Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5557155 times)

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benjipwns

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« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 12:15:59 AM by benjipwns »

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Damn gaffots are fucking stupid. For a forum that prides itself on serious discussion there sure are a lot of dipshits.
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I got a big ol' dick

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Damn gaffots are fucking stupid. For a forum that prides itself on serious discussion there sure are a lot of dipshits.

Don't think I'm offended, I'm not, but: Are we really gonna go down opa's road by adding their word for GAF members to our vocabulary?  :goty2

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I'm not above being glad for a moment when hateful fucks die but there's still something off about reveling it in so much. Hell he's not even dead yet, he's on his deathbed.

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You mean the utter surprise and denial that an industry which basically makes games for sheltered manchildren might not have the best working environments for women?

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I enjoy the attempts to quantify just how much of other forms of media are targeted towards which genders.

On a forum that regularly dismisses such a large swath of its own favorite medium as not counting. (And the part of it that if I'm not mistaken is female dominated or has at least a much smaller gender disparity.)

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Women/casual banter is some of the most annoying. "They're only almost half because of mobile and farmville." Ugh.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=104680434&postcount=258

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« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 01:14:03 AM by Needs More Cowbell »


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benjipwns

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One thing amusing about these topics is just how superficially they look at the essence of the "real" games and why they might not be favorable to females. The violence! The scantly clad females! Society says gaming is a loser activity! No female leads!

Gameplay is almost rarely discussed. I can't find it now but I seem to recall a group of studies a few years ago that included gaming but also play in general that indicated one of the larger gender gaps was in terms of the "accomplishment" or "goals" of the play. The short version being that males tend to enjoy "destructive" play, bad guys to beat, physical challenges to overcome, etc. While females lean towards "constructive" play, improving the self/character, building something especially relationships, etc. And just anecdotal where many of the females I know* tend to like stuff like The Sims or Animal Crossing or Zoo Tycoon or RPGs where the goal is more of a constructive one. Now there's plenty to quibble about and such with a skimpy analysis like that and it obviously doesn't apply to everyone as we're all individuals and obviously social cues and what not must factor in but it is interesting to consider the possibility that it's a situation where the genres haven't truly been found yet and established to the extent that "male favored" ones have. With the "casual" correlation being merely a factor of those genres coming closest to being whatever a series of female favored AAA genres could look like AND the greater leeway in the PC/Mobile/Browser/Social market for small scale "test" concepts.

By ignoring the gameplay it ignores the unique aspect of the medium, for movies or whatever you just have to take what works in the other less-interactive mediums like plays or novels that came before and showed how to engage both genders.

Which is somewhat amusing for a group that self-identifies as these intense hardcore gamers and essentially often publicly demands to be respected just for being such.

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*and by "know" I of course mean "made up" and/or "once made accidental eye contact with in biology"
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benjipwns

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One thing amusing about these topics is just how superficially they look at the essence of the "real" games and why they might not be favorable to females. The violence! The scantly clad females! Society says gaming is a loser activity! No female leads!

Gameplay is almost rarely discussed. I can't find it now but I seem to recall a group of studies a few years ago that included gaming but also play in general that indicated one of the larger gender gaps was in terms of the "accomplishment" or "goals" of the play. The short version being that males tend to enjoy "destructive" play, bad guys to beat, physical challenges to overcome, etc. While females lean towards "constructive" play, improving the self/character, building something especially relationships, etc. And just anecdotal where many of the females I know* tend to like stuff like The Sims or Animal Crossing or Zoo Tycoon or RPGs where the goal is more of a constructive one. Now there's plenty to quibble about and such with a skimpy analysis like that and it obviously doesn't apply to everyone as we're all individuals and obviously social cues and what not must factor in but it is interesting to consider the possibility that it's a situation where the genres haven't truly been found yet and established to the extent that "male favored" ones have. With the "casual" correlation being merely a factor of those genres coming closest to being whatever a series of female favored AAA genres could look like AND the greater leeway in the PC/Mobile/Browser/Social market for small scale "test" concepts.

By ignoring the gameplay it ignores the unique aspect of the medium, for movies or whatever you just have to take what works in the other less-interactive mediums like plays or novels that came before and showed how to engage both genders.

Which is somewhat amusing for a group that self-identifies as these intense hardcore gamers and essentially often publicly demands to be respected just for being such.

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*and by "know" I of course mean "made up" and/or "once made accidental eye contact with in biology"
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All I know is I like FPS multiplayer but what came close to driving me away were dudes yelling "get the fuck off the game you fat ugly cuntdyke." As a result I have a gender neutral name and don't talk on mic unless I'm in a group of friends and can mute everyone else.

WoW was the opposite problem. Oh wow you're a girl? Here's gold, please be my friend. Ugh.

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Well, the issues with the community itself are a path I don't ever want to go down. I like to think I can spot lost causes pretty well. And there's a weird hostility that transcends gender and I would initially assume is fueled more by the seeming anonymity.

Or at least I originally thought that before so many sites switched to Facebook comments and people just don't seem to give a fuck that their name, picture, location, occupation, etc. is all there right next to their incoherent violently insane and bigoted screeds.

So I guess it must be strongly fueled by a whole "THIS IS MY THING, THE WRONG TYPES NEED TO STAY OUT" mentality. Which thankfully gamers don't have a monopoly on.

This is why we need to round up all these types and figuratively eliminate them.

i used to get free shit in mmo's without having to say i'm a girl
« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 02:14:28 AM by Your Stalker »
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Kateground the legend :bow

Had a dude in WoW quit the game forever when he found out I wasn't a girl IRL.

The weirdest experience was this girl I had been in like multiple guilds with in WoW, but who never talked on voicechat. Never. Not once in the many months we played together. This didn't surprise me due to how things normally play out when a girl appears. Her BF never talked either. They were two of the main tanks and I was the main healer, but neither of them ever talked. It wasn't much an issue though.

Then one night we're in the middle of a battleground as a guild, and she says in guildchat that some guy in the battleground keeps asking if she's a girl. I tell her to not tell him. The next thing I know is that the guy in question is standing next to my character and msging me. I'm like why is he msging me? Then she finally speaks on voice chat just to say "I told him you were a girl." Then laughed and never spoke again.  =|

benjipwns

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Figuratively? All I could think about while watching Death Note was how hard I'd go to town on certain comments sections.
:comeon violate the NAP, brehs :gurl

benjipwns

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I don't know what that means and don't really care.
Darn, this post was so close:

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I read some of the last couple of pages. My 2c
-Skyward Sword is shit
-I'm agnostic in the purest sense that I'll just mentally skip over religious talk mostly (this post being the exception ofc)
-GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS

that is all

I read some of the last couple of pages. My 2c
-Skyward Sword is shit
-I'm agnostic in the purest sense that I'll just mentally skip over religious talk mostly (this post being the exception ofc)
-GIRLS HAVE VAGINAS

that is all
How tall are you?
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Momo

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You're american right? About 5'9


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You're american right? About 5'9

at least you got them certs breh
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Himu

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A lot of the stuff they're talking about are big reasons women are so big on jrpgs. If polled, I would wager that most female gamers like jrpgs or rpgs period. Historically, it is probably the most egalitarian genre. Every female gaming fan I've met - on and offline - is a huge RPG fan.
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:dead :dead :dead

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/what-happened-to-negro-the-magnificent.198227/

I think I figured out who StealthFan is using this thread :hitler

PM me your guess, my son. No need to air out such things :hitler
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I keep discreet as well. Wouldn't want to be put on that Summer Jam screen.
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My penis is about 5'9

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So many people asked me if Etiolet/Kateground was a girl :lol

In WoW when forming a group people often name drop good players they could convince to join the raid; part of it is dick measuring but it's also sort of like displaying your resume, ie "here are some good players who I can bring to the table." So if we needed a healer I'd say "brb asking Kateground" and all of a sudden I'd get multiple whispers asking if I was "her" boyfriend.
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Are you sure they're not asking you if you were "her girlfriend"?

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Fucking dykes ruining WoW.
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Did someone say dick measuring contest? That's like my bat signal.

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« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 08:34:48 AM by Momo »

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Had a dude in WoW quit the game forever when he found out I wasn't a girl IRL.

It's the simple things that unjustify a basement existence.
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He puts his idiocy so perfectly well, too.

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...but the more I read into it and form my own opinion on it, I get more and more convinced that we have been lied to by the powers of this world.

"read into", "convinced by my own opinion"

It's like a cry for help.

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Malaysian airplane stupidity isn't just limited to GAF it seems. Front page of HN today:



oh wow tumblr and g+ surely these are completely credible theories

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http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

why dont lying fake-nerd whores play more videogames
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http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

why dont lying fake-nerd whores play more videogames (Image removed from quote.)

This wouldn't happen if women didn't constantly have to tell you they're a woman.

brb gonna go take a piss, my balls are full
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fwiw, I play a lot of street fighter online and all the hate mail I get revolves around being a feg, dick size, and my inability to get pussy. Morons gonna moron no matter what. Ladies do get it hard on XBL though.  :-\ No way around that




http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160783661&p=1220281021&viewfull=1#post1220281021




Heh, I'm sure it's not him, but that narrator kind of sounds like Rod Serling. That would make for one hell of a Twilight Zone episode premise.

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Heh, I'm sure it's not him, but that narrator kind of sounds like Rod Serling. That would make for one hell of a Twilight Zone episode premise.

Somebody please post that list of the rap song ideas that gets more and more bizarre as it goes on, because that was the first thing I thought of when I read this post and it's killing me that I can't find it.
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 After 108 pages of GAF reading, hours of documentaries, scouring web sites and missing sleep over this - and then coming back to work after some time off - I realized today that it is almost impossible to talk about this thing at work without sounding like a crazy person.
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Malaysian airplane stupidity isn't just limited to GAF it seems. Front page of HN today:

(Image removed from quote.)

oh wow tumblr and g+ surely these are completely credible theories

cloudwalking?

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That college party thread. My favorite are the assumptions party goers aren't serious about their education. Bunch of nofun nerds over there.

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Go to college and not get laid, brehs
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:goty

EDIT: Wait I did get laid DURING college. Didn't fuck any of the bitches that went there tho. It was community college anyways and I failed all but two classes.
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I didn't go to a real college so
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I didn't dorm, went to state than an art school, still seems to me dorming would require ear plugs even if there weren't parties. Paper thin walls, tons of residents, room mates.

none of that is required when your mind is elevated
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College kids fucking is the sound of music. It means life.
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College kids fucking is the sound of music. It means life.

i bet you masturbated to that sound didn't you?
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Lived at home when I was going to BJU and lived at home when I was going to USC Upstate.  :larry

Only had sex one time at Upstate.  :beli Graduated Magna Cum Laude tho.  :jawalrus

And I recieved no BJs at BJU!  :maf

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When I lived in a dorm it was pretty quiet, but I went to a school for over-achieving nerds.

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Everybody in bed by 10 and no fucking.

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