Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5487851 times)

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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Remember when Dax was permabanned?  EviLore should have stuck to his decision.
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Rufus

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You've seen plenty of dick bro, though those aren't flaccid usually.

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I'll show mine if Himu shows us his 4 and a half inch clit.
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Continue with the 'he' stuff and the weird micro aggressions and expect me to take you off my ignore list and go medieval on your ass last time.

Keep pushing it. I will tear you apart.
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Alright, I apologize, I didn't think you'd be offended.
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I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

That's because you're uncircumcised, no offense. My dick looks fine. And yes I've seen good looking vaginas but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's like mushrooms. I love mushrooms, I eat them all the time...but they're kinda meh looking. I've put my lips to more vagina this year than any previously but that doesn't mean I think it's the best looking thing ever.
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I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

That's because you're uncircumcised, no offense. My dick looks fine. And yes I've seen good looking vaginas but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's like mushrooms. I love mushrooms, I eat them all the time...but they're kinda meh looking. I've put my lips to more vagina this year than any previously but that doesn't mean I think it's the best looking thing ever.

Should just have a special members* forum.

*yes I meant it that way too

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by comparison, how many times have you put your lips to a thick veiny cock head?
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Phoenix Dark

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I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

That's because you're uncircumcised, no offense. My dick looks fine. And yes I've seen good looking vaginas but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's like mushrooms. I love mushrooms, I eat them all the time...but they're kinda meh looking. I've put my lips to more vagina this year than any previously but that doesn't mean I think it's the best looking thing ever.

I AM circumcised. We've had this discussion before.

I do not obtain the pure bliss that is Shaka's johnson. That's a once in a century Arab torpedo right there.

Oh. Well my helmet is on point
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I'll probably show it to TVC if he's still alive in December.
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TVC15

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So is there a stereotype about arab dicks like there is for everyone else?
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My only flaw is I'm a bit bent, due to weaing briefs as a teen instead of boxers. But the bend lets me scrape the sugar walls more effectively than just going in/out straight.
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curved for her pleasure is a real thing. especially when you dig it in and out at an angle while she's tied to the bedpost with lambskin cuffs and sterling silver chain
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Just get shaka to whip it out if you feel homesick for the thread.

TVC15

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So is there a stereotype about arab dicks like there is for everyone else?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Arab+Penis

So does your apparently hideous penis fit the stereotype?
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I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

That's because you're uncircumcised, no offense.

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:-[

Imma gonna post a real bad dork irl story later, get hype Boreans.

A'ight y'all Marvel's on.

I no longer know if I still possess this skill, but for a period at least in my life I had the preternatural ability to recall national flags from memory with little effort. Pretty much any one, from an any place, from any time (in the modern era).

This isn't exactly something you broadcast... it's fucking weird. I remember once revealing it when I was young to a cousin while we were looking at some World Cup shit and they called me a fucking dweeb, which I was (and still am).

Anyways, one night I was drinking in bed with someone I was seeing at the time and we had an argument about a flag... it was the one that belonged to the Central American country their family was from and they had been to several times. I was right and they were wrong, but they had no reason to trust my position because they didn't know about my specific kind of recall, and let's be real, Imma fucking gringo talking about Central America. Neither one of us would back down so I eventually had to get out of bed, go over to Wikipedia, and provide visual confirmation that I was in fact right and they were wrong.

For whatever reason this impressed them... I remember I had gone out of my way to learn some of the slang expressions from the Spanish spoken in that particular country so maybe they thought I was really interested in them? Anyways, since they were impressed, I felt comfortable revealing the true extent of my ability by asking them to name countries whose flag I would then describe with complete accuracy, verified by visual Wikipedia confirmation.

With the utmost respect, this person could not exactly challenge me in this game, so I decided to make it more interesting by taking a shot after every flag I got right. This additional element did not change the fundamental problem of the game, so I basically kept taking shots until I blacked out and yakked all over my room. It was quite a sight when I came to the next morning (afternoon?).

The person I was seeing was a total saint about the whole thing, helped me clean up, wasn't weirded out by either the skill or my hyper-machismo stakes raising during the game, even kept dating me for some time after... IIRC I was the one who ended things.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=832573

This thread happens every year. Some dudes have actual serious snack plans for e3. Personally I only make snack plans when I'm anticipating a bout of depression.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=832573

This thread happens every year. Some dudes have actual serious snack plans for e3. Personally I only make snack plans when I'm anticipating a bout of depression.

The sheer number of inane  E3 threads is maddening.
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Superbowl for nerds.

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How are you guys spacing out your toilet breaks during E3?

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How are you guys spacing out your toilet breaks during E3?
"breaks" lol look at this E3 noob


Oblivion

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I'm using some of my vacation days to go to E3.  :'(

edit: though in my defense, E3 is probably the most exciting event I go to in a given year.

edit 2: actually, that's probably not much of a defense  :'( :'(
« Last Edit: June 07, 2014, 04:49:14 AM by Oblivion »

Vertigo

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I always have the mondays off so I get to see the full E3 circus from monday morning to the next day as the Sony conference is at 2.00am Tuesday over here in the UK.

It's a fun time, but this year I think the potential for meltdowns is even higher.

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I think dick is gross, but I've only ever seen my grotesque atrocity.

That's because you're uncircumcised, no offense. My dick looks fine. And yes I've seen good looking vaginas but I wouldn't call it amazing. It's like mushrooms. I love mushrooms, I eat them all the time...but they're kinda meh looking. I've put my lips to more vagina this year than any previously but that doesn't mean I think it's the best looking thing ever.

I AM circumcised. We've had this discussion before.

I do not obtain the pure bliss that is Shaka's johnson. That's a once in a century Arab torpedo right there.

Oh. Well my helmet is on point
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I'll probably show it to TVC if he's still alive in December.

:gurl If you're gonna show, just show it. Don't sit here and go "oh in the future" like Broseidon has done.

Wusses. :pacspit

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=832573 Ah, already posted.

Because we just needed to know what everyone is going to eat "during E3."  ::)

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How are you guys spacing out your toilet breaks during E3?

Poop sock
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I can't get excited for E3 any more.  Does this mean I'm getting old?  :fbm

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I can't get excited for E3 any more.  Does this mean I'm getting old?  :fbm

i can't get excited for e3 either, i mean what's the point? microsoft and sony just announces a bunch of boring shootang titles (destiny! halo! call of duty! battlefield!) that will probably be released on 2015 and be boring as fuck, and nintendo rehash the shit out of everything everytime to the point you can simply try to guess what games they are going to announce simply by crossing off IP that still aren't on the wii u (zelda,kirby, something mii related? i guess at least 3DS is harder, though last time they announced exactly 0 new 3ds games)

not to mention the amount of game that have been in development since FOREVER

metal gear solid v? 2012 trailer



FF15? 2012 trailer



Bayonetta 2? 2012 announcement



2013 at least had new console announcement this year we don't even have that
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How are you guys spacing out your toilet breaks during E3?

Everybody knows that all you need is an adult diaper and you're good to go all day.
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so how many months are you guys taking off of work to watch e3?

Have we had that thread yet because it's always entertaining.

Joe Molotov

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so how many months are you guys taking off of work to watch e3?

Have we had that thread yet because it's always entertaining.

I took the week off for E3. :smug

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Rufus

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Sigh. Wear glasses made for highschool girls, brehs.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115084855&postcount=204

 :holeup jesus fucking christ

I was scrolling thinking yeah this is stupid typical weeb shit but those glasses are kinda cute tbh.

Then I reached the bottom :fbm
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i was viewing it on mobile so i had the moment to contemplate who would be wearing them.

i was thinking a nerdy chick. then suddenly 35yearoldwhiteman.jpg


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I was scrolling thinking yeah this is stupid typical weeb shit but those glasses are kinda cute tbh.

Then I reached the bottom :fbm

Eh, it doesn't look that bad on him.  :goty2

Still wouldn't bang, though. :goty2

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you also think vaginas are ugly :ufup
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I hope Homura-senpai notices me. :uguu
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thisismyusername

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you also think vaginas are ugly :ufup

They are, though. :yeshrug Look past your lust for them to see.

And I said a majority. I can admit when ( :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw) One looks good but the vast majority I've seen are  :yuck Also: There, Wrath.

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lol I thought it might be that exact pic. Good taste I guess.
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lol I thought it might be that exact pic. Good taste I guess.

Shut up and show me your dick already, furry. :pacspit

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what kind of vaginas you gazing into breh
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115084855&postcount=204

 :holeup jesus fucking christ

Is it just me or has there been a flood of anime-girl avatar juniors in the last year or so?

Did someone from animegaf introduce their anime club to gaf or something?

Momo

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I dont think we're supposed to take a good hard stare at vaginas breh. I mean you either fuck it, finger it, lick it, suck it, rub it etc. It's not supposed to be a Rembrandt.

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ITT:

You guys are seriously actually legitly gay. :lol
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i always stare directly into the abyss of the vagina
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i always stare directly into the abyss of the vagina
you're gonna get pinkeye brah

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He who fights with homosexuals should look to it that he himself does not become a homosexual. And when you gaze long into a vagina the vagina also gazes into you.
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Why are the homosexuals so surprised they think vagina is not appealing? None of those pics did nothing for me, but I'm not going to say it's ugly or gross. I'm just not attracted to it. It's like all the gay guys here have a weird complex where they wish so fucking hard they could like pussy like on some,"WHY CAN'T I LIKE VAGINA?!" shit. Why are they so interested in gauging female attractiveness anyways? ??? They're not girls and they don't like girls. Shit confuses me. Just revel in dick. Who cares, you made it. :rejoice
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Kara

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Y'all is really hung up on genitalia.

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For real, Karakand.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115084855&postcount=204

 :holeup jesus fucking christ

Is it just me or has there been a flood of anime-girl avatar juniors in the last year or so?

Did someone from animegaf introduce their anime club to gaf or something?

What I don't get is that back in the day, we'd make sure high and low that any animu pantsu uguu fan was made fun or not taken seriously. See: any Jiggy thread. What has happened, gaf?!!? Also, speaking as an anime fan myself, it's almost as  if one small minority is now THE majority of anime fans. It makes no sense to me. I have no idea when it took place or what. When did this shit start to be okay?
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looks like that dude got an ass beating for his dumb girl glasses at least.

nvm it's just a gross skin condition.  :yuck

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I dont think we're supposed to take a good hard stare at vaginas breh. I mean you either fuck it, finger it, lick it, suck it, rub it etc. It's not supposed to be a Rembrandt.

I love seeing good looking vaginas. Something like Metart really serves that need for me.

Euro Vaginas :drool

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What I don't get is that back in the day, we'd make sure high and low that any animu pantsu uguu fan was made fun or not taken seriously. See: any Jiggy thread. What has happened, gaf?!!? Also, speaking as an anime fan myself, it's almost as  if one small minority is now THE majority of anime fans. It makes no sense to me. I have no idea when it took place or what. When did this shit start to be okay?


When you niccas started cosigning shit like k-on (Image removed from quote.)

I never did that. Do not lump me with them.
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