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Kara

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It's a game for the handful of Star Fox fans out there who like the characters and give a damn about the ongoing saga of the series, and I'm one of them. :bolo

Rahxephon91

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Vita is terrible even if you like Japanese games. Bork's list reads like a thirsty man in the desert, with the Vita's library being camel pooped rain water. You'll take it because it's the only thing there.

I mean I love Japaneese games and here are the kind of Japanese games I liked on the PSP-

The Third Birthday, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Metal Gear Solid PW(well not really, but bare with me), Tactics Orge, Birth By Sleep, Valkyrie Chronicles 3, The LAst Ranker, Grand Knights Historia, varios Falcom titles, Mega Man Mavrix Hunter X, and so on. That's not even counting all the quailty ports the system recived. Speaking of ports, thats what makes up the Vita's libary.

It's pretty telling that Persona 4(An enhanced port) is the best jrpg on the system. Here's most of the jrpgs on the vita in America.

Sword Art Online: Lost Song, Operation Abyss: New Tokyo Legacy, Hyperdevotion Noire Goddess Black Heart ,Tales of Heart R, Muramasa Rebirth, FFX, Valhalla Knights 3, Natural Doctrine, Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2: Sisters Generation, Demon Gaze,  Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1,Tokyo Twilight Ghost Hunters, Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars, Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God, Ys: Memories of Celceta, Mind Zero, Criminal Girls Invite Only, and whatever other crap NIS and IF put out.

I'm sorry, that's not a compelling list at all. It's filled with low budget, un-ambitious, and otaku bait crap. No one would give a fuck about these games during the PS2 days when things like Valkyrie Profile 2, Grandia 3, Shadow Hearts, Suikoden, Wild Arms, and so on came out. When we had actual jrps by developers who tried actually making shit. Shit that did'nt have to put boobs and and panties in your face as part of market research.

Hell, you did'nt have to care about these kids of titles on the PSP when you also had tons of high quailty projects made for it. Whats on the Vita is cheap stuff. Oh I'm so happy that it's best games are games I can already play on multiple systems. Wheres the ton of unique high quialty content?

"Oh well we don't have many FF games or other jrpgs, but Neptunnia is an rpg so yeah the Vita has a rpgs"

Yes, if I want my rpgs to feel like the developers just slapped together some anime girls and called it a day. Never mind that none of those titles even come close to b-tier ps2 stuff.

"Well, we have action games like Ninja Gaiden and a old ass Uncharted title, so yeah the Vita has action games"

Oh great, crappy ports and luckluster efforts made years ago. How about now. You know the part about being a gaming enthusiast means I actually play games and would like a steady stream of them. Hopefully also new.

Yes, the Vita has games in the definition of there being actual stuff. It's hardly compelling stuff though.

Mr. Nobody

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Vita is awesome btw, and I dont play those extreme weeb games. Dunno how many times this -same exact conversation- has to go around. Don't you guys get bored of this? zzzzzzz

You can take the nerd out of Gaf, but you can't take the Gaf out of the nerd  :kobeyuck

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Vita is terrible even if you like Japanese games. Bork's list reads like a thirsty man in the desert, with the Vita's library being camel pooped rain water. You'll take it because it's the only thing there.

I mean I love Japaneese games and here are the kind of Japanese games I liked on the PSP-

The Third Birthday, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Metal Gear Solid PW(well not really, but bare with me), Tactics Orge, Birth By Sleep, Valkyrie Chronicles 3, The LAst Ranker, Grand Knights Historia, varios Falcom titles, Mega Man Mavrix Hunter X, and so on. That's not even counting all the quailty ports the system recived. Speaking of ports, thats what makes up the Vita's libary.

It's pretty telling that Persona 4(An enhanced port) is the best jrpg on the system. Here's most of the jrpgs on the vita in America.

Sword Art Online: Lost Song, Operation Abyss: New Tokyo Legacy, Hyperdevotion Noire Goddess Black Heart ,Tales of Heart R, Muramasa Rebirth, FFX, Valhalla Knights 3, Natural Doctrine, Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2: Sisters Generation, Demon Gaze,  Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1,Tokyo Twilight Ghost Hunters, Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars, Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God, Ys: Memories of Celceta, Mind Zero, Criminal Girls Invite Only, and whatever other crap NIS and IF put out.

I'm sorry, that's not a compelling list at all. It's filled with low budget, un-ambitious, and otaku bait crap. No one would give a fuck about these games during the PS2 days when things like Valkyrie Profile 2, Grandia 3, Shadow Hearts, Suikoden, Wild Arms, and so on came out. When we had actual jrps by developers who tried actually making shit. Shit that did'nt have to put boobs and and panties in your face as part of market research.

Hell, you did'nt have to care about these kids of titles on the PSP when you also had tons of high quailty projects made for it. Whats on the Vita is cheap stuff. Oh I'm so happy that it's best games are games I can already play on multiple systems. Wheres the ton of unique high quialty content?

"Oh well we don't have many FF games or other jrpgs, but Neptunnia is an rpg so yeah the Vita has a rpgs"

Yes, if I want my rpgs to feel like the developers just slapped together some anime girls and called it a day. Never mind that none of those titles even come close to b-tier ps2 stuff.

"Well, we have action games like Ninja Gaiden and a old ass Uncharted title, so yeah the Vita has action games"

Oh great, crappy ports and luckluster efforts made years ago. How about now. You know the part about being a gaming enthusiast means I actually play games and would like a steady stream of them. Hopefully also new.

Yes, the Vita has games in the definition of there being actual stuff. It's hardly compelling stuff though.

Go play those older games then. This entire post is filled with nothing.
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bork

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Vita is terrible even if you like Japanese games. Bork's list reads like a thirsty man in the desert, with the Vita's library being camel pooped rain water. You'll take it because it's the only thing there.

So you like RPGs.  That's not a genre I'm really all that into.  Not sure what the point of this post was-- you make it sound like RPGs are the only thing on the system.  So...what Demi said.
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archnemesis

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I love RPGs and there are plenty of those for the system too.

OnlyRegret

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Yes, I have a Vita.
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Huh. I would see that gif occasionally in console wars shitposting threads on /v/. 
Funny to see it taken... Seriously.

It's a game for the handful of Star Fox fans out there who like the characters and give a damn about the ongoing saga of the series, and I'm one of them. :bolo

The deep Star Fox lore.


studyguy

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This is how you know the dev team is composed of furries.
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Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174324705&postcount=47

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Men are not supposed to be beautiful. We are supposed to be functional lol. There is a Louis c.k. bit about this.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174346677&postcount=73

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I just saw Mission Impossible 2 this morning. Tom Cruise is gorgeous in that movie. Of course men can look beautiful. But I think this beautification of men is largely culturally driven as opposed to biological, and it's a relatively recent cultural phenomenon at that. And if women beauty standards are also largely culturally driven, then it has been so for quite a substantially much longer amount of time than with men. Substantially longer. Like thousands of years.

 :snoop

Tasty

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Men are not supposed to be beautiful. We are supposed to be functional lol. There is a Louis c.k. bit about this.

I knew Louis was an unfunny hack, but ripping off a Seinfeld joke from 20 years ago? That's a new low. :wag

suppadoopa

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I'm pretty sure buying a Vita puts you on an FBI watch list of some kind :hans1

the current game I have to review (dungeon travelers 2) on the vita solidifies your theory
http://i.imgur.com/1kfQQLc.jpg  :nsfw

bork

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Men are not supposed to be beautiful. We are supposed to be functional lol. There is a Louis c.k. bit about this.

I knew Louis was an unfunny hack, but ripping off a Seinfeld joke from 20 years ago? That's a new low. :wag

...Or Seinfeld ripped him off.

...Or they both ripped off somebody else.

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And then Carlos Mencia ripped them both off!
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Rahxephon91

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Go play those older games then. This entire post is filled with nothing..
Except the truth about the Vita.

And like I said in my post, I buy a system to play new games. Why would a buy a system to play old games? That dosen't even make sense. I bought a Vita hoping it would continue having quality games like the PSP. It sure hasn't.


So you like RPGs.  That's not a genre I'm really all that into.  Not sure what the point of this post was-- you make it sound like RPGs are the only thing on the system.  So...what Demi said.
I'm not sure how the point was hard to miss. The Vita has a terrible library, that was the point.

The Vita is called the jrpg system by much of it's fans though. What else does the Vita have? Monster Hunter wanabees, Dynasty Warrior's ports, and visual novels? Yep, real exciting.

OnlyRegret

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I'm pretty sure buying a Vita puts you on an FBI watch list of some kind :hans1

the current game I have to review (dungeon travelers 2) on the vita solidifies your theory
http://i.imgur.com/1kfQQLc.jpg  :nsfw

:heh
I'm sure the context wasn't supposed to be dirty but rather inches of knowledge. Hard cover books.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Joe Molotov

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174324705&postcount=47

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Men are not supposed to be beautiful. We are supposed to be functional lol. There is a Louis c.k. bit about this.

Then why we still got nipples? Checkmate, misandrists.
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Himu

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It's a game for the handful of Star Fox fans out there who like the characters and give a damn about the ongoing saga of the series, and I'm one of them. :bolo

The deep Star Fox lore.

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Why is she wearing nude lingerie?

That's probably why she's crying. She knows the struggle of trying to find nude lingerie in your skin tone, but "nude" basically means "white" and she sure as fuck ain't finding no nude bra in Furry Damsel Blue. I sympathize.
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Why are you questioning furry logic  ???

Himu

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Im making fun of the game out of why they put a blue fox crying in a "flesh" tone bra, Devo-san. Sheesh, can't a girl a sympathize? :wag
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Kara

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It's a game for the handful of Star Fox fans out there who like the characters and give a damn about the ongoing saga of the series, and I'm one of them. :bolo

The deep Star Fox lore.

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I can relate to this more than I can relate to The Last of Us. :fbm

Tasty

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Well Krystal, I guess we really are the last of us.

archie4208

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Vita is awesome btw, and I dont play those extreme weeb games. Dunno how many times this -same exact conversation- has to go around. Don't you guys get bored of this? zzzzzzz

What's your favorite Final Fantasy game?

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Himu

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tiesto

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Vita is awesome btw, and I dont play those extreme weeb games. Dunno how many times this -same exact conversation- has to go around. Don't you guys get bored of this? zzzzzzz

I haven't played too much on Vita but I loved what I've played - Lumines: Electronic Symphony, Gravity Rush, Memories of Celceta, Wipeout. Looking forward to trying out my copies of PS Nova and Tales of Hearts R soon. Is it on the level of the DS or the PSP or even the 3DS? Naah but there's some decent stuff there for the JP game fan who is allergic to the uguu.

I don't mind the pervy games, though they need to have something compelling gameplay-wise in them. Senran Kagura is a fairly decent brawler, for example.
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Shaka Khan

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174171996&postcount=11

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I had no idea it never came out. Let this be a lesson in project (mis)management and scheduling, entitled neckbeards.
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Himu

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I didn't understand the joke but then I realized he was talking about that fan game :lol
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Shaka Khan

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Remember when Wrath was a member of the Dev team, in charge of the script or some L? :hitler
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toku

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Yep, game was going to suck anyway(surprise surprise). I did it for the fuck of it at the time. Hand me that L :yeshrug

I was a "tester" early on too  ::)

Tasty

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Remember when Wrath was a member of the Dev team, in charge of the script or some L? :hitler

Wait really? :lol

:dead

bluemax

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Remember when Wrath was a member of the Dev team, in charge of the script or some L? :hitler

I was on the team way back in 2010? 2011? Some shit like that. I still have files for it in my drop box. This was when it was still in Unity 3.0 and 3d.
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El Babua

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Ironically, just like Duke Nukem, the joke it ran on will be long outdated by the time if finally comes out. (if ever)

Tasty

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Poor John St. John. :'( Dude can't catch a break.

bluemax

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Apparently the dude now runs that VGCW thing that's on twitch: https://twitter.com/johndudebro

Edit my bad that's the wrong Twitter: https://twitter.com/therealdudebro They released new wallpapers last month! The game is still alive guys!
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Kara

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Edit my bad that's the wrong Twitter: https://twitter.com/therealdudebro They released new wallpapers last month! The game is still alive guys!

https://twitter.com/TheRealDudebro/status/620704737206358017

hits u rite here brehs :tocry

SmokyDave at it again  :lol :lol :lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174557859&postcount=460

Over/under on that catching him a ban?

Take My Breh Away

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Metal Gear Solid V Graphical comparison videos are out with the final resolutions. PC goes up to 4K, PS4 is 1080P, Xbone is 900P. PC looks significantly better than both console versions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1092060

Get your popcorn out when the stans wake up




I mean seriously. Damn. PC version looks insane. No wonder Nvidia is all over it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174556941&postcount=38


mormapope

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I'll probably pick up the last gen version myself.
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archnemesis

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I'm getting the PS4 version now and then the PC version once it's on sale and I have a better GPU.

thisismyusername

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I mean seriously. Damn. PC version looks insane. No wonder Nvidia is all over it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174556941&postcount=38

Best part of that? You can run it on a CPU and GPU that is likely as old as the PS3 AND still run it at "Ultra" or "High." :smug

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174549585&postcount=427

^ :beli

bork

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Go play those older games then. This entire post is filled with nothing..
Except the truth about the Vita.

That sounds so cheesy.   :lol

The Vita is called the jrpg system by much of it's fans though.

No it's not.

What else does the Vita have? Monster Hunter wanabees, Dynasty Warrior's ports, and visual novels? Yep, real exciting.

Action games, shooters, FPS games, racing games, sports games, puzzle games, fighting games, adventure games, and more.  Another post from you filled with nothing-- you're not making any kind of valid point here.  Don't care about the library?  OK.  Saying it doesn't have any games?  Get that console wars shit the fuck out of here.
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bork

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Vita is awesome btw, and I dont play those extreme weeb games. Dunno how many times this -same exact conversation- has to go around. Don't you guys get bored of this? zzzzzzz

I haven't played too much on Vita but I loved what I've played - Lumines: Electronic Symphony, Gravity Rush, Memories of Celceta, Wipeout. Looking forward to trying out my copies of PS Nova and Tales of Hearts R soon. Is it on the level of the DS or the PSP or even the 3DS? Naah but there's some decent stuff there for the JP game fan who is allergic to the uguu.

I don't mind the pervy games, though they need to have something compelling gameplay-wise in them. Senran Kagura is a fairly decent brawler, for example.

Its sequel, Senran Kagura Estival Versus, is DA GOAT :rock  Better AI, more challenge, more characters, more moves, more content, plus now there's an online co-op survival mode for up to 4P. 
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thisismyusername

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Oh, bork. It has games. But those games are creepy pedo shit that pushes normal people off the system. For every MGS HD collection, there's 2-3 Criminal Girls or Akiba's Trip or other :kobeyuck -level of a game.

Why wade through that for "portable decent titles" when you can save yourself that bullshit by waiting for the reasonable devs to go to PS4/PC and never have to see those questionable stuff because they aren't all the system is getting at this point?

Like I said: I love the system, I think it's a decent bit of kit and what Sony was going for with it in the handheld space should be applauded. But the system dived headfirst into a concrete pool and the only survivors were creepy otaku shit. I say that as an Otaku. I don't want that shit. :-\

archie4208

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I mean seriously. Damn. PC version looks insane. No wonder Nvidia is all over it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174556941&postcount=38

Best part of that? You can run it on a CPU and GPU that is likely as old as the PS3 AND still run it at "Ultra" or "High." :smug

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174549585&postcount=427

^ :beli (Image removed from quote.)

I doubt you can run it on 2006 hardware to get those settings breh.

My old ass i5-750 and 5850 ran GZ at 1080p and 45-60 fps using medium and high settings which was mindblowing.

bork

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Oh, bork. It has games. But those games are creepy pedo shit that pushes normal people off the system. For every MGS HD collection, there's 2-3 Criminal Girls or Akiba's Trip or other :kobeyuck -level of a game.

Nice hyperbole there.
:itagaki

Definitely not a handheld for quote-unquote "normal people" though.  I think like the PSP, the Vita is more of an actual portable console, I.E. less games geared specifically for handheld gaming, and a lot of people don't seem to care about that.  Also we've already established the huge lack of western games.
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I don't know why we're still arguing about the Vita. Might as well dig into the finer points of Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD or Beta Max vs. VHS. Let old, dead technology lie.

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nudemacusers

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let's talk about our favorite linux distros next :holeup
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Vertigo

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This thread has potential for some epic fuckery.   :lol

while looking for a Job or opportunities, do people have a right to ignore you?

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I am a musician, classical.

I've been trying to get in contact with a conductor, which ignores me and hasn't replied to any of my messages, which were by email and whatsapp (Blue marks and all), both typed and as voice to introduce myself.

I already know this guy personally from my student years and this isn't the New York Philarmonic, we are talking some small town ensemble.

Up until now, his assitant had been replying that she will try to help me get a response from him, but when I asked her in a very diplomatic way if we are having a problem or something, she started ignorng me too.

so now I am about to go on a nice social experiment, I am about to call the conductor every day to get the "No thanks" I want. I already got the memo it's not going to happen, but I want this guy to learn to not ignore people. Until he puts me on ignore or something

that being said, does he have a right to ignore like that? I mean, if someone approached me on the street with some sort of business I don't care about, chances are I'll walk away and leave the person talking alone. In that case however, I'd have the decency to say a quick "No thanks", I don't think I'll just walk without uttering a word, that's very disrespectful to anyone with no ill intent, even if it's for begging for money.

and incidentaly.... Do I have a right to keep asking until I get a clear response?

 :neogaf


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Vita has a lot of great stuff really.

Hotline Miami 2, Shovel Knight. Just to name some recent western games that are good.

bork

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This thread has potential for some epic fuckery.   :lol

while looking for a Job or opportunities, do people have a right to ignore you?

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so now I am about to go on a nice social experiment, I am about to call the conductor every day to get the "No thanks" I want. I already got the memo it's not going to happen, but I want this guy to learn to not ignore people. Until he puts me on ignore or something

:huh
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ToxicAdam

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I'm going to stalk you until you love me.


Kara

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let's talk about our favorite linux distros next :holeup

I'm a grown-up, Mint obv.

SmokyDave

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I don't know why we're still arguing about the Vita. Might as well dig into the finer points of Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD or Beta Max vs. VHS. Let old, dead technology lie.
It's more like GT40 vs 250 GTO. Timeless.

That's why connoisseurs such as myself just sit back and appreciate what we've got, rather than justifying ourselves to the unwashed masses.

Metal Gear Solid V Graphical comparison videos are out with the final resolutions. PC goes up to 4K, PS4 is 1080P, Xbone is 900P. PC looks significantly better than both console versions

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1092060

Get your popcorn out when the stans wake up

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I mean seriously. Damn. PC version looks insane. No wonder Nvidia is all over it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=174556941&postcount=38
I'm prob gonna get it on PS4 still but

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=174573327

:comeon