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Steve Contra · « **Reply #3180 on:** October 27, 2016, 02:54:47 PM »

http://www.espn.com/blog/seattle-seahawks/post/_/id/22769/seahawks-cb-richard-sherman-dresses-up-as-harry-potter

How do you not love this dude?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3181 on:** October 30, 2016, 02:24:09 PM »

Stafford gonna have another game-winning drive

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3182 on:** October 30, 2016, 02:38:46 PM »

This team is so trash. Defense is terrible man...

Osweiller is a horrible QB yet we're making him look like Brady.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3183 on:** October 30, 2016, 03:57:33 PM »

Jim Caldwell....

Down 7, with about 3 min left and 3 time outs...and you try an onside kick? What the fuck.

Huff · « **Reply #3184 on:** October 30, 2016, 07:15:02 PM »

Are the raiders really 6-2?

Where's that dumb bitch at

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3185 on:** October 30, 2016, 07:45:42 PM »

Whoops, was fixing my washer and didn't see Ty Montgomery was out. Thor, be sure to take out Antonio Brown so you win thoroughly (you won't need to tho)

Syph · « **Reply #3186 on:** October 30, 2016, 08:30:16 PM »

PD post if you're ok
they'll bounce back next we--oh it's the vikings---uhhhhh

just know there's always room on the patriots bandwagon

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at least for two more years anyway

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Mupepe · « **Reply #3187 on:** October 30, 2016, 08:32:03 PM »

Anyone else think the Texans will go all the way this year?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3188 on:** October 30, 2016, 10:12:02 PM »

Raiders got good a couple years after Al dies, who could have figured

Tasty · « **Reply #3189 on:** October 30, 2016, 10:30:43 PM »

Yay pats.

T234 · « **Reply #3190 on:** October 31, 2016, 01:11:07 AM »

Winning by .50 points.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3191 on:** October 31, 2016, 01:14:47 AM »

Whew boy. Cowboys' year?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3192 on:** October 31, 2016, 09:20:56 AM »

This dude in my fantasy league tried to dump his roster and sign just Bills players. The commish had to step in and put his team back together after some bitching. Even with both his running backs on a bye, he is still bouncing me by 50. :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3193 on:** October 31, 2016, 12:03:24 PM »

SUCK IT BRANDNEW

FINALLY A VICTORY, AGAINST THE ONLY TEAM BELOW ME IN THE STANDINGS THAT DIDN'T BOTHER TO SET HIS LINEUP

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3194 on:** October 31, 2016, 12:06:50 PM »

Quote from: T234 on October 31, 2016, 01:11:07 AM

Winning by .50 points.

Come on stat correction :p

Steve Contra · « **Reply #3195 on:** October 31, 2016, 01:01:12 PM »

Yesterday I was outside talking my parents on the phone and this homeless guy with a shopping cart is going through the neighbors trash. He hears me, looks up and says "the Raiders are going to win today".

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3196 on:** October 31, 2016, 03:06:19 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 31, 2016, 01:01:12 PM

Yesterday I was outside talking my parents on the phone and this homeless guy with a shopping cart is going through the neighbors trash. He hears me, looks up and says "the Raiders are going to win today".

I hope you had a few bucks to spare for JaMarcus Russell.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3197 on:** October 31, 2016, 03:29:17 PM »

Poor Raiders having to rely on the clairvoyance of the homeless.

Get that man a box seat ffs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3198 on:** October 31, 2016, 03:30:39 PM »

Poor Etoilet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3199 on:** November 01, 2016, 11:34:13 AM »

Barry Sanders>Emmitt Smith

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3200 on:** November 01, 2016, 11:36:40 AM »

3 rings > 0 rings

Huff · « **Reply #3201 on:** November 01, 2016, 09:03:21 PM »

Saw something about jags being interested in coughlin

Everything is the same the past is present is future

Syph · « **Reply #3202 on:** November 06, 2016, 03:25:45 PM »

9 mins to go PD...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3203 on:** November 06, 2016, 04:26:51 PM »

Mark Sanchize 1/1 on passing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3204 on:** November 06, 2016, 04:36:16 PM »

Lions with the most Lions win possible

Like the win but let's be real: the NFL's overtime rules are trash. While I love college football's OT rules I'd imagine the skill level is too high in the NFL to do something like that and end games in a timely manner. Still there has to be a better way than what we have now.

team filler · « **Reply #3205 on:** November 06, 2016, 07:03:38 PM »

AFC West is S-tier again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3206 on:** November 06, 2016, 09:15:47 PM »

Oakland looks good. Carr poised and accurate as fuck...and that o-line looks great against Denver's defense.

team filler · « **Reply #3207 on:** November 07, 2016, 12:14:42 AM »

Syph · « **Reply #3208 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:19:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2016, 09:15:47 PM

Oakland looks good. Carr poised and accurate as fuck...and that o-line looks great against Denver's defense.

yup, today was a good test for sure

nachobro · « **Reply #3209 on:** November 07, 2016, 11:19:33 AM »

Raiders gonna win the division and Oakland gonna be begging to build a stadium to get them to stay

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3210 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:52:47 PM »

At least I got to pretend I had a chance for awhile before Jimmy Graham Jimmy Graham'd

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3211 on:** November 07, 2016, 11:27:13 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 07, 2016, 09:52:47 PM

At least I got to pretend I had a chance for awhile before Jimmy Graham Jimmy Graham'd

team filler · « **Reply #3212 on:** November 09, 2016, 08:29:38 PM »

kara, we made it, comrade

Kara · « **Reply #3213 on:** November 10, 2016, 03:32:23 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 09, 2016, 08:29:38 PM

kara, we made it, comrade

That's what happens when you have a commitment to excellence.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3214 on:** November 10, 2016, 04:02:58 PM »

I've seen more Raider gear in the past 2 weeks then I've seen in the past 10 years.

Kara · « **Reply #3215 on:** November 11, 2016, 12:09:44 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 10, 2016, 04:02:58 PM

I've seen more Raider gear in the past 2 weeks then I've seen in the past 10 years.

In conversation I deliberately mispronounce the names of players on the Raiders this season to make it seem like I'm riding the bandwagon hard and irritate the "real" NFL fans that I have to deal with in professional settings.

team filler · « **Reply #3216 on:** November 11, 2016, 09:26:48 PM »

I still say Kim Newton.

You're like a young Al Davis, kara

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3217 on:** November 13, 2016, 01:50:16 PM »

Packers and Vikings popping the bed today

if both lose the Lions will be #1 in the NFC North

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3218 on:** November 13, 2016, 06:08:18 PM »

It's gonna be close, y does everyone have to score so high against me?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3219 on:** November 13, 2016, 07:32:06 PM »

RAPELESBERGER

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3220 on:** November 13, 2016, 07:48:27 PM »

Looks like another victory blown at the end lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3221 on:** November 13, 2016, 07:52:25 PM »

Cowboys scaring me brehs.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3222 on:** November 13, 2016, 08:01:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2016, 07:32:06 PM

RAPELESBERGER

bluemax · « **Reply #3223 on:** November 13, 2016, 11:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 13, 2016, 08:02:20 PM

Cowboys are definitely the favorites with the Pats so far.

Which I hate typing because fuck the cowboys.

The Pats defense is traaaaaash.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3224 on:** November 13, 2016, 11:39:06 PM »

Damn man, I've had a tough schedule. Hope I can scrape my way into finals still

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3225 on:** November 14, 2016, 11:32:15 AM »

best bye week ever

We #1 boys

Next two games are crucial and 0 room for error since it's a shortened week due to the Thanksgiving. Two games in four days...

Jaguars are bad but they're the type of team that can torch us. Bortles will look like Brady against us and he has multiple really good offensive weapons. It's a home game and we should be healthy (Slay will be back, maybe Levy...lol prob not). But man I'm not as confident as some are.

Then the Vikings on Thanksgiving day. I'm a lot more confident about that game. Vikings are imploding.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3226 on:** November 14, 2016, 02:44:38 PM »

Watching Zeke Elliot is like watching young Derek Rose.

"He's awesome, but this isn't going to last long."

zomgee · « **Reply #3227 on:** November 15, 2016, 10:11:45 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 14, 2016, 02:44:38 PM

Watching Zeke Elliot is like watching young Derek Rose.

"He's awesome, but this isn't going to last long."

If Jerry wakes up and keeps Dak as a QB, EE could stay strong. At least I *want* him to.

Most of this is the result of me wanting to see Tony Romo in a Browns uniform.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3228 on:** November 15, 2016, 10:31:06 AM »

He's playing behind one of the premier run blocking o-lines in the NFL, he'll be fine as long as Dak continues to develop. He's averaging about 22 carries a game which is not insane for a three down back.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3229 on:** November 15, 2016, 11:48:38 AM »

That's it though. A lot of the abuse he brings onto himself by 'finishing runs' with big hits. The only guys that get away with that are the larger guys like Bettis.

People point to Emmitt as a guy that had a long career, but he also had Moose Johnson asborbing a lot of his abuse and he wasn't afraid to duck hits and run out of bounds.

zomgee · « **Reply #3230 on:** November 15, 2016, 01:02:39 PM »

Jared Goff to start for the Rams Sunday.

Thanks to Chris Keener for your service, we will never forget you.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3231 on:** November 15, 2016, 01:11:48 PM »

At least let Keenum keep playing until they get shutout, he was getting so close.

dkdk · « **Reply #3232 on:** November 15, 2016, 11:32:09 PM »

zeke will learn to pick his spots on pushing for extra yards. he's too good not to realize he'll have to in order to prolong his career.

in other news mariota is 3rd in TDs this season and he's hot right now. we've got some tough but winnable games coming up but im starting to think we will win our division.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3233 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:40:05 AM »

I don't think Elliot has a career beyond 2018-19. If you have a top 5 O-line, you'll have a great running game, particularly in today's NFL with such awful defenses. But these RB's abuse themselves and then get replaced by younger or fresher legs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3234 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:44:52 AM »

What the fuck guys

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3235 on:** November 16, 2016, 01:49:10 AM »

I mean, I'd be happy to be wrong. Zeke is an OSU guy so I'll root for him when not playing the Steelers.

I just don't think RBs are a long-tenured position anymore.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3236 on:** November 20, 2016, 02:16:28 PM »

Number of fantasy owners not setting their line ups in our league is sad

dkdk · « **Reply #3237 on:** November 20, 2016, 04:36:59 PM »

Bill Voth ‏@billvoth 2h2 hours ago

In an hour, Ben Roethlisberger will have 10 wins at Browns Stadium, tying Derek Anderson for most wins by a QB. Ben plays there once a year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3238 on:** November 20, 2016, 06:31:34 PM »

Ugly ass Lions win. Bummed the Vikings also won today lol. We're still #1 in the division tho

Thanksgiving game will likely decide the NFC North

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3239 on:** November 20, 2016, 07:55:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/800498954286735360

Jeff Fisher

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