E3 2014 - Nintendo Conference

[demi]

The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress

Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings.   

I ain't even in the closet, nicca. 

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I'd fuck Palutena with you, darling

[Himu]

they sure did goes out to make palutena have an ass

[Tasty]

you know there was a rumor a while ago that palutena was going to be in smash, that means that someone does indeed have leaked info on smash bros

http://nintendo3dsdaily.com/nintendo3dsnews/is-palutena-a-new-character-in-super-smash-bros-4/

Any fucking idiot could have called that, both Uprising and Smash are made by the same guy. It's like wondering why there are so many Kirby characters and why MetaKnight is broken.

[TVC15]

So did Star Fox look like shit?  I see no one talking about it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wasn't really shown.  Kotaku says its a demo in a really shoddy state and not very fun.

[cool breeze]

 :deadpos

[Tasty]

Wasn't really shown.  Kotaku says its a demo in a really shoddy state and not very fun.

And people wanted this.

[magus]

no, i don't think any fucking idiot could have called that considering it's a minor character in a one shot game that is inspired by some old ass game, beside that guy also provided photographic proof (sure photoshop and all but ehy! it turned out to be true)

there was another rumor that these were the remaining new character of the game

http://gematsu.com/2014/04/rumor-shulk-palutena-set-super-smash-bros

the mii one also turned out to be true, if another one turns out to be true that's the lamest list of new comer ever

[Phoenix Dark]

The Bore showing their nintensexuality under duress

Pretty sure most of us are closet Ninthings.   

I ain't even in the closet, nicca. 

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btw who is this? I was confused during the trailer, is she a Nintendo character or something?

[magus]

Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.

yeah, 2-3 nintendo games vs 1-2 sony games vs 0-2 microsoft game.  nothing in 2014 

tbh if nintendo went before the others it would've been pretty bad.  nintendo benefited from everyone else slumming it before them.

if i had to pick a console i'd buy a wii u on the simple fact that it's the only console that still feature japanese colorfull games instead of being a lamer pc, however everything nintendo does has been overdone to the point of nausea so it's rather hard to have a reaction more excited than an annoyed grunt

[Madrun Badrun]

You couldn't follow the story in the trailer PD? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Nintendo wins cause I'll probably buy a higher percentage of the games they showed than any of the other conferences.

yeah, 2-3 nintendo games vs 1-2 sony games vs 0-2 microsoft game.  nothing in 2014 

tbh if nintendo went before the others it would've been pretty bad.  nintendo benefited from everyone else slumming it before them.

if i had to pick a console i'd buy a wii u on the simple fact that it's the only console that still feature japanese colorfull games instead of being a lamer pc, however everything nintendo does has been overdone to the point of nausea so it's rather hard to have a reaction more excited than an annoyed grunt

Same but because I already have a PC and exclusives for xbone and ps4 were pretty exclusive. 

[Tasty]

[Madrun Badrun]

They are still 300$ here.  WTF is nintendo thinking.  They are like the prom queen that has gone through 3 kids over 2 failed marriages and still acts like they are all that. 

[Tasty]

via GAF

[demi]

List is missing Persona Q, assholes

[Madrun Badrun]

O man Bayanetta sales are going to suck if its this early;  no one who wants it has a wiiu. 

[Tasty]

List is missing Persona Q, assholes

No one cares about your stupid uguu spinoff, bitch.

[demi]

I'll slap the pubes off your nuts, child

[Tasty]

Probably going to be the boxart.

[Madrun Badrun]

Also I would totally let Bayanetta Link squat on my Cucco.

[Madrun Badrun]

the 'for' names are terrible.  But I guess it can't be helped when they are shipping both of these at once. 

[Tasty]

[Tasty]

O man Bayanetta sales are going to suck if its this early;  no one who wants it has a wiiu.

Yeah, that's the reason the sales are going to suck.

[TVC15]

I'll slap the pubes off your nuts, child

I'll suck the pubes off you.

[bork]

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via GAF

Why is Smash 3DS listed for October?  I thought that they said "Summer."   

[Tasty]

Smash and delays go together like PB&J.

Also the Nintendo stream is showing that ink game, looks really fun. Like, my kneejerk reaction was "SHOVELWARE CITY!" but it looks pretty great to play. Jumping in and out of ink looks like a lot of fun.

[demi]

No surprise Andy didnt bring this up....

No Bayo 1 for eShop

* The retail version of Bayonetta 2 comes with the first Bayonetta game. Digital downloads of Bayonetta 2 from Nintendo eShop do not include the first game.

Retail > Digital

[Tasty]

Well fuck. Physical it is I guess.

[Madrun Badrun]

O like you guys are sexually turned on my Bayanetta in Nintendo outfits and want to talk about it to internet strangers. 

[Great Rumbler]

Devil's Third looks dumb as hell. Will buy for $10 three months after release.

[a slime appears]

They're going over "Giant Robot" right now on their Treehouse live stream. Game looks alright but it really reminds me of Robot Alchemic Drive, which is one of the best mech games ever made.

[bork]

Smash and delays go together like PB&J.

Will expect the Wii U version in 2016 then.

[etiolate]

Giant Robot could be turned into a fun Godzilla game.

[etiolate]

New genre? It's Tower Defense Nntendo

[radioheadrule83]

These ideas really have potential... they're chatting too much shit around them, but they look fun.

Guard needs polishing up on the graphical side, but its a neat idea. It would probably more marketable with ghosts, monsters or marines - sort of pitched as a survival horror type thing, cameras going out... but I like the ROB style robots.

The actual robot game reminds me a bit of QWOP, Octodad and Gang Beasts... I've seen people saying it looks like slow shit, but I think the whole point is mastering the art of keeping balance and using that to put force in your limbs and knock the other robots down. It looked ropey to watch, but I think this looks potentially quite fun.

[magus]

They are showing x on stream right now

[a slime appears]

THEY ARE COVERING XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X ON THE LIVESTREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YCZ734RshPA

 

[Tasty]

Smash and delays go together like PB&J.

Will expect the Wii U version in 2016 then.

There's a pretty good chance it'll be 2015. I mean, if the 3DS version can slip by like four months, and the Wii U version was always "holiday," that's gotta be putting the pinch on it.

Brawl was supposed to be December 2007 before getting delayed to January for Japan and March for everywhere else. I can see the same happening again.

[MCD]

looks like a bad addon for star ocean 4

[etiolate]

Yeah, Nintendo with actual games of interest. Pretty interested in Splatoon, and that Zelda might turn out nice, but I'd like to see more of it. 

[magus]

they have switched to showing zelda musou...

you know it kinda feels alien to, you know, watch actual gameplay of games that have been announced

[a slime appears]

you know it kinda feels alien to, you know, watch actual gameplay of games that have been announced

Nintendo is killing it with this Treehouse livestream they have going. I'm not talking about content of the stream, the quality of the games, or even variety. It simply because they are dedicating hours of live demonstrations to all their games and that's exactly what I want out of E3.

Basically what GameSpot and IGN do every year, lol.

[Beezy]

Hyrule Warriors and Smash Bros might be enough for me to buy a Wii U at then end of the year or early next year. :'(

[magus]

xenoblade chronicle enviroment were really nice looking however i still hate big open space with a burning passion, the MMO combat still looks like boring as fuck and i don't understand why they keep winking their eyes that the game has MMO element (i mean you start by creating a custom made character) but just don't outright tell us

zelda musou looks boring and like every other musou game with the occasional gimmick here and there to remind you it's supposed to also be a zelda game

[Rahxephon91]

So Xenoblade has a custom character? Are they mute? What is this bull shit?

And yeah the character designs are ugly. The art does look like SO4 reject.

[magus]

So Xenoblade has a custom character? Are they mute? What is this bull shit?

And yeah the character designs are ugly. The art does look like SO4 reject.

the demo skipped most of the cutscene but the little you could see were with that black chick talking to the player without the player replying

honestly xenoblade plot was terrible, if they shy away from it, it's for the better

they are doing that super lame looking shooting jizz game next

[etiolate]

Yeah Splatoon is a simple, clever twist on shooters that makes me actually interested in a shooter.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya Nintendo is great at making simple super fun party games and splatoon looks like it will be great;  its a shame I'm not 12 anymore and have those sorts of parties. 

[DCharlieJP]

I am obviously missing something because I thought splatoon looked god awful

Glad Bayonetta 1 is included with 2 - now Nthings can find out why they are so excited for a follow up of the first game

But yes - sign me up for X and Bayonetta - no interest in anything else.

not even seen the Xburks and PsSore streams yet - suffering from apath-e3

[Steve Contra]

Considering how the game plays it looks like it'll only be good in online multiplayer anyway (if it's any good)

[magus]

they have gone into mario maker... is there anybody that care about this?

[etiolate]

As a competitive, PVP sorta player, Splatoon interests me a lot. There's  a lot of tactics, skill and risk/reward to consider. The demo map looks well made as well.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm really hoping they don't shit the bed with online for those two games.

[Bebpo]

Just looking at the initial post again, jeez EVERYTHING is 2015 besides Bayo2 and some dumb Toad mini-game collection.

I mean I get the PS4/XB1 games taking until 2015 (aka, year 2) to get familiar with the new hardware and get some good stuff out, but Wii U hardware is essentially X360/PS3 and 2015 is going to be year 3 for it.  Pretty sad that some of those 2015 games like Kirby/Yoshi couldn't have been 2014.

[Steve Contra]

Real talk, are stores even going to be actively stocking enough WiiU shit next year for any of this to even matter?  At what point does Nintendo have to call this one?

[Vizzys]

smash tourny is startin

[magus]

:geoff

[Rahxephon91]

The Wii U is going to take the spot of the Vita at retail stores. Not like the Vita needs it.

[radioheadrule83]

I'm really hoping they don't shit the bed with online for those two games.

There's no way Splatoon ISN'T designed with online in mind. You need the gamepad for map, spawn controls and location jumps - and they're showing 4 v 4 on the show floor -- this isn't going to be a LAN party / system connect game, its definitely going to be online and decent. My only question is how far they'll go with the social stuff for it... I'd really like to see full voice chat for this one. At least for friend games... seems like a game that would be better with good communication

Mario Maker looks really good.

They should have built these commentators into Smash... sooo shit haha
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