1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Phoenix Dark]

I can just imagine his autist self counting each public hair that enters his snaggle teeth as he dives deep into her pink wonder land.

[zomgee]

Maybe she was the first person to touch his peener.

Terrisus has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

[king of the internet]

I can just imagine his autist self counting each public hair that enters his snaggle teeth as he dives deep into her pink wonder land.

I doubt that dude's ever eaten pussy in his life

[studyguy]

The saddest fact is beyond a shadow of a doubt Terrisus has smashed. Which is prob more than you could say for a good portion of the dudes on GAF.

[Phoenix Dark]

The saddest fact is beyond a shadow of a doubt Terrisus has smashed. Which is prob more than you could say for a good portion of the dudes on GAF.

Technically wouldn't he be the one being smashed.
 :lenowned

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045876

 

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045876

 

Girl I rock this shit better than you ever would

[Eel O'Brian]

carry the bag, they always have candy in there

[Tasty]

carry the bag, they always have candy in there

And tampons!

[Eel O'Brian]

two great tastes that go great together

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045876

 

Testing the limits of your masculinity?

[ToxicAdam]

two great tastes that go great together

[Steve Contra]

12 page thread about carrying a purse

[Mr. Nobody]

12 page thread about carrying a purse

Par for the OT course really 

[Kara]

12 page thread about carrying a purse

#notallmen

[Phoenix Dark]

I learned how to deal with that as a kid, when my mom would have me hold her purse. All you do is hold it in the most manly, inconsiderate way possible so everyone knows it couldn't possibly be yours. I used to just grip it like a basketball.

Side note: I've never looked inside a woman's purse. My mom told me not to when I was a kid.

[Mr Gilhaney]

I don't really know John Walker but that Molyneux interview was sensational.

If someone harbored hate for a long time has been who hasn't been important in more than a decade, sure.

I don't hate Molyneux and I doubt that guy does either. He fully deserves finally being told what others should have a long time ago though.. I've met him and he seems like a nice guy at first, but he shows his true petty cunty side every once in a while and everyone eventually gets angry with him. He refuses to ever listen to any advice and will openly mock his PR people for... Trying to do their job and not to get him into the trouble he constantly gets himself in, in front of everyone. I know more than a few people who worked with him all the way from back when they started Lionhead (yeah used to be even nerdier than now and also visited their studio and shit) and they all tell the same stories.

All those fools getting upset at an interview asking real questions for once, don't really get it and will say "lol yeah, offend him just because he once promised a feature or two that never got delivered". That isn't the case and they broke so many rules with the kickstarter as well, and never delivered the backers rewards which they are actually obliged to, and isn't just a "this might happen" thing.

I'm somewhat glad Lionhead started exclusively making fable games and Molyeux started making mobile games. Made it so easy for me to stop caring.

[studyguy]

I learned how to deal with that as a kid, when my mom would have me hold her purse. All you do is hold it in the most manly, inconsiderate way possible so everyone knows it couldn't possibly be yours. I used to just grip it like a basketball.

Side note: I've never looked inside a woman's purse. My mom told me not to when I was a kid.

That's because its where women keep all the hearts and souls of the "nice guys" they've befriended over the years.

[mormapope]

I agree with the scorn Molypeux got for the kickstarter shit and not paying the winner for the mobile shit game he made. However, most of the hate and celebration came of as bandwagon hoppers that wanted to shit on him because they bought Fable 1 or something he made a long time ago and they didn't like it. Someone can diss and hate a person for all the reasons in the world, but when it comes to justifying that hate, most people said "he never delivers on his promises."

Why would you believe him in the first place after his fuckery happened more than once? His flowery as fuck language should be the first warning sign that he's full of shit. The interviewer didn't ask smart questions that weren't inflammatory but still could put Peter in a corner, he asked questions any gaming forum try hard/special fellow could've asked.

Good journalism is when someone uses their own skills and smarts to uncover something at length. Making a middle aged dude look and feel like a sad pile of shit is something most people could do.

[nudemacusers]

giving the purse thread a second breath of life with my msrp drop

[Kara]

giving the purse thread a second breath of life with my msrp drop

She Who Thirsts feasts upon them.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046239

[Supermanisdead]

when i was a kid my mom would make me hold her purse all the time so i started to wear it on my shoulder and soon she stopped giving it to me.

[toku]

aye lmao

[Phoenix Dark]

when i was a kid my mom would make me hold her purse all the time so i started to wear it on my shoulder and soon she stopped giving it to me.

[nudemacusers]

when i was a kid my mom would make me hold her purse all the time so i started to wear it on my shoulder and soon she stopped giving it to me.

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lolol holy fuck

[StealthFan]

PD got that gif on retainer

[octopushover]

when i was a kid my mom would make me hold her purse all the time so i started to wear it on my shoulder and soon she stopped giving it to me.

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in this house we suck BLACK dicks

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046239

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163950706&postcount=5

from what? 3rd parties?

 

[StealthFan]

Wii U is alright. I'm glad I have one. I am also glad I have an Xbone tho, so what the fuck do I know?

PS4

[studyguy]

I don't even own a next gen console.


Fuck video games

[Supermanisdead]

good thing wii u is not next gen

[nachobro]

Wii U, PC, New 3DS, and PS4 for fighting games. That's everything I'll need for the forseeable future.

Oh and I have the PSTV

[Brehvolution]

when i was a kid my mom would make me hold her purse all the time so i started to wear it on my shoulder and soon she stopped giving it to me.

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in this house we suck BLACK dicks

It's from the great show, Blackish. It was a flashback where he was saying how his mom never let him eat bananas because she thought it would make him gay.

[nachobro]

Is weird how Xbone has all the good exclusives except for Bloodborne. .

Street Fighter 5 has gotta be worth something (if you aren't counting PC).

[mormapope]

I've been playing Bloodborne for the past 4 days and honestly it's just alright

I had that feeling long before it was released.

Then again I like the Fantasy aspects of the Souls series a lot and removing those elements kills my boner towards that type of formula.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163967413&postcount=85

The last thing Xbox needs to focus on is shitty kiddie indie games.

They need to focus on funding big boy games with good gameplay and Quantam Break with it's tv show bullshit wont cut it.

 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

That indie thread showed me this site though: http://www.listwar.com/

I knew the difference in sheer number of games released was pretty one-sided, but I didn't think the digital release number was THAT lopsided.

[StealthFan]

Ya know...I didn't like Bloodborne as much as Demon Souls.

Owning a PSTV

[StealthFan]

That indie thread showed me this site though: http://www.listwar.com/

I knew the difference in sheer number of games released was pretty one-sided, but I didn't think the digital release number was THAT lopsided.

A lot of those PS4 games are indie or just plain weeb crap.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I've been playing Bloodborne for the past 4 days and honestly it's just alright

How far are you? Using a guide?

Its the best next gen game so far for me.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

It's 2015, games are games. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Which is ironically, Microsoft's excuse for getting rid of all their indie Summer of Arcade promotions. 

[close]

[suppadoopa]

Oh and I have the PSTV

I got the PSTV for free and I felt ripped off

It makes a nice coaster tho

[Kara]

I don't even own a next gen console.


Fuck video games

the power of the PlayStation 3

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046323

There's a joke here about your average neogaf poster not realising you have some responsibilities in life you have to uphold like NOT LEAKING THE INFORMATION OF A MAJOR TECH CONGLOMERATE AS PART OF YOUR JOB and defending the PERSON WHO IS GOING TO GET LEGALLY BUTTFUCKED BECAUSE THEY HAD A RESPONSIBILITY AND COULDN'T UPHOLD IT to the death

But I'm fresh out

No wonder relationships are a challenge for some of these guys.

[milchs evil twin]

GAF being in denial about mobile gaming is one of my favorite things.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046323

There's a joke here about your average neogaf poster not realising you have some responsibilities in life you have to uphold like NOT LEAKING THE INFORMATION OF A MAJOR TECH CONGLOMERATE AS PART OF YOUR JOB and defending the PERSON WHO IS GOING TO GET LEGALLY BUTTFUCKED BECAUSE THEY HAD A RESPONSIBILITY AND COULDN'T UPHOLD IT to the death

But I'm fresh out

No wonder relationships are a challenge for some of these guys.

The tone itt is generally unsympathetic, at least on page one.

Let's not pretend people keep their word in relationships either.

[VomKriege]

Leakers are truly the great heroes of our time.
How is Assange doing ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163970839&postcount=249

No such thing as a minor victory.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046323

There's a joke here about your average neogaf poster not realising you have some responsibilities in life you have to uphold like NOT LEAKING THE INFORMATION OF A MAJOR TECH CONGLOMERATE AS PART OF YOUR JOB and defending the PERSON WHO IS GOING TO GET LEGALLY BUTTFUCKED BECAUSE THEY HAD A RESPONSIBILITY AND COULDN'T UPHOLD IT to the death

But I'm fresh out

No wonder relationships are a challenge for some of these guys.

this is the same forum in which a highly paid upper officer at jp morgan (financial analyst?) had to be told in a sit down meeting and get threatened with dismissal (after several warnings) to stop leaking npd sales information for a gaf thread.

[fizzel]

I don't even own a next gen console.


Fuck video games

All of these systems are laughable. Absolutely dogshit.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1046323

There's a joke here about your average neogaf poster not realising you have some responsibilities in life you have to uphold like NOT LEAKING THE INFORMATION OF A MAJOR TECH CONGLOMERATE AS PART OF YOUR JOB and defending the PERSON WHO IS GOING TO GET LEGALLY BUTTFUCKED BECAUSE THEY HAD A RESPONSIBILITY AND COULDN'T UPHOLD IT to the death

But I'm fresh out

No wonder relationships are a challenge for some of these guys.

Hey bish do you love me yet

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163994107&postcount=150

Bloodborne insanely frontloaded?

Is it that surprising?

It's a niche game with a dedicated audience.

It's really not a mass market title or a system seller to anything but its small devoted audience.

I'm not sure why people thought otherwise, though it does seem a common sentiment.  Maybe the number of GAF posts are confusing people as to its relevance.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Enjoying my Wii U and its backwards compatibility 

[Jansen]

  @ playing wii games on anything other than dolphin

[Mr. Nobody]

Build me a PC that's not breh


Actually, how is Dolphin because I haven't tried it in like 2 years

[Rufus]

One of the best, if not the best emulators around. Their update schedule is downright professional.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That indie thread showed me this site though: http://www.listwar.com/

I knew the difference in sheer number of games released was pretty one-sided, but I didn't think the digital release number was THAT lopsided.

Yeah the PS4 is the runaway winner of this generation and the gap will only widen over time.  I'm sure the infrastructure of the consoles are as such that porting to the Bone is easier than in the past so I'm sure it will always get multiplatform games.  The senior executive who decided that the Bone needed to be $100 more than its competitor hopefully got shitcanned.

[StealthFan]

Niccas be salty that Xbone was #1 last month.

[Phoenix Dark]

I hope to god the XB1 can turn it around. Fuck Sony stans. They're even rewriting history on the PS3's loss.

[StealthFan]

Maybe XB1 turning it around would force PS4 to actually get some fucking gaems. Holy shit this fall looks terrible for the system. Pretending No Mans Sky is first party