Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

Read through benji's PoliGAF performance. So much fisking.

Benji puts on a very impressive display of rhetorical ducking and weaving and does leave a lot of these people looking helpless, but he doesn't connect with many solid punches of his own. Lack that killer instinct, brehs.

And violate the NAP breh'lady?

EDIT: Though in fairness my philosophy of the use of counterforce goes beyond that even and is incredibly situtational. How seriously can I take an internet political debate, in particular with that segment of PoliGAF? Especially one in which I obliquely reference Hobbes and Rousseau, then deliberately name drop them and still get told I need to read Leviathian and The Social Contract to find my answers. 

Benji is the Pernell Whitaker of internet posters.

Are you saying I'm going to evict my mother?

[Shadow Mod]

Minorities and gays always forcing people to acknowledge their existence, assholes.

[Tasty]

White dudes be crazy

Yeah, only white people are homophobic.

[Your Stalker]

all white peoples aint bad

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd probably give up at least 2 years of my life just to see the GAF thread that would pop up if Nintendo announced Mario was gay.

[benjipwns]

Link would be better.

[etiolate]

I'm honestly scared of the type of characters you would get if videogame devs tried to force-write in minorities of various sorts.

I'm waiting for a gay dog in the next CoD.

tsk

 all dogs are gay

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd prefer Mario because it would produce the maximum jimmy rustles. Some posters would be arguing Link would make more sense, resulting in already rustled Nfans getting even more rustled.

[Tasty]

Link would be better.

This.

Would explain why he never shows the least amount of interest in Zelda as a potential romantic partner.

Someone didn't play Skyward Sword.

Maybe that's for the best...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

At the end of the game Link and Zelda decide to stay on the surface, and the implication is they fuck so much they start the Hylian race.

[close]

[Shadow Mod]

Mario was never after Peach, he was after that bbc, big bowser cock.

[Himu]

White dudes be crazy

Yeah, only white people are homophobic. (Image removed from quote.)

Huh? I was talking about this post which makes it obvious the poster is white.

Some people don't like gays or blacks or other minorities. What's so wtf about that? I, personally, don't play games with furry creatures. Everyone has a right to skip a game for their personal reasons.

[Tasty]

White dudes be crazy

Yeah, only white people are homophobic. (Image removed from quote.)

Huh? I was talking about this post which makes it obvious the poster is white.

Some people don't like gays or blacks or other minorities. What's so wtf about that? I, personally, don't play games with furry creatures. Everyone has a right to skip a game for their personal reasons.

I wouldn't say that's obvious from that post.

[Himu]

No, it's obvious.

[benjipwns]

Someone didn't play Skyward Sword.

Maybe that's for the best...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

At the end of the game Link and Zelda decide to stay on the surface, and the implication is they fuck so much they start the Hylian race.

[close]

That family tree is going to look like the fan/real chronology.

[Shadow Mod]

Andy do you know a lot of uncle toms or something? Why would a minority make it a point to talk about how people don't like them and that's okay.

[Tasty]

Man you guys must really not think much of me if you thought that post was serious.

[Shadow Mod]

Man you guys must really not think much of me if you thought that post was serious.

you live in Boston

 

[Himu]

Man you guys must really not think much of me if you thought that post was serious.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111440008&postcount=406

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=111440371#post111440371



"do you have a problem with feggits bro? I am personally very accepting of feggits"

[etiolate]

ugh Authority thread

[Tasty]

Man you guys must really not think much of me if you thought that post was serious.

you live in Boston

 

Better than whatever dump you live in.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111440008&postcount=406

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=111440371#post111440371



"do you have a problem with feggits bro? I am personally very accepting of feggits"

no homo

[benjipwns]

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

[Tasty]

The way he throws around "homos" is... well, it's offensive even to me.

[benjipwns]

The way he throws around "homos" is... well, it's offensive even to me.

Look son, if those homos wanted to be thrown around by big burly men, that's their business and you just keep the oil tub filled.

[nudemacusers]

some of my good friends are homos. i mean i disagree fundamentally with their desire to have legal relationships and kids, and i don't believe in homos in general, but i just look past all of that, because i am a good person.

[Himu]

some of my good friends are homos. i mean i disagree fundamentally with their desire to have legal relationships and kids, and i don't believe in homos in general, but i just look past all of that, because i am a good person.

What are your thoughts on butt sex?

[Shadow Mod]

Butt sex is useless unless it's your only option.

God you really are a hit with the ladies aren't you

 

[nudemacusers]

some of my good friends are homos. i mean i disagree fundamentally with their desire to have legal relationships and kids, and i don't believe in homos in general, but i just look past all of that, because i am a good person.

What are your thoughts on butt sex?

gross. poopoo comes from there

[benjipwns]

IIRC last year there was one that was like "Besides LeBron James, who is the most despicable pro athlete?"

You know you can search your own thread history right?

[Himu]

some of my good friends are homos. i mean i disagree fundamentally with their desire to have legal relationships and kids, and i don't believe in homos in general, but i just look past all of that, because i am a good person.

What are your thoughts on butt sex?

gross. poopoo comes from there

but peepee comes from penises/vaginas and mouths have a lot of germs and spit. no matter what you do, you're not safe.

could you ever kiss someone? How do you get over the icky?

[Broseidon]

Have you forgotten what forum you're on/who you're talking to?

[Himu]

how do i get over french kissing? food goes there, not another tongue!

[Tasty]

Butt sex is useless unless it's your only option.

[Your Stalker]

girlfriends are for people with shitty internet connections   

[Tasty]

Btw, Filth is a great movie. But that might be my McAvoy mancrush talking.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111433459&postcount=254

How do I say this person is a moron, without literally saying it?

[benjipwns]

Speaking of buttsex, last night I was talking with a Hollywood tv assistant who told me that the rape allegations against Bryan Singer are definitely bullshit, because he's a well-known bottom who has never had any interest in being a top. So it's very unlikely that he would ever anally penetrate anyone.

I would love to see this defense actually used in court.

[Tasty]

What if he gave the kid stiffy drugs then rode him while he was passed out?

[Shadow Mod]

That's like saying women can't rape because they're bottoms too.

[Himu]

Speaking of buttsex, last night I was talking with a Hollywood tv assistant who told me that the rape allegations against Bryan Singer are definitely bullshit, because he's a well-known bottom who has never had any interest in being a top. So it's very unlikely that he would ever anally penetrate anyone.

This is distinguished mentally-challenged. Rape is about making someone who doesn't want to have sex, have sex. It's more than possible to rape someone without ever penetrating them.

[Shadow Mod]

That's like saying women can't rape because they're bottoms too.

IIRC the allegations were specifically that he had anally raped the young man?

Also, apparently there are lots of people who can testify that Singer wasn't even in Hawaii at the time of the alleged incident.

But I did think the first defense was kind of funny.

One of them yes but this is a shit defense if the whole problem is coercing young people to fuck him. It doesn't matter who is bottom or top really.

[Pickles the Firecat]

That's like saying women can't rape because they're bottoms too.

There's a large portion of the world that would agree with that sentiment, unfortunately.

Also the idea that since he was a gay kid he was obviously super horny and wanted it.

[Tasty]

It'll all come out in the trial, unless he pays the guy off.

[benjipwns]

My focus is on how you would actually use this defense. Because I'm imagining all sorts of former partners for testimony, any video evidence, courtroom demonstrations, etc.

[Phoenix Dark]

lol @ Benji getting his ass handed to him by dax01.

[benjipwns]

lol wat, how so

The Bore isn't a cesspool of hate, it's a bunch of cuddly pushovers. Plus nudecacuser.

[benjipwns]

I think of you more like Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

[Shadow Mod]

Benji just post "please understand" and make your exit. You're not serious enough for them.

[Broseidon]

I am hate incarnate though.

[benjipwns]

Benji just post "please understand" and make your exit. You're not serious enough for them.

Nah, it's my fault. I'm the one who fucked up by being serious with APK, Squiddy, Piecake and co. (sans EV) in yesterdays discussion and actually seeing it through to the end. Should have played something other than Civ.

I'm the trespasser.

[Phoenix Dark]

lol @ Benji getting his ass handed to him by dax01.

Link? I don't believe Dax has ever won an argument.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111454762&postcount=10012

to be fair benji was trolling and got called out, now no one will take him seriously. I appreciate your posts breh, but as a fellow troll...you gotta have a 70/30 mixture of real shit/trolls.

[benjipwns]

I don't consider one blatantly sarcastic comment to be trolling. I don't really understand how I become a troll because somebody else who has participated in such sarcasm with me before loses it shortly after they've learned I'm an uninformed lunatic.

[thisismyusername]

Thisismyusername, get Parkinson's and die plz.

Struck a nerve there, did he?

[Shadow Mod]

Well it's a given you're going to show your ass, you have no pants.

[Tasty]

Don't worry benji, I'm sure the shadow mod will strike Dax down.

[Broseidon]

why did dax start posting in poligaf again

[nachobro]

a cesspool of hate? more like dax is a fucking moran.

[benjipwns]

Dax didn't do anything to me

She just has a negative view of The Bore, I disagree with it and think GAF is much more a simmering cauldron of passive aggressive hate than here. But she's free to have her opinion of here, there, everywhere, including a decent amount of the right ones on Star Trek.

I only took it up with East Lake because he was implying things I never said and taking stuff out of context off of here and somehow taking "entertaining" and "enlightening" to somehow mean "a waste" because apparently you're not allowed to acknowledge that politics just isn't that important or something to take seriously. But whatevs, I'm trespassing in their berg, they get to drive the culture.

[Plywood]

(Image removed from quote.)

This is way too cute.