Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5281686 times)

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etiolate

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never liked krispy kremes too much

give me a chocolate covered french kreuller  pls

Tasty

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never liked krispy kremes too much

give me a chocolate covered french kreuller  pls

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Himu

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Shipley's > Krispy Kreme
IYKYK

Himu

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DONUT WARZ
IYKYK

Tasty

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We had fucking drink wars, why the fuck not.

DD's is probably my pick for all around donuts but I don't think anything beats a hot KK glazed. There's a reason they used it for the Boondock's Itis. It's the culmination of mankind's pursuit of flavor at the expense of health.


nachobro

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Gonna have to agree. Hot KK glazed is the best. Everything else there is same old, same old. Unfortunately there's only one KK here that makes fresh doughnuts and they drive them to the rest of the stores after, and it's on the opposite side of town. Not gonna drive all that way just for a doughnut. :/

Everyone else in New Mexico seems obsessed with the Breaking Bad doughnut that every shop here has a version of (random doughnut with blue meth candy on top), but candy on doughnuts is too much even for me.
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Shaka Khan

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The way some people talk about food on forums might fool you into thinking everything the average person consumes is researched and picked based on verifiable metrics of quality. Eating anything less is simply social cred suicide.

When in reality people who succumb to cravings would often eat anything as long as it packs 100g of sugar. If it's not Krispy Kreme then it'll probably be a few spoons of peanut butter straight from the tub.

I'd love to see what "disgusting" stuff everyone eats at their weakest. Would probably make your cat hurl.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2014, 12:44:50 PM by Shaka Khan »
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nachobro

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I've made enough things that "sound good" when stoned that I'm never in a place to judge someone on food.

In college I went on a road trip a state over cause my roommate and I heard about In and Out opening in Phoenix. Of course this was before smartphones so we ended up driving around Phoenix for a bit before just asked a gas station attendant where it was. I don't think that counts as m weakest but it's something I look back on and wonder wtf I was thinking.  :lol

Shaka Khan

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I think the happy medium is being conscious of how healthy/unhealthy, flavorful/vile, and authentic/bastardized some types of food are, then concede that food choices might rely on other factors such as convenience/time/hunger/affordability and proceed without judging others like a privileged bitch.
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nudemacusers

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a fresh kk original is heavenly. can only have a couple as they are damn rich.
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El Babua

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a fresh kk original is heavenly. can only have a couple as they are damn rich.

My friend used to get them with orange juice. Was so sweet the juice ended up tasting like water.

Broseidon

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Never had Krispy Kreme. I think they opened a store in the city but I haven't checked it out. Probably overpriced.
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nachobro

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DD is okay. They just really like to put a load of shit on top of doughnuts instead of making the base really good. As far as cake doughnuts go, they are good once in a while.

Never had Krispy Kreme. I think they opened a store in the city but I haven't checked it out. Probably overpriced.
KK is dirt cheap here. But I guess that goes for all American chain foods.

StealthFan

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http://i.imgur.com/ehmr3Wk.jpg

Ah yes I remember this image :goty
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Himu

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Shipleys donuts. Who the fuck are Krispey Kreme and Dunkin?
IYKYK

StealthFan

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Donut snobs :sabu
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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http://i.imgur.com/ehmr3Wk.jpg

Ah yes I remember this image :goty

For "The Phoney", it's like they read Dark_Chris' posts before writing that.  Nailed it perfectly.
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Tasty

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Shipleys donuts. Who the fuck are Krispey Kreme and Dunkin?

Shipleys? More like Shitleys. GTFO.

In Boston more people will care about what you say about Dunkins than the color of your skin. Maybe you shouldn't come here.

Himu

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I've never had Dunkin or Krispey Kreme. Krispey left Houston 8 years ago and Dunkin has like only three locations in the entire city.

Shipleys doesn't even operate in Massachusetts. It's a souf brand. We just eat Shipleys.
IYKYK


huckleberry

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Dunkin is tolerable when I visit my brother in Detroit but I've never had them here, or anywhere else, where they weren't stale pieces of shit.
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unfortunately no other stlbore member is from north county, so they know not of the glory that is old town donuts. you can shit on donuts and say the taste doesnt matter that much, but you will never be able to say that again once youve had a buttery soft old town donut. fucking god damn so :aah
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Oblivion

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Going from trailers Mario Kart 8 easily looks like the best looking Wii U game, by a large margin. X comes kind of close, and Donkey Kong is a bit below that, but yeah. MK8 looks heavenly. And it looks absolutely amazing to play too. My most hyped game atm.

Donkey Kong looked pretty assy up until recently.


Tasty

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Going from trailers Mario Kart 8 easily looks like the best looking Wii U game, by a large margin. X comes kind of close, and Donkey Kong is a bit below that, but yeah. MK8 looks heavenly. And it looks absolutely amazing to play too. My most hyped game atm.

Donkey Kong looked pretty assy up until recently.

I wouldn't say assy but it definitely came together more in the couple months before launch. The final game is fantastic looking, everything has so much detail and there's so much background/foreground interaction.

Locked 60fps too. :lawd


Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103712015&postcount=427

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=102997922&postcount=20

Lust after actresses when they were 15-years-old while fantasizing they're your sisters, brehs.

No surprise there. Place is filled to the brim with sexually frustrated dudes who find untainted little girls hot because they're mostly turned on by control.

StealthFan

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SA would ban for that post, hilariously enough.
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benjipwns

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http://i.imgur.com/ehmr3Wk.jpg

Ah yes I remember this image :goty
Ha, joke's on them, I don't match 100% of any of those! :smug

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I have done sex acts on their loopholes, totally bonered the shit out of them. Intercourse.
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nudemacusers

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fortunately cruel devo wasn't there to force creepy incest guy to get banned  :whew
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Shadow Mod

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fortunately cruel devo wasn't there to force him to get banned :phew

Yeah I got some sources to tell me someone in tinychat was perturbed I got a guy banned who endorsed kiddy porn.

nudemacusers

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sources? :hitler
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Shadow Mod

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hot sources

 :aah

helios

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Can I still get in on the donut chat?

http://www.gourdoughs.com/



I got this once and it was godly. Tasted like pancakes with a side of bacon.

Phoenix Dark

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103712015&postcount=427

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=102997922&postcount=20

Lust after actresses when they were 15-years-old while fantasizing they're your sisters, brehs.

dunno breh, she was pretty cute in that movie. It's not like I wanted to bang her.
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We already know about your predilection for the most alabaster skin next to your dark chocolate breh.

Kara

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The only cool donut shop is Voodoo Doughnut in Portland, and that's only because the inside looks like it would fail any substantive health inspection and it's next door to an adult theatre.

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Last time I was there the theatre had a big ol' hentai poster.

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Phoenix Dark

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 :goty2

Of course I don't like pale women overall, but some do it for me. Browning is one, as is the chick from Pirates Of The Caribbean.

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Phoenix Dark

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don't be talking about my girl Beth breh. So glad she threw that cornball Carl in the bushes. Hopefully she gets with my man Cutty.

Glen picked the wrong sister brehs
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recursivelyenumerable

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is the resurgence of "cornball" a new thing? is it just a black culture thing cacs like me have been unaware of? because I associate it with the Midwest and my dad.
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Phoenix Dark

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cornballs and Faygo
:whew
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Takao

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781553

:what

This guy comes out of nowhere and attacks OP.

Why do failed mascots always attract the weirdos?

recursivelyenumerable

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ok, I resolve to start using "cornball" a lot more henceforth
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Tasty

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Cornholes :noah

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Cornballer
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benjipwns

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Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.

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Oh, hello, Buster. Here's a candy bar. No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off.
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Broseidon

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Exclusive footage of SHADOWMOD and affiliated thugs

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781553

:what

This guy comes out of nowhere and attacks OP.

Why do failed mascots always attract the weirdos?

That is an interesting question. Failed mascot stans are more autismal than sonicfags. 
reckt

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103763300&postcount=599

Just deport the people who stand in the way of equality brehs.

 :neogaf

benjipwns

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I, uh, do the Europeans in that thread actually know the abortion laws in their own countries let alone the US, because they aren't all that dissimilar as they seem to think and came about in the same time frame (1970s) as Roe v. Wade.

I mean, a lot of European countries are more restrictive than many states you just don't have a good number of religious dopes with lots of free time standing outside with pictures of aborted fetuses. Of course there certainly isn't the organized religious nor mainstream opposition to the scale it is in the US, but that alone doesn't make Europe an automatically enlightened bastion of equality. As for "cost" or "access" discussions that would really have more to do with the health care system in general than abortion specifically I would think.

Broseidon

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Just deport the people who stand in the way of equality brehs.

well..
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Great Rumbler

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Somebody go in that thread and ask the European posters whether Gypsy abortions should be paid for with tax money. :hitler
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Somebody go in that thread and ask the European posters whether Gypsy abortions should be paid for with tax money. :hitler

They'd probably support it but for ugly as hell reasons.

Yeah now there's seeds pretending Sweden gave women abortion rights out of sheer good will to "reflect a more liberal society." Since when is that how government has worked anywhere?

benjipwns

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You certainly wouldn't want to mention that party that has 20 seats in the Riksdag and is currently looking like they might become the third largest party in the country...

Oops, too late, the Bore was down so I was bored.

nudemacusers

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this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781886

is interesting... are these checklists an outcome of online dating? it seems kinda self-defeating to focus on hobby likes or dislikes, or super specific physical traits... i mean, my wife could give a shit about half the things i'm into and vice versa, but that really doesn't make much of a day to day difference in our relationship.
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Shadow Mod

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this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781886

is interesting... are these checklists an outcome of online dating? it seems kinda self-defeating to focus on hobby likes or dislikes, or super specific physical traits... i mean, my wife could give a shit about half the things i'm into and vice versa, but that really doesn't make much of a day to day difference in our relationship.

The only answer should be "doesn't run away or realize how scummy I fucking am."

Broseidon

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this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=781886

is interesting... are these checklists an outcome of online dating? it seems kinda self-defeating to focus on hobby likes or dislikes, or super specific physical traits... i mean, my wife could give a shit about half the things i'm into and vice versa, but that really doesn't make much of a day to day difference in our relationship.

1: Responds to my messages
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benjipwns

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Yeah now there's seeds pretending Sweden gave women abortion rights out of sheer good will to "reflect a more liberal society." Since when is that how government has worked anywhere?
Look, don't worry your little head with such unladylike things like politics, the enlightened liberal men of the Socialdemokraterna will take care of things.