Author Topic: POST IF YOU NEED DICK (Read 11908 times)

Himu · « **Reply #60 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:07:06 AM »

Ended up meeting this really cute guy at a club. He is andro and femme. He was wearing eyeliner, mascara, had on tight girl jeans, and these cute uggs (something I never say). Also, had the longest and pretty braids ever. I love his hair. I am extremely attracted to him. We hit it off, and exchanged numbers. Probably won't turn into anything but he is so cool. We went to a drag show at that trashy place I talked about and had some beers while we watched his friend to her thing. Jesus Christ he's so pretty.

Himu · « **Reply #61 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:13:19 AM »

He is the hot guy in red next to me. The person dancing is his friend

Beezy · « **Reply #62 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:22:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM

Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #63 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM »

Dicks are overrated.

Yeti · « **Reply #64 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:35:14 AM »

Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?

Himu · « **Reply #65 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:03:09 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on March 08, 2013, 02:35:14 AM

Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?

Sure why not

nudemacusers · « **Reply #66 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM

Dicks are overrated.

fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

Himu · « **Reply #67 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:13:42 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM

Dicks are overrated.

Ban this filth.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #68 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:27:28 AM »

are you still dick hungry himu or has the moment passed?

Himu · « **Reply #69 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:33:26 AM »

I'm still dick hungry but meeting a cool person made the night worth it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #70 on:** March 08, 2013, 09:28:50 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM

Dicks are overrated.

Reported

My wife is out of town all weekend. Now I have all this dick laying around and no place to put it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #71 on:** March 08, 2013, 10:15:14 AM »

There are plenty of people here willing to help

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:41:16 AM »

Or maybe he is and it is a secret plot!!!

Himu · « **Reply #73 on:** March 08, 2013, 01:24:58 PM »

Rejected.

He's not interested.

I'm rarely interested in dating guys but he was a total exception. Oh well but it makes it sting even more. Can't stand manly manly I'm trying to be hard men, so a guy like that really rocks my world. Sucks nothing will come of it but at least I had a good night.

May break that paleo diet for some ice cream tonight cuz of this.

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** March 08, 2013, 01:30:26 PM »

Fuck it. I need more clothes. Getting girl pants during lunch break. That will make me feel better.

BlackMage · « **Reply #75 on:** March 08, 2013, 01:50:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM

Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

'

Me too!

tiesto · « **Reply #76 on:** March 08, 2013, 01:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM

Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

What about Methodis?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #77 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:01:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 08, 2013, 01:52:58 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:22:31 AM
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
:pachah

What about Methodis?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #78 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on March 08, 2013, 02:03:41 PM

by niccas he means niccas.

nice subtle jab at stoney tho

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #79 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:19:38 PM »

This thread

Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #80 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:20:42 PM »

:crazybron

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:29:28 PM »

This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo. Since when is a nicca considered a man only?

Himu · « **Reply #82 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 08, 2013, 02:19:38 PM

This thread Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?

I think I got NOTHING zoned. I don't know we will see.

bork · « **Reply #83 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 02:29:28 PM

This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo.

Damn himu, I didn't know you were such a big fan.

Himu · « **Reply #84 on:** March 08, 2013, 02:44:40 PM »

Heading to the thrift shop.

Cue the song.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #85 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #86 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:15:18 PM »

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #87 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:15:20 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

Because in his mind, he's not a man.

Himu · « **Reply #88 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:39:21 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

When I transition getting laid will be harder. No one wants to be with a transwoman, particularly men. So I need to get dick before that happens.

brob · « **Reply #89 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »

would you mind gettin with a dude who had a trans fetish? I only one dude who's in a relationship with a transwoman and he has always had a massive boner for chicks with dicks porn.

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:50:39 PM »

If he treats me like a person and not an object with a dick sure. But he will full well know that no man is touching my bottom parts.

brob · « **Reply #91 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:54:45 PM »

You mean your genitals? Are you gonna have surgery to get a vagina, or is your crotch gonna be a perpetual no-fly zone? Wouldn't that make your sex life a bit lopsided?

Himu · « **Reply #92 on:** March 08, 2013, 03:58:52 PM »

I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.

Beezy · « **Reply #93 on:** March 08, 2013, 08:54:06 PM »

I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.

Himu · « **Reply #94 on:** March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM »

I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again. He said NO NO that he works at the airport and that he wants to see me again. Omg

instant nip erection.

Atramental · « **Reply #95 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:10:39 PM »

TMI.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #96 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:23:17 PM »

Wait, you don't want guys touching your bottom parts? So you are a lesbian who bangs guys in the butt?
:owoah

Himu · « **Reply #97 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM »

I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #98 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM

I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM

I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:40:49 PM »

I didn't mean to do that! :sadbron

Himu · « **Reply #101 on:** March 08, 2013, 11:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.

Himu · « **Reply #102 on:** March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM »

Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** March 09, 2013, 12:32:29 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 08, 2013, 11:38:53 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.

He's still messaging me

Himu · « **Reply #104 on:** March 09, 2013, 12:39:43 AM »

Next Wednesday

Getting my ears pierced tomorrow to celebrate! :babylawd

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #105 on:** March 09, 2013, 10:43:40 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM

Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #106 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:07:57 PM »

Hard to be passive while wearing a strap-on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #107 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:22:44 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 09, 2013, 10:43:40 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM
Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.

:orly

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #108 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:26:12 PM »

For the most it is true.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #109 on:** March 09, 2013, 11:45:30 PM »

^ Epic poster

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #110 on:** March 10, 2013, 12:32:02 AM »

Why thank you!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #111 on:** March 10, 2013, 12:34:43 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 08, 2013, 08:54:06 PM

I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.

You and me both!

It's like I just stepped into a chatroom from my Aol days.

Kim Kardashians Butt · « **Reply #112 on:** March 10, 2013, 12:37:42 AM »

Wouldn't it just be nice for that Homoru guy to just make a new account and not have to be asked/reply to/answer/talk about awkward transsexual stuff? That is of course unless assholes out him! :3

chronovore · « **Reply #113 on:** March 10, 2013, 08:23:11 AM »

It wouldn't last; we out each other all the time here, with a couple of very rare exceptions.

And we're sometimes preempted by the new account posting in such an unmistakably similar style that they are discovered by all. Kosma, Jinfash, and Glen Shinobi are instances of this.

In Himumu's case, it would be the latter.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #114 on:** March 10, 2013, 10:03:18 AM »

Himuro seems to be in some kind of manic phase the past few days. I hope he gets out of it soon.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #115 on:** March 11, 2013, 06:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 08, 2013, 03:15:20 PM

Because in his mind, he's not a man.

Well, yes. But I mean: If you are grossed out having sex with a man as a "woman" why would you do it when you transition? I dunno how to word that to where it doesn't seem stupid but that's what I mean... if you're having problems with it as one sex, it doesn't seem like the other will work to me?

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 03:58:52 PM

I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.

See, that's what I don't understand. You're having sex with men but it's a "no fly" zone for you as another man?

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:42:24 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.

Except you said you don't want to be penetrated? $:-\$ That's what is throwing me (and others) off.

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Author Topic: POST IF YOU NEED DICK (Read 11908 times)