Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300179 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2880 on:** February 09, 2016, 02:38:07 PM »

I was talking with a friend while watching the SuperBowl, and we both agreed that we can't wait until football can only be played by death row inmates, because then we can just drop all pretenses and shoot them full of EVERYTHING. Imagine an 8 foot halfback. Shit's gonna be glorious, brehs.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #2881 on:** February 09, 2016, 07:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2016, 02:38:07 PM

I was talking with a friend while watching the SuperBowl, and we both agreed that we can't wait until football can only be played by death row inmates, because then we can just drop all pretenses and shoot them full of EVERYTHING. Imagine an 8 foot halfback. Shit's gonna be glorious, brehs.

It probably already happened in that alternate reality where the XFL was successful

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2882 on:** March 08, 2016, 12:54:20 PM »

It's official, Calvin Johnson retired today. And in typical Calvin style: no press conference, no glitz or glamour. Walking away from the game so he can walk when he's 60 years old. My favorite football player and a great guy who did a lot for the city that will never be written about or advertised.

Thanks for the memories.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2883 on:** March 08, 2016, 01:10:07 PM »

Initially I had hoped Johnson would ask to be released so he could play for a contender; if anyone deserves a ring it's him. But health>rings.

It's been said he could barely walk up stairs on Mondays during the season. I can't imagine being in my late 20s/early 30s and feeling like that.

zomgee · « **Reply #2884 on:** March 08, 2016, 04:43:19 PM »

I'm glad he's getting out before more damage. I just would have liked to have seen him get a ring.

Him and Stephen Jackson.

Mandark · « **Reply #2885 on:** March 08, 2016, 05:03:42 PM »

Shit, even without a ring it would've been nice to see him on a real contender and making a deep playoff run just once or twice, like Fitz.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2886 on:** March 08, 2016, 05:13:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2016, 01:10:07 PM

It's been said he could barely walk up stairs on Mondays during the season. I can't imagine being in my late 20s/early 30s and feeling like that.

Just read the latest Arvie posts.

eleuin · « **Reply #2887 on:** March 08, 2016, 07:30:20 PM »

The fact that he's never even sniffed a conference championship is a travesty

amazing career carrying a bunch of scrub qbs

zomgee · « **Reply #2888 on:** March 08, 2016, 10:56:46 PM »

I was convinced with them picking up Golden Tate they would get to the playoffs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2889 on:** March 08, 2016, 11:11:23 PM »

To be fair we did make the playoffs with Tate in 2014 (his first year here). The infamous Cowboys game. Outside of that we only made the playoffs one other time during Johnson's years.

I've been surprised at some of the anger fans showed Johnson over the last couple weeks. People arguing he was holding the team hostage, ruining free agency, being selfish, etc. If anyone deserves some respect in this matter it's Johnson.

And let's not forget beloved Barry Sanders retired less than a week before training camp. IE months after free agency and after the draft. That was a dick move of the highest level. Johnson retired at a perfect time, like a professional.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2890 on:** March 09, 2016, 09:09:01 AM »

At least the Lions have a legit reason to draft a WR in the first round this year.

zomgee · « **Reply #2891 on:** March 09, 2016, 09:19:26 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 09, 2016, 02:39:31 AM

Real talk: Anyone shittalking Johnson while simultaneously defending Stafford can eat a dick.

I mean who would seriously do that with a straight face?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2892 on:** March 09, 2016, 11:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 09, 2016, 09:09:01 AM

At least the Lions have a legit reason to draft a WR in the first round this year.

We need a :mattmillen smiley

Marvin Jones expected to sign with Detroit Lions
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2016/3/9/11185218/lions-free-agency-marvin-jones-expected-to-sign-with-detroit

I like it. We still likely need two more WRs though. One in the draft (not in first round). I want the first round pick to either be DL or OL.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2893 on:** March 10, 2016, 12:37:31 AM »

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/browns-gutted-as-top-four-free-agents-leave-in-free-agency-001629182.html

Browns

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2894 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 10, 2016, 12:37:31 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/browns-gutted-as-top-four-free-agents-leave-in-free-agency-001629182.html

Browns

Hue Jackson is fucked

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2895 on:** March 10, 2016, 12:04:26 PM »

The only surprise was Schwartz. Everyone knew that Alex Mack wasn't coming back and the Browns didn't want to overpay on Benjamin. Gipson is just a marginal player and not really worth mentioning.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2896 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:48:18 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 10, 2016, 12:04:26 PM

The only surprise was Schwartz. Everyone knew that Alex Mack wasn't coming back and the Browns didn't want to overpay on Benjamin. Gipson is just a marginal player and not really worth mentioning.

The Schwartz is Browns stupidity again.

They offered him more than the Falcons but then rescinded the deal when they heard his number from a source and tried to match that.

Let me tell you something that is a shitty way to do business and it definitely tampering because they got his numbers from someone in the know. It happens way more than you think but typically never this obvious.

Have a baseball guy and a lawyer run your field show breh....at this point I would not be shocked if they put hot dog quality and supply under Hue Jackson at this point.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2897 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:52:31 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 10, 2016, 12:04:26 PM

The only surprise was Schwartz. Everyone knew that Alex Mack wasn't coming back and the Browns didn't want to overpay on Benjamin. Gipson is just a marginal player and not really worth mentioning.

Ball Hawks don't grow on trees. The only thing that hampered him were injuries. Top 5 at his position if he has a strong run stuffer on his wing.

He'll be a pro bowler at least twice on that contract.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2898 on:** March 11, 2016, 05:21:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/464595378990747650?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2899 on:** March 11, 2016, 05:22:41 PM »

fucking lol

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2900 on:** March 11, 2016, 05:24:26 PM »

Well, he was exciting to watch (implode).

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2901 on:** March 12, 2016, 02:14:52 PM »

Martavis Bryant is a fuckwit

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2902 on:** March 14, 2016, 09:55:41 AM »

http://deadspin.com/the-nflpa-caught-the-rams-trying-to-short-players-by-wr-1764633545

zomgee · « **Reply #2903 on:** March 14, 2016, 01:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2016, 09:55:41 AM

http://deadspin.com/the-nflpa-caught-the-rams-trying-to-short-players-by-wr-1764633545

I am seeking out a new favorite team. I like the NFC mostly. Don't want the Steelers, Bengals, or Browns. Tried the Saints and Eagles as a kid.

Seattle? Phoenix?

Maybe none of the above and I'll just watch football games.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2904 on:** March 14, 2016, 01:55:10 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on March 14, 2016, 01:51:53 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 14, 2016, 09:55:41 AM
http://deadspin.com/the-nflpa-caught-the-rams-trying-to-short-players-by-wr-1764633545

I am seeking out a new favorite team. I like the NFC mostly. Don't want the Steelers, Bengals, or Browns. Tried the Saints and Eagles as a kid.

Seattle? Phoenix?

Maybe none of the above and I'll just watch football games.

If you want to get on a bandwagon way ahead of everybody else jump on them Jaguars. They are a 10 win team this year if everybody stays healthy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2905 on:** March 14, 2016, 02:11:09 PM »

Just root for the Pats. Consistent with a commitment to winning!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2906 on:** March 14, 2016, 02:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 14, 2016, 02:11:09 PM

Just root for the Pats. Consistent with a commitment to winning!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2907 on:** March 16, 2016, 07:41:22 PM »

Patriots just signed Martellus Bennett..

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2908 on:** March 17, 2016, 01:13:02 PM »

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/siri-s-response-to-saying--sadness--in-cleveland-is-so-browns-141058425.html

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2909 on:** March 18, 2016, 09:40:18 AM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15001345/tray-walker-baltimore-ravens-critical-condition-motorbike-accident

Damn, prayers for this guy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2910 on:** March 18, 2016, 02:50:48 PM »

Quote

@AdamSchefter

Former Seahawks' OT Russell Okung's 5-year contract with the Denver Broncos contains not one dollar of guaranteed money.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/710884798265466885

Yikes. Moral of the story: hire a fucking agent.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2911 on:** March 18, 2016, 04:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2016, 02:50:48 PM

Quote
@AdamSchefter

Former Seahawks' OT Russell Okung's 5-year contract with the Denver Broncos contains not one dollar of guaranteed money.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/710884798265466885

Yikes. Moral of the story: hire a fucking agent.

From what I've heard Seattle didn't even have an offer on the table for Okung. Hope this works out for him.

zomgee · « **Reply #2912 on:** March 18, 2016, 06:11:37 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 18, 2016, 09:40:18 AM

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15001345/tray-walker-baltimore-ravens-critical-condition-motorbike-accident

Damn, prayers for this guy.

He didn't make it. Man. Just passed.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000645688/article/ravens-tray-walker-dies-from-injuries-in-dirt-bike-crash

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2913 on:** March 22, 2016, 01:25:00 PM »

I want this to happen just to see PD have to deal with it

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25526166/ex-lions-wr-tells-calvin-johnson-to-unretire-and-sign-with-the-patriots

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2914 on:** March 24, 2016, 01:14:28 PM »

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2016/03/robert_griffin_iii_agrees_to_terms_with_cleveland_browns.html#incart_2box

Low risk move for the Browns, I'm okay with it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2915 on:** March 28, 2016, 12:09:06 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2916 on:** March 28, 2016, 12:32:39 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 28, 2016, 12:09:06 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Nah he'd never complete anything.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2917 on:** March 29, 2016, 10:08:56 AM »

Just got sent this one, I like it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2918 on:** March 29, 2016, 12:13:38 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 22, 2016, 01:25:00 PM

I want this to happen just to see PD have to deal with it

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25526166/ex-lions-wr-tells-calvin-johnson-to-unretire-and-sign-with-the-patriots

I already said I would have liked to see him go to the Pats and win a ring. Seems highly unlikely he'd un-retire, but then again maybe a full year of recovery could give him the itch again. Even if that happened he wouldn't be able to join the Pats - he retired a Lion, he wouldn't be able to join another team unless the Lions gave up his contract. I remember the Packers blocking Favre's first attempt to join the Vikings.

BTW a coincidence: Johnson's agent also represented Favre

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2919 on:** March 31, 2016, 07:51:19 PM »

http://m.raiders.com/media-vault/videos/Charles-Woodsons-son-chants-Raiders/5f386945-5542-4dad-84cf-46fbf24b0650

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2920 on:** April 05, 2016, 12:45:20 PM »

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2630227-greg-hardy-comments-on-domestic-violence-case-in-espn-interview

C'mon man, how stupid does he think the world is?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2921 on:** April 05, 2016, 03:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 05, 2016, 12:45:20 PM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2630227-greg-hardy-comments-on-domestic-violence-case-in-espn-interview

C'mon man, how stupid does he think the world is?

Steve Smith Sr. ain't havin that shit

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/04/steve-smith-rips-greg-hardys-claim/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2922 on:** April 10, 2016, 11:30:48 PM »

Quote

@Bischoff_Scott
Talked to a group of "in the know" football people tonight, and there was talk of Joey Bosa dropping to at least the middle of Round 1.

https://twitter.com/Bischoff_Scott/status/719355607266889728

I doubt it'll happen but I can dream. Pairing Bosa with Ziggy Ansah...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2923 on:** April 14, 2016, 09:56:30 AM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15201946/tennessee-titans-trade-no-1-pick-los-angeles-rams

Trade what? 5 picks to move up and grab a QB in the worst QB class in the last 10 years? Rams gonna Ram I guess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2924 on:** April 14, 2016, 10:27:57 AM »

Not only that, trading up to presumably take a QB from what is basically a division II team that hasn't really played anyone of note. Who was also injured for much of last season.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2925 on:** April 14, 2016, 10:36:48 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2016, 10:27:57 AM

Not only that, trading up to presumably take a QB from what is basically a division II team that hasn't really played anyone of note. Who was also injured for much of last season.

Actually I think it's a blessing in disguise for my Clowns. Maybe now they'll do the right thing and grab Ramsey or Bosa.

Personally I'd Keep RGIII and McCown and maybe pick up Jones in the deep 2nd/3rd round at this point. Goff isn't a winner and Lynch is going to get kneecapped like his second game in.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2926 on:** April 14, 2016, 11:04:23 AM »

You guys lost some major o-line depth in FA. Would you take Bosa or Ramsey over Tunsil (Ole Miss OT)? Dunno. The Lions are kind of in a similar situation where we need an OT badly...but if Bosa or Shaq Lawson drop to 16 I'd take them in a heartbeat. So I feel you lol.

I agree RG3 can work. But perhaps the other issue is that if you go with RG3 and don't draft a QB early, you gotta really really fix that o-line. Taking Bosa or Ramsey doesn't prevent you from doing that of course. This is a deep OL draft.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2927 on:** April 14, 2016, 11:14:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2016, 11:04:23 AM

You guys lost some major o-line depth in FA. Would you take Bosa or Ramsey over Tunsil (Ole Miss OT)? Dunno. The Lions are kind of in a similar situation where we need an OT badly...but if Bosa or Shaq Lawson drop to 16 I'd take them in a heartbeat. So I feel you lol.

I agree RG3 can work. But perhaps the other issue is that if you go with RG3 and don't draft a QB early, you gotta really really fix that o-line. Taking Bosa or Ramsey doesn't prevent you from doing that of course. This is a deep OL draft.

This is a deep draft for O line. I'd rather focus on a dominant defensive player or a skill position. Problem is this is perhaps the worst WR class in 10 years also.

dkdk · « **Reply #2928 on:** April 14, 2016, 07:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 14, 2016, 09:56:30 AM

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15201946/tennessee-titans-trade-no-1-pick-los-angeles-rams

Trade what? 5 picks to move up and grab a QB in the worst QB class in the last 10 years? Rams gonna Ram I guess.

I cant believe they gave us all that. Thanks Fish you fucking idiot.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2929 on:** April 15, 2016, 12:21:26 PM »

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2633065-johnny-manziel-accused-of-trashing-west-hollywood-mansion-he-rented-during-party?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

There is nothing more that really need be said.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2930 on:** April 15, 2016, 01:26:03 PM »

He can't be blamed. He has affluenza!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2931 on:** April 15, 2016, 01:33:27 PM »

And yet he will almost certainly get another QB job in the league whereas Vince Young couldn't.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2932 on:** April 18, 2016, 02:50:40 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2933 on:** April 20, 2016, 03:18:20 PM »

http://deadspin.com/browns-trade-second-overall-pick-to-eagles-for-a-buttlo-1772077911

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201473876&postcount=1157

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2934 on:** April 20, 2016, 03:31:34 PM »

Quote

Bernie Sanders Will Remain the True Democratic Front-Runner Until the FBI Finishes Its Investigation

Bernie Sanders is the only Democratic candidate for president not linked to an FBI investigation. This used to mean something in American politics, but those days are gone. Today, I’m viewed as delusional, by the same people who think smart politics and qualifications entail endless scandals, poor decision-making on everything from major foreign policy decisions to Wall Street speeches, and ongoing FBI investigations. In truth, the only delusion is believing that a candidate at risk of DOJ indictments, and facing political repercussions even without these indictments, would make a great president.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/h-a-goodman/bernie-sanders-will-remain-the-true-democratic_b_9736638.html

Pretty sure Goodman is Benji

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2935 on:** April 20, 2016, 06:56:11 PM »

Quote

The Panthers have rescinded the franchise tag the team placed upon cornerback Josh Norman before the start of free agency.

He now becomes a free agent.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/04/20/panthers-yank-tag-from-josh-norman-who-becomes-a-free-agent/

oh boy

Lions have the cap space to pull the trigger....but I don't want to pay him 16mil a year. We still have to give huge contracts to Slay, Ziggy, and (unfortunately) Stafford in the next year or two. Bah.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2936 on:** April 25, 2016, 02:18:13 PM »

Instead of further persecuting Brady Tha GOAT today, can we focus our attention on Sam Bradford

Quote

The Philadelphia Eagles have been informed that quarterback Sam Bradford wants to be traded and will not be showing up for their offseason program any longer, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

Bradford is upset at the Eagles' trade last week for the No. 2 overall pick to draft a quarterback.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15353852/sam-bradford-demanding-trade-philadelphia-eagles

what a selfish thug :trollbron:

Dude has accomplished NOTHING in his career yet has made 100mil and is demanding he have no completion

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2937 on:** April 25, 2016, 02:33:36 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2938 on:** April 27, 2016, 06:48:11 PM »

Draft tomorrow folks. It's that time of the year when the most desperate of fanbases pray for a savior. Let us break bread and talk about our squads.

Detroit Lions

Last season was somewhat of a predictable disaster. We lost most of our d-line to free agency, including a top 5 defensive tackle in Suh. Then our best LB (DeAndre Levy) missed the entire season due to a mysterious injury. And on the offensive side of the ball our o-line imploded with injuries and shit play. Thankfully we fired our offensive coordinator, shitcanned his zone blocking scheme, and are back to playing power. The line improved in the last few games.

Needs (1st Round)

1. D-Line or O-Line

I really want a premier d-line. Ziggy Ansah is one of the best DEs in the league and had a great season last year for us. Of course I'm salivating at the possibility of getting Shaq Lawson. But I'd probably take a DT over a DE, given how weak our DTs are. Don't care if it's one of the DTs from Alabama or Sheldon Rankins...there's a lot of depth and I'll be happy with any of them.

In terms of the o-line I'm not really well versed enough on any of the tackles. Saw Jack Conklin play a lot at MSU and if he's still there at 16 I'd be fine with that, but I see lots of Lions bloggers who aren't sold on him. Lots of people don't seem to like Taylor Decker (OSU) either. Perhaps getting an o-lineman in the second round would make more sense, dunno.

Depth (2nd-7th round)

O-line or d-line depending on what we do in the 1st round. Definitely need depth at LB. Getting a DE in the second round would be cool, especially if the guy from MSU is still on the board. Definitely need a safety as well.

In terms of WRs I'd love to get Aaron Burbridge in a later round. He'd be amazing in our offense; great hands, YAC monster.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2939 on:** April 27, 2016, 07:40:52 PM »

The Falcons lost out on their main need in free agency, which was a new GM.

News:

Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300179 times)