Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6020983 times)

Kara · « **Reply #31800 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:45:57 AM »

It's a remix of an old joke on GAF where he appeared to be banned but wasn't.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #31801 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:16:19 AM »

fuck I wish Dragon Quest sold outside of Japan

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31802 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:41:19 AM »

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 13, 2015, 03:03:44 AM

Who the hell wants to play DQ8 on a 3DS?

That's really the biggest question. You can pretty much emulate the PS2 version at this point, no reason to go with crappy 240p resolution.

demi · « **Reply #31803 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:50:36 AM »

I'll play DQ8 on 3DS because emulation is for poor people and the iOS version is dogshit

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31804 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:53:26 AM »

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my Steam sales and emulation.

Tasty · « **Reply #31805 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:21:31 AM »

Quote

Hopefully nothing, let's get this franchise off the ghetto that is handheld gaming from Nintendo.

Quote

Fucking no please, I thought DQ was on Sony side now, so pissed off atm. DQXI dream is dead.

It's been like TEN FUCKING YEARS since the DQ9 announcement and these goobers still haven't learned.

Also one shitty Musou spinoff means DQ is "Sony side now."

Yeah that's why they keep updating DQ10 with new content and ported it to 3DS. Sure.

bork · « **Reply #31806 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:28:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163781962&postcount=142

Quote from: terrisus;163781962

Also, I missed this earlier:

Quote
I'm starting out at 330.

My wife weighs a decent amount more than you, and has managed to have jobs for most of the past 15 years.
Don't use it as an excuse.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31807 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:30:11 AM »

No wonder the dude doesn't care for sex.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #31808 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:30:14 AM »

Quote from: bork laser on May 13, 2015, 09:28:28 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163781962&postcount=142
Quote from: terrisus;163781962
Also, I missed this earlier:

Quote
I'm starting out at 330.

My wife weighs a decent amount more than you, and has managed to have jobs for most of the past 15 years.
Don't use it as an excuse.

There's serious cash to be made in competitive eating.

Quote from: Brehvolution on May 13, 2015, 09:30:11 AM

No wonder the dude doesn't care for sex.

It's not like he's a playboy either, if that neofeggit wedding photo is real.

zomgee · « **Reply #31809 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:53:16 AM »

Pop quiz hotshots: Terrisus vs Creepy Stalker

Winner faces Huelen

Edit: Fuck it why don't we make a bracket

octopushover · « **Reply #31810 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:30:28 AM »

terrisus

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786954&postcount=163

this from the guy who complains constantly about all the things in his life preventing him from doing anything

ban message should be: physician heal thyself
when it expires: when you get a job

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31811 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

huckleberry · « **Reply #31812 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:45:11 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

that's some goddam ether right there.

sarslip · « **Reply #31813 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:06:20 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045450

also god damn at those grain ether distributions handed out to terrisus

bork · « **Reply #31814 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:06:56 AM »

Quote from: huckleberry on May 13, 2015, 10:45:11 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

that's some goddam ether right there.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #31815 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:09:31 AM »

Nintendo chases off yet another one of their very social public speakers?

You don't say.

Tasty · « **Reply #31816 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:11:11 AM »

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There Hasn't Been An Original Mainline Sonic Done By Main Sonic Team Since 08

Give you one guess who made this thread.

studyguy · « **Reply #31817 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:11:23 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

Shit on dudes while living a life devoid of sex and full of depression brehs.

sarslip · « **Reply #31818 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:14:44 AM »

some hard truths being delivered in this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163793029&postcount=3310

meanwhile at CD Projekt Red

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #31819 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:19:10 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

Tasty · « **Reply #31820 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:25:37 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163795465&postcount=22

Huelen getting torn a new one every other post.

Goddamn I love Huelen threads, every single one backfires.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31821 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:29:37 AM »

the mods freed huelen, but otrebor remains locked in the dungeon

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #31822 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM »

I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31823 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:42:11 AM »

zomgee · « **Reply #31824 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:42:31 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

<.<

studyguy · « **Reply #31825 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:46:36 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on May 13, 2015, 11:14:44 AM

some hard truths being delivered in this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163793029&postcount=3310

meanwhile at CD Projekt Red

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31826 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:49:09 AM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM

I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.

his obese wife treats him like garbage, he sits at home alone and bored, god has tried to kill him multiple times. and an atheist, so good luck with the Job redemption story.

zomgee · « **Reply #31827 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM

I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.

He's a troll. Or at least he is the most tone deaf poster there is in history.

"I bought an iPad on the way home from the sex shop the other day..."

"I was pulling anal beads out of my ass the other day like I was trying to start a lawnmower and the thought occurred to me I needed a new phone, GAF - what's the best model?

"I was thinking about Sonic game while drilling into my skull..."

EDIT: SHIT. I thought you were talking about Huelen.

Tasty · « **Reply #31828 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:52:11 AM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM

I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.

Yeah do you mean Huelen or Terrisus lol

Tasty · « **Reply #31829 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:54:08 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 13, 2015, 11:49:53 AM

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM
I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.

He's a troll. Or at least he is the most tone deaf poster there is in history.

"I Bought An IPad On The Way Home From The Sex Shop The Other Day..."

"I Was Pulling Anal Beads Out Of My Ass The Other Day Like I Was Trying To Start A Lawnmower And The Thought Occurred To Me I Needed A New Phone, GAF - What's The Best Model?

"I Was Thinking About Sonic Game While Drilling Into My Skull..."

EDIT: SHIT. I thought you were talking about Huelen.

Fixed.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31830 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:59:45 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 13, 2015, 11:49:53 AM

EDIT: SHIT. I thought you were talking about Huelen.

Maybe he means both, they're apparently "friends."

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31831 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:01:05 PM »

Quote from: huckleberry on May 13, 2015, 10:45:11 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

that's some goddam ether right there.

You can smell terrisus coming like a taco when he hiccups.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #31832 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:11:26 PM »

I meant huelen. Terrisus is just too far gone.

studyguy · « **Reply #31833 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:14:06 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 11:49:09 AM

Quote from: Supermanisdead on May 13, 2015, 11:41:54 AM
I feel bad for him. Everyone on the forum hates him but he's not even a troll. I would do a lot with his level of infamy.
his obese wife treats him like garbage, he sits at home alone and bored, god has tried to kill him multiple times. and an atheist, so good luck with the Job redemption story.

"My son I changed my mind, I don't need some wack dude up here fucking my shit"

Steve Contra · « **Reply #31834 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 11:02:12 AM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 13, 2015, 02:32:15 AM
Whatever happened to white man?

think he's doing alright taking some internet time off iirc

Whitey is doing good, just taking a long internet break.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31835 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:53:21 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

First post just looked like some drive-by trolling, but then I saw the second post and I was like

mormapope · « **Reply #31836 on:** May 13, 2015, 01:40:11 PM »

Terrisus's life sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch or special.

sarslip · « **Reply #31837 on:** May 13, 2015, 02:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 13, 2015, 01:20:04 PM

I can't get over the error of using 'either' instead of 'neither'. Ruined a perfectly good post.

how very >.>

of you

Jansen · « **Reply #31838 on:** May 13, 2015, 02:33:33 PM »

studyguy · « **Reply #31839 on:** May 13, 2015, 02:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 13, 2015, 02:33:33 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

2015 and complaining over what video stream to watch while multitasking by posting on videogame forums.

Tasty · « **Reply #31840 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:04:22 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163819219#post163819219

Trent Dole · « **Reply #31841 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:10:58 PM »

I see multiple people with Splatoon avatars.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #31842 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:12:52 PM »

Is splatoon mlg approved yet

bork · « **Reply #31843 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 13, 2015, 03:04:22 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163819219#post163819219

(Image removed from quote.)

WTF is this?

Kara · « **Reply #31844 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:27:31 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 13, 2015, 03:12:52 PM

Is splatoon mlg approved yet

Jizzing on other people is certainly homoerotic enough for MLG.

Tasty · « **Reply #31845 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 13, 2015, 03:27:31 PM

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 13, 2015, 03:12:52 PM
Is splatoon mlg approved yet

Jizzing on other people is certainly homoerotic enough for MLG.

Tasty · « **Reply #31846 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:31:48 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on May 13, 2015, 03:20:08 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 13, 2015, 03:04:22 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163819219#post163819219

(Image removed from quote.)

WTF is this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Looks like a MLP original character

Edit- Wait it's Sakurai as a pony

x2

FStop7 · « **Reply #31847 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:34:40 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

Oh my god. That second post is brutal reality. But the first post... I'm not a fan of ter but taking a swing at his wife kinda sucks, she's not on GAF to speak for herself.

bork · « **Reply #31848 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:52:46 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 13, 2015, 03:31:48 PM

Quote from: bork laser on May 13, 2015, 03:20:08 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 13, 2015, 03:04:22 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163819219#post163819219

(Image removed from quote.)

WTF is this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Looks like a MLP original character

Edit- Wait it's Sakurai as a pony x2

studyguy · « **Reply #31849 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:57:19 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on May 13, 2015, 03:34:40 PM

That second post is brutal reality. But the first post... I'm not a fan of ter but taking a swing at his wife kinda sucks, she's not on GAF to speak for herself.

When has someone not being on the site ever stopped them from taking the piss out of someone?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31850 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:28:43 PM »

True. For instance, should I hold my piss in until Obama joins The Bore to defend himself?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #31851 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:48:38 PM »

Jalapeno poppers

should I do it brehs

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31852 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:53:19 PM »

That thread though
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163825513&postcount=257

Quote from: studyguy on May 13, 2015, 02:37:08 PM

Quote from: Jansen on May 13, 2015, 02:33:33 PM
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2015 and complaining over what video stream to watch while multitasking by posting on videogame forums.

That thread blew up fast.
There has got to be some serious salt hidden in there, but I can't be arsed to flip through 20 pages of it.

Yulwei · « **Reply #31853 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

lmao

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #31854 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:02:29 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on May 13, 2015, 11:14:44 AM

some hard truths being delivered in this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163793029&postcount=3310

meanwhile at CD Projekt Red

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

I'd love for them to turn around and say "Well you shouldn't have wanted it on a console with a laptop APU"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Says the person with an all AMD build and is fucked either way since they will probably fuck up the drivers again. Direct X12 save me

[close]

studyguy · « **Reply #31855 on:** May 13, 2015, 05:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on May 13, 2015, 05:02:29 PM

I'd love for them to turn around and say "Well you shouldn't have wanted it on a console with a laptop APU"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Says the person with an all AMD build and is fucked either way since they will probably fuck up the drivers again. Direct X12 save me
[close]

When W2 first dropped I had cross fire 4890's in my build. When you started Witcher, you'd think I had just started a space heater.
Surprised that shit didn't burn my pad down.

Kara · « **Reply #31856 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:15:41 PM »

My fav thing about The Witcher is that it's just a vehicle for tech discussion and the game itself is largely ignored. Even the creative output of Poland is forgot about.

For a long time I was afraid that single player Unreal games would never be reincarnated.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31857 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:23:07 PM »

It seems lately that when a new game comes out everything about it is discussed at length (how sexist it is, how representative it is of population, how racist it is, how historically accurate it is/isn't, the resolutions, the frame rates) everything. Except for whether or not its fun.

In music we always said, "You must kill to dissect" but they're just killing but not dissecting.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31858 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:24:04 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 13, 2015, 06:15:41 PM

My fav thing about The Witcher is that it's just a vehicle for tech discussion and the game itself is largely ignored. Even the creative output of Poland is forgot about.

More like blaming consoles for existing sometimes.

Kara · « **Reply #31859 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 06:26:07 PM

Complain about downgrades when only archwizards from the deepest recesses of steam erovisual novel fandom can max the game, brehs

(Image removed from quote.)

Clinton lied, people cried. CDPR lied, fanpersons died .

News:

Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6020983 times)