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Kara

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:rofl oh my god the mustache

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=175263657&postcount=64

Disregarding the underage anime girl part for a second here, why does everything need a mascot anyway.


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Man, you guys really like showing your insecurity by constantly making fun of anime fans, huh.

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Japan is really obsessed with mascots. That's all I know.
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Seems innocent and harmless enough to my eyes, but I guess the original divers don't like animafication or something ?

 :expert


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"verges on child pornography"

Lol. Sounds a bit like prudishness to me, since there isn't much to be obscene with the character art, unless that neckline or exposed knees are just too much.


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Japan is really obsessed with mascots. That's all I know.

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Man, you guys really like showing your insecurity by constantly making fun of anime fans, huh.

Gaf is a site where people will "boycott" videogames because the videogame is too similar on other platforms. Gaf is a site where people get disheartened and whine when they can't look at loli on reddit.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=175282002&postcount=151

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Few japanese women arguing is not the wishes of japanese women.
I cannot stand SJW.



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Kara

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People with jobs who don't post on Tumblr are challenging media depictions now? You patriarchs would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

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People with jobs who don't post on Tumblr are challenging media depictions now? You patriarchs would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.

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There is nothing worse than Social Justice Warriors they are the cancer of modern culture.

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Kara

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Ummu I think u mean social justice ashigaru, baka gaijin.

mormapope

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Its always been strange to me how Japan's pop culture is enough for weebs to be infatuated with Japanese culture as a whole, while not knowing or understanding any of it and then speaking on behalf of the entire country.

Are there foreigners from other countries who love Scooby Doo and Mass Effect enough where they become infatuated with North America and downplay all of our negative shit?
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They have to exist. Tiny Japanese neckbeards who fawn over american flag shirts and Big Macs.
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Ummu I think u mean social justice ashigaru, baka gaijin.

"Ashigaru (足軽 lit. lightfeet?) were foot-soldiers who were employed by the samurai class of feudal Japan. "

Makes sense.

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Fairly sure it's not just SJWs that are disturbed by sexualized depictions of minor characters. And this time they didn't even try to sell her as being an old ass demon. They say right in the bio she's 17.

studyguy

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Honestly the the moment people start arguing SJW this SJW that shit just goes south from there.
Might as well just replace SJW with the Illuminati for how much some people think they're trying to influence things.

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Kara

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Ummu I think u mean social justice ashigaru, baka gaijin.

"Ashigaru (足軽 lit. lightfeet?) were foot-soldiers who were employed by the samurai class of feudal Japan. "

Makes sense.

:itagaki

Finally someone with an appreciation for the superior Japanese form of pre-gunpowder combat rooted in a mode of production revolving around exchange of monopoly on land for political support. Care for a game of shogi?

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Honestly the the moment people start arguing SJW this SJW that shit just goes south from there.
Might as well just replace SJW with the Illuminati for how much some people think they're trying to influence things.

They came for the lolicon and I said nothing...

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I like the people who recommend buying the most sterile shitty furniture.

Yah, to go along with the awkwardness, make your apartment look more like a lab.

There was a reddit thread asking ladies what they look for in a dude's apartment. From my perusing the most common answers:

1. You don't sleep on the floor
2. Your bathroom is clean and has hand towels
3. Your fridge has at least enough food in it to make breakfast in the morning (wink wink)

That was really it. A lot of women admitted that as long as it didn't smell like piss and shit and your sheets were fairly clean they'd probably fuck you if they had been considering it up to that point.

Its always been strange to me how Japan's pop culture is enough for weebs to be infatuated with Japanese culture as a whole, while not knowing or understanding any of it and then speaking on behalf of the entire country.

Are there foreigners from other countries who love Scooby Doo and Mass Effect enough where they become infatuated with North America and downplay all of our negative shit?

I remember reading something a few years back about Japanese women who got really into French stuff from a bunch of Japanese anime and then they'd go to France and it was nothing like what they expected and they ended up really depressed.
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I like the people who recommend buying the most sterile shitty furniture.

Yah, to go along with the awkwardness, make your apartment look more like a lab.

There was a reddit thread asking ladies what they look for in a dude's apartment. From my perusing the most common answers:

1. You don't sleep on the floor
2. Your bathroom is clean and has hand towels
3. Your fridge has at least enough food in it to make breakfast in the morning (wink wink)

That was really it. A lot of women admitted that as long as it didn't smell like piss and shit and your sheets were fairly clean they'd probably fuck you if they had been considering it up to that point.

Therein lies the rub.

Tasty

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"Sleep on the floor" meaning what?

My apt is decently furnished (took a while though) but I prefer having my mattress on the ground. :expert 

Literally rolling out of bed every morning :lawd

Tasty

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I remember reading something a few years back about Japanese women who got really into French stuff from a bunch of Japanese anime and then they'd go to France and it was nothing like what they expected and they ended up really depressed.

Francophiles International :lawd

bluemax

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"Sleep on the floor" meaning what?

My apt is decently furnished (took a while though) but I prefer having my mattress on the ground. :expert 

Literally rolling out of bed every morning :lawd

Meaning if you got a box spring and a mattress and no bed frame and you've been out of college for more than 1 year then girls think you're some kind of uber poor.

Slayven gonna Slayven: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=175282599&postcount=13
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Kara

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When I ride the cobbles in Roubaix I'm just not going to talk to anyone. That way my idealized beliefs about la Republique can stay unchallenged.

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Discrimination has been around for ever, it wasn't magically invented in the early to mid 1900s. It's never going away, it's always going to be a thing.

If for whatever reason not serving minorities (or majorities, as odd as that would be) gains Mr.BusinessOwner business, maybe it's time to pack up and leave. If you're living a place where people clearly don't want you there, why would you willingly stay there knowing that there's plenty of places that will?

With 80% of the US population living in urban areas, the chances of you living in a small town where literally every business discriminates against you is probably going to be pretty low.

I'd rather people be completely honest with their beliefs then pretend everything is sunshine and rainbows.

Minorities should just move to and stay in their little enclaves...

 :derp

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=175284996&postcount=105

studyguy

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I don't think there's anything wrong with leaving the matress on the floor, I did it for a while but still...
Leaving your bed a mess or worse yet having no sheets makes it look like some struggle shit whether its on the floor or not.

But lets be real, if your date isn't down to stay after one look at your mattress then you prob have bigger issues. Nor was she gonna fuck in the first place anyway.
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Tasty

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1095708

I feel like a dick but I get a small amount of schadenfreude from this.

Hope he can find something else, but yeesh...

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#notallnintendofans

Tasty

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Meaning if you got a box spring and a mattress and no bed frame and you've been out of college for more than 1 year then girls think you're some kind of uber poor.

Well I ain't changing it.

Also the mattress is a $1k+ Tempurpedic :sabu

Shadow Mod

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Aren't you trying to hook up with men anyway  ???

Kara

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Have a kid when you have 6 figures of debt secured against your person brehs.

Shadow Mod

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100,000k + for an english degree?

 :wtf

Kara

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This podcast is awful.

Tasty

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=175286439&postcount=18

The dude straight up said it's because of GoNintendo :neogaf

This podcast is awful.

Thanks for biting the bullet. Was thinking of listening to it.

Tasty

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Aren't you trying to hook up with men anyway  ???

The thinking of gay men can be occasionally similar to that of really petty women.

Not really often though. I just wanted a larger understanding of reactions to things. :shh

Kara

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Thanks for biting the bullet. Was thinking of listening to it.

There is nothing you can do to me that I have not already done to myself. :jawalrus

Tasty

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Thanks for biting the bullet. Was thinking of listening to it.

There is nothing you can do to me that I have not already done to myself. :jawalrus

I can think of a few things :phil

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Having a bedframe is great for the storage space alone.

Also there's something about mattresses not being able to breathe if they're on the ground. They collect too much moisture and can get mouldy.

Kara

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Oh god how long is this podcast. :brazilcry

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#NotAllJapaneseMascots
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Oh god how long is this podcast. :brazilcry

Can you drink on the job?

studyguy

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Have a couple podcasts, mostly news radio kind of shit but some gaming.
A lot of them are fucking hours long and boring af depending on what they're talking about.
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I feel like that firing is something that's going to pop off more and more. It seems like a bunch of people want some kind of internet notoriety/presence revolving around their fandom instead of just being content with working in it.

studyguy

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Is it though?
Aside from that one thread, I haven't heard shit about it. Even the Konami story barely got traction and it's a thousand times worse.
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suppadoopa

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go to France and it was nothing like what they expected and they ended up really depressed.

I know that feel  :fbm


I viewed Paris as a very romantic place, filled with qt3.14s with that classic french chic fashion and a soothing feel lingering in the Parisians streets
Until I visited there last year - it smelt like sewer and there were bums all over the place :fbm



the Japanese are actually quite into French stuff. Vice versa for the French. It's a nation of weeaboos

Himu

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That moss mascot is weird as fuck.

I mean, it's weird looking outside in and you don't know the joke and think it's just a coincidence. But I am actually fully grossed out after seeing that image.
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Kara

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Shucks, playback crashed. Now I'll never know what some gamers think about Dark Souls. (This was the topic when it crashed.)

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That moss mascot is weird as fuck.

I mean, it's weird looking outside in and you don't know the joke and think it's just a coincidence. But I am actually fully grossed out after seeing that image.

It's algae.

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That moss mascot is weird as fuck.

I mean, it's weird looking outside in and you don't know the joke and think it's just a coincidence. But I am actually fully grossed out after seeing that image.

It's algae.

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that's a perfectly crafted smiley :whoo

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silent hill ain't got shit on some of these



imagine running into that in a dark alley

the backstory on this one is great too.

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The Hokkaido town of Oshamanbe was swamped with outraged comments Aug. 15 after a tweet in the name of its official mascot Manbe-kun to mark the anniversary of World War II did so by saying “Japan’s war of aggression started everything.”

 :sabu

Kara

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bork knows how to cleanly crop balls.

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silent hill ain't got shit on some of these

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imagine running into that in a dark alley

In terms of pure, mind-shattering terror, Brazil has everybody beaten:



And if you're thinking "Wait...is that what I think it is?", then yes, it is exactly what you think it is.
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Himu

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That moss mascot is weird as fuck.

I mean, it's weird looking outside in and you don't know the joke and think it's just a coincidence. But I am actually fully grossed out after seeing that image.

It's algae.

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Marimo is green mold.

Mokkori is an erection.

His name says Marimokkori. It's a pun on both erection and green algae. It's on purpose.
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that needs to be an official bore smiley
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That moss mascot is weird as fuck.

I mean, it's weird looking outside in and you don't know the joke and think it's just a coincidence. But I am actually fully grossed out after seeing that image.

It's algae.

(Image removed from quote.)

Marimo is green mold.

No, it's algae.  Wiki is your friend, himu.

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Aegagropila linnaei, known as Marimo (毬藻?, literally "ball seaweed") in Japanese and as Cladophora ball, Lake ball, Mossimo or Moss Balls in English, is a species of filamentous green algae (Chlorophyta) found mostly in a number of lakes in the northern hemisphere. A marimo is a rare growth form of the species where the algae grow into large green balls with a velvety appearance. Colonies of such balls are only known to form in Iceland, Scotland, Japan, Estonia and now Australia

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Mokkori is an erection.

His name says Marimokkori. It's a pun on both erection and green algae. It's on purpose.

And "mokkori" is the sound effect for something bulging, which is totally used for boners, yup.

Dammit I'm going full :expert here.

 :badass

My bad.
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that needs to be an official bore smiley

:marimo
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Having a bedframe is great for the storage space alone.

Also there's something about mattresses not being able to breathe if they're on the ground. They collect too much moisture and can get mouldy.

Right now I have a metal frame with no headboard up against the wall.

You don't need a box spring with it either so they're minimalist, and the added storage is great.

I also have all my weed paraphernalia in a storage container under my bed so things don't smell.



I remember in college a girl I liked being surprised how well furnished my room was.

My roommate/PIC dropped out so I had the room to myself and was swimming in low-tier drug dealer scumbag money.

I bought new bedding and changed the previously sophomoric decor :fabulous