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Rahxephon91

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It's the perfect summarization  of what you've gotten yourself into though. Complete with the fact that you are now part of a fandom that obnoxiously finds that image funny and cute








































and erotic

Shadow Mod

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The way you can stay sane and ultimately feel okay is imagine if some of these people weren't spending their free time on this shit, that means you'd have to deal with their questionable ass much more often when you're out and about. Small blessings.

thisismyusername

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You know, I saw a 10-13 year old with a Vita at the doctors office the other day. All I could think is "poor kid is probably playing those pedo titles on the system" while going back to reading stale magazines.

Oh god, what have I become? Have I become bizarro NeoGAF? :'( *slits wrist*

Shadow Mod

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You know, I saw a 10-13 year old with a Vita at the doctors office the other day. All I could think is "poor kid is probably playing those pedo titles on the system" while going back to reading stale magazines.

Oh god, what have I become? Have I become bizarro NeoGAF? :'( *slits wrist*

So there are people who play with Vitas that aren't adult mouthbreathers?

 :ohhh

Rahxephon91

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Yes, I have a Vita.

Shadow Mod

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Kara

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would u say ur vita gives u vitality rah

Rahxephon91

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Oh it gives me something a v and not that other v.

Tasty

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Oh it gives me something a v and not that other v.

Send me the d :cody

suppadoopa

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hi, my name is suppa, and I own a Vita



two of them


Kara

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hi, my name is suppa, and I own a Vita



two of them

We admitted we were powerless over pantsu—that our lives had become unmanageable.

thisismyusername

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hi, my name is suppa, and I own a Vita



two of them

:goty2

Also:

nudemacusers

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vita means life








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You bought a PS Vita :sabu

Shadow Mod

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Needs a loli version.

Rahxephon91

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Shut up.


tiesto

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^_^

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I got a Vita too

Uncharted, Killzone, Wipeout, Tearaway and indies :rejoice

archnemesis

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My launch Vita broke so I bought another one. It's a great system.

zomgee

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It's the Great War of our time:

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1091157

I Love Japan and They Are Infallible Because They Make Anime and Senpai May Notice Me faction

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I'm Looking Shit Up On Wikipedia To Appear As An Expert on War and Weaponry faction
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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I'm pretty sure buying a Vita puts you on an FBI watch list of some kind :hans1
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mormapope

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There's definitely a warped viewpoint and sentiment online that we are slobbering monsters for nuking Japan.

But not only did we pay for and rebuild Japan from the ground up, no country has used a nuke in a traditional sense for warfare purposes since 1945. As if any other country that had a nuke at the time wouldn't use it to flex muscle and show off   :sabu

Imagine if Russia had the right engineers and manpower to build nukes while defending itself from Germany, Germany as we know it would probably be rubble. Same goes for Germany and what would happen to Western and Eastern Europe.

 
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bork

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:bow Vita :bow2

I have two Vitas too, and a Vita TV.  Love the system and play it all the fuckin' time.

But of course, VITA HAS NO GAMES.

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It's the Great War of our time:

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1091157

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May the people rest in peace. Terrible thing the US did.

Yes, America was horrible.  Japan did nothing.  Horrible acts of war?  The rape of Nanking?  Sick, fucked up human 'experimentation'?  LOL WHATEVER ANIME AMIRITE DESU
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archie4208

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I want a Vita but there is no fucking way I pay 90 bucks for a memory card.  :maf

bork

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I want a Vita but there is no fucking way I pay 90 bucks for a memory card.  :maf

So don't buy an imported 64 GB card...?

:idont
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archnemesis

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I'm only using half of the space on my 64 GB card. You can survive with a size smaller.

bork

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To be fair, on Amazon at least, 32GB cards are around $70.  Might as well pay another $20 to double that.   :-\

16 GB would be fine unless you're planning on buying a lot of games/DLC or going all-digital.
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archnemesis

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My 16 GB card got too small when I started getting two PS+ freebies every month. Games like Uncharted need close to 4 GB of free space.

thisismyusername

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Breh, FF12 sucks harder than PD fluffing Mandingo for his last big shoot. Just give up on this one.

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Call me when Final Fantasy 6 gets a remake/remaster.

thisismyusername

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My launch Vita broke so I bought another one. It's a great system.

It's a good system, sure. But it's library of titles is pretty much :kobeyuck at the content of them.

I just bought Frozen Synapse Prime yesterday so I can play Frozen Synapse on the go, otherwise there's very little on the system over the past... two or so years that hasn't had me going :kobeyuck at it.

Himu

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Breh, FF12 sucks harder than PD fluffing Mandingo for his last big shoot. Just give up on this one.

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Call me when Final Fantasy 6 gets a remake/remaster.

Pretty soon given Nomura's comments.
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Tasty

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You can survive with a size smaller.

Shit no one ever says

bork

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My launch Vita broke so I bought another one. It's a great system.

It's a good system, sure. But it's library of titles is pretty much :kobeyuck at the content of them.

I just bought Frozen Synapse Prime yesterday so I can play Frozen Synapse on the go, otherwise there's very little on the system over the past... two or so years that hasn't had me going :kobeyuck at it.

NO GAMES AT ALL



Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much.
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Tasty

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bork is doing list wars?

How the mighty have fallen :'(

FStop7

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1091157

weeaboos should shut the fuck up and not comment on history, tbh

thisismyusername

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NO GAMES AT ALL

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Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much.

Are we really going to go through that list?

Japanese title, probably some Pedo game
Hot Shots Golf which is decent
Wipeout which is decent but dead online unless you have HD/Fury expansions
Gravity Rush was alright and didn't pander to MOE~~~~~ but won't get a sequel is ever and even if it does: Not interested. The gimmick wore thin after an hour
Launch title that wasn't that amazing
FPS with acceleration stick issues. That's mostly on the hardware. I dunno if the 2000 revision fixed that, but the system's sticks had potential but were squandered by the acceleration
PSO clone #20943905830958430958340 which begs the question: Where the hell is PSO2 for the system? You said we were getting PSO2 for the system at launch, Sega of America.
Don't care about Sly
MOE SCREAMING VOCALOID #90238403284023802 Sega plz
" if I'm reading the poor quality right
Can be gotten on Steam with better support and able to be played on a laptop more than likely with optimizations
I'll give you this one, but only because the PC port is shutdown and unsold now.
I think this is a fighting title, but never coming out in the West?
Tetris that has a bad port, IIRC?
I'll give you Lumines, but that isn't being sold soon?
Don't care about Rayman
Haven't cared about Ridge Racer past Type-4
Don't know about this one
Jump Stars isn't coming to America AFAIK?
PSO Clone #209850458038503485034850384509830543, which bears repeating again: "which begs the question: Where the hell is PSO2 for the system? You said we were getting PSO2 for the system at launch, Sega of America."

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Bunch of Japanese titles that are probably MOE~ so pass
Musou which I don't care about
See first line of this column for Japanese titles
Toukeiden, never heard of. Should probably check that out.
:kobeyuck --Oh wait, that isn't Conception but still probably and pre-emptive :kobeyuck in case it's like that one
Nina Gaiden Sigma port that runs WORSE than the PS3 version, which begs the question: Why didn't they just port the X-box version? It would've looked fine at smaller resolutions, been Black (which is the best revision of that outing) and would've been a net positive for the system. As it is: :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck 30 FPS :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2: Which fixes a bunch of problems Ninja Gaiden 2 had, however... DAT PERFORMANCE DOE. 15 (more like 5) FPS :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck but hey, you get blood/gore back so a net win I guess?
Dead or Alive 5+ is decent but the online netcode was atrocious, I heard they fixed that so I should go back but: It isn't last round/doesn't have the new characters so the "balance" is off now for people that want the latest version
MOE~~~~~~~~ LOLI~~~~~ x 4 :kobeyuck
I've been meaning to try Dagon Ronpa 1/2, but given how they're hyped at GAF on the level of 999/Virtue's Last Reward, they'll probably bore me to tears with making me repeat alternating branches and aren't on Ace Attorney's level.
Can't remember this Arc port, but semi-interested but Japan only

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Metal Gear is a decent port, I'll give you that.
Don't care about Mortal Kombat
Nor Injustice
Persona 4: the Golden is still the best (launch) title on the system. So yeah, everyone should have that.
rest of the list going past goes from :goty2 to :kobeyuck to :kobeyuck :kobeyuck to :goty2

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I own at least 6 of the titles you have on that list and tried at least 4-10 of them.

Wipeout 2048
Hot Shots Golf
Killzone Mercenaries
Dead or Alive 5+
Metal Gear Solid 2/3 "HD"
Persona 4: the Golden

Now if I was going to throw in the rest of the ones I own:

Guilty Gear: XX: Accent Core + R (but I own this on PS3 and PC/Steam so... why play this version outside of portability when Sony locks the damn save file to the game which holds your memory card hostage?)
Street Fighter x Tekken (see above: down to the last bit)
Frozen Synapse: Prime (which I own on PC along with the original)
Hotline Miami (which I own on PC and have HM2 on PC as well)
Dead Nation (:goty2 at this still being disappointing and somehow a more darker port/hard to see than the PS3 original)
Super Stardust Delta (which is a good launch title)
LittleBigPlanet PS Vita
Disgaea 3
Disgaea 4
Final Fantasy X/X-2 (which I haven't even played yet since I did those on PS2. :goty2 )
...Oh and forgetting Gameloft's Diablo Clone which is :goty2 and :yeshrug at the same time. If only someone did Mobile Diablo right... :goty2

That's about it. The problem with the system is there is too much :kobeyuck -level Moe Loli Pantsu pandering on the system more than the system itself. The only problem I have with the system (and what has stopped me from buying Hotline Miami 2 and other such things that I can get on PC as well) is that it locks save files to the game title to where your memory cards are held hostage by 3gig game executable that contain a 1kb-100meg save file within them.

(Also I'd buy Ninja Gaiden if they were decent ports, but they aren't. So... :goty2 )

Well that and the :holeup system library from Japan now a days. To quote you:

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Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much.

It's not so much that I don't care about Japanese games, as you can see I have a few (MGS, FFX, Disgaea, Guilty Gear). It's the :holeup shit like Akiba Strip and other shit that makes me :snoop at the system and never buy a thing for it. But hey, it must be successful for Japan because they are pumping out thousands of those :holeup -level titles for Japan and the Otakus here are eating that shit up. So... :yeshrug Not for me.

Also having Akiba Strip on your shelf. :ufup :holeup :heh
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mormapope

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1091049

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Have you been in a mass/public shooting?

 :comeon

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As mass shootings seem to be commonplace in America now days how many of you have been around when someone starts shooting in a crowd of people. I have around people shooting 4 times. The first time was when I was visiting California in a teen club, when everyone was leaving the club someone started shooting inside the club, we ran and later helicopters were flying over. The second time was the next day in a different city in California at another teen club. When the club was over I was in the car, I heard "they're fighting" so I get out to see a fight, right when I get out a guy was pointing a gun basically in my direction (not at me), so I hop back in the car the guy starts shooting and we leave. The third time was a few years later when I lived in california and I was at another club<21, it was hot and I was trying to get out for some air and I saw a few guys fighting, then I started hearing pops, naturally I run as fast as I can as well as some people around me, but when I get up front, there is still a line so I think I was just paranoid. So I go through the back again and they start shooting again. Idk if anyone got hit because I ran fast, The last time was in Colorado during a jazz festival with a lot of people. I saw a bunch of people in a circle, so I knew it was a fight, then I knew it was bad when a bunch of people backed off of the circle, one guy walks away and the cops start following him, I see him turn around and shoot one of the cops, which later found out was in the head. This one was the worst because there was at at least a few hundred people if not 1k and the crowd panic made me think this was going to be a rampage, and after the initial reaction of running, I quickly remember my mom with her broken toe, so I have to run back and go get her in the crowd of screaming and running people, I thought I was running back probably to die or get shot.

I'm sorry, but

 :heyman

This dude either has the worst luck in the world, hangs out with dumb fucks with guns, or is making most of this shit up. Either way, thinking mass shootings are so common that you think random people have experience with them is dumb as fuck.
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curly

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 :goty2

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Close this thread, we're done here.
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bork

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bork is doing list wars?

How the mighty have fallen :'(

What list?  I'm pointing out that there are plenty of games available.


Are we really going to go through that list?

...And then he went through that "list." :lol :lol :lol
:dead

If you want me to actually make a list of games, I'll be glad to do that for you.  Doesn't make much sense for you to look at game titles that you can't read.  But it makes for some great comments.  I didn't know that Uncharted was a "loli pedo game."   :lol

Dude, that's why I said "Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much."  Not sure why you'd even buy a handheld if you don't care much for J-games.  The western stuff is on phones/tablets.

That's not everything I have though...I have plenty of digital titles too.  That's where some more western stuff is like TxK, Hotline Miami, Retro City Rampage, and all that.

The save-locking thing does suck, yeah.  If you have Plus you can back up your saves though.
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Himu

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Bork.

PLZ.

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bork

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CULT OF VITA
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VomKriege

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Another FF discussion  :comeon
More prevalent than Godwin point on The Bore.
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Jansen

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Hyperdimension Neptunia
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how could you not at least remove them before taking a pic

Tasty

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Another FF discussion  :comeon
More prevalent than Godwin point on The Bore.

People who hate FF are literally worse than Kefka.

bork

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Neptunia has actually been able to hold my interest, unlike say...Final Fantasy. 
 :teehee

Note that the Vita/PC games are reworked from the reportedly-shitty PS3 games.
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Phoenix Dark

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FFIV :lawd

Edward  :holeup :holeup :heh
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"Yeah, I mean they've really done well with announcing a lot more of the mid-tier stuff that people loved from the PS1-2 era and that's great. Those types of things are what I want to see.

 What I don't want to see is the continued botched messaging of a game I've been following for nearly 1/3 of my life. I know this sounds absolutely ridiculous but it kills me to see what they're doing with this game. Maybe I'm too emotionally invested but it's been a long road and I just want to see it come to a positive conclusion. "

lol

Rman

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My launch Vita broke so I bought another one. It's a great system.

It's a good system, sure. But it's library of titles is pretty much :kobeyuck at the content of them.

I just bought Frozen Synapse Prime yesterday so I can play Frozen Synapse on the go, otherwise there's very little on the system over the past... two or so years that hasn't had me going :kobeyuck at it.

NO GAMES AT ALL

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Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much.
Gotta go digital for portables.  I bought some cards on sale, but i regretted it due to the need to switch cards all the time.

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bork

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My launch Vita broke so I bought another one. It's a great system.

It's a good system, sure. But it's library of titles is pretty much :kobeyuck at the content of them.

I just bought Frozen Synapse Prime yesterday so I can play Frozen Synapse on the go, otherwise there's very little on the system over the past... two or so years that hasn't had me going :kobeyuck at it.

NO GAMES AT ALL

(Image removed from quote.)

Yeah, if you don't care for Japanese games, you're not gonna find much.
Gotta go digital for portables.  I bought some cards on sale, but i regretted it due to the need to switch cards all the time.

I broke down and got a 64 GB card after my 32 GB finally started getting close to full.  But then I got a second Vita for my J-account and now I have a good 20+ GB free.  Still nice to not have to worry about it.  Too bad nobody ever made any cheap 3rd party memory cards or micro adapters like the PSP had. 
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going through fox puberty must be tough i guess i dunno
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bork

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going through fox puberty must be tough i guess i dunno

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Kara

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FFIV :lawd

Edward  :holeup :holeup :heh

Being able to have Edward suck... on the moon! in FF4 Advance. :lawd


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Vita is awesome btw, and I dont play those extreme weeb games. Dunno how many times this -same exact conversation- has to go around. Don't you guys get bored of this? zzzzzzz
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