1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1042294

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1042294

Do I get moonshoes with that game or something?
Maybe some British Knights? LA Gear?


Pretty sure that kind of marketing speaks to Nintendo manchildren on a deep level.

[Broseidon]

this shit has a fuckin spoiler thread

[archie4208]

Is splatoon mlg approved yet

MLG is about as relevant as the Wii U nowadays.

Seems like a perfect match.

[mormapope]

Complain about downgrades when only archwizards from the deepest recesses of steam erovisual novel fandom can max the game, brehs

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Never thought about this, but this is a great point
 

[Kara]

So a thread about a shitty JRPG dev going out of business is way too many pages and when I looked up their complete work history lo and behold they developed CRIMINAL GIRLS. Shocked, truly.

[thisismyusername]

So a thread about a shitty JRPG dev going out of business is way too many pages and when I looked up their complete work history lo and behold they developed CRIMINAL GIRLS. Shocked, truly.

Yeah, but Kara: Last Ranker.  :'(

[The Legend of Sunblade]

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.







The savior of JRPGs. 

[Purple Filth]

GAFs 1UP phase wasn't this bad, was it? I don't remember those times too clearly.

Soooooo Jeff Gerstmann not liking The Witcher 3 and licking it's asshole has made people that never played the first two games really mad in the review thread.

Does not compute.

No, the 1up Yours shit was insufferable, mostly because a lot of the 1up people posted on GAF.

Giant Bomb is fine but only in small doses.  The Bombcast is over 3 hours but if you take out the non-video game shit out, you'd have maybe 30-45 minutes. I thought at some point they were supposed to cut down the length but my feed shows 3 1/2 hour episodes on a frequent basis.  Fuck that.

Not sure where you got that 

Hell some fans would love it to be more but the guys usually cap out around 3 or so (iirc 3:45 was the longest but that was one of the GOTY deliberation podcasts they usually do)

[Cerveza mas fina]

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

[Kara]

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.

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The savior of JRPGs. 

I bought this turd during the Golden Week sale, so stoked to play it.

[Shaka Khan]

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

A Polack getting banned for defending other Polacks' racist artistic choices.

[Yulwei]

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

A Polack getting banned for defending other Polacks' racist artistic choices.

 

[nachobro]

I bought this turd during the Golden Week sale, so stoked to play it.

So did I. It's going to be great 

I also bought a PSTV today. My personal weeb levels are at an all time high 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Racist artistic choices?

Gtfo

Typical American SWJ cuntry

Get over it muricans, sometimes there are no coloured peoples in medieval poland

[I'm a Puppy!]

Next you're going to tell me there's no brothas in feudal japan, you bigot!

[Cerveza mas fina]

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

[Shaka Khan]

Pretty sure that kind of marketing speaks to Nintendo manchildren on a deep level.

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More liek

[Shaka Khan]

Get over it muricans, sometimes there are no coloured peoples in medieval poland

I wasn't aware medieval poland had dragons or near-human mutagenic monster slayers either tho (Image removed from quote.)

Who do you think Roma descended from?

[Kara]

Ciemny towarzysze forgetting about Rzeczpospolita's admirable diversity and plurality.

[brob]

rather than clap at low hanging fruit, why not read this nice lil piece on poland's history with islam? 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Wow everyone complaining about Gies' bs is getting banned

Great moderation

[studyguy]

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.

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The savior of JRPGs. 

I enjoy weeb games but fuck.
WOAT OF THE WOATs title.
You'd have more fun burning money than playing this sack of shit.

Take it from someone who already did


Also Gust is making an action RPG that isn't Atelier.
Shit's gon be gud

[Eel O'Brian]

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

[Eel O'Brian]

you should go do that

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It seems like Arthur Gies and Ben Kuchera are fighting for the shittiest game journalist of all time award.

From Arthur's twatter feed:

a haiku:
I am in no way
obligated or required
to hear your bullshit

The irony

[OnlyRegret]

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

I'm surprised people still get banned over this stuff frequently.
I mean, some subjects are obvious minefields and some people would be better off giving those mines a wide margin.

[thisismyusername]

It seems like Arthur Gies and Ben Kuchera are fighting for the shittiest game journalist of all time award.

From Arthur's twatter feed:

a haiku:
I am in no way
obligated or required
to hear your bullshit

The irony

I'd throw RockPaperShotgun's John Harker or whatever his name is under that bus as well. Granted, he did that Molyneux etherview, but still.

[Shaka Khan]

Wait, GAF's John Harker works for RPS and conducted the Peter interview?!

[Tasty]

I remember when I first joined GAF, I think it might have been my first ban even, John Harker posted something about his brother having cancer and I tag quoted him.

John Harker
Truly appreciates the art of making shit up as he goes along.

Totally a deserved ban, I felt bad about that one for a while.

[Mr. Nobody]

Can't lie though

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163839271&postcount=3525

this is pretty bad 

[thisismyusername]

Wait, GAF's John Harker works for RPS and conducted the Peter interview?!

John Walker. Not Harker. I dunno why I thought Harker.

Point is, Walker is -tier in journalism unless he brings his fangs out. Even then I'd consider him a shitty writer.

[thisismyusername]

Can't lie though

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163839271&postcount=3525

this is pretty bad 

One seems CGI. One seems Alpha. One seems optimized for consoles/"Final".

I'm sure mods will bring "2014" back at the surest, but 2013? Ya'll be trippin'.

[fizzel]

lighting looks flatter than an anorexics tits.

Trust polacks to fuck it up.

[Supermanisdead]

imageepoch was a good developer. they deserved to live more than idea factory.

[Mr Gilhaney]

I don't really know John Walker but that Molyneux interview was sensational.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163894087&postcount=26

"Socially disgusting"   

[mormapope]

I don't really know John Walker but that Molyneux interview was sensational.

If someone harbored hate for a long time has been who hasn't been important in more than a decade, sure.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Some of these Witcher 3 videos look PS2 caliber. I don't know what to believe.

PS2 caliber? Bish checked!

[OnlyRegret]

Gears remastered 

[StealthFan]

Gears remastered 

[OnlyRegret]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

I tweeted im asking when he will talk about Polygon having no African Americans and only 3 women in a staff of 19.

Doesnt seem representative

He banned/blocked me

[I'm a Puppy!]

well I'll be. A bear with a bear.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

 

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163884856#post163884856

 

[doctavius bonbon]

of course he's in that thread. 

[thisismyusername]

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

I tweeted im asking when he will talk about Polygon having no African Americans and only 3 women in a staff of 19.

Doesnt seem representative

He banned/blocked me

Should've expected that. He will block anyone that attempts to rock his boat of "I'M RIGHT. YOU'RE WRONG."

[sarslip]

lighting looks flatter than an anorexics tits.

Trust polacks to fuck it up.

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

 

Was prepared for the worst after the first posts, but then I actually clicked on it.

What the ever loving fuck America. Get your fucking mind out of the gutter and your fucking priorities straight.

[suppadoopa]

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

[ToxicAdam]

Seems like an average gaming side gaffer to me.

Also, your goyim is showing.

[Yulwei]

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

 

[Brehvolution]

Some of these Witcher 3 videos look PS2 caliber. I don't know what to believe.

That's xbone footage. 1080p 60fps master race footage is quite abundant for you to compare. PS2 couldn't render Roche's tail.

[demi]

well I'll be. A bear with a bear.

[nachobro]

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

His "stick" seems to be that he thinks he's John Cena.

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

Guess that confirms the purported picture of Terrisus and his wife:

[Rahxephon91]

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

Why do people think he's an insider? He was just a random annoyingly aggressive poster when I was still on GAF. Now he's a poster who's respected as an insider when he posts "tough" post for whatever reason. All his insider shit reads like well shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

That pic looks more like a random brother/sister pic. Doubt it's really him.

I could see that. They have the same face.

either way I give him an L

[Shaka Khan]

I never stuck around to hear him talk about his wife. Was she, like... rich? funny?

[Brehvolution]

Maybe she was the first person to touch his peener.