Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300113 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2941 on:** April 28, 2016, 08:16:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/ImNotLit/status/725835936462966785

uhhhh wtf

Was posted on Tunsil's twitter and quickly deleted a few minutes ago. Hack/sabotage?

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please fall to 16

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eleuin · « **Reply #2942 on:** April 28, 2016, 09:22:57 PM »

The dude is freefalling

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2943 on:** April 28, 2016, 09:52:45 PM »

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChLHngKUkAAFCV8.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2944 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:40:15 AM »

Taylor Decker. OT so I'm fine with the pick. Really good run blocker, seems like a hard worker. Mixed reactions from Lions bloggers I follow but no one hates the pick. It's not the sexy choice, especially given that Shaq Lawson was still on the board.

Some really good DTs are left on the board, I'm hoping one falls to us tomorrow. Both Alabama DTs are still available.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2945 on:** April 29, 2016, 10:15:22 AM »

Goff will have 2 6' 7" dudes in his face twice a year for his first few years.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2946 on:** April 29, 2016, 10:29:30 AM »

Artie Burns, happy about it

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2947 on:** April 29, 2016, 12:12:04 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 29, 2016, 12:10:34 PM

It's so weird to have an NFL team again. Unlike the Lakers, Dodgers and Kings, I don't really have any emotional attachment to them. They're like a football version of the Clippers to me.

Goff looks good though. I could see myself becoming a fan.

He's either going to be a really good top 10 QB or a great system quarterback. Not a bad pick, I like his upside over Wentz.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2948 on:** April 29, 2016, 12:46:45 PM »

http://thebiglead.com/2016/04/28/laremy-tunsil-jimmy-sexton-statement-fake/

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too bad it's fake. $:-\$

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2949 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:26:53 PM »

Wish I had that guy for my career!

"By stating "Fuck all the white women" my client was referring to their spouses as healthy sexual activity is key in a strong relationship. He cares about his fans and is thankful to be able to share his intimate knowledge of strong relationships with the city of Oakland.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2950 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:27:35 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2951 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 29, 2016, 01:27:35 PM

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Ha ha you know why that's funny because that basically was what the Dolphins were known for in the late 90's. Cocaine and weed was easy to find in that locker room. Hell the visiting teams even partook.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2952 on:** April 29, 2016, 01:59:02 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 29, 2016, 01:31:18 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 29, 2016, 01:27:35 PM
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Ha ha you know why that's funny because that basically was what the Dolphins were known for in the late 90's. Cocaine and weed was easy to find in that locker room. Hell the visiting teams even partook.

All joking aside, it's pretty sad what happened to Tunsil and be humiliated on national TV on his big day.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2953 on:** April 29, 2016, 03:40:59 PM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15425255/root-laremy-tunsil-miami-dolphins-handled-bong-video-twitter-instagram-grown-nfl-draft-2016

Good article. I'll be rooting for him that's for sure.

SplittinWigs · « **Reply #2954 on:** April 29, 2016, 08:43:22 PM »

Jags took the risk on Myles Jack. Love it. They are destroying this draft. Glad Bortles isn't legit or I'd be scared

dkdk · « **Reply #2955 on:** April 29, 2016, 11:33:48 PM »

titans back at it again with the bland picks

im playing. we needed shit everywhere and we still do. build from the trenches out after you get a QB right?
hopefully Conklin can block worth a shit and #ProtectMariota.
Demarco & Henry should be a good combo. get Sankey tf outta town. everybody knew that was a garbage pick even back then.
i don't know anything about the safety we drafted.
DT pick was surprising. I would've taken A'Shawn in that spot if you have to pick that position but thats just me.

i guess we go into the season with with DGB, Wright and Justin Hunter as our top 3 receivers? not terrible but not great either.

im still kinda tight about us keeping Mularkey. don't really know what they saw in those games he coached to sell them on his vision. cause i didn't see shit. and he's never been worth a shit as a head coach anywhere else.

in short im encouraged but i remain unconvinced

SplittinWigs · « **Reply #2956 on:** April 29, 2016, 11:57:13 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on April 29, 2016, 11:33:48 PM

titans back at it again with the bland picks

im playing. we needed shit everywhere and we still do. build from the trenches out after you get a QB right?
hopefully Conklin can block worth a shit and #ProtectMariota.
Demarco & Henry should be a good combo. get Sankey tf outta town. everybody knew that was a garbage pick even back then.
i don't know anything about the safety we drafted.
DT pick was surprising. I would've taken A'Shawn in that spot if you have to pick that position but thats just me.

i guess we go into the season with with DGB, Wright and Justin Hunter as our top 3 receivers? not terrible but not great either.

im still kinda tight about us keeping Mularkey. don't really know what they saw in those games he coached to sell them on his vision. cause i didn't see shit. and he's never been worth a shit as a head coach anywhere else.

in short im encouraged but i remain unconvinced

Yep, love the Conklin pick but lukewarm to clueless on the rest.

Mariota is for real, though, which is why I really like them taking Conklin. Half the reason Carr has excelled in Oakland as a rookie is because their O-line gave him enough protection to develop his play rather than constantly dying to pass rush.

Titans' WRs are pretty weak tho lol. But it's a process and they're trending in the right direction. If I were a Titans fan this is the most hopeful I'd be in like a decade.

And Mike Mularkey is indeed trash lol. I can't explain that one. Tallest midget available?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2957 on:** April 30, 2016, 12:16:54 AM »

Solid day for the Lions. Nothing sexy. I like A'Shawn Robinson, dude is a man. Good luck running against Ngata, Robinson, Ziggy, and Levy brehs.

Third round pick, Glasgow from Michigan, was ranked as the 2nd or 3rd best center in the draft so I'm not mad. I think he can beat out our current center, who had a bad season last year. Decker and Glasgow improve the line. Big, strong dudes who are perfect for the power block scheme I assume we'll be running.

This draft has been all about the trenches so far. I like it. Hoping we can get a decent safety next, and LB depth. Also wouldn't mind a WR. Hell, I'd also like more OL/DL focus as well. Beef both lines up, let's fucking go.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2958 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:09:14 AM »

Oh look, the Falcons made a bunch of dumb picks, who could have predicted

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2959 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:37:14 AM »

The Browns draft will get some heat but they needed them grunts. Can't build a ship on a weak foundation.

I'm having issues with the QB they picked,Kessler, but I'll defer to Hue's magic mind on that one.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2960 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:48:01 AM »

some people losing it over connor cook

Quote from: http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/michigan-state-university/2016/04/30/charboneau-nfl-teams-pass-cook-puzzler/83741534/

Why? Because apparently Cook is a bad guy.

Not bad in the smoke a bong connected to a gas mask, receive illegal benefits while in college sort of way. For Laremy Tunsil of Ole Miss, that merely meant a drop to No. 13 overall in the first round.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2961 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:47:44 PM »

Damn Browns reversed the WR trend. That's 4 now. Higgins looks like a steal.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2962 on:** June 23, 2016, 05:11:58 PM »

http://www.kptv.com/story/32292961/deputies-id-naked-attempted-burglary-suspect-shot-by-sw-portland-homeowner

Keep stacking up Ls, Detroit

Huff · « **Reply #2963 on:** July 05, 2016, 09:18:17 PM »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16805027/denard-robinson-jacksonville-jaguars-found-asleep-sinking-car

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Jacksonville Jaguars running back Denard Robinson was found asleep at the wheel by authorities as his car was sinking into a retention pond in Jacksonville, Florida, early Sunday.

lolwtf

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2964 on:** July 05, 2016, 11:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Huff on July 05, 2016, 09:18:17 PM

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16805027/denard-robinson-jacksonville-jaguars-found-asleep-sinking-car

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Jacksonville Jaguars running back Denard Robinson was found asleep at the wheel by authorities as his car was sinking into a retention pond in Jacksonville, Florida, early Sunday.

lolwtf

Why my brothers gotta do me like this

Go 'head PD...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2965 on:** July 05, 2016, 11:33:54 PM »

I have nothing bad to say about Denard.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2966 on:** July 08, 2016, 01:11:29 PM »

This is the last month of no football for the rest of the year.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2967 on:** July 08, 2016, 03:38:27 PM »

http://terezowens.com/russell-wilson-cried-after-sex/

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2968 on:** July 22, 2016, 08:56:22 AM »

https://m.

They once rated me at like 41 strength

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2969 on:** July 24, 2016, 10:54:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/49ersGab/status/757365816803426305

this dude is literally fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

Brehvolution come get yer man

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2970 on:** July 24, 2016, 11:10:40 PM »

Why my fam gotta do this

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2971 on:** July 26, 2016, 02:01:37 PM »

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@RapSheet

Veteran WR Anquan Boldin is signing with the #Lions, source said (as @AdamSchefter reported). #Eagles and #Saints also showed real interest

Great third option. Man...we have so many weapons. Gonna be real interesting to see how this plays out, specifically the o-line. If they keep Stafford clean the offense could be very fucking effective. Jones and Tate on the outside, Boldin and Ebron inside. Plus you have Riddick and Abdullah in the backfield who are YAC monsters.

Still don't think we make the playoffs though.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2972 on:** July 27, 2016, 01:09:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2016, 10:54:00 PM

https://twitter.com/49ersGab/status/757365816803426305

this dude is literally fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

Brehvolution come get yer man

Not mine, breh.

It's the Raidah's problem now.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2973 on:** July 27, 2016, 01:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2016, 02:01:37 PM

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@RapSheet

Veteran WR Anquan Boldin is signing with the #Lions, source said (as @AdamSchefter reported). #Eagles and #Saints also showed real interest

Great third option. Man...we have so many weapons. Gonna be real interesting to see how this plays out, specifically the o-line. If they keep Stafford clean the offense could be very fucking effective. Jones and Tate on the outside, Boldin and Ebron inside. Plus you have Riddick and Abdullah in the backfield who are YAC monsters.

Still don't think we make the playoffs though.

All them targets but ya still got Stafford. It's like being gay in a strip club brehs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2974 on:** August 11, 2016, 04:05:33 PM »

It's that time again. Football is back...er, will be back very soon.

If you're interested in joining the Bore fantasy league say so. We also need to set up a draft...probably sometime in late August.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2975 on:** August 11, 2016, 05:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2016, 04:05:33 PM

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It's that time again. Football is back...er, will be back very soon.

If you're interested in joining the Bore fantasy league say so. We also need to set up a draft...probably sometime in late August.

I'm in again

Let me know when we are close and I'll set up a new email address for the league.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2976 on:** August 11, 2016, 05:25:27 PM »

I'm always game for a paddlin'

dkdk · « **Reply #2977 on:** August 11, 2016, 11:54:19 PM »

everything im reading about mularkey terrifies me. how did this fool get the permanent job after the crap he put up as the interim.

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But ability doesn’t always translate into results. And so as the Titans embark on a crucial stretch for the former no. 2 overall draft pick on the eve of his second professional season, coach Mike Mularkey has forged a bold plan: In an age when seemingly everyone wants to be cutting edge, the Titans and their modern-age quarterback aren’t going to be particularly innovative offensively. And that’s by design.

“I’m going to do the things that I’ve had success with since 2001, and I will continue to do that until someone stops us,” said Mularkey, who served as the Titans’ interim head coach for part of the 2015 season and is now their full-time boss. Statistics show that NFL teams are passing more than ever, with teams throwing an average of 20 percent more yards in 2015 than they did in 2005. But Mularkey has no intention of adjusting his offense to fit that new reality, or indeed even accepting that there is a new reality: “I know people say this is a passing league,” Mularkey said. “I’ll argue with that.”

https://theringer.com/marcus-mariota-tennessee-titans-2016-nfl-preview-a86416ecee92#.r2ubeqalp

team filler · « **Reply #2978 on:** August 12, 2016, 02:30:44 AM »

fuck real life, RAIDAHS!

Huff · « **Reply #2979 on:** August 20, 2016, 07:45:18 PM »

How does everyone secretly stream NFL games?

trying to watch them jags preseaon

also I'm in for fantasy

Kara · « **Reply #2980 on:** August 20, 2016, 09:33:27 PM »

I can't handle having the Rams back and it's only preseason. This fucking team left us holding our dicks / tits after decades of playing here because their owner was Rachel Phelps irl and no one would cough up public money. Now all these sad fucks here are rocking Rams gear. Fuck that noise, and fuck that fucking gigolo Stan Kroenke for making this living hell a reality.

At least St. Louis will be paying off ~140 million dollars of public debt on a stadium that hosts nothing more impressive than concerts and tractor pulls while their city continues to circle the drain. Trust other people brehs.

T234 · « **Reply #2981 on:** August 20, 2016, 11:09:39 PM »

In for fantasy.

team filler · « **Reply #2982 on:** August 21, 2016, 06:41:46 AM »

fuck the lams!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2983 on:** August 21, 2016, 07:05:54 AM »

In for fantasy as well, bitches

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2984 on:** September 01, 2016, 04:54:19 PM »

http://deadspin.com/skins-workbooks-found-in-dumpster-where-they-belong-1786062348

Deadskins stay losing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2985 on:** September 01, 2016, 05:31:50 PM »

Man that Teddy Bridgewater news is terrible. I hope he can recover. If not for the injury the Vikings would have been real good this year. TBH I think the Lions simply aren't good this year so we won't capitalize on the Vikings' fall.

zomgee · « **Reply #2986 on:** September 01, 2016, 06:07:32 PM »

Can't imagine how the rest of the team feels right now.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2987 on:** September 01, 2016, 11:07:45 PM »

Boos from a half filled SD stadium don't faze Kap after playing in Seattle a couple of times.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2988 on:** September 01, 2016, 11:09:04 PM »

I gotta tell you the whole Kap shit feels like right cause, wrong man, being displayed on real life.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2989 on:** September 01, 2016, 11:12:32 PM »

The big latch the media has put on Kap just screams slow news day.

OMG socks!

benjipwns · « **Reply #2990 on:** September 03, 2016, 12:57:26 AM »

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“It’s just ridiculous that the same league that prohibits the Dallas (Cowboys) football club from honoring the slain officers in their community with their uniforms stands silent when Kaepernick is dishonoring police officers with what he’s wearing on the field," Bill Johnson, executive director of the National Association of Police Organizations (a coalition of police unions and associations from across the country), told USA TODAY Sports.

“I think the league is in a downward spiral regarding their obligations to the public under (Commissioner) Roger Goodell," added Johnson, "and this is just another example of that."

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #2991 on:** September 03, 2016, 02:38:26 PM »

Vikings trading for Bradford

I really wanted to like this Minnesota team too

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2992 on:** September 03, 2016, 03:07:07 PM »

Should have waited for Kaep to be cut and picked him up.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2993 on:** September 03, 2016, 03:50:18 PM »

How much shit has been traded for Bradford at this point?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2994 on:** September 08, 2016, 07:14:11 PM »

Today's the day gentlemen. Finally a good football game on a Thursday. I don't expect this trend to continue

Still amazed that Sanchez isn't even good enough to hand off/check down/etc for Denver. I probably briefly heard of their QB in college since he played in the Big Ten but outside of that...who is this nicca

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #2995 on:** September 08, 2016, 08:50:38 PM »

running the fucking option against the denver broncos...

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #2996 on:** September 08, 2016, 09:52:31 PM »

only took 1.75 quarters to crack out the release time stats

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2997 on:** September 08, 2016, 11:40:14 PM »

CJ Anderson doing work for my fantasy team

zomgee · « **Reply #2998 on:** September 08, 2016, 11:50:34 PM »

Cam taking hits.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2999 on:** September 09, 2016, 09:18:00 AM »

Great game.

Dat Kubes kicker icing power

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Author Topic: Official NFL Thread: NFL Draft Weekend (Read 300113 times)