Nintendo is a pedophile. 
Other considered slogans:
Nintendo watched you grow up through your youngest adventures, isn't it time to go with them on your new ones?
Mom, Dad and a friend named Mario. Rebuild that relationship.
Nintendo was there during your most harrowing challenges, it's time to remember and relieve those experiences.
Nintendo embraced you when you were a child, how about sharing that love with today's children?
Nintendo was your alpha and omega, Iwata demands you make others join in this respect, KAAAAALI-MA.
Nintendo showed you new experiences as a child that forever changed you, now it wants to show you its Wii U and change a new generation.
Nintendo helped you through your shitty childhood, you fucking owe us you ungrateful bastards.