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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2013, 02:07:06 AM »
Ended up meeting this really cute guy at a club. He is andro and femme. He was wearing eyeliner, mascara, had on tight girl jeans, and these cute uggs (something I never say). Also, had the longest and pretty braids ever. I love his hair. I am extremely attracted to him. We hit it off, and exchanged numbers. Probably won't turn into anything but he is so cool. We went to a drag show at that trashy place I talked about and had some beers while we watched his friend to her thing. Jesus Christ he's so pretty. :heartbeat
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2013, 02:13:19 AM »
He is the hot guy in red next to me. The person dancing is his friend :lol

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Beezy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2013, 02:22:17 AM »
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
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Shaka Khan

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2013, 02:29:11 AM »
Dicks are overrated.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2013, 02:35:14 AM »
Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2013, 03:03:09 AM »
Himu would you date another trans person? And would you consider yourselves to be lesbians?

Sure why not
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nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2013, 03:09:54 AM »
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2013, 03:13:42 AM »
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nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #68 on: March 08, 2013, 03:27:28 AM »
are you still dick hungry himu or has the moment passed?
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2013, 03:33:26 AM »
I'm still dick hungry but meeting a cool person made the night worth it. :heart
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Brehvolution

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2013, 09:28:50 AM »
Dicks are overrated.

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My wife is out of town all weekend. Now I have all this dick laying around and no place to put it.  :(
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nudemacusers

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2013, 10:15:14 AM »
There are plenty of people here willing to help
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2013, 11:41:16 AM »
Or maybe he is and it is a secret plot!!!
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2013, 01:24:58 PM »
Rejected. :fbm

He's not interested. :fbm

I'm rarely interested in dating guys but he was a total exception. Oh well but it makes it sting even more. Can't stand manly manly I'm trying to be hard men, so a guy like that really rocks my world. Sucks nothing will come of it but at least I had a good night.

May break that paleo diet for some ice cream tonight cuz of this.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2013, 01:30:26 PM »
Fuck it. I need more clothes. Getting girl pants during lunch break. That will make me feel better.  :rejoice
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BlackMage

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2013, 01:50:41 PM »
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
 :pachah
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Me too!
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tiesto

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2013, 01:52:58 PM »
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
 :pachah

What about Methodis?
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Human Snorenado

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2013, 02:01:24 PM »
Beezy, we're the last real niccas left
 :pachah

What about Methodis?

 :jawalrus
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2013, 02:11:41 PM »
by niccas he means niccas.

nice subtle jab at stoney tho :heh
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2013, 02:19:38 PM »
This thread  :lol Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2013, 02:20:42 PM »
 :crazybron
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2013, 02:29:28 PM »
This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo. Since when is a nicca considered a man only?
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2013, 02:30:33 PM »
This thread  :lol Why would someone exchange numbers with you in a club setting if they aren't interested? Did you get friend zoned or something?

I think I got NOTHING zoned. I don't know we will see. :fbm
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2013, 02:31:05 PM »
This thread is for DICK LOVERS ONLY. If you don't love dick do us a favor and gtfo.



Damn himu, I didn't know you were such a big fan.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2013, 02:44:40 PM »
Heading to the thrift shop.

Cue the song.
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thisismyusername

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2013, 03:13:19 PM »
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2013, 03:15:18 PM »
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Human Snorenado

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2013, 03:15:20 PM »
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

Because in his mind, he's not a man.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2013, 03:39:21 PM »
Dicks are overrated.
fuck you my dick is great and i love it.

I'm gonna need to see the receipts.

@Himu: Be honest, if you think man-man is gross... why do you do it while you're transitioning? That's something I don't completely understand. You want dick but you don't want dick as a man?

When I transition getting laid will be harder. No one wants to be with a transwoman, particularly men. So I need to get dick before that happens.
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brob

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
would you mind gettin with a dude who had a trans fetish? I only one dude who's in a relationship with a transwoman and he has always had a massive boner for chicks with dicks porn.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2013, 03:50:39 PM »
If he treats me like a person and not an object with a dick sure. But he will full well know that no man is touching my bottom parts.
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brob

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2013, 03:54:45 PM »
You mean your genitals? Are you gonna have surgery to get a vagina, or is your crotch gonna be a perpetual no-fly zone? Wouldn't that make your sex life a bit lopsided?

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2013, 03:58:52 PM »
I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 04:01:29 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Beezy

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2013, 08:54:06 PM »
I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.

Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2013, 10:52:59 PM »
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again. He said NO NO that he works at the airport and that he wants to see me again. Omg :gladbron instant nip erection. :gladbron
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Atramental

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2013, 11:10:39 PM »
TMI. :gurl

Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2013, 11:23:17 PM »
Wait, you don't want guys touching your bottom parts? So you are a lesbian who bangs guys in the butt?
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2013, 11:32:40 PM »
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?
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Shaka Khan

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2013, 11:38:53 PM »
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2013, 11:39:46 PM »
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #100 on: March 08, 2013, 11:40:49 PM »
I didn't mean to do that!  :sadbron
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #101 on: March 08, 2013, 11:42:24 PM »
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #102 on: March 09, 2013, 12:00:03 AM »
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #103 on: March 09, 2013, 12:32:29 AM »
I texted that guy because I hate hiding emotions. I told him that I realize he's not interested and that it is okay and that I will not text him again.

Never do this again, sister. Whether you hate hiding emotions or not. It just makes you look like "too much work/baggage" and scare the shit off of people.

He's still messaging me 8)
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Himu

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #104 on: March 09, 2013, 12:39:43 AM »
Next Wednesday  :rejoice

Getting my ears pierced tomorrow to celebrate! :babylawd
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #105 on: March 09, 2013, 10:43:40 PM »
Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.
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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #106 on: March 09, 2013, 11:07:57 PM »
Hard to be passive while wearing a strap-on.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #107 on: March 09, 2013, 11:22:44 PM »
Zephyr is GAY.

PD: reading material

http://www.tsgirlfriend.com/sex-with-a-transsexual-woman.html

That article is slightly offensive with the stereotype of women being nothing but passive in bed.
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Kim Kardashians Butt

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #108 on: March 09, 2013, 11:26:12 PM »
For the most it is true.

Shaka Khan

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POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #109 on: March 09, 2013, 11:45:30 PM »
^ Epic poster
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Kim Kardashians Butt

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #110 on: March 10, 2013, 12:32:02 AM »
Why thank you!

G The Resurrected

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #111 on: March 10, 2013, 12:34:43 AM »
I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to understand any of this.

You and me both!

It's like I just stepped into a chatroom from my Aol days.

Kim Kardashians Butt

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« Reply #112 on: March 10, 2013, 12:37:42 AM »
Wouldn't it just be nice for that Homoru guy to just make a new account and not have to be asked/reply to/answer/talk about awkward transsexual stuff? That is of course unless assholes out him! :3

chronovore

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« Reply #113 on: March 10, 2013, 08:23:11 AM »
It wouldn't last; we out each other all the time here, with a couple of very rare exceptions.

And we're sometimes preempted by the new account posting in such an unmistakably similar style that they are discovered by all. Kosma, Jinfash, and Glen Shinobi are instances of this.

In Himumu's case, it would be the latter.

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #114 on: March 10, 2013, 10:03:18 AM »
Himuro seems to be in some kind of manic phase the past few days.  I hope he gets out of it soon.
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thisismyusername

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Re: POST IF YOU NEED DICK
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2013, 06:39:50 PM »
Because in his mind, he's not a man.

Well, yes. But I mean: If you are grossed out having sex with a man as a "woman" why would you do it when you transition? I dunno how to word that to where it doesn't seem stupid but that's what I mean... if you're having problems with it as one sex, it doesn't seem like the other will work to me?

I am not interested in surgery I am open to it and and a guy touching my parts. It depends. I wouldnt say it is lopsided at all unless he is really into cock.

See, that's what I don't understand. You're having sex with men but it's a "no fly" zone for you as another man?
I don't want to penetrate men either. But I could be convinced if he's sly.

Who said anything about lesbians?

I'm confused. You don't want to bang and you don't want to get banged. So what do you do?

I want to be banged. I don't want to bang. I don't want a guy with his mouth on my penis it is a turn off. I don't want to fuck a guy in the ass, it is a turn off.

Except you said you don't want to be penetrated?  :-\ That's what is throwing me (and others) off.