Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300059 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2640 on:** December 01, 2015, 12:12:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 12:03:01 PM

You want Peyton Manning in 2016? Dude might not even be able to stand.

As a GM not a QB

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2641 on:** December 01, 2015, 01:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 12:12:14 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 12:03:01 PM
You want Peyton Manning in 2016? Dude might not even be able to stand.

As a GM not a QB

Ehhh why he had no experience. Being a player doesn't mean he'll be a good manager. I think Peyton wants to coach but even with that I wonder if he has the patience to deal with QBs who aren't half as good as him.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2642 on:** December 01, 2015, 01:05:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 01:00:46 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 12:03:01 PM
You want Peyton Manning in 2016? Dude might not even be able to stand.

As a GM not a QB
Ehhh why he had no experience. Being a player doesn't mean he'll be a good manager. I think Peyton wants to coach but even with that I wonder if he has the patience to deal with QBs who aren't half as good as him.

Neither did Elway, bucko.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2643 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:48:35 PM »

good article on Ziggy Ansah and how dominant he's been for the Lions this year at DE. Breakdown of his 3.5 sacks against Philly.
http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/1/9824886/hoss-of-the-week-ezekiel-ansah

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #2644 on:** December 01, 2015, 10:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on December 01, 2015, 10:07:08 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on December 01, 2015, 09:53:43 AM
lol browns

lol Oregon (9-3).

lol Chip Kelly (worst NFL coach ever)

lol Mariota being better than Winslow (he isn't)

Anything else you want to comment on, perky?

While you talk a whole bunch of stupid shit? Nah, keep going on, it's your usual thing, and basically everything that you say.

Anything you have to say about Oregon is likely equally stupid, so please take several seats and shut the fuck up.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2645 on:** December 01, 2015, 10:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 30, 2015, 09:08:48 PM

The officiating in the niners game was atrocious. Atone point the game was delayed almost 10 minutes to figure out what down it was.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000592460/article/referee-crew-reassigned-by-nfl-after-mistakes

Glad to see this BS is being 'taken care of'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2646 on:** December 03, 2015, 09:03:55 PM »

Holy fuck Megatron

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #2647 on:** December 03, 2015, 11:40:07 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2648 on:** December 03, 2015, 11:42:07 PM »

Kill me now

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2649 on:** December 03, 2015, 11:43:02 PM »

lolions

eleuin · « **Reply #2650 on:** December 03, 2015, 11:46:39 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2651 on:** December 04, 2015, 12:02:10 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2652 on:** December 04, 2015, 12:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2015, 12:01:29 AM

#solidarity Browns fans. Lions and Browns fans gonna stick together.

I think Lake Erie might be cursed.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2653 on:** December 04, 2015, 01:02:57 AM »

I don't really follow but:

lol.

dkdk · « **Reply #2654 on:** December 04, 2015, 01:38:48 AM »

oh lions

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #2655 on:** December 04, 2015, 09:45:30 AM »

what a "facemask"

Mandark · « **Reply #2656 on:** December 04, 2015, 02:05:10 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2657 on:** December 04, 2015, 02:16:23 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 04, 2015, 02:05:10 PM

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Poor kid. Now he knows what it's like to be a Cleveland fan.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2658 on:** December 04, 2015, 09:33:01 PM »

Just when you thought PD couldn't take any more Ls...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/clt/5306022698.html

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2659 on:** December 04, 2015, 11:38:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/UncleHemp/status/672651994742435840

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2660 on:** December 06, 2015, 09:48:24 PM »

I finally crawled back into contention in the fantasy league, then my team decided to shit the bed against Gundam this week. Will probably fall from 3rd to 6th.

T234 · « **Reply #2661 on:** December 06, 2015, 10:11:38 PM »

IT'S WHAT YA GET FER BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING TYROD TAYLOR OFF WAIVERS AND THEN PICKING HIM UP YOSELF YA DIRTY MUTHAFUCKA

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2662 on:** December 07, 2015, 09:46:39 AM »

Patriots falling apart. Can't even hate, injuries suck and mean we won't get to see them at their best. Gronk should be back soonish tho.

Philly fans must be conflicted. Chip is a disaster and needs to go...but the team looked good last night, and rebounded nicely from the Thanksgiving disaster. Still their fans have to be praying the success doesn't save Chip's job.

dkdk · « **Reply #2663 on:** December 07, 2015, 09:37:06 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2664 on:** December 07, 2015, 10:34:56 PM »

Another quality MNF matchup...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2665 on:** December 07, 2015, 11:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2015, 10:34:56 PM

Another quality MNF matchup...

The winner will be one game back in the NFC East.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #2666 on:** December 08, 2015, 12:35:44 AM »

Quote from: dkdk on December 07, 2015, 09:37:06 PM

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Mariota <3 my husband

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2667 on:** December 09, 2015, 07:16:24 PM »

http://www.csnphilly.com/blog/700-level/herm-edwards-goes-heated-rant-about-shady-and-demarco

corny ass motherfucker

team filler · « **Reply #2668 on:** December 13, 2015, 07:42:08 PM »

fuck the donks

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2669 on:** December 13, 2015, 10:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 03, 2015, 11:33:27 AM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2015, 11:31:30 AM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 03, 2015, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2015, 11:23:54 AM
How for real are the Panthers? Can they win the NFC? You've gotta think they've got a shot against Green Bay after the Packers were exposed by the Broncos this weekend, right? Small shot? I dunno.

They won't make it out of the 1st round.

Hard to believe since they're probably gonna get a bye

I dunno, man. The rest of the NFC seems softer than the Walrus other than the Packers and maybe the Cardinals.

They aren't going to end up with more than 10 wins. I mean I like the squad but they aren't ready yet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2670 on:** December 13, 2015, 10:37:14 PM »

Khalil Mack

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2671 on:** December 14, 2015, 12:08:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2015, 10:37:14 PM

Khalil Mack

Browns traded away the 4th pick right before he was selected. They took Justin Gilbert at 9.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2672 on:** December 14, 2015, 12:12:52 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 14, 2015, 12:08:17 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2015, 10:37:14 PM
Khalil Mack

Browns traded away the 4th pick right before he was selected. They took Justin Gilbert at 9.

I remember wanting Justin Gilbert at the time, given the Lions' secondary issues. But by the draft it seemed like many teams/scouts fell out of love with him.

Drafting Aaron Donald (St Louis' stud DT) would have been ideal that year, and would have been insurance for Suh's departure. Instead we drafted a "weapon" tight end that can barely catch. Detroit Lions

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2673 on:** December 15, 2015, 12:11:38 AM »

If I've done the math right, I'll edge Groo out for the final playoff spot by like .4 points

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2674 on:** December 19, 2015, 11:20:36 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2675 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:16:16 PM »

Welp, Gundam is curbstomping the shit out of me again, two weeks ago his team scored 160+, this week it's 170+. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2676 on:** December 20, 2015, 10:20:48 PM »

at this point it's time to admit Gundam is the Tom Brady of Fantasy-Bore.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2677 on:** December 21, 2015, 12:23:04 AM »

I'd be an asshole if I said I was hoping that I'd break 200 points this week. So I wont.

Man. My guys had crazy games this week. Probably means I'll get blown out next Sunday.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2678 on:** December 21, 2015, 12:47:04 AM »

I made the playoffs in the GAF league, 10-4. Right now I'm down three points going into MNF. It comes down to Golden Tate (me) v Megatron (other guy). Megatron is a bit injured so hopefully he looks human lol. I think the game will be a shoot out so Tate should have opportunities to score.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2679 on:** December 27, 2015, 01:12:09 AM »

I knew that dirty fucking fetus headed fuck was a cheater. WHAT NOW, PD? BOW DOWN TO TOM BRADY, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/26/10668562/peyton-manning-steroid-allegations-report-hgh-al-jazeera-clay-matthews-ryan-howard

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2680 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2015, 12:23:04 AM

I'd be an asshole if I said I was hoping that I'd break 200 points this week. So I wont.

Man. My guys had crazy games this week. Probably means I'll get blown out next Sunday.

Sure looks like it. Oh well.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2681 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:11:37 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2015, 01:12:09 AM

I knew that dirty fucking fetus headed fuck was a cheater. WHAT NOW, PD? BOW DOWN TO TOM BRADY, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/26/10668562/peyton-manning-steroid-allegations-report-hgh-al-jazeera-clay-matthews-ryan-howard

Not buying that Manning was dumb enough to have drugs shipped to his address under his wife's name. Unless he made the decision in less than three seconds during January or February of course.

Huff · « **Reply #2682 on:** December 27, 2015, 08:25:44 PM »

gg, Mr. Gundam

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2683 on:** December 27, 2015, 10:05:09 PM »

Quote from: Huff on December 27, 2015, 08:25:44 PM

gg, Mr. Gundam

Congrats, man! You whipped me good.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2684 on:** December 28, 2015, 11:38:46 AM »

Brady: nothing but class. Saying all the right things about dirty cheater and fetus headed liar Peyton Manning.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tom-brady-on-al-jazeera-report---i-fully-support--peyton-manning-131901456.html

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2685 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:37:12 PM »

I won one of the GAF ff leagues

their point system is pretty different from the traditional Bore one. Very run focused.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2686 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:45:58 PM »

Flex spot is for sure doable. I'd been thinking about that anyway.

I'll look into FAAB. Not sure if you can do that in Yahoo leagues or not. (you probably can)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2687 on:** December 29, 2015, 07:54:51 PM »

To the shock of pretty much no one

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/experiment-over-as-philadelphia-eagles-fire-coach-chip-kelly-002156304.html

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2688 on:** December 29, 2015, 08:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2015, 07:54:51 PM

To the shock of pretty much no one

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/experiment-over-as-philadelphia-eagles-fire-coach-chip-kelly-002156304.html

He was terrible. Had to happen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2689 on:** December 29, 2015, 08:35:00 PM »

One less bigot

team filler · « **Reply #2690 on:** December 29, 2015, 08:44:02 PM »

my raidahs need a offensive coordinator

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2691 on:** December 30, 2015, 01:37:16 AM »

I'd be cool with flex positions and going to a keeper league, but fuck FAAB. That sounds like more work than I want to put into fantasy. I just play for fun.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2692 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:56:05 PM »

Quote

Chip Kelly's camp has reached out to 49ers to express interest in their HC opening, per league source. 49ers likely to at least consider it.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 4, 2016

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2693 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:58:40 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on January 04, 2016, 12:56:05 PM

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Chip Kelly's camp has reached out to 49ers to express interest in their HC opening, per league source. 49ers likely to at least consider it.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 4, 2016

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Quote

@CoachJim4UM - Jim Harbaugh

Do not be deceived. You will reap what you sow.

https://twitter.com/coachjim4um/status/683860131285741568

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2694 on:** January 04, 2016, 03:17:37 PM »

Figured I'd take this new year to tell you that Julio Jones is the most athletic receiver I have ever seen.

Also Elway had a stronger arm than Favre.

E. Smith from Dallas was stronger than anybody I've ever played against.

Darrelle Revis has always been criminally overrated.

Tom Brady is a good guy.

Aaron Rogers is a complete dickhead.

is smarter than most rocket scientists.

Gruden will be the worst hire somebody makes this year.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2695 on:** January 04, 2016, 03:21:45 PM »

Elway was more accurate, too (obviously)

And yeah, Julio is reason alone to tune into Falcons games. When we drafted him I was all "uhhhhh we already have Roddy White, wtf" but now I'm all "best Dmitroff draft pick evar"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2696 on:** January 04, 2016, 09:27:00 PM »

Damn, Coughlin is gone now too

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2697 on:** January 05, 2016, 01:59:17 PM »

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2016/01/04/johnny-manziel-reportedly-caught-in-disguise-at-vegas-nightclub/

Out here looking like Groucho Marx at the club

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2698 on:** January 06, 2016, 03:29:23 PM »

Rumors swirling that Calvin Johnson is going to retire in the coming weeks. He released a statement saying he'll address his future in the next few days.

Now that the word is out some local best writers are talking. Few have said they've seen him struggle to even do basic things like walk up stairs over the years. The team has given him a day off practice every year recently. Sounds like he's injured a lot more than the team is letting on.

Wow. This shit has ruined my day. Johnson is a great player but he's an even greater person. Very nice and generous guy who has done a lot for the city over the last decade. I can't even imagine what it's like to sacrifice your health and have nothing to show for it, in terms of team success. Must be depressing. That being said all the reports say this is about health, not the team.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2699 on:** January 06, 2016, 11:24:45 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 06, 2016, 11:21:20 PM

The Lions destroyed yet another GOAT's body and spirit to the point where he retires early. :'(

Hi fella.

Here is the other Lion that retired early

Barry Sanders

Could you perhaps think this is his strategy? Maybe?

I mean go ahead and educate me.

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Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300059 times)