Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6026109 times)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31740 on:** May 12, 2015, 06:36:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1044691

Finally our long national nightmare is over.

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:03:46 PM

Wii U the only console searching for Big Dick Higher than avg too

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSeal.gif

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31741 on:** May 12, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 04:47:26 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:04:08 PM
Defending certain titles on GAF is a fruitless venture.
I enjoy EO, but I wouldn't go up to bat for it there. Why bother?
What does one even gain but a

What's funny to me, is that EO1-3 weren't that loli-pantsu bait that EO4-on has apparently gained. I don't recall anyone being creeped out by the advertising of EO1-3/DS titles. I guess Atlus Japan is on hard-times to where they have to advertise to the Otaku crowd hard. $:-\$

EO always had little girls, don't fool yourself my man.

Eh, I haven't really played EO outside of Persona Q. But I don't recall Loli's being advertised for the DS games.

That said, I guess you could maybe count Rei in Persona Q as a loli.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31742 on:** May 12, 2015, 06:53:53 PM »

Troubadour class from EO1:

Tasty · « **Reply #31743 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:10:53 PM »

Porn with earphones?

Get your own room, you filthy hippie.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31744 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:14:22 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 12, 2015, 06:54:21 PM

Who the fuck even watches porn on videogame consoles?

Shit never made sense to me. Use a laptop with headphones/earbuds like a normal person.

I don't do it much, but porn on the big screen is nice

zomgee · « **Reply #31745 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:28:12 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM

Wonder what Vita owners search for

games

archie4208 · « **Reply #31746 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:31:59 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 07:28:12 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM
Wonder what Vita owners search for

games

No results found.

StealthFan · « **Reply #31747 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:43:06 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 07:28:12 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM
Wonder what Vita owners search for

games

I got a 200 dollar paperweight

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31748 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:46:30 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 07:28:12 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM
Wonder what Vita owners search for

games

Games for the system pictured:

mormapope · « **Reply #31749 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:02:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045132

NeoGaf is turning into a suicide meet up forum.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31750 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:09:15 PM »

First step to recovery is to renounce Nintendo avatars. It's in the program.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31751 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:10:32 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 08:02:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045132

NeoGaf is turning into a suicide meet up forum.

Man, for the last while that forum has been on the depressing side.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31752 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:13:45 PM »

Maybe it's time for an official suicide megathread.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31753 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:19:10 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 12, 2015, 08:13:45 PM

Maybe it's time for an official suicide megathread.

But it would only be a matter of time before lolis take over that subcommunity as well and it gets axed... terminated? ended? sacked? Fuck.

mormapope · « **Reply #31754 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 12, 2015, 08:19:10 PM

But it would only be a matter of time before lolis take over that subcommunity as well and it gets axed... terminated? ended? sacked? Fuck.

Thread suicide by loli and moe.

Who knew suicide could be so cute

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31755 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:22:37 PM »

I hope Shinigami-senpai notices me.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31756 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:26:59 PM »

Yup. Going to hell.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31757 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:32:35 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 12, 2015, 08:13:45 PM

Maybe it's time for an official suicide megathread.

Finally, found my cult. But does this Kool-Aid taste funny to the rest of you gu--

mormapope · « **Reply #31758 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 12, 2015, 08:26:59 PM

Yup. Going to hell.

Unironically, this is what large parts of figurine and anime Gaf feel when they go balls deep into their hobby.

mormapope · « **Reply #31759 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:46:51 PM »

Just got a perma for my post in the latest suicide thread

What I posted:

Quote

Nintendo's E3 plans are that bad?

The mod should be more cautious and more well mannered, I might off myself due to someone saying my joke was bad.

Yulwei · « **Reply #31760 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:47:46 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 08:46:51 PM

What I posted:

Quote
Nintendo's E3 plans are that bad?

The mod should be more catuios and more well mannered, I might off myself due to someone saying my joke was bad.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31761 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:48:24 PM »

E3 is a suicide trigger word among the sane. you made your mistake when you assumed gaf had any claim to mental stability.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31762 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:53:37 PM »

Sorry dude, but that post was a rookie mistake.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31763 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:55:30 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 08:46:51 PM

Just got a perma for my post in the latest suicide thread

Yeah...
When I saw that post I was like

So, I guess you could say you ended up account suiciding in a thread about suicide.

mormapope · « **Reply #31764 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:56:57 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 12, 2015, 08:53:37 PM

Sorry dude, but that post was a rookie mistake.

It was, I admit. There are better ways to go out.

Atramental · « **Reply #31765 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:00:42 PM »

Welcome to the account suicide club, bro.

Kara · « **Reply #31766 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 12, 2015, 08:22:37 PM

I hope Shinigami-senpai notices me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dead, get it?

[close]

tiesto · « **Reply #31767 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:21:40 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 12, 2015, 06:54:21 PM

Who the fuck even watches porn on videogame consoles?

Shit never made sense to me. Use a laptop with headphones/earbuds like a normal person.

I remember when my old PC died and my laptop had yet to arrive I watched porn on my PS3

Probably boosted the 'big tits' numbers on that chart up a bit

StealthFan · « **Reply #31768 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:22:55 PM »

I've used a console to jack off to porn when my laptop dies.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #31769 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:23:48 PM »

Hahaha, Jeff Gerstmann is still getting people riled up in the Witcher review thread all these years later.

Tasty · « **Reply #31770 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:24:44 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 06:36:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1044691

Finally our long national nightmare is over.

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:03:46 PM
Wii U the only console searching for Big Dick Higher than avg too

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSeal.gif

Someone has deflection issues

king of the internet · « **Reply #31771 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Viconia DeVir on May 12, 2015, 09:23:48 PM

Hahaha, Jeff Gerstmann is still getting people riled up in the Witcher review thread all these years later.

The TW3 pre-launch hype/clusterfuck really makes ya miss the TW2 launch free of any console gaming shitlords

mormapope · « **Reply #31772 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:51:40 PM »

Even then when The Witcher 2 came out on 360 there wasn't a lot of shit flinging or fanatical hype. It was a really good port as well.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31773 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 09:24:44 PM

Someone has deflection issues

Is it really deflection to point out the Nintendo fanbase being full of gay men?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #31774 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 07:10:53 PM

Porn with earphones?

Get your own room, you filthy hippie.

Porn without headphones?

Why wouldn't I want to hear the exact moment when the penis reaches the back of the throat? Imagine not hearing the squelches and gagging in between.

Amateurs.

Freaky Fred · « **Reply #31775 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:35:37 PM »

I bought a pair of Bose headphones for exactly that reason

I couldn't hear all the squishy sounds with my cheap earbuds

king of the internet · « **Reply #31776 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:40:39 PM »

I always mute my porn...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31777 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 12, 2015, 11:22:34 AM

GAFs 1UP phase wasn't this bad, was it? I don't remember those times too clearly.

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 11:08:46 AM
Soooooo Jeff Gerstmann not liking The Witcher 3 and licking it's asshole has made people that never played the first two games really mad in the review thread.
Does not compute.

No, the 1up Yours shit was insufferable, mostly because a lot of the 1up people posted on GAF.

Giant Bomb is fine but only in small doses. The Bombcast is over 3 hours but if you take out the non-video game shit out, you'd have maybe 30-45 minutes. I thought at some point they were supposed to cut down the length but my feed shows 3 1/2 hour episodes on a frequent basis. Fuck that.

Kara · « **Reply #31778 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Freaky Fred on May 12, 2015, 10:35:37 PM

I bought a pair of Bose headphones for exactly that reason

I couldn't hear all the squishy sounds with my cheap earbuds

In all things we must maximize the aesthetic joy we experience.

Tasty · « **Reply #31779 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:55:57 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 10:22:32 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 09:24:44 PM
Someone has deflection issues

Is it really deflection to point out the Nintendo fanbase being full of gay men?

Didn't know you were a Nintendo fan

Tasty · « **Reply #31780 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:56:22 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 07:28:12 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM
Wonder what Vita owners search for

games

zomgee · « **Reply #31781 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:58:44 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 08:46:51 PM

Just got a perma for my post in the latest suicide thread

(Image removed from quote.)

What I posted:

Quote
Nintendo's E3 plans are that bad?

The mod should be more cautious and more well mannered, I might off myself due to someone saying my joke was bad.

So I guess that's that.

zomgee · « **Reply #31782 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:01:49 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 10:22:32 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 09:24:44 PM
Someone has deflection issues

Is it really deflection to point out the Nintendo fanbase being full of gay men?

Did you not see the fan art on the last page? That is a girl. A real drawing of an actual girl.

If you can't rub your wiener until you know what happens then maybe you are the gay.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wait until mom and dad are asleep

[close]

Tasty · « **Reply #31783 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:01:59 PM »

Gotta admit I laughed at that morma post without even seeing who it was.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31784 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 10:55:57 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 10:22:32 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 09:24:44 PM
Someone has deflection issues

Is it really deflection to point out the Nintendo fanbase being full of gay men?

Didn't know you were a Nintendo fan

I'm not. Outside of two IP's, one of which is dead and dormant.

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 11:01:49 PM

Did you not see the fan art on the last page? That is a girl. A real drawing of an actual girl.

If you can't rub your wiener until you know what happens then maybe you are the gay.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wait until mom and dad are asleep
[close]

I didn't say the Nintendo fanbase didn't have children in it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rub your wiener for me bb.

[close]

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #31785 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:06:57 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 12, 2015, 10:43:39 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on May 12, 2015, 10:26:12 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
Porn with earphones?

Get your own room, you filthy hippie.

Porn without headphones?

Why wouldn't I want to hear the exact moment when the penis reaches the back of the throat? Imagine not hearing the squelches and gagging in between.

Amateurs. (Image removed from quote.)

Never go full PD breh

bluemax · « **Reply #31786 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM

To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

This is because only white people would battle through countless monsters and walk to 7 different towns to save a girl who puts them in the friendzone in the sequel.

Let me show you what would happen in a BRPG

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

-Game Over-

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 12, 2015, 01:39:38 AM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 12, 2015, 01:33:58 AM
The Xeno games don't have a great history of having even passable sequels

You take that back. Xenogears Disc 2 was a great book.

You mean the Disc where they CRUCIFY THE PINK FLUFFY STUFFED ANIMAL?

mormapope · « **Reply #31787 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:54:40 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 11:01:59 PM

Gotta admit I laughed at that morma post without even seeing who it was.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #31788 on:** May 13, 2015, 01:27:38 AM »

Why post on GAF when you have suicidal thoughts?

I feel for them but at the same time, if you are posting about committing suicide on a videogames board then you are probably not going to off yourself and/or trying to seek attention.

Unless they really don't have anyone else to turn towards in real life.

StealthFan · « **Reply #31789 on:** May 13, 2015, 01:39:34 AM »

They don't want real life consequences (which usually happens when you tell someone irl you're going to off yourself). They just want attention.

Tell mommy and daddy you're gonna top yourself off and an ambulance and butterfly nets get called. Tell forum feggits and everyone acts like some tragedy is gonna transpire and kisses your ass.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #31790 on:** May 13, 2015, 01:47:40 AM »

Quote from: EviLore

For safety and transparency reasons, suicide note threads will be locked on sight with directions to seek professional medical attention immediately, and the authorities notified.

Hmmm.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31791 on:** May 13, 2015, 01:59:26 AM »

Big ups to all the Gaffers who went through with it and didn't have to make a thread about it

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #31792 on:** May 13, 2015, 02:32:15 AM »

Whatever happened to white man?

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #31793 on:** May 13, 2015, 02:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 13, 2015, 02:32:15 AM

Whatever happened to white man?

This?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136559968&postcount=32

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31794 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:01:47 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045198

Something something Dragon Quest announcement.
Port begging ensures and so do the bans. And some gems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163742635&postcount=68
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163742758&postcount=77

Ghettos and franchises taking sides

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #31795 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:03:44 AM »

Who the hell wants to play DQ8 on a 3DS?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't answer that.

[close]

Edit: DQ8 3DS has retailer exclusive DLC? Ew, they can keep it then.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #31796 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:19:53 AM »

I never really associated DQ with Sony anyway

My first experience with the series was on the GBC

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31797 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:34:00 AM »

Since I don't know if there is even a FAQ or something of the sort for these questions, I'll fling em here.

So... How do member ranks work?
What do name colours mean?
Red seems to be admin.
Bork was doing mod stuff so I guess blue name means mods.
What about purple and brown?

Kara · « **Reply #31798 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:35:55 AM »

Purple are icons, a relic from the days when this place was even more like junior high. No one is awarded this status anymore.

Brown are lepers. Basically they're banned but they're not. They can only post in threads they previously started.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31799 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:41:46 AM »

Thanks
Why can that banned guy still post in all those threads. Van Crunchy.
Or is it a reference to DrinkyCow or something.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6026109 times)