Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6010412 times)

octopushover · « **Reply #32160 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 16, 2015, 07:45:06 PM

as if he'll kill himself before the next zelda comes out

he knows it won't live up to his standards

octopushover · « **Reply #32161 on:** May 16, 2015, 09:00:21 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on May 16, 2015, 08:10:17 PM

Some mod must be really bored in the soccer thread right now. Post count fluctuating hard.

i thought it was illegal to talk about soccer on gaf???

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32162 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:15:32 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on May 16, 2015, 12:42:47 PM

Even if you like Japanese games, the Vita is no great system. Oh boy a system of MH rip offs, low budget crap, ports, and perv games. Oh how exciting.

I didn't think I'd ever agree with Rah, but: This. Though the ports can be hit and miss. Less loli pantsu crap though if porting, please.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #32163 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:38:00 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 16, 2015, 06:59:53 PM

Another cheery thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164212780&postcount=84

It's not just any "creepiness," he's a decade older than these kids. The drama, the craziness, the partying, there is just so much bullshit that you left behind years ago and don't want to deal with again.

Were the dorms fun my freshman year? Absolutely.

Would I lose my mind if I ever had to put up with the insanity of a bunch of teenagers living away from home for the first time ever again? Certainly.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32164 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:48:07 PM »

John Belushi attended the school he's going to. And Reince Priebus. And even more importantly the VIDEO PROFESSOR.

And why wouldn't you want to live in the dorms with this there:

Quote

Jitters is a student-run coffee house located on the first floor of Wells East Residence Hall. It was opened with the intention of creating a lasting, strong, and vital sense of community. It has grown from just an idea by a few creative people in 1997 to now being a place where campus artists, poets, authors, musicians, actors, comedians, dancers and other assorted folks can meet for coffee

StealthFan · « **Reply #32165 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:48:35 PM »

Yeah but he never left it behind. He never experienced it in the first place.

Which is why he'd probably be creepy as fuck, and end up boning some shy 18 year old.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32166 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:14:10 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 16, 2015, 11:54:24 PM

The idea of a 31 year old guy in the dorms by itself isn't too bad

Eh, as someone that is nearly that age: I'd say it's weird. Dorms are normally for 18-20 people finishing college or going early. The older crowd that "goes back" to school (like me) generally would have their own place. I don't see why he would need to live in the dorms there unless the college is cheaper than an rental place. Though, I kinda doubt that given tuition and other shit on top of it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32167 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:19:05 AM »

Why would a 30yo want to even be on campus. Not saying there's anything wrong with it but jeez. I'd rather being that guy inviting chicks to my nice apartment/house/whatever to study.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32168 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:20:22 AM »

That too, why would you want the public sex sounds when you can get semi-privacy in an apartment?

benjipwns · « **Reply #32169 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:22:00 AM »

In the thread somewhere he says he can't afford it with no money/no job, and financial aid will only pay for dorms.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32170 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:22:57 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 17, 2015, 12:22:00 AM

In the thread somewhere he says he can't afford it with no money/no job, and financial aid will only pay for dorms.

$:-\$ Going back to school full time at that age. I dunno man... just doesn't seem to sit right with me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32171 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:25:52 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 16, 2015, 01:24:34 AM

All my bans are for the same reason, Steve Youngblood's vendetta.

No, actually, "deliberately bad jokes are inappropriate for this thread" or something like that. I think the last one said something like "You know better."

If I actually banned people, I'd just put stuff like "get rekt m8" or "Benji paid me $20 to have you banned, sry".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32172 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:26:17 AM »

Nothing wrong with that. I'd imagine I'm a bit biased because most business majors tend to have older students, so I was used to being in class with older folks. It never seemed weird. And besides, you're never too old to better yourself/improve your job potential/etc.

Kara · « **Reply #32173 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:55:04 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 17, 2015, 12:22:00 AM

In the thread somewhere he says he can't afford it with no money/no job, and financial aid will only pay for dorms.

Sounds like he'd be better off commuting, tbh.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32174 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:00:16 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 17, 2015, 12:20:22 AM

That too, why would you want the public sex sounds when you can get semi-privacy in an apartment?

Why wouldn't you?

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32175 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:04:00 AM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on May 16, 2015, 08:10:17 PM

Some mod must be really bored in the soccer thread right now. Post count fluctuating hard.

Do not go off topic. Especially with that disgusting breakfast talk.

and uhm lol

StealthFan · « **Reply #32176 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:06:01 AM »

SA Games has it in the rules that topics have tangents and shit, going off topic. It's against the rules to bitch about these tangents.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32177 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:10:57 AM »

normally i'd recommend that football-gaf post about vita loli games and various loser-moe anime but that doesn't seem safe anymore.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #32178 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:31:14 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 17, 2015, 01:04:00 AM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on May 16, 2015, 08:10:17 PM
Some mod must be really bored in the soccer thread right now. Post count fluctuating hard.

Do not go off topic. Especially with that disgusting breakfast talk.

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and uhm lol

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Don't ever go to FYAD/BYOB or GBS on SA.

Kara · « **Reply #32179 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:32:48 AM »

YCS was my favorite SA anything goes forum.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32180 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:53:58 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 01:23:56 AM

GAF should just go libertarian for a month or so with a few exceptions (no porn, no n-words ending in "r", no arranging contract killings, etc). I bet the forum would actually be better for that month.

Like four or five review threads on Gaming Discussion alone would take the servers down.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32181 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:54:36 AM »

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720427

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #32182 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:06:31 AM »

Everything about that thread is gold.

Himu · « **Reply #32183 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:18:57 AM »

byob owns

Trent Dole · « **Reply #32184 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:46:19 AM »

'yob's great, and ycs lives on in the form of the imp zone.

bluemax · « **Reply #32185 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:22:30 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 16, 2015, 06:59:53 PM

Another cheery thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164212780&postcount=84

Didn't the big man live near UT-Austin last year?

I was like 24 my last year in college and I felt old as fuck and wanted nothing more than to finish and get out of there.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32186 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:29:34 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on May 17, 2015, 03:22:30 AM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 16, 2015, 06:59:53 PM
Another cheery thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164212780&postcount=84

Didn't the big man live near UT-Austin last year?

I was like 24 my last year in college and I felt old as fuck and wanted nothing more than to finish and get out of there.

I'm 25 and one of the youngest in all my classes.

Only 8 months until I'm done now, also can't fucking wait.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32187 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:41:45 AM »

Grad school always has tons of older people in it. Though I doubt any of them live in dorms. One guy was living in the school's off campus living which were basically apartments because it was half cost or something from his aid terms or something so he didn't have to commute since he lived an hour and a half away. Cool guy. Was like 45-50.

Another older guy in the cohort built a wooden plane shell to play his flight simulators in. And daisy chained wifi routers to get to his house so he could have faster internet since they couldn't bring the cable all the way down and out to his house.

Sweet dude.

I was 24 when I started grad school, which actually put me in like the middle of ages in our cohort, but everyone assumed I was like 21 because I look so young that people still think I look like 25-ish.

I must be invincible to all my self-medication-abuse.

The older people were generally cooler and more chill than the just graduated 22 year olds who were like frightened of "professorial authority" or something when it's mostly seminars other than research methods.

All of that said, none of this probably applies to this dude and I hijacked the subject to talk about myself and there was nothing Steve Youngblood could do about it.

toku · « **Reply #32188 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:02:13 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 17, 2015, 03:41:45 AM

Grad school always has tons of older people in it. Though I doubt any of them live in dorms. One guy was living in the school's off campus living which were basically apartments because it was half cost or something from his aid terms or something so he didn't have to commute since he lived an hour and a half away. Cool guy. Was like 45-50.

Another older guy in the cohort built a wooden plane shell to play his flight simulators in. And daisy chained wifi routers to get to his house so he could have faster internet since they couldn't bring the cable all the way down and out to his house.

Sweet dude.

I was 24 when I started grad school, which actually put me in like the middle of ages in our cohort, but everyone assumed I was like 21 because I look so young that people still think I look like 25-ish.

I must be invincible to all my self-medication-abuse.

The older people were generally cooler and more chill than the just graduated 22 year olds who were like frightened of "professorial authority" or something when it's mostly seminars other than research methods.

All of that said, none of this probably applies to this dude and I hijacked the subject to talk about myself and there was nothing Steve Youngblood could do about it.

you're dying just like the rest of us

benjipwns · « **Reply #32189 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:03:43 AM »

Quote from: toku on May 17, 2015, 04:02:13 AM

you're dying just like the rest of us

proof or ban

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32190 on:** May 17, 2015, 06:14:27 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 17, 2015, 04:42:42 AM

I'm approaching my thirties and have only finished high school.

But keep complainin' breh.

Well, at least you're getting somewhere. Unlike me.

Rufus · « **Reply #32191 on:** May 17, 2015, 07:40:41 AM »

Alive and not homeless. Good enough.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32192 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:53:52 PM »

I got fired from an amateur gaming site I wrote for (Game Bunker) due to that. Anihawk's sister was a writer there too.

Tasty · « **Reply #32193 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:10:25 PM »

Game Bunker

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #32194 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:49:36 PM »

demi pls don't ban me for off topic but

Bought some Crispy M&M's for the first time since they've been back

Mars hasn't lost a step

Jansen · « **Reply #32195 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:20:38 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164278256&postcount=2351

Quote from: ModBot

Hype train memes are a universal sign that a thread has outlived its usefulness.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164279090

Quote from: Y2Kev

You guys are really sad.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32196 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:33:08 PM »

Fucking hype trains are the most embarrassing thing I've seen on GAF, and that's saying a lot...💩

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #32197 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:16:47 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164279294&postcount=799
"mods pls"

Another recent gem
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164006059&postcount=1015

Console wars brehs

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #32198 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:25:56 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 17, 2015, 04:16:47 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164279294&postcount=799
"mods pls"

Another recent gem
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164006059&postcount=1015

Console wars brehs

Get shook by the sales of your overpriced distraction box not being as high as the other overpriced distraction box, brehs

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #32199 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:29:37 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 17, 2015, 04:16:47 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164279294&postcount=799
"mods pls"

Another recent gem
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164006059&postcount=1015

Console wars brehs

I hope the "91" doesn't mean that he is 24 years old...

Kara · « **Reply #32200 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on May 17, 2015, 02:46:19 AM

'yob's great, and ycs lives on in the form of the imp zone.

Oh really? Nice. I only remember Badgame after they were shuttered.

FStop7 · « **Reply #32201 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:40:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1047624

OP is clearly trolling but that doesn't stop the craziness.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #32202 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:42:12 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 04:35:42 PM

Might just have to sell my PS4 and pick up an Xbone. Microsoft seems to be really bringing it with the games.

Official console of the Eurovision Song contest

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1047250

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Passive aggressive bitching from Sony stans. They literally cannot let anything go

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164182912&postcount=82

[close]

Kara · « **Reply #32203 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:43:24 PM »

Eurovision

Rufus · « **Reply #32204 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:47:47 PM »

Yeah, people are going to be buying Xbones for that. When you've developed a persecution complex over entertainment electronics it's maybe time to log off the internet.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #32205 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 17, 2015, 04:43:24 PM

Eurovision

Eurovision songs and spectacle

Eurovision political circlejerk when voting time comes

The Moldovan Sexaphone should have won the year it was on. I gave it my Deux Points and everything.

Kara · « **Reply #32206 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:57:30 PM »

epic sax guy

Broseidon · « **Reply #32207 on:** May 17, 2015, 06:10:33 PM »

no lie listened to this for hours

VomKriege · « **Reply #32208 on:** May 17, 2015, 06:23:49 PM »

The Eurovision fraulein sure have great tits but is it really necessary to quote it every single page and loudly broadcast your intent to wank ?
The thirst is real.

Kara · « **Reply #32209 on:** May 17, 2015, 08:40:52 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 08:29:26 PM

GAF is so dumb when it comes to threads about economic issues threatening the country. The thread always defaults to some impractical mass behavioral change that will take a generation to have any effect as the solution.

Student loan debt? You get pages of people saying that obviously the answer is that we need everyone to go into STEM majors or do two years of city college. Forget policies aimed at driving down tuition.

Minimum wage unlivable? Everyone should be learning to code.

I've been working with a lot of Bay Area tech startups this year and it's honestly shocking how fucking out to lunch that lot is. If I have to choose between them and the Matrix, I choose the Matrix.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32210 on:** May 17, 2015, 08:49:37 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 08:29:26 PM

GAF is so dumb when it comes to threads about economic issues threatening the country. The thread always defaults to some impractical mass behavioral change that will take a generation to have any effect as the solution.

Student loan debt? You get pages of people saying that obviously the answer is that we need everyone to go into STEM majors or do two years of city college. Forget policies aimed at driving down tuition.

Minimum wage unlivable? Everyone should be learning to code.

I've tried rallying against them and republicans that think the later, but it's impossible to change their minds. It's kinda why I wish Obama would just do a "fuck you" measure and expand that free two years to FREE TUITION FOREVER/socalized educated a la Finland and Europe.

---

Boxoffice thread mad that Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max... this fucking messageboard...

Tasty · « **Reply #32211 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:08:39 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 17, 2015, 08:40:52 PM

If I have to choose between them and the Matrix, I choose the Matrix.

meeb · « **Reply #32212 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:11:08 PM »

What the fuck is going on, The Walrus has been making posts I agree with lately.

Rufus · « **Reply #32213 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:23:37 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 08:29:26 PM

Student loan debt? You get pages of people saying that obviously the answer is that we need everyone to go into STEM majors or do two years of city college. Forget policies aimed at driving down tuition.

Minimum wage unlivable? Everyone should be learning to code.

Looks like everyone should learn about supply and demand first.

tiesto · « **Reply #32214 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:25:49 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 08:29:26 PM

GAF is so dumb when it comes to threads about economic issues threatening the country. The thread always defaults to some impractical mass behavioral change that will take a generation to have any effect as the solution.

Student loan debt? You get pages of people saying that obviously the answer is that we need everyone to go into STEM majors or do two years of city college. Forget policies aimed at driving down tuition.

Minimum wage unlivable? Everyone should be learning to code.

I honestly think that at least a basic coding class should be required for college graduates in this day and age. So much of our life is driven by computers, at least learn the bare fundamentals.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32215 on:** May 17, 2015, 10:17:09 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 17, 2015, 08:29:26 PM

GAF is so dumb when it comes to threads about economic issues threatening the country. The thread always defaults to some impractical mass behavioral change that will take a generation to have any effect as the solution.

Student loan debt? You get pages of people saying that obviously the answer is that we need everyone to go into STEM majors or do two years of city college. Forget policies aimed at driving down tuition.

Minimum wage unlivable? Everyone should be learning to code.

It's easy to be 'right 'when you propose ideas that will never happen. It's why we still have socialists and libertarians.

Kara · « **Reply #32216 on:** May 17, 2015, 10:25:42 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 17, 2015, 09:38:15 PM

On one hand, I can see where you're coming from and might agree with you. What's stopping me is that I believe the same when it comes to basic car fixes like changing a flat tire, which most people who use that rhetoric don't even know how to do when it's a lot more important.

Kids don't even get access to passable sex education.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32217 on:** May 17, 2015, 10:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 17, 2015, 10:25:42 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 17, 2015, 09:38:15 PM
On one hand, I can see where you're coming from and might agree with you. What's stopping me is that I believe the same when it comes to basic car fixes like changing a flat tire, which most people who use that rhetoric don't even know how to do when it's a lot more important.

Kids don't even get access to passable sex education.

The Duggar's 19 and Counting is what passes for Sex Ed in the US.

Jansen · « **Reply #32218 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:30:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164316064&postcount=307

Quote from: kiryogi

One screen shot out of how many shows the heroine like that. I could be wrong later down the road with dlc costumes or something but considering thats the only shot like that... Oh I don't know, there could be some story significance behind it? Like she just awoken or in a dream.

Kara · « **Reply #32219 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:57:16 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 18, 2015, 01:30:46 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164316064&postcount=307

Quote from: kiryogi
One screen shot out of how many shows the heroine like that. I could be wrong later down the road with dlc costumes or something but considering thats the only shot like that... Oh I don't know, there could be some story significance behind it? Like she just awoken or in a dream.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=163904536&postcount=232

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6010412 times)