1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Joe Molotov]

oic

[Mr. Nobody]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Who's bitch this is?


Translation: Look how good I am at fighting games, so I know she's not mine.

[demi]

WHO BITCH THIS IS

[Joe Molotov]

WHO BITCH THIS IS

The question remains on the table.

[doctavius bonbon]

This 3ds adapter thread has gone delightfully distinguished mentally-challenged as well

[Am_I_Anonymous]

WHO BITCH THIS IS

The question remains on the table.

[Mr. Gundam]

This 3ds adapter thread has gone delightfully distinguished mentally-challenged as well

HEAVEN FORBID YOU OWN A SCREWDRIVER SET JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE WILL GET MAD OVER EVERYTHING

[Am_I_Anonymous]

This 3ds adapter thread has gone delightfully distinguished mentally-challenged as well

And there's more!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=972326





Which "average joe" does not have a goddamn phillips head screwdriver in their house?

[Mr. Nobody]

Even the stuffiest nerds have some tools around.


These Neogaf people 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Even the stuffiest nerds have some tools around.


These Neogaf people 

And shit in a pinch you can use a butter knife or a pen cap.

[Himu]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

Bitch about a screwdriver and an common AC adapters brehs.

[TVC15]

Nintendo's ability to create new pointless problems is almost equal to my own.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's just a precision philips screwdriver. I don't know anybody who DOESN'T have one.




Edit: To be fair I don't know anybody with kids who doesn't have one. Kids toys have been using a precision philips sized screw for about 5 years.

[Himu]

We went through dudes toolbox. He opens up computers and fixes em for a living and he didn't have a precision Phillips. We had to order one online. It wasn't at Home Depot or anything iirc. This was 5 years ago.

I watched that video, and requiring your users to do all that to change out a micro sd is complete banal.

And the 3ds does not have a "common" af adaptor. Are you for real? No wonder you're conservative.

Defend stupid corporations, brehs.

I cannot think of a single machine, from cameras, to even the 3ds or psp, that requires you to literally OPEN UP YOUR MACHINE to switch out an sd card. The very thought is laughable.

[Mr. Nobody]

Taking things apart at an early age 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I cannot think of a single machine, from cameras, to even the 3ds or psp, that requires you to literally OPEN UP YOUR MACHINE to switch out an sd card. The very thought is laughable.

I can concur with this. Makes literally no fucking sense.

I also wonder how many people will damage it by doing said install. It just seems very silly to have people with literally no experience working on devices to take this thing apart. 

Edit: Knowing nintendo they probably used a cheap ass screw too which will probably strip.

[Himu]

Does anyone know if the new  Japanese 3ds comes with an ac adaptor?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Does anyone know if the new  Japanese 3ds comes with an ac adaptor?

http://kotaku.com/nintendos-ac-adapter-policy-isnt-fair-1679656730


Nope. But to be fair they are way more handheld multi-generational gamers in japan I think. That culture loves them some gaming on the go.

[Steve Youngblood]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

I can't speak to how unique the screw is on the New 3DS, and I agree that the micro-SD port not being readily accessible is rather silly, but I will note that needing screwdrivers for kids' toys is rather common. Just last night I needed a Phillips head to switch out the AA battery that powers my son's motorized Percy train (character from Thomas and Friends for those fortunate enough to not know who that is). It's a kid's toy and switching out the battery is absolutely something that is going to have to be done semi-regularly if it's used at all.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

I can't speak to how unique the screw is on the New 3DS, and I agree that the micro-SD port not being readily accessible is rather silly, but I will note that needing screwdrivers for kids' toys is rather common. Just last night I needed a Phillips head to switch out the AA battery that powers my son's motorized Percy train (character from Thomas and Friends for those fortunate enough to not know who that is). It's a kid's toy and switching out the battery is absolutely something that is going to have to be done semi-regularly if it's used at all.

Steve, why y'all culling all the BCT posters lately bro?

[Steve Youngblood]

Steve, why y'all culling all the BCT posters lately bro?

I honestly have no idea what you're asking.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Steve, why y'all culling all the BCT posters lately bro?

I honestly have no idea what you're asking.

Steven, it appears to me that a lot of members who post in the Black Culture Thread have been banned as of late. What in the dickens is going on good chap?



Culling:

reduce the population of (a wild animal) by selective slaughter.
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"
synonyms:   kill, slaughter, destroy, harvest
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"

[Himu]

Fuck. Does that mean the regular sized 3ds doesn't come with one too or are they only talking about LL's? I'm importing that regular new 3ds, xl's suck.

[Steve Youngblood]

Steven, it appears to me that a lot of members who post in the Black Culture Thread have been banned as of late. What in the dickens is going on good chap?



Culling:

reduce the population of (a wild animal) by selective slaughter.
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"
synonyms:   kill, slaughter, destroy, harvest
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"

Let me rephrase: I'm not up on who has been banned from BCT. I suppose I could glance through the ban log, but that requires effort.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Steven, it appears to me that a lot of members who post in the Black Culture Thread have been banned as of late. What in the dickens is going on good chap?



Culling:

reduce the population of (a wild animal) by selective slaughter.
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"
synonyms:   kill, slaughter, destroy, harvest
"he sees culling deer as a necessity"

Let me rephrase: I'm not up on who has been banned from BCT. I suppose I could glance through the ban log, but that requires effort.

Not a huge deal. Just noticed them crying about it.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147483800&postcount=11052

[Himu]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

I can't speak to how unique the screw is on the New 3DS, and I agree that the micro-SD port not being readily accessible is rather silly, but I will note that needing screwdrivers for kids' toys is rather common. Just last night I needed a Phillips head to switch out the AA battery that powers my son's motorized Percy train (character from Thomas and Friends for those fortunate enough to not know who that is). It's a kid's toy and switching out the battery is absolutely something that is going to have to be done semi-regularly if it's used at all.

You're a parent, though. When I said kids toy, I wasn't being literal. 3ds is used by people of all ages. When I tried to open my ds it sure as hell didn't support a regular Phillips. It seems this one doesn't either. It's not exactly a tool non-parents really use.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

I can't speak to how unique the screw is on the New 3DS, and I agree that the micro-SD port not being readily accessible is rather silly, but I will note that needing screwdrivers for kids' toys is rather common. Just last night I needed a Phillips head to switch out the AA battery that powers my son's motorized Percy train (character from Thomas and Friends for those fortunate enough to not know who that is). It's a kid's toy and switching out the battery is absolutely something that is going to have to be done semi-regularly if it's used at all.

You're a parent, though. When I said kids toy, I wasn't being literal. 3ds is used by people of all ages. When I tried to open my ds it sure as hell didn't support a regular Phillips. It seems this one doesn't either. It's not exactly a tool non-parents really use.

yeah I edited my post to reflect that earlier. If you have kids you have this particular screwdriver as them thomas the tank engine toys ain't fixing themselves.

[SmokyDave]

It's just a #00 Phillips. I'm surprised more people don't have a set of precision screwdrivers around the house. I had sets long before the kid arrived, and they've come in handy plenty.

Now I'm wondering how many GAFfers own a drill.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Now I'm wondering how many GAFfer's parents own a drill.

Fixed that for you.

[Robo]

Why would I need a drill?  That's what I have money for.

[Supermanisdead]

Fuck. Does that mean the regular sized 3ds doesn't come with one too or are they only talking about LL's? I'm importing that regular new 3ds, xl's suck.

How much is a Japanese n3ds going to cost with shipping and stuff. I want one too.

[Kraftwerk]

Hid a banned site via URL shortener;

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=972500

come at me mods

 

[Kraftwerk]

I see how it is Steve, you think you are hot shit eh?

[Mr. Gundam]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

Lots of things that require special tools don't come with them. It's not new.

If you think I'm defending Nintendo you're delusional. I just find the people upset over Nintendo not including a screw driver hilarious.

Aside from a jack and a tire iron, why doesn't my car come with the tools necessary to work on it?

[Steve Youngblood]

I see how it is Steve, you think you are hot shit eh?



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Locking threads makes me feel like a big man.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I see how it is Steve, you think you are hot shit eh?



(Image removed from quote.)

Locking threads makes me feel like a big man.

[Mr. Gundam]

Batteries in kids toys now need to be covered with a lid that is screwed in place, at least in the US. Safety regulations so the kids don't get to the batteries and potentially hurt themselves (ie. battery acid, ingest them, etc.).

My daughter's Glow Worm eats batteries like crazy so I'm constantly swapping out rechargeable batteries for the damn thing.

I'm also a homeowner and do my own maintenance. I've got lots of tools in the garage.

[Joe Molotov]

Most people instantly recognize (and bow down to) Kraftwerks.

But not 71-year-old legendary Neogaf moderator Steve Youngblood, according to a Wednesday report from UsWeekly.

...

'Kraftwerks tried to bro down with him,' said the source. But Steve was 'unimpressed.'

The moderator genius then said, 'Let's get one thing straight. You're a wannabe.

[Kraftwerk]

haha

[Himu]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

Lots of things that require special tools don't come with them. It's not new.

If you think I'm defending Nintendo you're delusional. I just find the people upset over Nintendo not including a screw driver hilarious.

Aside from a jack and a tire iron, why doesn't my car come with the tools necessary to work on it?

You're defending Nintendo because you don't think it's absurd that requiring a piece of electronics to be opened up manually with a screw driver to change an sd card to begin with, and instead lash out against people who don't have precision phillips screwdrivers because they're not parents.

Tell me any other piece of tech that requires being opened up with a screwdriver to switch out an sd card.

I'll be waiting.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

To be fair, the screwdsNintendo uses for their machines require unique screwdrivers. When I dropped my ds life way back when and heard a dangling noise, we tried everything in our power to open it up with a Phillips. We had order a special phillips capable of opening that specific screw just to open the ds up.

Considering Nintendo didn't include an af adaptor, who wants to bet they didn't give the screw a regular screw either?

More than that, requiring a screw for a port that is advertised as customizable for a kids toy machine is fucking stupid, and the fact you guys are defending Nintendo's hilarious negligence because LOL PHILLIPS HEAD is pretty dumb dumb.

Lots of things that require special tools don't come with them. It's not new.

If you think I'm defending Nintendo you're delusional. I just find the people upset over Nintendo not including a screw driver hilarious.

Aside from a jack and a tire iron, why doesn't my car come with the tools necessary to work on it?

You're defending Nintendo because you don't think it's absurd that requiring a piece of electronics to be opened up manually with a screw driver to change an sd card to begin with, and instead lash out against people who don't have precision phillips screwdrivers because they're not parents.

Tell me any other piece of tech that requires being opened up with a screwdriver to switch out an sd card.

I'll be waiting.

https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Nikon+CoolPix+S5+SD+Card+Replacement/13605

http://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Install_or_replace_your_SD_card_Kyocera_Torque/47366-132

[Himu]

Hmmm.

Another piece of Japanese hardware.

I'm noticing a pattern here.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i mean are we really gonna argue about this

please

yes, Esch......are you team screwdriver or team nintendo....make a decision.



or

[huckleberry]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I always knew Nintendo would tear us apart.

[Himu]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I always knew Nintendo would tear us apart.

It was inevitable....Nintendo or Taco Bell...it was written many ages ago.

[Himu]

Taco Bell unites us.

Nintendo destroys us.

Nintendo must perish.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Taco Bell unites us.

Nintendo destroys us.

Nintendo must perish.

What if Taco Bell were to give away amiibos?

 

[Himu]

I'd stop eating there.

[nachobro]

Hmmm.

Another piece of Japanese hardware.

I'm noticing a pattern here.

A couple printer/scanners at the office have screws on the SD holder. There's a few models of Dell laptops like that too iirc.

[Himu]

What kind of screw drivers do they require?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Taco Bell unites us.

Nintendo destroys us.

Nintendo must perish.

What if Taco Bell were to give away amiibos?

 

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[Positive Touch]

What kind of screw drivers do they require?

LET IT GO

[Am_I_Anonymous]

What kind of screw drivers do they require?

LET IT GO

You know Himu, right? LOL

I'm pretty sure she's still mad at dudes who insulted squall in 6th grade.

[Himu]

What kind of screw drivers do they require?

LET IT GO

FINE

[Mr. Gundam]

Catching feels over a screwdriver.

TO THE PARK WITH YOU.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Catching feels over a screwdriver.

TO THE PARK WITH YOU.

I've caught many feels over a screwdriver sir

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Stoli

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