Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300236 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1320 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:14:58 PM »

Where's AiA

get your boy, he's shitting the bed.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1321 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:22:46 PM »

LOL Browns

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1322 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:24:49 PM »

http://www.gfycat.com/VeneratedSereneHarborporpoise

eleuin · « **Reply #1323 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:38:26 PM »

Packers offense is anemic bills gonna win

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1324 on:** December 14, 2014, 02:46:29 PM »

funny how the Packers look bad against good defenses.

just like a said a few days ago and yall clowned me huh

fuck yall

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1325 on:** December 14, 2014, 03:22:00 PM »

Rodgers betraying me in the playoffs

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1326 on:** December 14, 2014, 03:29:44 PM »

Steelers are destined to fuck this game up

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1327 on:** December 14, 2014, 03:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on December 14, 2014, 12:59:15 PM

Hi.

I am your first place fantasy football leader.

Prepare to lose.

You're gonna lose against a team that started an inactive player

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1328 on:** December 14, 2014, 03:55:55 PM »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B41vrT5IYAEmq2u.jpg

that's my city yall

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1329 on:** December 14, 2014, 03:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 14, 2014, 03:22:00 PM

Rodgers betraying me in the playoffs

Our game's gonna be close

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1330 on:** December 14, 2014, 04:00:09 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1331 on:** December 14, 2014, 04:04:37 PM »

stolen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1332 on:** December 14, 2014, 04:11:27 PM »

10/18, 80 yrds, 2 INTs

team filler · « **Reply #1333 on:** December 14, 2014, 07:35:31 PM »

we were able to shit on the niners and still going to get a top 3 draft pick!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1334 on:** December 14, 2014, 07:40:02 PM »

Ugly win.

It's officially time for Lombardi to go. Not this season obviously, but he has shown absolutely nothing to suggest he should be an OC in the NFL. He reminds me of Walter Sobchak: he has one plan (Saints offense w/big threat TE), and if that doesn't work he's fucked. He's not really getting our multitude of "weapons" involved, he's still asking Stafford to wait too long for routes to open (behind a bad o-line), he can't get easy yard plays consistently, etc. Get him out of here. And Reggie Bush.

This defense is the only reason we might get into the playoffs. And at this rate we're gonna get bounced no matter who we play.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1335 on:** December 14, 2014, 07:43:48 PM »

Go Hawks.

And PD. Love you, Brah. Needed that fuel early in the season.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1336 on:** December 14, 2014, 07:55:25 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on December 14, 2014, 07:52:52 PM

Manziel looked pretty shitty.

That's an understatement.

So the guy who intercepted Aaron Rodgers twice today is named Baccari Rambo. RAMBO.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1337 on:** December 14, 2014, 08:18:53 PM »

49ers eliminated

Kaep better learn how to play baseball or something because he won't be a starting QB in a couple years

Harbaugh Watch continues in Ann Arbor. Man...imagine Harbaugh, Meyer, and Dantonio coaching in the same conference

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1338 on:** December 14, 2014, 08:37:27 PM »

PD fuelin' the fire. Aww yeah.

Go Hawks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1339 on:** December 14, 2014, 08:54:52 PM »

Yes, I doubted the Seahawks, I predicted they would miss the playoffs. And I was wrong.

Their last 5 games were brutal, schedule wise...and they went 4-1. I expected them to fall apart. Now...Arizona should be a road win with Stanton out. They'll win out and probably get the #1 seed since they have the tie breaking against GB.

Basically if the Lions can't beat GB in two weeks we'll be the 6th seed, heading to Dallas or Philly to get ripped. We could probably beat Dallas actually, I'm not afraid of them but Philly...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1340 on:** December 14, 2014, 09:05:07 PM »

Screw Chip Kelly and screw "the Chip Kelly Offense" and screw Chip Kelly's stupid fat face.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1341 on:** December 14, 2014, 09:16:31 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on December 14, 2014, 07:52:52 PM

Manziel looked pretty shitty.

Yup, terrible.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1342 on:** December 14, 2014, 09:20:09 PM »

eleuin · « **Reply #1343 on:** December 14, 2014, 09:20:49 PM »

Seattle are going to make the Superbowl again

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1344 on:** December 14, 2014, 09:21:53 PM »

Quote from: eleuin on December 14, 2014, 09:20:49 PM

Seattle are going to make the Superbowl again

I'm hopeful, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Lots of football left to play.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1345 on:** December 14, 2014, 10:34:30 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1346 on:** December 14, 2014, 10:36:56 PM »

brb, killing myself

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1347 on:** December 14, 2014, 10:42:46 PM »

fucking cowboys

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1348 on:** December 14, 2014, 11:43:15 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1349 on:** December 14, 2014, 11:52:33 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1350 on:** December 15, 2014, 01:49:32 AM »

http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368

Sure.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1351 on:** December 15, 2014, 08:02:12 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1352 on:** December 15, 2014, 08:35:43 AM »

I'd like to chalk it up to being young and nervous (and a porous front line), but Johnny Football isnt going to last long in the NFL throwing every ball off his back foot.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1353 on:** December 15, 2014, 08:38:11 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 15, 2014, 08:35:43 AM

I'd like to chalk it up to being young and nervous (and a porous front line), but Johnny Football isnt going to last long in the NFL throwing every ball off his back foot.

Totally agree with you. This isn't college and he won't survive playing Brett Favre Jr mixed with RG3.

I was at the game, it was even worse in person.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1354 on:** December 15, 2014, 09:49:59 AM »

Johnny ~~fuckin'~~ college football

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1355 on:** December 15, 2014, 10:57:51 AM »

I've seen young and nervous, it wasn't that. He is not an NFL QB. It was obvious he didn't know the gameplan well, even though apparently it was tailored to him (I read the offense was different from what Hoyer is given). His throwing mechanics are horrible, his footwork is BAD, he locked onto one target, etc.

And the funny thing is that all it took was him bullshitting to GMs in interviews and a few workouts to convince draft folks that he was a first round talent. He is a fourth round talent at best.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1356 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:01:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2014, 10:57:51 AM

I've seen young and nervous, it wasn't that. He is not an NFL QB. It was obvious he didn't know the gameplan well, even though apparently it was tailored to him (I read the offense was different from what Hoyer is given). His throwing mechanics are horrible, his footwork is BAD, he locked onto one target, etc.

And the funny thing is that all it took was him bullshitting to GMs in interviews and a few workouts to convince draft folks that he was a first round talent. He is a fourth round talent at best.

6th round tops. He is basically a less talented version of Colt McCoy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1357 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:06:11 AM »

Yet he's was portrayed as the second coming on ESPN.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1358 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:34:08 AM »

I hope he saved some of that autograph money.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1359 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:51:40 AM »

So, I need 36 points between Forte and Mark Ingram tonight in order to pull it out in the first round of the playoffs. Would have helped if Jordan Matthews had gotten ANY FUCKING POINTS FOR ME last night. That's what I get for relying on someone that Mark Sanchez is throwing to.

(Rodgers shitting the bed didn't help either)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1360 on:** December 15, 2014, 12:18:49 PM »

I'm playing my father-in-law in the championship game next weekend in my family league.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1361 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:02:10 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2014, 11:51:40 AM

So, I need 36 points between Forte and Mark Ingram tonight in order to pull it out in the first round of the playoffs. Would have helped if Jordan Matthews had gotten ANY FUCKING POINTS FOR ME last night. That's what I get for relying on someone that Mark Sanchez is throwing to.

(Rodgers shitting the bed didn't help either)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1362 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:33:13 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 15, 2014, 12:18:49 PM

I'm playing my father-in-law in the championship game next weekend in my family league.

Just tell him you bang his daughter, and you've already won.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1363 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2014, 11:51:40 AM

So, I need 36 points between Forte and Mark Ingram tonight in order to pull it out in the first round of the playoffs. Would have helped if Jordan Matthews had gotten ANY FUCKING POINTS FOR ME last night. That's what I get for relying on someone that Mark Sanchez is throwing to.

(Rodgers shitting the bed didn't help either)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1364 on:** December 15, 2014, 11:45:56 PM »

Ended up losing by 13 points. Would have won if Rodgers had had a normal week, or, you know, I'd gotten a semi-decent game instead of NOTHING from one of my receivers.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1365 on:** December 16, 2014, 09:33:36 AM »

Dudes. the Browns own play by play announcer just put Haslem on BLAST for pushing for Manziel to start. He basically pulled backed the curtain the fans never see and called out our owner for stepping in and forcing our coach to start Manziel over Hoyer.

Does this happen? Sure
Does it ever get outed? Nope

He's fired but damn what a way to go out.

Once again my brownies are a goddamn joke.

We got 2 first round picks and once again, we need a fucking QB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1366 on:** December 16, 2014, 10:03:29 AM »

Big question: draft a QB or trade a late round pick for RG3?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1367 on:** December 16, 2014, 10:08:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2014, 10:03:29 AM

Big question: draft a QB or trade a late round pick for RG3?

Now you're just fucking with me right? right?

We already have an RG3.....if we keep Shanahan (doubtful, he's gonna go be a HC somewhere) then I'm positive he can turn manziel into a useful mid-tier QB.

This list is U-G-L-Y

http://www.spotrac.com/free-agents/nfl/quarterback/

Although I'd probably take a shot at Locker if the price is right.

Edit: More realistically I hope we didn't burn our bridge with Hoyer. He plays well enough to win.

If we use our picks to add another right tackle and a WR (Funchess god pls) along with the return of Alex Mack and a healthier defense I see no reason why we couldn't compete for the division title next year.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1368 on:** December 16, 2014, 10:15:12 AM »

http://www.spotrac.com/free-agents/nfl/wide-receiver/

Dez Bryant to Cleveland, make it happen

http://deadspin.com/andrew-hawkins-has-some-remarkable-thoughts-on-protest-1671652808

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1369 on:** December 17, 2014, 08:23:53 PM »

http://deadspin.com/jay-cutler-has-been-benched-for-jimmy-clausen-wait-1672487252

Jimmy Clausen

team filler · « **Reply #1370 on:** December 17, 2014, 08:28:07 PM »

get benched for jimmy clausen brehs

good number of teams will be desperate for both mariota and winston. the #1 pick would get an incredible deal to trade back from, regretting those wins somewhat

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1371 on:** December 17, 2014, 08:29:29 PM »

50 Million Guaranteed US Dollars

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1372 on:** December 17, 2014, 08:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 17, 2014, 08:23:53 PM

http://deadspin.com/jay-cutler-has-been-benched-for-jimmy-clausen-wait-1672487252

Jimmy Clausen

11 wins guaranteed

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1373 on:** December 17, 2014, 10:37:27 PM »

Cutler gonna go to the Titans

dkdk · « **Reply #1374 on:** December 17, 2014, 10:56:17 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 17, 2014, 10:37:27 PM

Cutler gonna go to the Titans

wouldn't be surprised 3bh. i hate this team.

team filler · « **Reply #1375 on:** December 18, 2014, 01:22:16 AM »

Skip BaylessVerified account
‏@RealSkipBayless
Give me Jay Cutler over Matthew Stafford any Sunday.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1376 on:** December 18, 2014, 08:25:20 AM »

Jay Cutler is all that's wrong with football in one offering.

Overpaid: Yep
Bad Attitude: Yep
Blames Others: Yep
Wins games: Nope

RG3, you paying attention?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1377 on:** December 18, 2014, 10:45:24 AM »

I'm not sure anyone would be good behind that shitty o-line though. But ultimately Cutler is trash and calls the wrong plays. I still think he's better than Stafford though. Give him a good o-line and he can make all the throws with accuracy, whereas Stafford is going to overthrow folks on a variety of plays.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1378 on:** December 18, 2014, 10:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2014, 10:45:24 AM

I'm not sure anyone would be good behind that shitty o-line though. But ultimately Cutler is trash and calls the wrong plays. I still think he's better than Stafford though. Give him a good o-line and he can make all the throws with accuracy, whereas Stafford is going to overthrow folks on a variety of plays.

Stafford ain't getting benched for Claussen breh

Edit: Just checked stafford's stats. Maybe not. 19 tds versus 10 ints? With them receivers...ugh

Cutler got 28 tds but 18 ints.

I'd call it a tie.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1379 on:** December 18, 2014, 03:39:22 PM »

http://deadspin.com/this-has-been-the-worst-season-in-nfl-history-1672165851

Can't really argue with that.

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Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300236 times)