Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300122 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #2340 on:** October 01, 2015, 04:26:32 PM »

This AiA fuckery

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2341 on:** October 01, 2015, 04:31:52 PM »

AiA seems rather wrapped up in giving kids long term brain damage and mental health problems

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2342 on:** October 01, 2015, 04:32:18 PM »

Sorry BrandNew, I'm gonna be a Baltimore fan tonight.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2343 on:** October 01, 2015, 04:44:42 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 01, 2015, 04:32:18 PM

Sorry BrandNew, I'm gonna be a Baltimore fan tonight.

Vick is my QB tonight. I might join you.

Kara · « **Reply #2344 on:** October 01, 2015, 05:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 01, 2015, 04:21:30 PM

Funniest part is every one of you cac cluckers got that NFL tuned in every Sunday. Support that cause brehs...watch soap operas or something more attuned to your nature instead

I can't remember the last football game I watched wire to wire, Super Bowl XLVII I think? Take your own advice about assumptions.

And soaps died for me when they cancelled All My Children.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2345 on:** October 01, 2015, 05:46:36 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 01, 2015, 04:44:42 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 01, 2015, 04:32:18 PM
Sorry BrandNew, I'm gonna be a Baltimore fan tonight.

Vick is my QB tonight. I might join you.

rapist QB who got away with it?

dog killing QB who paid for his crime and is a reformed man?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2346 on:** October 01, 2015, 11:50:53 PM »

Ravens win, and I stay survivin

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2347 on:** October 02, 2015, 01:32:41 PM »

I made a side bet with a co-worker that Vick was going to score more fantasy points than Andy Dalton (he needed a replacement for Rothlesberger on his fantasy team). I still may win, but it won't feel good.

nachobro · « **Reply #2348 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:13:36 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2349 on:** October 04, 2015, 07:04:08 PM »

El Babua · « **Reply #2350 on:** October 04, 2015, 07:05:39 PM »

....

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2351 on:** October 04, 2015, 08:41:34 PM »

That was some epic Browns-ery at the end of the game there.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2352 on:** October 05, 2015, 10:58:25 AM »

The Browns have some real play makers on the field. I think just about any dude can put up some numbers this year.

They're like a reverse of previous, recent Browns teams. Which usually had a competent defense, but an offense that had zero play makers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2353 on:** October 05, 2015, 01:11:22 PM »

if true...wow.

They gave that pussy 100mil? RIP.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2354 on:** October 05, 2015, 02:04:37 PM »

My fantasy qb...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2355 on:** October 05, 2015, 02:14:36 PM »

Are you ready for some football, PD?

It's funny, all the radio guys here in Seattle are expecting a really close game between the Hawks and Lions.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2356 on:** October 05, 2015, 03:37:51 PM »

It's hard not to like Seattle fans. You guys are nice as hell. Everyone knows you're going to suffocate our ass tonight yet all the Seattle fans I meet are like "welp hope it's a good game, you never know, Detroit could give us fits...might not cover the spread"

Lynch being out helps (while hurting my fantasy team). If I had to come up with a way we win I'd say we have to exploit Seattle's zone. The middle of the field should be pretty open for our TE or RBs to exploit in short yardage. Ironically that's the same weakness our defense has. I heard there was some frustration over how Jimmy Graham was being used initially but oh man, he could gash us all day. As can Russell with short runs.

My prediction:
27-13

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2357 on:** October 05, 2015, 03:58:50 PM »

I just see no reason to be an asshole to opposing fans. One of my best friends is a lifelong born in WI Packers fans, and we watch the games together.

I'd be concerned about Lynch being out if it weren't for Rawls' 104 yard performance last weekend against Chicago.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2358 on:** October 05, 2015, 04:24:19 PM »

With Philbin out in Miami I wouldn't mind seeing him brought here as OC. It likely wouldn't happen this year but damn I wish it would. Lombardi is simply not qualified to be an NFL OC. Our offense is predictable and worse yet has shown no ability to adjust. I watched a bit of SNF last night which was interesting. New Orleans runs the offense we're supposed to be running (Lombardi was NO's QB coach before being hired as our OC); meanwhile Scott Linehan is Dallas' current OC, and our former OC.

NO won the game last night on a wheel route to CJ Spiller. Beautiful play. It's the type of play that would work great for the Lions with Ameer Abdullah in the backfield - and likely would have worked last year when we had Reggie Bush. Yet so far we haven't really done anything except short yardage plays and various screens....

This idiot didn't even call plays for Megatron in game one because he was double teamed

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2359 on:** October 05, 2015, 04:30:24 PM »

Usually support the Seahawks but hope they lose tonight so I take the top spot in the survival league

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2360 on:** October 05, 2015, 07:40:59 PM »

This pre-game must be awful for Detroit fans.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2361 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:15:41 PM »

Anything that results in Lombardi getting fired is fine with me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2362 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:21:46 PM »

Daps to Rawls. Couldn't stay out of trouble in college, got kicked out of U of M and had to go to Central Michigan where he got in more trouble. Good to see a guy from Flint making it in the NFL.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2363 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:37:32 PM »

My god, our o-line was dominated on that drive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2364 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:43:32 PM »

Lions getting nice penetration on defense.

Tasty · « **Reply #2365 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2015, 08:43:32 PM

Lions getting nice penetration on defense.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2366 on:** October 05, 2015, 09:11:08 PM »

jesus fuck...

dkdk · « **Reply #2367 on:** October 05, 2015, 09:14:47 PM »

That dude is amazing

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2368 on:** October 05, 2015, 09:56:11 PM »

I wish Wilson would stop playing like a pussy and get me about 14 or so more fantasy points. Just sayin....Detroit defense is fucked and graham hasn't been tighted the entire game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2369 on:** October 05, 2015, 10:39:09 PM »

Graham was wide open at least twice tonight. Dude has to be frustrated...

Speaking of frustrating, this Lions offense...terrible. We're going to lose next weekend too against a really good Cardinals team. Probably won't score more than 10-13 points. And yet Lombardi will stay. Jesus....

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2370 on:** October 05, 2015, 10:55:45 PM »

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2371 on:** October 05, 2015, 10:59:42 PM »

utterly disgusting bullshit from Seattle
https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/651229553730420738

dkdk · « **Reply #2372 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:01:13 PM »

the seahawks oline aint even trying lmao

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2373 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:16:29 PM »

KAM punches balls and Megatron faces.

Holy shit.

dkdk · « **Reply #2374 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:17:27 PM »

not very GOAT-like Megatron

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2375 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:21:08 PM »

We got lucky. We made big plays when we needed to, but I didn't like what I saw. Ugh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2376 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:22:37 PM »

Disgusting.

I knew it was coming too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2377 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:31:50 PM »

We're cursed, it's the only explanation. There is no science or luck or logic to this, none of it applies.

Stafford led a masterful final drive. I've shat on him all season but that was good football against a good team in a tough environment. And our best player fumbles on the 1 yard line. You couldn't write a better choke story.

0-4. Gonna be 0-5 after the Cardinals blow us out. The season is over fellas. It's been fun. If this was a good organization I could sleep well tonight knowing the front office would be fired at the end of the year. But this is the Lions. And Marth Ford is gonna bring the band back, just watch. Mayhew will get to rebuild this team, AGAIN.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2378 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:46:44 PM »

to add insult to injury, that was a penalty and the Lions should have gotten the ball back

refs

Lions luck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2379 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:47:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/mikeclemensnfl/status/651240006670000129

wow

I'm going to bed

Tasty · « **Reply #2380 on:** October 05, 2015, 11:56:17 PM »

PD's avatar has never been more appropriate

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2381 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:42:21 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 05, 2015, 11:37:09 PM

I put up the 2nd highest point total in the Bore league, but lost to AiA, who put up the highest. My dumb fault for not replacing my injured TE. His team played Thursday, and the game just crept up on me as I was out of the house all day.

Still sucks to outscore all but one team and still lose. At 1-3, I'll need to go on a tear to make the playoffs.

My squad is starting to come together. I'm looking at a low playoff bid and a quick elimination but not bad for an autodrafted shitpile that I've already made 8 drops/adds too.

Ducttape and intuitive thinking baby.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2382 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:49:29 AM »

Megatron is definitely going to be cut after this season; his cap hit will be 24m iirc. I wonder where he'll go. Hopefully a contender, he deserves a ring.

We wasted another first ballot HoFer's career. Sickening. He's still really good and can get 1000 yards with ease. This offense is terrible for him though.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2383 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:51:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2015, 07:49:29 AM

Megatron is definitely going to be cut after this season; his cap hit will be 24m iirc. I wonder where he'll go. Hopefully a contender, he deserves a ring.

We wasted another first ballot HoFer's career. Sickening. He's still really good and can get 1000 yards with ease. This offense is terrible for him though.

I'm gonna say patriots or seahawks for Megatron.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2384 on:** October 06, 2015, 08:10:44 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 08:06:56 AM

I'm feeling a little (Image removed from quote.) myself.

Goddamn Lions.

Join our club then.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2385 on:** October 06, 2015, 08:39:37 AM »

Who is that lol

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2386 on:** October 06, 2015, 09:54:44 AM »

Looks like I'm gonna waste good seasons from Peterson and Amari Cooper.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2387 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:02:48 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 09:36:56 AM

Laura from Street Fighter V.

Know how I know you can't even get laid in your family's harem?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2388 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:03:40 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2015, 08:39:37 AM

Who is that lol

PD please make me one of your avatars with browns hat on, k thx.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2389 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:22:31 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 10:04:36 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 06, 2015, 10:02:48 AM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 09:36:56 AM
Laura from Street Fighter V.

Know how I know you can't even get laid in your family's harem?

Because I say so every other post. Consciously or not.

This is why we need esch back. To make you feel better about yourself.

Tasty · « **Reply #2390 on:** October 06, 2015, 11:22:27 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 11:02:17 AM

I'm pretty sure fucking Esch won't solve all of my problems.

Speak for yourself.

Tasty · « **Reply #2391 on:** October 06, 2015, 11:47:03 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 11:45:46 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 06, 2015, 11:22:27 AM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 06, 2015, 11:02:17 AM
I'm pretty sure fucking Esch won't solve all of my problems.

Speak for yourself.

I don't think Esch is down for Wii U and Chill, Andy.

Maybe not, but he is DTF though.

Kara · « **Reply #2392 on:** October 06, 2015, 11:52:59 AM »

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/06/sports/fanduel-draftkings-fantasy-employees-bet-rivals.html

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2393 on:** October 08, 2015, 11:06:33 AM »

I am projected to whoop PD's ass this week. Adrian Beatersons all up in the ass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2394 on:** October 08, 2015, 09:23:09 PM »

Clowney is scary as fuck
https://vine.co/v/e0h0FmIjXuB

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2395 on:** October 09, 2015, 02:07:12 AM »

Quote

If the 1-3 Dolphins continue this current slide, there will be plenty of cautionary tales to be told about Miami, but the worst — and most expensive — may come in the form of Ndamukong Suh. Through four games, Suh remains without a sack, and his one quarterback hit has him on pace for 20 percent of his 2014 total. Suh didn’t suddenly fall off a cliff — there are both personnel and schematic reasons he hasn’t been his old self — but the well-known problems that come with handing a single non-quarterback $60 million guaranteed have been obvious.

Spending big money on Suh meant sticking with the status quo at linebacker and in weaker parts of the secondary. The same goes for the interior of the offensive line and at swing tackle, which could have used a slight upgrade. Suh’s production will eventually creep toward what we saw in Detroit, but the point, as it often is with free agency, is that the quick fix is rarely quick.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/nfl-free-agency-2014-15-miami-dolphins-devner-broncos-ndamukong-suh-demarcus-ware/

Glad we let him walk. Paying a DT with QB money is insanity. Suh will put it together in Miami eventually (imo the biggest problem is that Miami's d-line is overrated, meaning Suh doesn't have the help he had last year in Detroit).

IMO the biggest mistake we made is drafting Eric Ebron instead of Aaron Donald. If we had drafted Donald he could have been mentored for a year under Suh, and then when Suh left we'd have the best young DT in the league. Instead he's in St. Louis bossing it up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2396 on:** October 11, 2015, 01:59:57 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 08, 2015, 11:06:33 AM

I am projected to whoop PD's ass this week. Adrian Beatersons all up in the ass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2397 on:** October 11, 2015, 03:27:18 PM »

Matty Ice looking like Stafford out there lol

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2398 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:06:19 PM »

Shit, forgot to make my pick and now it won't let me

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2399 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2015, 03:27:18 PM

Matty Ice looking like Stafford out there lol

Nah, we managed to win

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Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300122 times)