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Himu

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POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« on: March 07, 2013, 04:01:12 PM »
I need cock.

No work today, so I decided to drink a bottle of wine to down my depression.

I need dick.

I'm going to the gay club tonight, even though I don't want to, because I'M NOT GAY, but I definitely plan on getting fucked tonight.

WHO ELSE NEEDS DICK?!
IYKYK

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 04:02:05 PM »
Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 04:02:38 PM »
Im more on the dick supplying to vagina end of spectrum of things.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 04:03:32 PM »
THICK, VEINY DICK. :drool DOING KEGELS   :mouf
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 04:05:30 PM »
Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.

TELL IT
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benjipwns

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 04:05:44 PM »
« Last Edit: March 07, 2013, 04:42:27 PM by benjipwns »

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 04:07:18 PM »
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

Totally hetero imho for himu, but could be kind of gay for he guy.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 04:07:41 PM »
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

YES. It is!

Guy on guy is gross to me and makes me feel sick

 :'(
IYKYK

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 04:09:46 PM »
Himu i almost once got it on with a cheeseburger by accident and she was a total lady not a dude I support you 100%

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 04:10:53 PM »
I'm not using mine, you could borrow it if you'd like.

Pringo

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 04:11:12 PM »
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?


Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 04:14:46 PM »
CLASH BATTLE:

favorite part of gay clubs: going to the restroom urinal and being surrounded by HOT DICK or putting cash in the strippers briefs and feel up his cock

I also like how so many men try to court me at gay clubs but it's as a man and it's GROSS :maf but the sex :drool
IYKYK

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 04:17:16 PM »
You're a beautiful butterfly hun

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
you're so supportive! and i'm so drunk!
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 04:21:04 PM »
Gay men are not attracted to women. So I'll have to go to the TG club and meet a chaser. Hopefully he's not with a wife like a lot of the girls tell me there. I just want a man who accepts me. :(

last time i went to the tg club i was invited into a threesome and some guy massaged my tits. made me mad uncomfortable so I left.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2013, 04:47:50 PM »
Me.

I got a headache too.

Orgasms help.
I'll volunteer--wait you expect an orgasm. Nevermind.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2013, 05:17:16 PM »
Interesting philosophical question: If you (a transitioning mtf) gets butt plunged by some gay guy, is that on some level hetero (because you're a girl, by your own estimation)?

YES. It is!

Guy on guy is gross to me and makes me feel sick

 :'(
So intolerant
 :ufup
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2013, 05:19:55 PM »
I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked, I was mostly there to see Aeroplane and James Zabiela and Shinichi Osawa who didn't even show up :( ). I think my friend and I were the only straight people there.
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Verdigris Murder

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POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2013, 05:22:32 PM »
Dude, just get really drunk, put on a nice dress and lurk around your nearest underpass or bus terminal at night.
For science.
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Beezy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2013, 05:29:42 PM »

Fifstar

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2013, 05:47:14 PM »
I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked,

Tststs

Great band, even if only the dancers are really live at their shows.


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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2013, 06:27:28 PM »
this thread.. this thread....

Robo

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2013, 06:51:04 PM »
Need some dick here; my PM box has tons of space.  Thanks in advance!
obo

hampster

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2013, 07:19:09 PM »
For me masturbating with a headache only makes the headache worse :'(
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Beezy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2013, 07:32:52 PM »
this thread.. this thread....
...is terrible?

Eli Gulgin

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2013, 07:39:37 PM »
this thread.. this thread....
...is terrible?

...needs more dick.

BlackMage

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2013, 07:52:39 PM »
Who wants it?
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Robo

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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2013, 07:58:04 PM »
For me masturbating with a headache only makes the headache worse :'(

It goes away in the short term, but you pay dearly for that temporary relief immediately after you spurt.
obo

Cormacaroni

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2013, 08:27:34 PM »
never read a convincing explanation for why you feel great after sex but horrible after beating off (at least, I do - headache, crankiness, fatigue out of all proportion to the physical exertion)

still worth it of course but i remain curious
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2013, 08:32:23 PM »
This thread makes me kind of sad... mainly because I'm incapable of just going somewhere and picking up a straight chick for meaningless sex.

Well, "incapable" is probably a strong qualifier.  "Not very good at" is better I suppose.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2013, 08:32:37 PM »
never read a convincing explanation for why you feel great after sex but horrible after beating off (at least, I do - headache, crankiness, fatigue out of all proportion to the physical exertion)

still worth it of course but i remain curious

I feel self-loathing either way.

Flannel Boy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2013, 08:47:18 PM »
This thread makes me kind of sad... mainly because I'm incapable of just going somewhere.
end of the sentence for me.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2013, 09:09:38 PM »
I'm still drunk. :( and after eating dinner I'm still going!
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tiesto

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2013, 09:43:42 PM »
I've never been to a gay club but I did go to a party headlined by Hercules and Love Affair (they sucked,

Tststs

Great band, even if only the dancers are really live at their shows.



I am a fan of "Blind" and "You Belong", but the performance was pretty disappointing.. they had Nomi Ruiz (whom I normally like) do the singing but something sounded very off with the acoustics, turning the vocals into a giant sludge... and the backing music all sounded extremely samey. So maybe not "they sucked", just that I expected much more. Aeroplane and Zabs killed it though (and got to shake Zabs hand at the end), so I'm glad I went.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2013, 10:13:14 PM »
What the fuck Tiesto. This thread is about throbbing hard cock!
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2013, 10:14:28 PM »
I got mad dick yesterday, and I was a much better person to be around today.

My co-workers were MUCH appreciative.
(|)

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2013, 10:16:01 PM »
I'm so happy for you! Now it is my turn!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2013, 10:32:16 PM »
Do you wear a wig to the TG bar, also how do the guys there know you're TG
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tiesto

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2013, 10:36:50 PM »
What the fuck Tiesto. This thread is about throbbing hard cock!

Nomi Ruiz has a throbbing hard cheeseburger cock though!!

^_^

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2013, 10:38:29 PM »
I do not wear a wig to the tg bar. They don't know. I was talking to this one trans girl and said I was trans too and just came from the tg center around the corner and asked when they'll be open. Then she started flirting with me and shit and started grinding on my pants and then felt my boobs up. She invited me to a threesome with some guy and told him to feel my chest. "They're real!" She said to wait up, she was going to the restroom. I took this as my chance to leave. I hate that club, it is incredibly trashy and mostly for cross dressers and diva queens.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2013, 10:44:20 PM »
Lot of people needing dick in this forum, looks like.
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BlackMage

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2013, 10:47:06 PM »
I do not wear a wig to the tg bar. They don't know. I was talking to this one trans girl and said I was trans too and just came from the tg center around the corner and asked when they'll be open. Then she started flirting with me and shit and started grinding on my pants and then felt my boobs up. She invited me to a threesome with some guy and told him to feel my chest. "They're real!" She said to wait up, she was going to the restroom. I took this as my chance to leave. I hate that club, it is incredibly trashy and mostly for cross dressers and diva queens.

wait.. what have i missed since i've been gone?  ???
UNF

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2013, 12:00:34 AM »
I've been think about going to a gay club, just for the experience of it but I'm somewhat scared to go a club by myself. Also while the possibility of getting laid is nice, random sex with someone I just met is :-\.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2013, 12:05:10 AM »
I've been think about going to a gay club, just for the experience of it but I'm somewhat scared to go a club by myself. Also while the possibility of getting laid is nice, random sex with someone I just met is :-\.

WIMP.

Do it! If you don't want sex you have to do it. Just exchange numbers like always.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2013, 12:40:55 AM »
jesus christ dude, way to be ALL UP IN ALL YALL FACE. BETCH. tis not necessary you literal raging homo.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2013, 12:56:18 AM »
I want Junpei-chan out of her shell. Fuck you :maf
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2013, 01:10:19 AM »
I got mad dick yesterday, and I was a much better person to be around today.

My co-workers were MUCH appreciative.

:lol at "mad dick." We need a new emoticon.

nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2013, 01:13:27 AM »
I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Beezy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2013, 01:19:38 AM »
jesus christ dude, way to be ALL UP IN ALL YALL FACE. BETCH. tis not necessary you literal raging homo.
I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time  :'( :'( :'( :'(
:rofl

Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM »
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
 :pachah
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Huff

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POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2013, 01:23:20 AM »
I gave my wife some dick this morning. But where is my dick? 5 years of this marriage and not even one time  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Drop everything and give your wife what she wants!

That'a marriage right?
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nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2013, 01:23:31 AM »
I bet tupac has taken a few dicks in his time.
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Himu

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« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2013, 01:31:16 AM »
Tupac was a total bottom
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2013, 01:33:56 AM »
I don't tolerate blasphemy aimed at the GOAT
:pacspit
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nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2013, 01:35:10 AM »
i bet biggie played with his nips while he jammed his big poppa into him.
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Himu

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« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2013, 01:35:33 AM »
You're right Pac was the Gayest Of All Time.
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« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2013, 01:45:59 AM »
If he wasn't gay, he probably wouldn't have been raped in prison.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2013, 01:46:05 AM »

:fbm

ok he sounds a bit wilde mango here but Pac was always a chameleon. He was just displaying his range  :wow
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2013, 01:52:46 AM »
The GOAT got butt reamed by thick veiny cock PD. That makes him even better.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2013, 01:54:34 AM »
Biggie and Pac had relations?  :-X