Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6032359 times)

Jansen · « **Reply #31680 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:51:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163672522&postcount=18

archie4208 · « **Reply #31681 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:54:11 PM »

EO4 was sweet too.

But that shit in the OP

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31682 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:00:15 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 12, 2015, 12:51:01 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163672522&postcount=18

(Image removed from quote.)

strong post-avatar combos itt

bork · « **Reply #31683 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 12, 2015, 12:51:01 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163672522&postcount=18

(Image removed from quote.)

Every. Thread. I wish Lore would ban avatars like that already.

bork · « **Reply #31684 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:03:42 PM »

nudemacusers in strong form in that thread

studyguy · « **Reply #31685 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:04:08 PM »

Defending certain titles on GAF is a fruitless venture.
I enjoy EO, but I wouldn't go up to bat for it there. Why bother?
What does one even gain but a

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31686 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM »

To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

This is because only white people would battle through countless monsters and walk to 7 different towns to save a girl who puts them in the friendzone in the sequel.

Let me show you what would happen in a BRPG

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

-Game Over-

Kara · « **Reply #31687 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 12, 2015, 12:45:22 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1044937

(Image removed from quote.)

JRPGs were a mistake.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31688 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:07:01 PM »

Etrian Odyssey games might be the best selling DRPGs these days, and a big part of it is the artistic direction the series has.

know your audience, brehs

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31689 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:07:54 PM »

I wish you two borderline pecker enthusiasts would stop posting your inane bullshit, just for today.

benjipwns · « **Reply #31690 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:09:49 PM »

How can people hate Drew? Dude is so chill and slips in fun little comments no matter what's happening:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Cuz I thought it involved Drew and it's a top ten moment in my life:

bork · « **Reply #31691 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:10:04 PM »

Avatars in that thread:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31692 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:10:11 PM »

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31693 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:10:32 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 01:09:24 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM
To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

Whatever, redguard.

Are you calling me a blast resistant building?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31694 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:11:11 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2015, 01:10:11 PM

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

BRB gonna take a selfie of my 35 dollar costco tracksuit.

archie4208 · « **Reply #31695 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM

To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

This is because only white people would battle through countless monsters and walk to 7 different towns to save a girl who puts them in the friendzone in the sequel.

Let me show you what would happen in a BRPG

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

-Game Over-

This would be the final boss of a BRPG.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31696 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:12:26 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 12, 2015, 01:11:43 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM
To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

This is because only white people would battle through countless monsters and walk to 7 different towns to save a girl who puts them in the friendzone in the sequel.

Let me show you what would happen in a BRPG

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

-Game Over-

This would be the final boss of a BRPG.

i thought it would be a picture of a large white woman, or maybe a swimming pool.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31697 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:14:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2015, 01:12:26 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on May 12, 2015, 01:11:43 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 12, 2015, 01:05:14 PM
To be honest I don't mind not being able to make a black bro on a JRPG.

This is because only white people would battle through countless monsters and walk to 7 different towns to save a girl who puts them in the friendzone in the sequel.

Let me show you what would happen in a BRPG

"Hey man, yo, Stizo, these dudes just straight up ganked your woman man"

"For reals, damn, let me finish this blizney and I'm bout do something"

"Oh shit my nicca there some large ass squid type tentacled motherfuckin bug monsters coming out this bitch"

"Fuck that ho, I don't need that shit"

-Game Over-

This would be the final boss of a BRPG.
i thought it would be a picture of a large white woman, or maybe a swimming pool.

A large white woman, IN a swimming pool. The temptation of the Siren.

studyguy · « **Reply #31698 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:15:07 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 12, 2015, 01:09:49 PM

How can people hate Drew? Dude is so chill and slips in fun little comments no matter what's happening:
Cuz I thought it involved Drew and it's a top ten moment in my life:

Shut ins can't relate to a man whose life doesn't revolve 100% around videogames and occasionally steps outside.

Kara · « **Reply #31699 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:18:43 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on May 12, 2015, 01:10:04 PM

Avatars in that thread:

(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)

At least one of these is from EO.

nachobro · « **Reply #31700 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:21:27 PM »

two. the lady in armor and the naked...whatever

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31701 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:22:12 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:21:27 PM

two. the lady in armor and the naked...whatever

you know this ... how?

studyguy · « **Reply #31702 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:24:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2015, 01:22:12 PM

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:21:27 PM
two. the lady in armor and the naked...whatever
you know this ... how?

Closeted animu fans.
They're out there. Yall can't front.
Just come on out.

nachobro · « **Reply #31703 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:31:37 PM »

I played EO4, fuck ya'll.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31704 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:33:10 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:31:37 PM

I played EO4, fuck ya'll.

Jansen · « **Reply #31705 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:34:13 PM »

thread locked

day ruined

bork · « **Reply #31706 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:34:55 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:31:37 PM

I played EO4, fuck ya'll.

nachobro · « **Reply #31707 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:35:33 PM »

I didn't know it was pedobait before I got it.

I just wanted a dungeon crawler where you map your own dungeon...this isn't helping is it?

studyguy · « **Reply #31708 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:37:58 PM »

Just play your videogames, fuck the moral platitudes people spit at you.
Not like we're setting the bar real high on this site from what I seen anyway

king of the internet · « **Reply #31709 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:38:51 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:37:58 PM

Just play your videogames, fuck the moral platitudes people spit at you.
Not like we're setting the bar real high on this site from what I seen anyway

I'm not a good man, but there's still a certain line that I will not cross

nachobro · « **Reply #31710 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:41:23 PM »

Not like it's a Vita game or something truly disgusting

bork · « **Reply #31711 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:42:30 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:35:33 PM

I didn't know it was pedobait before I got it. (Image removed from quote.)

nachobro · « **Reply #31712 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:46:10 PM »

fuck you feggits i'm gonna go play ffxiv

...oh shit i'm Creepy Stalker irl $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31713 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:06:37 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 01:59:31 PM

I really wish someone would make Mauricio Magus change his avatar.

Yeah, well I wish I didn't own every Vita game so I could buy some more Vita games. We don't always get what we want.

studyguy · « **Reply #31714 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:08:09 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 12, 2015, 01:46:10 PM

fuck you feggits i'm gonna go play ffxiv

...oh shit i'm Creepy Stalker irl $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

I bet you're a fucking cat ingame too.

nachobro · « **Reply #31715 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:11:47 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 02:08:09 PM

I bet you're a fucking cat ingame too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31716 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:24:20 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 02:17:56 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2015, 02:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 01:59:31 PM
I really wish someone would make Mauricio Magus change his avatar.

Yeah, well I wish I didn't own every Vita game so I could buy some more Vita games. We don't always get what we want.

If fucking Steve would just try some time, you'd find we'd get what we need.

I saw Steve tying to ban-bait some peeps in that EO thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163672702&postcount=25

Tasty · « **Reply #31717 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:25:53 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163671736#post163671736

Maaaaccc

studyguy · « **Reply #31718 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 02:25:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=163671736#post163671736

Maaaaccc

First base in 2015.
Does that come before or after you put kid in her?

cosmicblizzard · « **Reply #31719 on:** May 12, 2015, 03:20:03 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:37:58 PM

Just play your videogames, fuck the moral platitudes people spit at you.
Not like we're setting the bar real high on this site from what I seen anyway

I once played this visual novel where a dude fucks a girl's brain. Like he literally just shoves his dick into her exposed brain matter while she's still alive.

:noshamemaybe

nachobro · « **Reply #31720 on:** May 12, 2015, 03:28:35 PM »

And you people were trying to shame me

studyguy · « **Reply #31721 on:** May 12, 2015, 03:33:12 PM »

Nothing but a bunch of degenerates all yall.

Me included.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #31722 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:20:37 PM »

Quote from: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116536568&postcount=1

the game and concept seem to be igniting imaginations everywhere

grown men inking themselves over 14 year old tenta girls

studyguy · « **Reply #31723 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:26:01 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 12, 2015, 01:07:01 PM

Splatoon games might be the best selling shooter these days, and a big part of it is the artistic direction the series has.

know your audience, brehs

Nintendo knows manchildren.
14 year old squidgirls is right up there for those dudes

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31724 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:40:23 PM »

I see Spittoon every time that splatoon shows up.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #31725 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:41:28 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:04:08 PM

Defending certain titles on GAF is a fruitless venture.
I enjoy EO, but I wouldn't go up to bat for it there. Why bother?
What does one even gain but a

What's funny to me, is that EO1-3 weren't that loli-pantsu bait that EO4-on has apparently gained. I don't recall anyone being creeped out by the advertising of EO1-3/DS titles. I guess Atlus Japan is on hard-times to where they have to advertise to the Otaku crowd hard. $:-\$

sarslip · « **Reply #31726 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:41:30 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on May 12, 2015, 01:10:04 PM

Avatars in that thread:

(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)

nice curation breh

studyguy · « **Reply #31727 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:47:26 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 12, 2015, 04:41:28 PM

Quote from: studyguy on May 12, 2015, 01:04:08 PM
Defending certain titles on GAF is a fruitless venture.
I enjoy EO, but I wouldn't go up to bat for it there. Why bother?
What does one even gain but a

What's funny to me, is that EO1-3 weren't that loli-pantsu bait that EO4-on has apparently gained. I don't recall anyone being creeped out by the advertising of EO1-3/DS titles. I guess Atlus Japan is on hard-times to where they have to advertise to the Otaku crowd hard. $:-\$

EO always had little girls, don't fool yourself my man.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #31728 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:47:58 PM »

There was that one statistics post Pornhub did that said Nintards spend most of their time searching for Hentai on the site. Probably related.

http://www.pornhub.com/insights/video-gamers-pornhub/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31729 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:54:23 PM »

HD, tho

studyguy · « **Reply #31730 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:54:57 PM »

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 12, 2015, 04:47:58 PM

There was that one statistics post Pornhub did that said Nintards spend most of their time searching for Hentai on the site. Probably related.

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.pornhub.com/insights/video-gamers-pornhub/

Hentai and Big Dicks.
I'd expect nothing less from a group of people who spent their formative years watching a bunch of cartoon mascots jump on mushroom shaped enemies.

zomgee · « **Reply #31731 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:55:02 PM »

Xbox users don't search for anal?

I doubt that.

Kara · « **Reply #31732 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:03:27 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 12, 2015, 04:55:02 PM

Xbox users don't search for anal?

I doubt that.

The important thing is that Xbots also search for hentai.

Anime reality is complete.

Tasty · « **Reply #31733 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:03:46 PM »

Quote from: The Legend of Sunblade on May 12, 2015, 04:47:58 PM

There was that one statistics post Pornhub did that said Nintards spend most of their time searching for Hentai on the site. Probably related.

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.pornhub.com/insights/video-gamers-pornhub/

Wii U the only console searching for Big Dick

Higher than avg too

Tasty · « **Reply #31734 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM »

Wonder what Vita owners search for

Trent Dole · « **Reply #31735 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:08:49 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 11, 2015, 08:09:30 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1044160

Oh Japan...

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #31736 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:13:43 PM »

They've posted more statistics since 2013, but that was the only one to include what they searched for.

Xbox dethroned Playstation as Porn King last year.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31737 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM

Wonder what Vita owners search for

Kara · « **Reply #31738 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:22:51 PM »

So we just going to pretend the most searched porn terms aren't offensively banal? Typing "milf" in the search box, at PornHub? DISTURBING.

I bet these are the kinds of people who drink domestic light beer from a macrowbrewery without the slightest tinge of irony.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31739 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:35:04 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 12, 2015, 05:04:16 PM

Wonder what Vita owners search for

Based off everything so far, prior threads, past few pages, illegal handheld etc...
Nothing, they search for nothing and that is the worst part.

News:

Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6032359 times)