what I was going to reply with before I read the rest.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26251 on: February 28, 2014, 06:39:44 PM »
I hope they cast a badger as Drinky.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26252 on: February 28, 2014, 06:42:50 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=776699

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Nothin wrong with that, breh (Image removed from quote.)

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26253 on: February 28, 2014, 06:43:31 PM »
I love that smilie :lol
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26254 on: February 28, 2014, 06:45:04 PM »
you can't properly defend yourself against the devil unless you're familiar with his temptations brehs
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Gigs of "devil material purely for research" confirmed.


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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26256 on: February 28, 2014, 07:06:07 PM »
we're laughing now, but when NeoGAF gets a Sony Pictures movie deal for The special fellow Network who'll be laughing then

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26258 on: February 28, 2014, 11:24:52 PM »
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/KnREf2M

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26259 on: February 28, 2014, 11:29:52 PM »
Yup.

Now I just don't question the chub. I let it happen.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26260 on: February 28, 2014, 11:31:08 PM »
i wonder if there's a server farm dedicated solely to cheeseburger porn
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26261 on: February 28, 2014, 11:35:16 PM »
ITT people are surprised when a former fat shut-in hates women.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #26262 on: February 28, 2014, 11:38:17 PM »
i wonder if there's a server farm dedicated solely to cheeseburger porn
there's one in PD's basement :shh

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« Reply #26263 on: February 28, 2014, 11:43:24 PM »
Yup.

Now I just don't question the chub. I let it happen. (Image removed from quote.)

For sure. Just goes to show how open ended sexuality is, no matter how you identify. Life is too short to give a fuck about pointless, arbitrary boundaries.

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« Reply #26264 on: February 28, 2014, 11:54:00 PM »
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/KnREf2M

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I recognized who it was before hand  :snoop

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ITT people are surprised when a former fat shut-in hates women.

Not surprised bro. Just thinkin' some thoughts are better kept inside your noggin'.

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ITT people are surprised when a former fat shut-in hates women.
See I don't think he hates women. I think he thinks this is a positive outlook.


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I can't take anyone that says Pharrell is better than Prince seriously.  Ever.

He's so original lifting shit from Marvin Gaye then suing the fam before they could call him on his shit.


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Porn drift is real. I started with Photoshop nudes of Carmen Elecktra before finding out about bj scenes, and so forth. Never liked anal porn even though I'm an ass man, so I skipped that step.

Now I mainly watch old 2000s videos I missed, and share vids with Smooth Groove. New ebony and IR is too thugged out. I miss the days of gentlemen like Lex, Mandingo, Jack Napier, etc; you can tell chicks enjoy working with them. Fuck Wesley Pipes thug shit, it ruins the genre.

Not into cuck shit either but Janet Mason :noah
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Oh man, that embarrassing, empathy-feigning Evilore post not only went uncontested, but got dapped several times. I can't.
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EL Elyon's word is law to the sperglords from GAF-rusalem in land of Asp-rael.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=777134

the :hans1 war games in this thread :lol

I don't know anything about the post history of some of those people but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Russia hired people to astroturf large forums, Reddit, comment sections of sites like CNN, Youtube, etc.  If consumer electronics manufacturers do it then there's no reason to think a large government wouldn't.

They're certainly not above buying western journalists.

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EL Elyon's word is law to the sperglords from GAF-rusalem in land of Asp-rael.

You guys have no idea how tough it is to go from being a virgin straight to dating supermodels, leapfrogging all the ghetto demographics. I give his LOGIC COMPUTE UNIT a B+ for effort. Docked him a letter grade for the holy s*** patronizing tone.
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You guys just don't get it. 'Lore's a wild cat who can't be tamed by some clingy single-mother, trying to hold him down with her need for "commitment." He's gotta be free to play, baby.
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Stay free, Lore.
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