Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300074 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #2400 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:04:37 PM »

Get fucked, Dallas.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2401 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 11, 2015, 07:04:37 PM

Get fucked, Dallas.

5 sacks on Brady, he better be glad he ain't playing a good team.

Tasty · « **Reply #2402 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2015, 07:11:15 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on October 11, 2015, 07:04:37 PM
Get fucked, Dallas.

5 sacks on Brady, he better be glad he ain't playing a good team.

If only one of those sacks were mine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2403 on:** October 11, 2015, 08:44:22 PM »

Lions are trash, nothing else to say. Season is over. If this was a good organization everyone would be fired at the end of the season. But that won't happen - I'd bet money we keep the front office and the coach.

but fuck that, hey AiA check that fantasy score breh

thought you said you were gonna blow me out

waiver wire GOAT

I'm back brehs

Tasty · « **Reply #2404 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:48:01 PM »

Edelman with that juke.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2405 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:33:05 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #2406 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:34:19 PM »

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS LARRY DONNELL

I WAS BEATING WRATH 94.25-94.15 NOW IT'S 94.25-101.85

I AM OFFICIALLY MAD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2407 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:37:12 PM »

take that take that, AiA

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2408 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2015, 11:37:12 PM

take that take that, AiA
(Image removed from quote.)

Score 135 points

Lose by 10

Gronk will save me

Outscored by Barnidge who I wanted to start

On the bright side I'm about to turn 1 dollar into a hundo on draft kings though

QB   Matt Ryan   8.6%
WAS 19 ATL 25
Final
254 PaYds, 2 INT, 1 FUM, 20 RuYds   9.16

RB   Devonta Freeman   28.9%
WAS 19 ATL 25
Final
1 RuTD, 153 RuYds, 1 100+Rush, 44 RecYds, 7 REC   35.7

RB   Doug Martin   5.6%
JAX 31 TB 38
Final
2 RuTD, 123 RuYds, 1 100+Rush, 1 RecTD, 35 RecYds, 3 REC   39.8

WR   DeAndre Hopkins   28.7%
IND 27 HOU 20
Final
169 RecYds, 11 REC, 1 100+Rec   30.9

WR   Vincent Jackson   9.7%
JAX 31 TB 38
Final
14 RecYds, 1 REC, 1 2PT   4.4

WR   James Jones   10.9%
STL 10 GB 24
Final
1 RecTD, 77 RecYds, 2 REC   15.7

TE   Gary Barnidge   2.8%
CLE 33 BAL 30
Final
1 RecTD, 139 RecYds, 8 REC, 1 100+Rec   30.9

FLEX   Rob Gronkowski   24.6%
NE 30 DAL 6
Final
67 RecYds, 4 REC   10.7

DST   Packers   6.1%
STL 10 GB 24
Final
3 SACK, 4 INT, 1 DefTD, 1 7-13 PA, 1 BLK   23

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2409 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:19:09 AM »

Does it allow you to take your money out immediately after you win? Still seems fishy to me.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2410 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:24:30 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 07:19:09 AM

Does it allow you to take your money out immediately after you win? Still seems fishy to me.

Yes. And it is fishy as fuck to me as well. Not the payouts but this whole draft kings /fan duel bullshit. I don't personally care as I only bet dollar games so not a huge deal. If you're betting 10 or more dollars I suggest a legit sports book, there is no regulation on these guys right now.

Btw GG bro.

And yeah the go Browns. We're absolutely dead next week against Denver. Not because of manning but that fucking defense that got over there, best in the league.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2411 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:42:56 AM »

I might try it for $1-5. Definitely feeling myself after this week's win. Given my injuries and waiver signings it was the type of win that could translate to Draft Kings.

GG. One of the most exciting weeks of FF for me.

You got Gronk for $1?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2412 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:27:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 07:42:56 AM

I might try it for $1-5. Definitely feeling myself after this week's win. Given my injuries and waiver signings it was the type of win that could translate to Draft Kings.

GG. One of the most exciting weeks of FF for me.

You got Gronk for $1?

No no.

Let's say you pick a dollar game right? You get a salary cap of 55,000 to fill 8 positions (QB,RB,RB,WR,WR,WR,FLEX,DEF), so Brady might be 9,500 dollars and you'll get great production but if you had spent only 3,800 on McCown you will win money. Key to this game is finding the best value. Which is why they are taking a lot of heat for insiders for both companies betting on these games.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2413 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:33:00 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 07:19:09 AM

Does it allow you to take your money out immediately after you win? Still seems fishy to me.

You have to have at least $20 to withdraw IIRC.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2414 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:54:55 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 12, 2015, 08:33:00 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 07:19:09 AM
Does it allow you to take your money out immediately after you win? Still seems fishy to me.

You have to have at least $20 to withdraw IIRC.

He might be right. I've never withdrawn less than 50 and it takes 1 business day (more might take longer to process)

bluemax · « **Reply #2415 on:** October 12, 2015, 03:54:14 PM »

These fourth quarter collapses are gonna kill me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2416 on:** October 12, 2015, 04:02:32 PM »

Request thread title change to "at least the NFL can't relegate us out of the league" plz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2417 on:** October 12, 2015, 04:04:45 PM »

Done.

because I'm pretty sure we're worse than the Bears

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2418 on:** October 12, 2015, 04:40:45 PM »

Kap looked like a semi-competent QB last night.

They make a switch at RG and suddenly, Kap has time to throw! Imagine that!

dkdk · « **Reply #2419 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:48:05 PM »

whisenhunt being ~~conservative~~ a coward done cost us 2 Ws

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2420 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:06:25 PM »

Cleveland Media and fans say the stupidest shit about the Browns man.

"We could get 3 years outta McCown and dig in and build and really compete next season"

Ok idiot first off its only fucking week 5 and we're already gonna start talking draft....super duper.

"I'm pretty sure Joe Haden is playing up his injuries to drudge up fan support"

What? Dude has 4 goddamn injuries right now and still played a good game until he got a fucking concussion.

"Mike Pettine is jesus christ/Mike Pettine needs to be fired right now"

Just depends on if win/lose.

We're so goddamn overly loose with our beliefs that it's goddamn embarassing. 20 years of losing does this to a town. Be warned 49ers fans.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2421 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:20:25 PM »

I suck at fantasy this year

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2422 on:** October 12, 2015, 09:12:48 PM »

The Browns aren't even worth talking about. One of the worst defenses they've had in recent memory and a schedule that isn't doing them many favors.

Saw this today:

Sometimes muscle memory works against you.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2423 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:09:11 PM »

Lol that gif

dkdk · « **Reply #2424 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:42:14 PM »

Vick

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2425 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:49:23 PM »

woooooo!

Bell da gawd

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2426 on:** October 16, 2015, 11:31:41 AM »

I know everyone has to deal with injuries in fantasy football, but this is some straight up bullshit:

That's my WR1 and 2, my RB2 and 3 all questionable this week, while my WR3 (who has actually been healthy and reliably productive, unlike the other two I took ahead of him) is on bye. Also questionable- basically my 4th RB who I picked up because the others weren't producing/injured, and my back up QB, and oh yeah my back up TE. Fuck me with a chainsaw. Everything went down the shitter for me when Cheddaz took Tom Brady. FUCK YOU CHEDDAZ.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2427 on:** October 16, 2015, 01:03:48 PM »

I'm bout to win by 25 or so.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2428 on:** October 16, 2015, 01:28:37 PM »

Yea my top two RBs (Lynch and McCoy) have been injured for weeks. Lynch will probably play this Sunday but who knows how effective he'll be.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2429 on:** October 16, 2015, 02:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2015, 01:28:37 PM

Yea my top two RBs (Lynch and McCoy) have been injured for weeks. Lynch will probably play this Sunday but who knows how effective he'll be.

Quote from: Wrath

That damn RB of yours is enough to put you ahead of my old ass QB and my shitty kicker. Should have gone with Carson Palmer again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2430 on:** October 16, 2015, 04:03:29 PM »

Just heard my main TE (Ebron) will be out on Sunday, again.

You know it's bad when you're searching the waiver wire late at night, see Jaamal Charles n Tony Romo and be like

...then you remember oh wait, they're injured and out for the season (Charles) or multiple weeks (Romo)

El Babua · « **Reply #2431 on:** October 16, 2015, 05:22:56 PM »

Interested to see how the Dan Campbell experiment turns out.

I like the words coming out of his mouth regarding the direction he wants to take the team, but they're probably just that.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2432 on:** October 16, 2015, 07:43:41 PM »

AIA OR TOXICADAM, EXPLAIN

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/johnny-manziel-pulled-over-after-domestic-argument--alcohol-involved-224437209.html

This should pretty much wrap it up for Johnny f'n Football, no?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2433 on:** October 16, 2015, 07:49:33 PM »

https://instagram.com/coll_crowley/?hl=en

i should have drank more milk as a child

Huff · « **Reply #2434 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:52:22 PM »

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2015/10/whodatcat_new_orleans_saints.html

dkdk · « **Reply #2435 on:** October 18, 2015, 03:24:55 PM »

i'd start looking at draft prospects but the Titans have so many positional needs i don't know where to start

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2436 on:** October 18, 2015, 03:32:44 PM »

Steelers are having a strange season

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2437 on:** October 18, 2015, 04:27:35 PM »

20 yard penalty on the Lions puts Chicago into field goal range and they tie the game at the end of the 4th qtr

PD POST IF YOU'RE OK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2438 on:** October 18, 2015, 05:31:14 PM »

I'm ok now.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2439 on:** October 18, 2015, 07:25:32 PM »

loooooool seahawks suck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2440 on:** October 18, 2015, 08:58:23 PM »

Seahawks reaping what the refs sowed

eleuin · « **Reply #2441 on:** October 18, 2015, 09:33:42 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #2442 on:** October 18, 2015, 10:29:45 PM »

Colts putting up a fight but they should just accept their face.

Tasty · « **Reply #2443 on:** October 19, 2015, 12:07:01 AM »

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/nfl-network-airs-several-nude-bengals-players-nsfw-1737237758

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2444 on:** October 19, 2015, 01:39:26 AM »

I don't mind losing, I guess. But losing to Walrus? That hurts.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2445 on:** October 19, 2015, 10:46:50 AM »

I suck this year in fantasy

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2446 on:** October 19, 2015, 11:54:05 AM »

I'm about to pop off my third consecutive week of scoring more than 140 points

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2447 on:** October 19, 2015, 02:13:15 PM »

Whoever I put at WR scores less than 4 points while the guy on the bench scores 15+. Swap them and same thing happens.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2448 on:** October 19, 2015, 03:17:14 PM »

That's why Fantasy Football blows. It's just a bunch of random coin flips. There is little skill involved.

bluemax · « **Reply #2449 on:** October 19, 2015, 10:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2015, 11:31:41 AM

I know everyone has to deal with injuries in fantasy football, but this is some straight up bullshit:

(Image removed from quote.)

That's my WR1 and 2, my RB2 and 3 all questionable this week, while my WR3 (who has actually been healthy and reliably productive, unlike the other two I took ahead of him) is on bye. Also questionable- basically my 4th RB who I picked up because the others weren't producing/injured, and my back up QB, and oh yeah my back up TE. Fuck me with a chainsaw. Everything went down the shitter for me when Cheddaz took Tom Brady. FUCK YOU CHEDDAZ.

I lost Tony Romo, Tevon Coleman, Andre Ellington and Dez Bryant in the first two weeks. And now that both those RBs are healthy they lost their jobs.

Also the Seahawks are poop this year.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2450 on:** October 20, 2015, 12:55:03 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on October 19, 2015, 10:26:52 PM

Also the Seahawks are poop this year.

Yep. :'(

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2451 on:** October 21, 2015, 08:01:37 AM »

Be me brehs.

Score the 2nd most points in the league and still be .500

On to real football. The NFC East and West are fucking jokes. Green Bay gotta be licking their chops.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2452 on:** October 21, 2015, 08:19:10 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on October 21, 2015, 08:09:51 AM

I picked all the wrong players to start, and I still would have lost if I picked the right players

What a rough week.

It was a pleasure to smack you sideways with 9 inches of limp dick, sir.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2453 on:** October 21, 2015, 01:48:52 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on October 21, 2015, 08:01:37 AM

On to real football. The NFC East and West are fucking jokes. Green Bay gotta be licking their chops.

The Hawks can still win the west, but we'll get slaughtered in the first round of the playoffs at this rate.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2454 on:** October 22, 2015, 06:53:30 AM »

I don't know who Thor is that I'm playing this week but them byes couldn't have came at a better time for the Beatersons

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2455 on:** October 22, 2015, 05:55:21 PM »

Prediction for tonight's game: Seattle by 20+

Both O-lines are trash and Seattle has a better front 7 by far. SF has no one in the front 7 that can catch Wilson so he'll have a field day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2456 on:** October 22, 2015, 05:57:15 PM »

This used to be such a fan rivalry too

Seems like the games I expect to be blowouts are never blowouts though. All I know is that the game will be unwatchable like nearly every TNF.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2457 on:** October 22, 2015, 08:00:07 PM »

I really hate the concept of TNF. It should only be a thing if the teams playing were on bye the week before and not running on 3 fucking days rest. Just give the NFL Network a game on Sunday.

bluemax · « **Reply #2458 on:** October 22, 2015, 08:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2015, 05:57:15 PM

This used to be such a fan rivalry too

Seems like the games I expect to be blowouts are never blowouts though. All I know is that the game will be unwatchable like nearly every TNF.

Well the 49ers forcing Harbaugh out kind of killed this rivalry. It probably had another 5 years in of good games in it until this off season happened.

OTOH I like that it makes it so I can actually beat FMT in Madden now!

dkdk · « **Reply #2459 on:** October 23, 2015, 12:47:26 AM »

the niners suck again

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