Author Topic: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that. (Read 60280 times)

fizzel · « **Reply #300 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:24:23 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 29, 2013, 09:16:22 PM

He's pro motion-blur as well? Gross.

ho ho ho fuck, that reminds me...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24800949&postcount=665

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13442126&postcount=321

TR:U 360 was bestest because it had an egregious motion blur effect, and it's SubHD (1024x576) resolution blurred assets.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #301 on:** October 29, 2013, 11:21:58 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on October 29, 2013, 10:24:23 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 29, 2013, 09:16:22 PM
He's pro motion-blur as well? Gross.

ho ho ho fuck, that reminds me...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24800949&postcount=665

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13442126&postcount=321

TR:U 360 was bestest because it had an egregious motion blur effect, and it's SubHD (1024x576) resolution blurred assets.

I bet he's one of those people that complain about movies looking "too good" on Blu-Ray and want the film grain to be smoothed over with heavy DNR.

tiesto · « **Reply #302 on:** October 29, 2013, 11:42:35 PM »

I think I've been less interested in graphical performance nowadays than any point in my life. To me, most of what I've seen of next gen has been a small leap over this gen if anything.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #303 on:** October 30, 2013, 12:15:46 AM »

You guys are getting really weird

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #304 on:** October 30, 2013, 12:18:24 AM »

Oh fuck it who am I kidding, time to embrace the retardness

nudemacusers · « **Reply #305 on:** October 30, 2013, 12:53:16 AM »

I would die from shock if my grandmother started talking about the source engine.

maxy · « **Reply #306 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:00:16 AM »

Lol at Dark10x

Simply amazing.It almost feels like he joined DF to push his Sony agenda.

smh

magus · « **Reply #307 on:** October 30, 2013, 08:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Borys on October 29, 2013, 11:57:27 AM

This place is boring as fuck lately.

just like next gen

headwalk · « **Reply #308 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:25:28 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=706629

a device which was first and foremost designed as a multimedia box is considered superior in that capacity to a device which is first and foremost a game console, GAF rolls in petulant indignation.

Himu · « **Reply #309 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:57:59 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on October 30, 2013, 12:18:24 AM

Oh fuck it who am I kidding, time to embrace the retardness

Is this real or scripted?

demi · « **Reply #310 on:** October 30, 2013, 10:01:28 AM »

I dont know Himuro. Which would you prefer it to be?

maxy · « **Reply #311 on:** October 30, 2013, 10:28:02 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #312 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM »

I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

magus · « **Reply #313 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:36:00 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM

I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

xbox vs playstation > obama vs mccain

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #314 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:41:31 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM

I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

Tribalism is alive and well in virtually all aspects of life. Get used to it.

Himu · « **Reply #315 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:45:19 AM »

Quote from: magus on October 30, 2013, 11:36:00 AM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM
I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

xbox vs playstation > obama vs mccain

I've certainly gotten more laughs out of this.

Whereas the election cycle is just depressing, this is hilarious.

Diunx · « **Reply #316 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:46:26 AM »

Yeah I'm having a blast, beta test this shit for me you rich white fools!

huckleberry · « **Reply #317 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:50:23 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 30, 2013, 11:46:26 AM

Yeah I'm having a blast, beta test this shit for me you rich white fools!

don't worry we will.

now get back to making tshirts.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #318 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 30, 2013, 11:45:19 AM

Quote from: magus on October 30, 2013, 11:36:00 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM
I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

xbox vs playstation > obama vs mccain

I've certainly gotten more laughs out of this. Whereas the election cycle is just depressing, this is hilarious.

how can you say this.

herman cain.

herman fucking cain.

Himu · « **Reply #319 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:59:04 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on October 30, 2013, 11:50:40 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 30, 2013, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: magus on October 30, 2013, 11:36:00 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 30, 2013, 11:32:19 AM
I never thought there would be a dumber time than a US election season but here we are

xbox vs playstation > obama vs mccain

I've certainly gotten more laughs out of this. Whereas the election cycle is just depressing, this is hilarious.

how can you say this.

herman cain.

herman fucking cain.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #320 on:** October 30, 2013, 12:20:31 PM »

Herman Cain was the closest we've ever come to a satirical performance artist being taken seriously as a major Presidential candidate.

Diunx · « **Reply #321 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:09:49 PM »

Xbone spotted in the wild

Steve Contra · « **Reply #322 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 30, 2013, 01:09:49 PM

Xbone spotted in the wild

(Image removed from quote.)

Get it guys. It's big. That's the joke. That the X-Box is big, like really big.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #323 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:41:58 PM »

And that's why it'll never take off in Japan.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #324 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:54:34 PM »

Where the power brick?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #325 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 30, 2013, 01:54:34 PM

Where the power brick?

Himu · « **Reply #326 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:03:58 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #327 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:28:10 PM »

I actually had a first version of that joke where I said a shipping container could be used as the power brick :'(

your picture rules however

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #328 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:31:51 PM »

Fire up the Manabyte Signal:

http://www.polygon.com/2013/10/30/5047540/call-of-duty-ghosts-resolution-ps4-1080p-xbox-one-720p

Tasty · « **Reply #329 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:57:49 PM »

Death threats.

MCD · « **Reply #330 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 30, 2013, 03:55:04 PM

be an attention whore and regret it, brehs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=88086899#post88086899

Quote from: famousmortimer;88086899
I, and in connection - all of you, received a boatload of shit about this. I got death threats. I got mouth frothing insults. Most of them included stuff like "you and your sonybuttfucking gaf".

So maybe I should die. Maybe we buttfuck Sony. But it turns out that I wasn't wrong. Thuway wasn't wrong. And those of you who believed us weren't wrong. We didn't just make it up because we love Sony and hate ms. We said it because it was true.

Feeling slightly vindicated. Been an intense week of hatred. Kinda scary, even.

Worse yet, have your name and pic publicly on twitter.

Rufus · « **Reply #331 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:03:47 PM »

Notice how he properly capitalizes Sony, but only says "ms"?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You ain't foolin me, Mr!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #332 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:13:25 PM »

What a rough life. He's like a Holocaust survivor.

brob · « **Reply #333 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:30:30 PM »

his vietnam

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #334 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:34:29 PM »

Millennials have it so hard

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #335 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:43:40 PM »

The Greatest Generation suffered through the Great Depression and World War II, Millennials suffer through death threats over which plastic toy produces shinier sparks.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #336 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:45:10 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2013, 04:43:40 PM

The Greatest Generation suffered through the Great Depression and World War II, Millennials suffer through death threats over which plastic toy produces shinier sparks.

sounds like the plot of Fight Club 2

Tasty · « **Reply #337 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:47:55 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #338 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:55:45 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #339 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:57:53 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2013, 04:52:33 PM

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...

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"Sure, you can stream music in the background!"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

"But only music that you purchase from our service."

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #340 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:02:25 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2013, 04:57:53 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on October 30, 2013, 04:52:33 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

...

............

"Sure, you can stream music in the background!"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"But only music that you purchase from our service."
[close]

Next Gen

Steve Contra · « **Reply #341 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:06:38 PM »

This is a lot of handwringing for 2 sure fire failures. The bore should be ashamed of itself.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #342 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 30, 2013, 05:06:38 PM

This is a lot of handwringing for 2 sure fire failures. The bore should be ashamed of itself.

Hey, credit where credit is due. The DualShock 4 will make an awesome Bluetooth controller for my next gaming PC.

Mupepe · « **Reply #343 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:15:30 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 30, 2013, 05:10:42 PM

Speaking of which, is one of you xfags gonna ever make an official xbone thread? Its pretty funny how people keep making new ones just to shit on it

MCD? Raban?

I'll make one when I make a line outside my nearest authorized retailer.

cool breeze · « **Reply #344 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 30, 2013, 05:06:38 PM

This is a lot of handwringing for 2 sure fire failures. The bore should be ashamed of itself.

even so one has to rise to the top. imagine if the early 90s market was Jaguar vs 3DO vs Virtual Boy.

Zool 2

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #345 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:27:08 PM »

Doesn't DLNA work on PS3 as it is?

Plex

Raban · « **Reply #346 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:35:28 PM »

I'm not stupid/rich enough to buy either of these consoles anywhere near launch, so making an OP for one seems a bit weird. I'm sure Mupepe's thread will be glorious.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #347 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on October 30, 2013, 05:27:08 PM

Doesn't DLNA work on PS3 as it is?

Plex

After Oppenheimer installed Plex he said, "Now I am become God, the streamer of worlds."

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #348 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:48:24 PM »

me and mojo traded and sold shit and got XBonus and PS4free

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #349 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:50:18 PM »

MP3s and Streaming not supported on Xbone either

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #350 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:51:37 PM »

Now you can play all the sweet launch titles like...

Your Stalker · « **Reply #351 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:57:44 PM »

i can play with myself for free

mjemirzian · « **Reply #352 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:57:56 PM »

Well now that the power debate is dying down, what's the next big drama bomb going to be?

Xbox Live goes down on launch day, so everyone's box is useless? OS a complete disaster? Xbone gets hacked day one? Hardware failures? Endless possibilities here.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #353 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:58:19 PM »

who gives a fuck, i didn't pay anything for it

real talk incoming:

motherfuckers on here steady talk shit, but once a couple of games come out they want to play they'll forget all about that and lay out $400-500 real money, plus the cost of those two games

...for something they spent months talking shit about

so who's the dumbass

Mupepe · « **Reply #354 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:00:14 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 30, 2013, 05:50:18 PM

MP3s and Streaming not supported on Xbone either

Jesus. What the fuck. I guess my only consolation is that I actually subscribe to xbox music but still, what the fuck. The streaming better be fixed in future upgrades. That's a huge fucking step back

Mupepe · « **Reply #355 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:08:49 PM »

Dat new gadget smell is intoxicating and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #356 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:12:43 PM »

I bought a launch PS3 for $599 US dollars.

I get to sit this one out.

Raban · « **Reply #357 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:22:24 PM »

That's pretty much my story. Not making the same mistake again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #358 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:25:32 PM »

I just don't give a shit about gaming enough to buy consoles at launch

The antics of the intertubes are always amusing, tho

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #359 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:28:22 PM »

I bought a second-hand Japanese PS3 after a little bird at Sony Japan told me that they'd be pulling BC in future hardware releases

Best part is the shit still works!

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Author Topic: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that. (Read 60280 times)