Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

but really about kanye's tuxedo

[thisismyusername]

but really about kanye's tuxedo

Awful, right?

But the whole ceremony seemed to be a circus, so par for the course.

[Momo]

but really about kanye's tuxedo

What colour was it?

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114210757&postcount=377

[Tasty]

I enjoyed that movie. Best part was when kid-Michael clocks that kid in the face with a log or whatever. Legit shooked.

[jiji]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828607

I can't figure out what part of this is racially motivated and what part is just cell phone warriors doing their thing.

[Tasty]

The violence was nice and horrifying. Not a bad remake. Ending was tense as fuck.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828607

I can't figure out what part of this is racially motivated and what part is just cell phone warriors doing their thing.

well

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114230221&postcount=72

murked

[Great Rumbler]

Legit shooked.

[nudemacusers]

oh and rob zombie sux 

[Momo]

Friday the 13th, the NES game was my most legit shook F13th moment, ha next week is Friday the thirteenth, i know this cause it's close to my birthday :'(

[nudemacusers]

yeah it's not really worth it. snark and sarcasm require much less effort.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828607

I can't figure out what part of this is racially motivated and what part is just cell phone warriors doing their thing.

well

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114230221&postcount=72

murked

came to post this. gawd damn.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=114253150#post114253150

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=114253150#post114253150

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Strafer is a terrible poster

[nudemacusers]

Every time I click on a gaf social issues thread I know I'm going to see at least 1-3 paragraphs of royalan commentary

well it is weird when a gay black dude understands how to date straight white girls better than straight white men

[Your Stalker]

http://redd.it/26y6ed

[Himu]

[Phoenix Dark]

I...what? How does that work brehs 

When I work out I don't even feel my dick, unless I'm doing leg ups and have to reposition my privates.

[Pickles the Firecat]

finally an excuse to hit the abductor machine

[fistfulofmetal]

oh and rob zombie sux 

As a director, yeah, The Devil's Rejects was a fluke.

Lords of Salem has legitimately great direction. Just awful writing.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828838

what is it with nerd forums and the obsession with beards.

sure beards can look good but half the time i see something posted

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828838

what is it with nerd forums and the obsession with beards.

Same reason why they are obsessed with fedoras

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828838

what is it with nerd forums and the obsession with beards.

sure beards can look good but half the time i see something posted

their emotional development is stunted, so they flaunt physical development in hopes it makes boys look like men

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828838

what is it with nerd forums and the obsession with beards.

sure beards can look good but half the time i see something posted

Because they think it makes them manly.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828838

what is it with nerd forums and the obsession with beards.

sure beards can look good but half the time i see something posted

1. Laziness
2. Makes for a more "manly" appearance, pretty important if you're actually a child
3. No concept of what looks good on their face and doesn't

There are guys I think look so much better with full grown out stubble/beard but then they do something stupid like a have a soul patch, goatee or just generally don't manscape their beard.

[fistfulofmetal]

I like to stay clean shaven because i can't grow a fucking beard for shit.

[Himu]

Nothing worse than a guy who would look hot with stubble and he has this fucking long ass Santa Claus neckbeard.

[Shadow Mod]

Nothing worse than a guy who would look hot with stubble and he has this fucking long ass Santa Claus neckbeard.

Second would be the dude who looks hot with scruffiness but instead he rocks an awful soul patch, chin puff or goatee.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

[Himu]

Nothing worse than a guy who would look hot with stubble and he has this fucking long ass Santa Claus neckbeard.

Second would be the dude who looks hot with scruffiness but instead he rocks an awful soul patch, chin puff or goatee.

I can't believe a gay man would do this. JOHN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[Superstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

I love the new battle mode. Glad they did something different with it

[Himu]

Can we please talk more about George Clooney?



STUBBLE.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

I love the new battle mode. Glad they did something different with it

Kill yourself.

[Himu]

People still play mario kart?

[Tasty]

People still play mario kart?

It sold 10 mil on 3DS, you tell me.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

Well it is, Andy.

You're not buying it to play that mode, you're buying it to RACE. :/

[StealthFan]

ah yes the reminder that andrex is a disgusting nthing

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

Well it is, Andy.

You're not buying it to play that mode, you're buying it to RACE. :/

Racing is a secondary consideration when I buy a new Mario Kart.

[thisismyusername]

...

I... that... doesn't... compute...

[Tasty]

Is it "Mario Racing", motherfucker? No. It's Mario Kart.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=828877

I want to slap the shit out of everyone saying "battle mode is terrible who cares lol."

FIGHT ME IRL

Really had to hold back saying something stupidly bannable.

Well it is, Andy.

You're not buying it to play that mode, you're buying it to RACE. :/

Racing is a secondary consideration when I buy a new Mario Kart.

ME IRL:



YOU TURNED ME INTO A WHITE GIRL, ANDREX

[Tasty]

At least you're finally attractive to black men, now.

[Himu]

[nachobro]

battle mode is lame. mk8 is damn good though.

[thisismyusername]

Is it "Mario Racing", motherfucker? No. It's Mario Kart.

Mario Kart (Racing).

yourself, bitch.

"Kart" being short for "Go-Kart" which is a form of racing. "Go-Kart Racing" you taco. Not "Go-Kart Balloon Battle"

[Junpei the Tracer!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114294475&postcount=202

you gonna take that pd?

[Himu]

Given his weekend activities i'm pretty sure he can take anything.

[Oblivion]

To date, there's only been one good MK battle mode, and Nintendo axed it about 4 iterations ago.

[Tasty]

Is it "Mario Racing", motherfucker? No. It's Mario Kart.

Mario Kart (Racing).

yourself, bitch.

"Kart" being short for "Go-Kart" which is a form of racing. "Go-Kart Racing" you taco. Not "Go-Kart Balloon Battle"

When they made Super Mario Kart in 1992 they could have called it anything. But because it had racing and balloon battle they just called it "Mario Kart."

Suck a fuck, bitch.

[thisismyusername]

How exactly does one suck a fuck?

Ask Andy, he's the one that does it on weekends.

[Tasty]

Tuesday nights, actually.

[thisismyusername]

Tuesday nights, actually.

Wednesday is your day off, I take it.

[Tasty]

Hump day is sacred.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114294475&postcount=202

you gonna take that pd?

I said my peace

[thisismyusername]

Hump day is sacred.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114349876&postcount=1072

  supreme.

[etiolate]

I don't keep up with your hair salon gossip, but is Dax for real or what? Joke poster? Poe's law?

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114349876&postcount=1072

  supreme.

I don't know whether those numbers are right or not, but I would definitely not take numbers from HowLongToBeat as authoritative in the least.

[etiolate]

Someone needs to take that national review article, change the phrasing a bit, and stick it up on iflscience.com.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114349876&postcount=1072

  supreme.

I don't know whether those numbers are right or not, but I would definitely not take numbers from HowLongToBeat as authoritative in the least.

Those aside, I was more the fact that he won't play something because it's "exclusive" to another platform/service. Keep playing crap games intentionally because they're on Steam instead of other services, bro.