Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121444900&postcount=214

 

That ending. So masterful. Please publish a book someday, Jinny. 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

Consistent shit-poster, not surprised.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121444900&postcount=214

that last part

[Trent Dole]

Oh man, we need NEED somebody to make Dino Bore a reality.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

settin and hachi are making that thread kind of unbearable

edit: settin telling mumei to get the fuck out~~ wtf

[Kara]

settin and hachi are making that thread kind of unbearable

edit: settin telling mumei to get the fuck out~~ wtf

I liked that settin quadruple posted on page 4. Numerology brehs, it's demonic.

e: No one cares if you use 100 PPP on NeoGAF.

[jakefromstatefarm]

settin and hachi are making that thread kind of unbearable

edit: settin telling mumei to get the fuck out~~ wtf

I liked that settin quadruple posted on page 4. Numerology brehs, it's demonic.

e: No one cares if you use 100 PPP on NeoGAF.

He should've been banned just for not knowing how to multi-quote, marital anarchist dogma notwithtanding :smugkermit:

[meeb]

If the mods actually cared about threadshitting they'd ban the fuck out of conspiracy posters because nothing fucks up threads faster or more severely. But no we have hugbox "different viewpoint" liberal trash instead.

idk why anyone even takes GAF seriously let alone respects the mod. I mean, I suppose there's maybe 1 or 2 relatively sane moderators (Steve comes to mind), but outside of that; every single mod including Lore has some type of severe Mental Illness/BiPolar, Personality Disorder or is just plain emotionally stunted virgin (Mutes).

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

That's all that poster does. Posts absolute crap you can refute in like 2 seconds but keeps wanting to spew their faux-intellectual excrement.

[nachobro]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

[meeb]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

Lets just say Mutes and I are no longer vigins

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

That's all that poster does. Posts absolute crap you can refute in like 2 seconds but keeps wanting to spew their faux-intellectual excrement.

It is kind of infuriating how he basically shat all over adopted children and people that choose to adopt children.

[Shadow Mod]

It is kind of infuriating how he basically shat all over adopted children and people that choose to adopt children.

Yeah I posted about that.

Fuck people who treat adoptive parents/kids as different. It's not. You love your child, that's how it works.

[nudemacusers]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

sorry i missed you this weekend bb.

or, do you have a beard now? cuz i thought i saw you from across the room but didn't want to run you down. 

[Shadow Mod]

It would be if it wasn't true. Get a few beers into a white person over 50 and ask them about black people.

Oh god damnit with this shit.

[Kara]

That's all that poster does. Posts absolute crap you can refute in like 2 seconds but keeps wanting to spew their faux-intellectual excrement.

Using "late capitalism" is usually a (har har) red flag.

[nachobro]

sorry i missed you this weekend bb.

or, do you have a beard now? cuz i thought i saw you from across the room but didn't want to run you down. 

i do lol

i figured with the extra weight  i might as well add a beard and go full bear 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121502653&postcount=91

how to dodge a simple question by posting a paragraph of meandering wank 101

oh god i thought it was just me reading his posts in the one religion thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121510984&postcount=139

I like the cloaked insult at the end of that one.

[Kara]

It's an unusual experience to see a religious person talk in the language of a Cultural Marxist / neo-Marxist.

It reminds me of (some) libertarians talking about state monopoly capitalism (though not using that term specifically, obviously).

Or the way Eugene Debs would often use religious imagery.

[thisismyusername]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

Lets just say Mutes and I are no longer vigins

So you pity-fucked each other. Can I just be the first to say that no one cares?

[Momo]

As a Trekkie, I cant deny. I've talked about the validity of inconsequential trek shit at length like its earth changing events

[benjipwns]

It's an unusual experience to see a religious person talk in the language of a Cultural Marxist / neo-Marxist.

It reminds me of (some) libertarians talking about state monopoly capitalism (though not using that term specifically, obviously).

Or the way Eugene Debs would often use religious imagery.

I've thought for a while that we're pretty due for a Social Gospel revival that's even more anti-capitalism.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121485685&postcount=36

(Image removed from quote.) incredible. Trekkies are the most ultimate of ur-spergs

And all that, but TOS is still outdated and goofy as hell no matter what they say (Image removed from quote.)

I've never understood Trekkers who reject DS9.

(Especially one who is all over "The Defector" and "Yesterday's Enterprise."  )

Plus the "golden era" of TNG had a bunch of the writers who went to DS9 at the helm.

[Momo]

tit racks :'(

[nachobro]

DS9 is top tier. I like seeing what happens to Federation people when Earth isn't nearby, and what war is like. Also Jesus is real and he's black. TOS is next up cause damn there's some fine tit racks in that show.

[benjipwns]

I never thought the TOS was that utopian though, TNG definitely was, and sure TOS does a lot of "perfect stars, flawed guest of the week" type but TOS seemed to have a lot more "no real winners here" episodes about whoever the Enterprise visited. At least in the first season.

I guess I just liked the twist of DS9 forcing everyone to stay in place and face their consequences. Every other Trek has them in the middle of the Federation shuffling some diplomats, then the next week they're out on the edge of space with WEIRD ALIEN THING, and then they're staring down the Romulans/Klingons/Cardassians/etc. the next week.

DS9 was still pretty utopian. Garak and Quark and Nog and Odo could only knock the humans hubris so much. Even the Dominion War where billions upon billions died and tens of thousands of ships were lost only seemed like it was going on every other week. 

DS9 did do a lot to damage the "all aliens of a species aren't individuals" thing though that TNG started with Worf.

EDIT: Having recently been watching the TOS remastered and TNG remastered, the latter has a very distinct lack of tit racks. TOS's kinda surprising for a 1960s show at times. Didn't get tit racks like TOS until T'Pol had to decontaminate in the first episode of Enterprise.

[nachobro]

Lots of space racism in DS9 

Kinda trying to work through Enterprise but it's pretty terrible.

[benjipwns]

I've always liked Enterprise from more of a premise standpoint than execution. It gets a lot better but I always liked something about the early first season which had a slow pace and showed them encountering "mundane/everyday" things in space but being all excited as fuck about it or whatever. Also being totally outclassed and naive at times. Then it degrades into "how can we fit in more later Trek references? Ferengi? Borg?" before the Xindi arc saves it.

I like the sets and stuff quite a bit though, there's something about it feeling like I'd imagine a real deep space exploration ship instead of a space ocean liner.

The Temporal Civil War arc makes a lot more sense and I don't despise it as much after I read that interview where whoever said FUTURE GUY was actually going to be Archer trying to prevent something in the past but that it had derailed way too much from the original premise in the pilot.

EDIT: TOS is beyond hit and miss per episode. It's almost Voyager like in that respect. A lot of the more bottle shows set just on the Enterprise work better, not just because it helps hide the shitty planet sets and stuff. 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.hecklerspray.com/the-26-hottest-star-trek-babes/200816466.php

i would have voted tng originally but there is some prime trim in tos

[Momo]

15. B’elanna Torres (Roxann Dawson)
14. Beverly Crusher (Gates Macfadden)




 

[Momo]

Ezri Dax (Nicole de Boer)
Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)
Ensign Robin Lefler (Ashley Judd)
Hoshi Sato (Linda Park)
Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell)
T’Pol (Jolene Blalock)
Seven of 9 (Jeri Ryan)

 

[nudemacusers]

ok question some of the list fine but talk shit about my milf doctor momma beverly and imma go full cholo on somebody

leah brahms looks like she should be voicing louise belcher real talk

[Momo]

ok question some of the list fine but talk shit about my milf doctor momma beverly and imma go full cholo on somebody

 


I want to unlike this post


 

[nudemacusers]

oh man now i'm thinking of a four way vaseline-lensed kiss in soft lighting with deanna, beverly, that old admiral chick that picard wanted to dig out, and that chick ashley judd played

[benjipwns]

Fair enough. I recall things like Section 31 being a rage inducer for various trekkies though (the federation would never do this!!! ).

Yeah, people dislike Undiscovered Country for the same reason.

But they forget shit like this:
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Enterprise_Incident_(episode)
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/A_Private_Little_War_(episode)

There's a good number of instances in TNG and DS9 pre-Section 31 where Starfleet is doing things like Section 31 does only less clandestine. Hell, one of the most famous TNG episodes "Chain of Command" has Picard, Beverly and Worf going on a black ops mission.

[benjipwns]

Beverly got better looking as the show went on, Troi too in some ways. Even into the movies. Though Troi fell off quite a bit more than Beverly after those ended.

T'Pol's much hotter than Seven, dat drug addiction and vulnerability being cast from her people. Plus all the repressed emotions. 

[Momo]

Beverly got better looking as the show went on, Troi too in some ways. Even into the movies. Though Troi fell off quite a bit more than Beverly after those ended.

T'Pol's much hotter than Seven, dat drug addiction and vulnerability being cast from her people. Plus all the repressed emotions. 

It's their hairstyles, as those evolved they got hotter

[nudemacusers]

Beverly got better looking as the show went on, Troi too in some ways. Even into the movies. Though Troi fell off quite a bit more than Beverly after those ended.

nah breh. would smash infinitely.

[benjipwns]

(Image removed from quote.)

nah breh. would smash infinitely.

[nudemacusers]

not sure if that was meant to dissuade me cuz it did the opposite.

[benjipwns]

naw man, just lookin out for a Borito

seeing her in interviews has always really stuck it to how much they hid her on the show, she's pretty much at Frakes level but hell if Troi ever got to do anything fun

[nudemacusers]

older chick with giant bazooms = ^

[benjipwns]

Enterprise's greatest scene:


lmao that somebody made this: http://www.jetclover.com/shadylady/TripAndTPolCollage.jpg 

[benjipwns]

Empress Hoshi 

[nudemacusers]

what is scott thompson doing kissin on girls 

[benjipwns]

Can't forget Intendent Kira and how she wanted to fuck "herself":

[benjipwns]

They also forgot Leeta smh:




From the related:

 

Also, video title close to being true:


DS9 

[Kara]

[Kara]

a Ferengi reading Marx.

[benjipwns]

There was that episode where The Prophets changed the Grand Nagus to setup charities and give away wealth. 

Prophets?

Also this:



Although my favorite Ferengi/Nog plot was when Nog was trading everything on the station:

[StealthFan]

stfu about star trek you spics

[Momo]

stfu about star trek you spics

I wont stand for this spiggoty

[WanderingWind]

As a user, Chrome is neato. As somebody making a web page story, Chrome can eat a Momo. Fucking thing looks great in FF, Opera and even IE, but a simple stupid fucking HTML5 video embed won't fucking format right and goddamn stupid control bar won't stay hidden even though it's set to hidden in the goddamn code.

GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Atramental]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

Lets just say Mutes and I are no longer vigins

Don't leave us hanging. Deets?

[Momo]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

Lets just say Mutes and I are no longer vigins

Don't leave us hanging. Deets?

Why would you want to know this?

[Atramental]

I'm a creep.

[thisismyusername]

As a user, Chrome is neato. As somebody making a web page story, Chrome can eat a Momo. Fucking thing looks great in FF, Opera and even IE, but a simple stupid fucking HTML5 video embed won't fucking format right and goddamn stupid control bar won't stay hidden even though it's set to hidden in the goddamn code.

GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm still waiting for Andy to port Super Ignore (and ONLY Super Ignore) to Firefox. :'(

[king of the internet]

Uh I'm pretty sure Mutes isn't a virgin.

Lets just say Mutes and I are no longer vigins

Don't leave us hanging. Deets?

How many seconds did it last?  Did he cry afterwards? 

[Tasty]

I've always wondered this. Is crying after sex a real thing?

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[close]

[king of the internet]

I've always wondered this. Is crying after sex a real thing?

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[close]

Yes. And it's awkward as fuck. 

FTR I'm not referring to myself crying. The only thing I feel after sex is emptiness. 

[Tasty]

Seems counter intuitive to me.