Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5477349 times)

Raban · « **Reply #34440 on:** June 03, 2014, 01:13:53 PM »

a little late but here's my steam stats

TF2 should be a lot longer cuz I'd started in the beta but that was on a previous account that got VAC banned for CS fuckery.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34441 on:** June 03, 2014, 01:13:55 PM »

Tasty Meat

Tasty · « **Reply #34442 on:** June 03, 2014, 01:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2014, 01:13:55 PM

Tasty Meat

My meat's the tastiest, yo

Your Stalker · « **Reply #34443 on:** June 03, 2014, 01:40:33 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #34444 on:** June 03, 2014, 02:46:22 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114535678&postcount=1004

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34445 on:** June 03, 2014, 02:55:57 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114575470&postcount=110

dude is building up an impressive resume of things he doesn't like or enjoy

king of the internet · « **Reply #34446 on:** June 03, 2014, 03:08:33 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 03, 2014, 02:55:57 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114575470&postcount=110

dude is building up an impressive resume of things he doesn't like or enjoy

Quickly becoming one of the more annoying people are the forum. $:-\$

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34447 on:** June 03, 2014, 03:09:48 PM »

It's probably because of his stroke.

Yulwei · « **Reply #34448 on:** June 03, 2014, 04:39:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114592882&postcount=108

excellent

StealthFan · « **Reply #34449 on:** June 03, 2014, 04:41:42 PM »

I pirate so many films/shows off this private tracker and don't watch them. I seriously have enough visual media for a fucking year if I get stranded on an island.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34450 on:** June 03, 2014, 05:22:17 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/was-at-a-6th-grade-basketball-game-today-and-both-teams-only-had-4-players.156795/

Yulwei · « **Reply #34451 on:** June 03, 2014, 05:33:30 PM »

Quote

I honestly went in there with the intent to not shoot and just set the kids up to score. But them nikkaz was down 23-4 after the 1st quarter. After that, I just started isolating and takin kids to the hoop.

:deadpos

Your Stalker · « **Reply #34452 on:** June 03, 2014, 05:40:10 PM »

that thread is a classic

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34453 on:** June 03, 2014, 05:42:10 PM »

I've played basketball with my little cousin and his friends, but I just helped out both teams and didn't really shoot. They're 5-7 years old so even the most minor shit impresses them, like making 3 point shots.

They asked me to dunk and I was like "I would but I'm afraid I'd break the rim guys..." They were like

in reality I was just hiding the fact that I can't dunk despite being 6'3

Shuri · « **Reply #34454 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:09:23 PM »

That story is awesome, haha

benjipwns · « **Reply #34455 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:12:32 PM »

Little kids are terrible at defending in the post, it's like at least double or something jeez

spoiler (click to show/hide)

role playing as Shaq against 9 year olds on 7.5 foot hoop

spoiler (click to show/hide)

They could probably destroy me now

[close]

Himu · « **Reply #34456 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:27:05 PM »

I would role play as Hakeem and do the dream shake.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #34457 on:** June 03, 2014, 08:00:57 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114628366&postcount=202

Quote

I particularly like the whole "you can't marry someone you just met" thing, because I have known WAAAAY too many people in my life who thought they should get married because they had one good date, and became convinced that they're in some kind of fairy tale romance. I know it's just one movie, but I appreciate that the message is out there.

archie4208 · « **Reply #34458 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:34:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114627814&postcount=34

I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread.

It was probably this, but still.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34459 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:38:31 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 03, 2014, 09:34:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114627814&postcount=34

Broseidon · « **Reply #34460 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:41:36 PM »

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #34461 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 03, 2014, 03:09:48 PM

It's probably because of his stroke.

Wait, what?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34462 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 03, 2014, 09:44:03 PM

there's no way that nowi post isn't a troll.

The "she's actually 1000 years old" part is the tell. People only use that line to mock loli fans. Actual loli fans don't use that as an excuse because they don't use excuses.

Rufus · « **Reply #34463 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:51:38 PM »

Gotta be sarcasm.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2014, 09:50:18 PM

Actual loli fans don't use that as an excuse because they don't use excuses.

Not even "it's only sexual because of your dirty mind", etc?

Yulwei · « **Reply #34464 on:** June 03, 2014, 09:52:02 PM »

most definitely

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34465 on:** June 03, 2014, 10:01:33 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on June 03, 2014, 09:51:38 PM

Gotta be sarcasm.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2014, 09:50:18 PM
Actual loli fans don't use that as an excuse because they don't use excuses.
Not even "it's only sexual because of your dirty mind", etc?

If you're far enough gone to admit to being a lolicon, you've prolly seen shit that's so depraved that there's no way to justify it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34466 on:** June 03, 2014, 10:11:57 PM »

It's ephebophilia, guys, totally different from pedophilia.

hampster · « **Reply #34467 on:** June 03, 2014, 10:27:32 PM »

Dumb gaffers poking fun at loli bullshit are going to get that adorable thread locked before RMS Gigantic gets a chance to post a tug boat picture

benjipwns · « **Reply #34468 on:** June 03, 2014, 10:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2014, 10:11:57 PM

It's ephebophilia, guys, totally different from pedophilia.

It's amazingly disturbing how much of society doesn't understand this. It really reminds you just how backwards we are as a people still.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34469 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:16:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114636283&postcount=137

Himu · « **Reply #34470 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:35:43 PM »

someone help me find the Beyoncé skin bleaching gif where she showers in that shit

benjipwns · « **Reply #34471 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:59:01 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830254

fizzel · « **Reply #34472 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 03, 2014, 11:35:43 PM

someone help me find the Beyoncé skin bleaching gif where she showers in that shit

that it?

Rufus · « **Reply #34473 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:16:53 AM »

Quote from: hampster on June 03, 2014, 10:27:32 PM

Dumb gaffers poking fun at loli bullshit are going to get that adorable thread locked before RMS Gigantic gets a chance to post a tug boat picture

Someone posted Missle already. Thread can die for all I care, it's done its job.

Himu · « **Reply #34474 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:56:52 AM »

Quote from: fizzel on June 04, 2014, 03:34:05 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 03, 2014, 11:35:43 PM
someone help me find the Beyoncé skin bleaching gif where she showers in that shit

(Image removed from quote.)

that it?

I'm talking about the one where she kicks a fire hydrant and puts bleach on it and has an orgasmic shower of skin lightening action.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34475 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:10:10 AM »

Has anyone encountered Frank Zappa on GAF? I don't recognize him, but according to the FB group, it's Fernanado Rocker. And he's been banned again. God bless whoever did it.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34476 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:26:51 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114694969&postcount=15

Quote from: Smiles and Cries

every time I see that U at the end I get excited

Himu · « **Reply #34477 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:37:28 AM »

It's because the U reminds him of Iwata's dick as he slowly shoves it into his drooling mouth.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34478 on:** June 04, 2014, 11:44:56 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 04, 2014, 10:26:51 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114694969&postcount=15

Quote from: Smiles and Cries
every time I see that U at the end I get excited

This is what makes fanboyism so hilarious. Dude gets excited about new game for a console that's several years dated with an oversized controller that's totally impractical for a fighting game just because it's branded by a company he decided to worship for some stupid reason.

Quote from: Esch on June 04, 2014, 10:36:34 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=830395

at this cyberheater poster going on a moron rampage

But we don't know the full story!!!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34479 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:03:00 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #34480 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:12:41 PM »

http://goo.gl/oEvxLA

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #34481 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 04, 2014, 11:44:56 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 04, 2014, 10:26:51 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114694969&postcount=15

Quote from: Smiles and Cries
every time I see that U at the end I get excited

This is what makes fanboyism so hilarious. Dude gets excited about new game for a console that's several years dated with an oversized controller that's totally impractical for a fighting game just because it's branded by a company he decided to worship for some stupid reason.

That LegendofHero or HeroOfLegend or whatever guy is the same way. Pretty funny.

king of the internet · « **Reply #34482 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2014, 12:03:00 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

I remember "her" account posting on behalf of him in various topics when he was banned. Like, oh Fernando is sitting by me right now and he can't believe this just happened!! But more importantly he was a fucking idiot and would have probably been banned regardless.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34483 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:23:11 PM »

So Fernando has a Dragona thing going on.

benjipwns · « **Reply #34484 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:27:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830548

Broseidon · « **Reply #34485 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:31:40 PM »

emote

king of the internet · « **Reply #34486 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:35:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2014, 12:23:11 PM

So Fernando has a Dragona thing going on.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=73557

It's interesting that "she" posted exactly like him. "She" even went into Media Create sales threads to champion Nintendo. I guess they were a good match!

This is just from the first page of it's post history and I got too lazy to link to all the examples from there:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29971564&highlight=#post29971564
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30106161&highlight=#post30106161
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32056424&highlight=#post32056424
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32056585&highlight=#post32056585
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32215426&highlight=#post32215426
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32256234&highlight=#post32256234

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #34487 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:46:25 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 04, 2014, 12:35:42 PM

I guess they were a good match!

They were! For, like, two years.

Yulwei · « **Reply #34488 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:47:00 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 04, 2014, 10:26:51 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=114694969&postcount=15

Quote from: Smiles and Cries
every time I see that U at the end I get excited

(Image removed from quote.)

it's like a cult

that "what if steve jobs would have revealed the Wii U" fanfic thread gave me a few chuckles

nachobro · « **Reply #34489 on:** June 04, 2014, 01:11:24 PM »

The U in DOA5U is for Ultimate, not Wii U. That poor dude gonna be disappointed.

Tasty · « **Reply #34490 on:** June 04, 2014, 01:11:32 PM »

Mr. Meeseeks avatar <3

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34491 on:** June 04, 2014, 01:34:42 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2014, 12:46:25 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on June 04, 2014, 12:35:42 PM
I guess they were a good match!

They were! For, like, two years.

He's a self professed devout Christian. Divorced after 2 years?

Lost his job, wife, and 3rd gaf account in the most dangerous city? How can no one believe this guy?

Yulwei · « **Reply #34492 on:** June 04, 2014, 02:49:59 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on June 04, 2014, 12:35:42 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 04, 2014, 12:23:11 PM
So Fernando has a Dragona thing going on.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=73557

It's interesting that "she" posted exactly like him. "She" even went into Media Create sales threads to champion Nintendo. I guess they were a good match!

This is just from the first page of it's post history and I got too lazy to link to all the examples from there:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=29971564&highlight=#post29971564
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30106161&highlight=#post30106161
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32056424&highlight=#post32056424
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32056585&highlight=#post32056585
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32215426&highlight=#post32215426
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32256234&highlight=#post32256234

wow that is fucking pathetic

TVC15 · « **Reply #34493 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:13:16 PM »

I was considering trolling that post on Facebook.

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #34494 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:15:38 PM »

I'm lowkey terrified that a series of horrible events will spiral my life into the same drain Fernando's is in.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34495 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Pickles the Firecat on June 04, 2014, 05:15:38 PM

I'm lowkey terrified that a series of horrible events will spiral my life into the same drain Fernando's is in.

Just don't make an alt and you'll be fine.

StealthFan · « **Reply #34496 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:22:43 PM »

Can't help but notice that despite his noble efforts to defend the honorable negro Angelus Errare only has mixed women in his avatars

Narag · « **Reply #34497 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:33:13 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34498 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:33:21 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830833

"I had to wait 45 minutes to get a job, fuck that shit, I got GAF to post on!"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34499 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:33:39 PM »

lol, damn you Narag!

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