Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6020280 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #31860 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:43:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1042294

studyguy · « **Reply #31861 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on May 13, 2015, 06:43:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1042294

Do I get moonshoes with that game or something?
Maybe some British Knights? LA Gear?

Pretty sure that kind of marketing speaks to Nintendo manchildren on a deep level.

Broseidon · « **Reply #31862 on:** May 13, 2015, 06:54:59 PM »

this shit has a fuckin spoiler thread

archie4208 · « **Reply #31863 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:01:38 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 13, 2015, 03:12:52 PM

Is splatoon mlg approved yet

MLG is about as relevant as the Wii U nowadays.

Seems like a perfect match.

mormapope · « **Reply #31864 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:11:21 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 06:26:07 PM

Complain about downgrades when only archwizards from the deepest recesses of steam erovisual novel fandom can max the game, brehs

(Image removed from quote.)

Never thought about this, but this is a great point

Kara · « **Reply #31865 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:14:56 PM »

So a thread about a shitty JRPG dev going out of business is way too many pages and when I looked up their complete work history lo and behold they developed CRIMINAL GIRLS. Shocked, truly.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31866 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:36:16 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 13, 2015, 07:14:56 PM

So a thread about a shitty JRPG dev going out of business is way too many pages and when I looked up their complete work history lo and behold they developed CRIMINAL GIRLS. Shocked, truly.

Yeah, but Kara: Last Ranker. :'(

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #31867 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:43:25 PM »

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.

The savior of JRPGs.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #31868 on:** May 13, 2015, 07:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 12, 2015, 10:46:19 PM

Quote from: Rufus on May 12, 2015, 11:22:34 AM
GAFs 1UP phase wasn't this bad, was it? I don't remember those times too clearly.

Quote from: mormapope on May 12, 2015, 11:08:46 AM
Soooooo Jeff Gerstmann not liking The Witcher 3 and licking it's asshole has made people that never played the first two games really mad in the review thread.
Does not compute.

No, the 1up Yours shit was insufferable, mostly because a lot of the 1up people posted on GAF.

Giant Bomb is fine but only in small doses. The Bombcast is over 3 hours but if you take out the non-video game shit out, you'd have maybe 30-45 minutes. I thought at some point they were supposed to cut down the length but my feed shows 3 1/2 hour episodes on a frequent basis. Fuck that.

Not sure where you got that

Hell some fans would love it to be more but the guys usually cap out around 3 or so (iirc 3:45 was the longest but that was one of the GOTY deliberation podcasts they usually do)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31869 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:33:48 PM »

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Kara · « **Reply #31870 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:41:16 PM »

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 13, 2015, 07:43:25 PM

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

The savior of JRPGs.

I bought this turd during the Golden Week sale, so stoked to play it.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31871 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:45:29 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 08:33:48 PM

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

A Polack getting banned for defending other Polacks' racist artistic choices.

Yulwei · « **Reply #31872 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:46:31 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 13, 2015, 08:45:29 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 08:33:48 PM
Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

A Polack getting banned for defending other Polacks' racist artistic choices.

nachobro · « **Reply #31873 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 13, 2015, 08:41:16 PM

I bought this turd during the Golden Week sale, so stoked to play it.

So did I. It's going to be great

I also bought a PSTV today. My personal weeb levels are at an all time high

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31874 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:50:56 PM »

Racist artistic choices?

Gtfo

Typical American SWJ cuntry

Get over it muricans, sometimes there are no coloured peoples in medieval poland

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31875 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:56:30 PM »

Next you're going to tell me there's no brothas in feudal japan, you bigot!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31876 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:00:24 PM »

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31877 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:02:29 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 13, 2015, 06:52:01 PM

Pretty sure that kind of marketing speaks to Nintendo manchildren on a deep level.

(Image removed from quote.)

More liek

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31878 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2015, 09:02:40 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 08:50:56 PM

Get over it muricans, sometimes there are no coloured peoples in medieval poland

I wasn't aware medieval poland had dragons or near-human mutagenic monster slayers either tho (Image removed from quote.)

Who do you think Roma descended from?

Kara · « **Reply #31879 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:06:31 PM »

Ciemny towarzysze forgetting about Rzeczpospolita's admirable diversity and plurality.

brob · « **Reply #31880 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:26:31 PM »

rather than clap at low hanging fruit, why not read this nice lil piece on poland's history with islam?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31881 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:29:44 PM »

Wow everyone complaining about Gies' bs is getting banned

Great moderation

studyguy · « **Reply #31882 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:31:14 PM »

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 13, 2015, 07:43:25 PM

The few games imageepoch made that were worth a damn never got localized. I'm still mad about Last Ranker and 7th Dragon.

Everything else ranged from alright (Sands of Destruction, Fate/Extra) to... well.

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

The savior of JRPGs.

I enjoy weeb games but fuck.
WOAT OF THE WOATs title.
You'd have more fun burning money than playing this sack of shit.

Take it from someone who already did

Also Gust is making an action RPG that isn't Atelier.
Shit's gon be gud

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31883 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 09:00:24 PM

Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31884 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:49:58 PM »

you should go do that

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31885 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:51:37 PM »

It seems like Arthur Gies and Ben Kuchera are fighting for the shittiest game journalist of all time award.

From Arthur's twatter feed:

Quote

a haiku:
I am in no way
obligated or required
to hear your bullshit

The irony

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31886 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:06:08 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 08:33:48 PM

Got banned for commenting on Gies bs review of Witcher 3 complaining there are no black people in the game.

Cant see the ban msg but this some wack shit

I'm surprised people still get banned over this stuff frequently.
I mean, some subjects are obvious minefields and some people would be better off giving those mines a wide margin.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31887 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 13, 2015, 09:51:37 PM

It seems like Arthur Gies and Ben Kuchera are fighting for the shittiest game journalist of all time award.

From Arthur's twatter feed:

Quote
a haiku:
I am in no way
obligated or required
to hear your bullshit

The irony

I'd throw RockPaperShotgun's John Harker or whatever his name is under that bus as well. Granted, he did that

Molyneux etherview, but still.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31888 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:13:54 PM »

Wait, GAF's John Harker works for RPS and conducted the Peter interview?!

Tasty · « **Reply #31889 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:20:28 PM »

I remember when I first joined GAF, I think it might have been my first ban even, John Harker posted something about his brother having cancer and I tag quoted him.

Quote

John Harker
Truly appreciates the art of making shit up as he goes along.

Totally a deserved ban, I felt bad about that one for a while.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #31890 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:50:33 PM »

Can't lie though

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163839271&postcount=3525

this is pretty bad

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31891 on:** May 14, 2015, 12:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 13, 2015, 11:13:54 PM

Wait, GAF's John Harker works for RPS and conducted the Peter interview?!

John Walker. Not Harker. I dunno why I thought Harker.

Point is, Walker is

-tier in journalism unless he brings his fangs out. Even then I'd consider him a shitty writer.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31892 on:** May 14, 2015, 12:36:40 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on May 13, 2015, 11:50:33 PM

Can't lie though

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163839271&postcount=3525

this is pretty bad

One seems CGI. One seems Alpha. One seems optimized for consoles/"Final".

I'm sure mods will bring "2014" back at the surest, but 2013? Ya'll be trippin'.

fizzel · « **Reply #31893 on:** May 14, 2015, 12:56:56 AM »

lighting looks flatter than an anorexics tits.

Trust polacks to fuck it up.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #31894 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:01:57 AM »

imageepoch was a good developer. they deserved to live more than idea factory.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #31895 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:02:47 AM »

I don't really know John Walker but that Molyneux interview was sensational.

archie4208 · « **Reply #31896 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:16:52 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163894087&postcount=26

"Socially disgusting"

mormapope · « **Reply #31897 on:** May 14, 2015, 01:34:10 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 14, 2015, 01:02:47 AM

I don't really know John Walker but that Molyneux interview was sensational.

If someone harbored hate for a long time has been who hasn't been important in more than a decade, sure.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31898 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:17:45 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 14, 2015, 12:36:00 AM

Some of these Witcher 3 videos look PS2 caliber. I don't know what to believe.

PS2 caliber? Bish checked!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31899 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:19:57 AM »

Gears remastered

StealthFan · « **Reply #31900 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:23:42 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 14, 2015, 02:19:57 AM

Gears remastered

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31901 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:26:26 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31902 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:27:41 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 13, 2015, 09:49:28 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 09:00:24 PM
Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

I tweeted im asking when he will talk about Polygon having no African Americans and only 3 women in a staff of 19.

Doesnt seem representative

He banned/blocked me

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31903 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:30:48 AM »

well I'll be. A bear with a bear.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31904 on:** May 14, 2015, 02:45:25 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 14, 2015, 02:26:26 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163884856#post163884856

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #31905 on:** May 14, 2015, 03:38:53 AM »

of course he's in that thread.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31906 on:** May 14, 2015, 05:53:25 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 14, 2015, 02:27:41 AM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 13, 2015, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on May 13, 2015, 09:00:24 PM
Maybe someone should tweet that fuck and ask him how many brothers work at polygon

(Hint: 0)

if this is true (is it true?), that would be a pretty good table-turner type thing to stir shit up with

I tweeted im asking when he will talk about Polygon having no African Americans and only 3 women in a staff of 19.

Doesnt seem representative

He banned/blocked me

Should've expected that. He will block anyone that attempts to rock his boat of "I'M RIGHT. YOU'RE WRONG."

sarslip · « **Reply #31907 on:** May 14, 2015, 06:46:12 AM »

Quote from: fizzel on May 14, 2015, 12:56:56 AM

lighting looks flatter than an anorexics tits.

Trust polacks to fuck it up.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #31908 on:** May 14, 2015, 07:01:47 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 14, 2015, 02:26:26 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045861

Was prepared for the worst after the first posts, but then I actually clicked on it.

What the ever loving fuck America. Get your fucking mind out of the gutter and your fucking priorities straight.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #31909 on:** May 14, 2015, 08:16:00 AM »

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31910 on:** May 14, 2015, 08:27:08 AM »

Seems like an average gaming side gaffer to me.

Also, your goyim is showing.

Yulwei · « **Reply #31911 on:** May 14, 2015, 08:32:46 AM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 14, 2015, 08:16:00 AM

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31912 on:** May 14, 2015, 09:00:49 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 14, 2015, 12:36:00 AM

Some of these Witcher 3 videos look PS2 caliber. I don't know what to believe.

That's xbone footage. 1080p 60fps master race footage is quite abundant for you to compare. PS2 couldn't render Roche's tail.

demi · « **Reply #31913 on:** May 14, 2015, 09:17:57 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2015, 02:30:48 AM

well I'll be. A bear with a bear.

nachobro · « **Reply #31914 on:** May 14, 2015, 09:25:11 AM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 14, 2015, 08:16:00 AM

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

His "stick" seems to be that he thinks he's John Cena.

Cascade · « **Reply #31915 on:** May 14, 2015, 10:26:55 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 13, 2015, 10:37:43 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786270&postcount=158

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163786819&postcount=162

Guess that confirms the purported picture of Terrisus and his wife:

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #31916 on:** May 14, 2015, 11:07:58 AM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on May 14, 2015, 08:16:00 AM

seriously, what's up with this guy's stick?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163819720&postcount=56

Why do people think he's an insider? He was just a random annoyingly aggressive poster when I was still on GAF. Now he's a poster who's respected as an insider when he posts "tough" post for whatever reason. All his insider shit reads like well shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31917 on:** May 14, 2015, 11:12:05 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 14, 2015, 10:50:29 AM

That pic looks more like a random brother/sister pic. Doubt it's really him.

I could see that. They have the same face.

either way I give him an L

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31918 on:** May 14, 2015, 11:26:06 AM »

I never stuck around to hear him talk about his wife. Was she, like... rich? funny?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31919 on:** May 14, 2015, 11:27:30 AM »

Maybe she was the first person to touch his peener.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6020280 times)