Can we discuss the kid who did a drive by on girls because he was unmoisturized?

[Atramental]

Ugh...

Fuck this post-ironic earth. 

edit: Fucker even edited out all the shit he was saying.

[Boogie]

PD, I think The Onion wrote an article for you:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131/

[Mupepe]

PD, I think The Onion wrote an article for you:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131/

Chronovore already posted it for you

[Boogie]

D'oh

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Jesus didn't write the Constitution just so you liberal pussies could go taking away my rights to have tactical nukes and ion canons.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I cannot read this final word

[benjipwns]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/family-research-council-spokesman-links-isla-vista-shooting-spree-gay-marriage

Family Research Council senior fellow Ken Blackwell yesterday linked the Isla Vista mass killings to marriage equality laws, which he claimed are destroying the culture. Speaking with FRC president Tony Perkins on “Washington Watch,” Blackwell blamed the shooting on “the crumbling of the moral foundation of the country” and “the attack on natural marriage and the family.”

“When these fundamental institutions are attacked and destroyed and weakened and abandoned, you get what we are now seeing,” Blackwell said, arguing that people who are “blaming the Second Amendment” are “avoiding talking about what is at the root cause of the problem.”

[Joe Molotov]

If lesbians weren't taking all the single women, he could have gotten laid. It all makes sense.

[Kara]

I cannot read this final word

"Dick"

Dude is srsly turned on by stroking that fat warhead.

[benjipwns]

If lesbians weren't taking all the single women, he could have gotten laid. It all makes sense.

I think it's important to investigate the effects of overturning Prop 8 in this case.

[CajoleJuice]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/family-research-council-spokesman-links-isla-vista-shooting-spree-gay-marriage

Family Research Council senior fellow Ken Blackwell yesterday linked the Isla Vista mass killings to marriage equality laws, which he claimed are destroying the culture. Speaking with FRC president Tony Perkins on “Washington Watch,” Blackwell blamed the shooting on “the crumbling of the moral foundation of the country” and “the attack on natural marriage and the family.”

“When these fundamental institutions are attacked and destroyed and weakened and abandoned, you get what we are now seeing,” Blackwell said, arguing that people who are “blaming the Second Amendment” are “avoiding talking about what is at the root cause of the problem.”

I was waiting for this.

[Brehvolution]

The mental gymnastics to come to that conclusion... This is a perfect example of a person not mentally fit to own guns.

[chronovore]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/family-research-council-spokesman-links-isla-vista-shooting-spree-gay-marriage

Family Research Council senior fellow Ken Blackwell yesterday linked the Isla Vista mass killings to marriage equality laws, which he claimed are destroying the culture. Speaking with FRC president Tony Perkins on “Washington Watch,” Blackwell blamed the shooting on “the crumbling of the moral foundation of the country” and “the attack on natural marriage and the family.”

“When these fundamental institutions are attacked and destroyed and weakened and abandoned, you get what we are now seeing,” Blackwell said, arguing that people who are “blaming the Second Amendment” are “avoiding talking about what is at the root cause of the problem.”

I want to stab my fingers into his eyeballs.

[Brehvolution]

http://jezebel.com/lessons-from-a-day-spent-with-the-ucsb-shooters-awful-f-1582884301/+tcraggs22

[Momo]

[9:17 AM]: elliot is an hero

i see pua are going old school

[Tasty]

http://jezebel.com/lessons-from-a-day-spent-with-the-ucsb-shooters-awful-f-1582884301/+tcraggs22

Fuck this gynocidal earth.

[ToxicAdam]

modern journalism: logging into a chat room and recording the results.

[chronovore]

modern journalism: logging into a chat room and recording the results.

It's actually a bit more investigative effort than the broadcast TV news effort of showing Tweets onscreen.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I am appreciative when anything vaguely resembling research or investigative work gets done at all. In this case, it worked.

[Brehvolution]

My favorite part is when she storms into her boyfriend's relax time in the bath (do men actually do this?), demanding to know if all men are terrible, and as he tries to console her she "leaves in a huff".

"Just a few, M'lady"

[brawndolicious]

I think she just went for the most radical forum that he went to and got the most validation for his views. I think I heard that his posts on bodybuilding.com were mostly ridiculed by other users, where he would complain about minorities and people who aren't rich getting girls and everyone basically called him a shit human being.

And that's.....a fairly superficial forum, right? It's clear that there's something seriously wrong to make a person think like Elliot.

[Joe Molotov]

My favorite part is when she storms into her boyfriend's relax time in the bath (do men actually do this?), demanding to know if all men are terrible, and as he tries to console her she "leaves in a huff".

Women, right?

#YesAllMen

[Tasty]

#YesAllMen take relaxing baths, obviously.

[Tasty]

My favorite part is when she storms into her boyfriend's relax time in the bath (do men actually do this?), demanding to know if all men are terrible, and as he tries to console her she "leaves in a huff".

"Just a few, M'lady"
(Image removed from quote.)

Oh god I didn't realize this was a GIF at first

[Joe Molotov]

#YesAllMen take relaxing baths, obviously.

Are terrible AND take relaxing baths.

[Kara]

Relaxing baths. 

On a more somber note, I could have gone a lifetime without knowing the word incel existed, or was something people actually believed.

[Steve Contra]

Get high, take a bath, read the Economist

[Pickles the Firecat]

Relaxing baths. 

On a more somber note, I could have gone a lifetime without knowing the word incel existed, or was something people actually believed.

http://vimeo.com/28466163

Enjoy

[Tasty]

Get high, take a bath, read the Economist

[Great Rumbler]

i was fronting on baths till i took a bath with bath salts that shit is

Just make sure you don't accidentally eat any of them.

[Kara]

I like to use that Dr. Bronner's stuff that comes in the bottles with absolutely outrageous labels which will never change. Castile soap baths. 

Sorry for sidetracking this thread BTW, it's not appropriate, even for The Bore.

[benjipwns]

Sorry for sidetracking this thread BTW, it's not appropriate, even for The Bore.

the crumbling of the moral foundation of the country” ... “When these fundamental institutions are attacked and destroyed and weakened and abandoned, you get what we are now seeing,”

[recursivelyenumerable]

is "gif" assumed to mean "animated gif" these days?

[Steve Contra]

is "gif" assumed to mean "animated gif" these days?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governance_Interoperability_Framework

[Himu]

#YesAllMen take relaxing baths, obviously.

I remember when arvie said he took baths daily. Does he still do that?

[Kara]

I try to, is that bad or something?

I have to start thinking about what's socially acceptable again.

[Himu]

It's bit bad, I just didn't think people did baths that often. He said he did it daily for an hour.

[Kara]

 :'(

For me it's:

20 minutes - Shit, I woke up too late this morning.
30 minutes - Shit, I worked too much last night.
45 minutes - Shit, it's deadline season and I don't want to get out and face things.

After an hour you'd probably be able to sell me as a prune.

[recursivelyenumerable]

A good bath would've saved a lot of lives here

[recursivelyenumerable]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ablutophilia

ablutophilia (plural ablutophilias)
1.A paraphilia involving sexual excitement by baths or showers.

[chronovore]

Bubble bath will pretty quickly fade, but bath salts will make your skin feel nice, and even increase buoyancy in high enough density.

[Phoenix Dark]

Baths are for children or rich people. As I'm neither, I avoid them.

[Kara]

I spend all my time amongst the latter, maybe that's why I am the way I am.

[Tasty]

I pretty much always look forward to my half-hour hot shower at 9pm each night.

Yeah I take long showers what of it

[Tasty]

I heard hot -> cold is really good for skin.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I should try drinking coffee just before showering, it could give me a triple word score flood of ideas that seem brilliant at the time

[Raban]

I heard hot -> cold is really good for skin.

it is.

The only reason you need conditioner is because shampoo strips all of your hairs natural oils. So, if you stop shampooing, you won't need to condition either because your body does it naturally. I'll add a warning though that if you start "no-poo"ing, the first couple weeks will be rough because your body is used to pumping out excess oil in your scalp to make up for the damage you regularly do to your hair and it'll be a little gross. After that though, beautiful, shiny, thick, hair is what awaits. My hair is short though, so your experience may differ.

yeah I can confirm this works for long hair too. I stopped shampooing about a year ago but I still use condish for the scent and because my hair gets really dry in California weather, but I've gone without it and haven't had trouble.

[Steve Contra]

This may be the weirdest thread drift ever.

[Rufus]

I've thought about this no-poo thing, but how do you get through life during the greasy hair period? I should have done it when I was still at Uni...

[Rufus]

My hair looks like I put product in it after just three days. People would notice for sure.

[Rahxephon91]

Wear a hat?

I'm going to try this no shampoo thing as well. I'll just put my hair in a ponytail and call it a day.

[chronovore]

Man, I forgot a crucial part of the shower experience. At the end, I turn it down to cold. I started doing it to train myself to tolerate swimming in ice water for an adventure run, but I still enjoy it. It closes the pores, stimulates the body and mind, supposedly increases testosterone, and James Bond did it. In the summer it keeps you cool and in the winter it makes the bathroom feel less cold when you get out. I wish I was man enough to take only cold showers.

This may be the weirdest thread drift ever.

+1 vote for COLD SHOWERS. Man, I love them. It's sad when it becomes so hot in Japan that even "cold" showers are almost warm.

As for thread drift, Elliott might have benefited from a series of cold showers, get over his sexual inadequacy, "incel" entitlement, sac'd up a little bit, and gained clarity of thought.

[Tasty]

Baths are awesome.  Japan knows where it's at on that score.  Use the shower to clean yourself, soak in the hot bath to relax.  Solves the "sitting in my own filth" problem folks like TheBusiness have.

That sounds too involved to me, tbh.

[Himu]

This may be the weirdest thread drift ever.

i started this. i am sorry

everything is my fault

EVERYTHING

[chronovore]

Step 1: Fill bath, get in bathroom, turn on water on the shower.
Step 2: Use shower to wash yourself while you stand outside the bath.
Step 3: Get in bath.

(now, if you're really hardcore Japanese, you're also going to use the shower to wash yourself when you get out, but I don't do that)

Actually, the "hardcore" Japanese old men bother me when I've been good enough to do the head-to-toe scrub down before entering the communal bath, and these entitled curs just step up to the bath, splash a little water over their junk, and then climb in. DUDE. GO WASH.

[chronovore]

Yeah, I was talking about well-mannered Japanese, so obviously not the old men, who are objectively the worst old men of any fucking country I swear.

...

Wow, I think I might agree. It's gotta be rough, overworking one's entire life, losing touch with one's own family by being constantly ABSENT, overworking so badly that there's no room for hobbies, only to retire and have NO relationship with family, and NOTHING to do with one's time. We've got guys in my town who aren't welcome in their own home; e.g. one wife doesn't want her husband hanging around, because he'll just sit in front of the TV all day, and ask her to bring him things, expecting to be waited upon, like he used to to on weekends, except it is now all-day, every day, so she kicks him out every morning.

It's also impossible to pick up any usable Japanese from them, because they're always talking without moving their lips or jaw, barely annunciating, and then they're stunned why I can't understand what they've said, so they'll just repeat it more loudly. It's so endemic to have middle-aged and older guys annunciate poorly that I've been told I pronounce words like a woman. Bring it, dawg, at least people can understand me.

[Kara]

It's gotta be rough, overworking one's entire life, losing touch with one's own family by being constantly ABSENT, overworking so badly that there's no room for hobbies, only to retire and have NO relationship with family, and NOTHING to do with one's time.

I'm a gaijin salaryman.  :'(

[TVC15]

Are we still talking about this?  I was hoping Maya Angelou would finally have done something worthwhile by knocking this snoozer of a story out of the news.

[TVC15]

Man, I really want to try bath salts.  I feel so old and un-hip.

[Tasty]

So what's the best way to wash your face? Usually I just use water unless my nose is really oily, in which case I'll use a bit of soap. I generally like how my face feels after using soap but it also gets dried out and I'm sure that can't be good.