1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As a white guy, let me tell you about my oppression for a sec

Is bed head really that bad, bro?

I have to comb sometimes.

Oh lawd....One good thing about being black is I shaved my head at 18 and never looked back.

[Himu]

Aight, anon. Who you on gaf? Since you're big on sports AND have a zack morris avatar...

Snow globe clique? ?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Aight, anon. Who you on gaf? Since you're big on sports AND have a zack morris avatar...

Snow globe clique? ?

Ha......Total post history on Gaf: 15.....good luck. I can't stand posting over there...too many white uber liberals whom infuriate me more than most racists to be quite honest.......(as you can tell by my devo rant a week or so ago)


Besides I don't do boards that vilify people for saying any of the following:

The girl has nice tits
I'd bang the shit out of that girl
Fuck that bitch, shut her the fuck up
etc.

[Himu]

i feel you on the white liberals, but i think many earned their stripes with the ferguson thing and a lot of them are for real.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i feel you on the white liberals, but i think many earned their stripes with the ferguson thing and a lot of them are for real.

Brother, just like after Rodney King (If you are old enough to remember) this is just a trendy thing to do right now. Don't kid yourself they'd still fuck you over to help themselves in private. Trust me. I've been around a long time.

edit: That's not fair. Not all of them would. But at this point I'm at fool me once.....shame on you...fool me twice.....

Oh and besides I hate Sony so I'd for sure get banned in like 2 minutes on the gaming side.

[Himu]

can't cosign the rest tho like the thing about honking at hot girls in threads, especially given the glaring double standard

[Am_I_Anonymous]

can't cosign the rest tho like the thing about honking at hot girls in threads, especially given the glaring double standard

Yeah I edited.....had a shit lunch....Waitress looked at me like I was going to stiff her before I even ordered my food. Can't stand that. Left her a 20 on a 11.98 cent bill. Hope she is nicer next time. No matter how old I get that still gets to me.

Anyway fixed.

[nudemacusers]

as a white liberal i'll just say that I really dislike the black community.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

as a white liberal i'll just say that I really dislike the black community.

So do I. Wanna have lunch sometime?

anyway this guy right here is funny as hell....always makes me laugh on gaf...kudos nude.

[WanderingWind]

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

Except Mitt Romney and his 1.98 gas.

[nudemacusers]

as a white liberal i'll just say that I really dislike the black community.

So do I. Wanna have lunch sometime?

anyway this guy right here is funny as hell....always makes me laugh on gaf...kudos nude.

sure, I know a great place that does vegan low-mileage burgers.

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

*in public

[WanderingWind]

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

Except Mitt Romney and his 1.98 gas.

Well, obviously I wasn't talking about other white people.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

as a white liberal i'll just say that I really dislike the black community.

So do I. Wanna have lunch sometime?

anyway this guy right here is funny as hell....always makes me laugh on gaf...kudos nude.

sure, I know a great place that does vegan low-mileage burgers.

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

*in public

By "vegan" you mean the cows were not eating meat right?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As a white liberal, I'm contractually obligated to love everybody.

Except Mitt Romney and his 1.98 gas.

Well, obviously I wasn't talking about other white people.

So how does that work exactly? You're not allowed to hate black assholes (we have like 1,000,000 of them) see West, Kanye for an example, you are definitely not allowed to dislike feminists even if they say you're an obtrusive asshole, and you certainly can not hate any woman no matter how much Quinning she does.....but you are allowed to hate white men? Is that right?

So weird.

[Steve Contra]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

[Himu]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

[WanderingWind]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

I checked the manual, still problematic. Better just talk about how you enjoy his earlier albums, and while you may not enjoy his recent output, you appreciate the more Afrocentric points of views on display.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

So instead me saying "that dude is a fuckup and should stay as far away from a mic as possible" and getting away with it you'd have to say something like "Kanye sucks, he's definitely no Chip the Ripper bro?"

Am I doing it right?

Also here is a tip for you guys....please for the love of GOD stop coming up to me and telling me how much you liked Biggie and Tupac and how Martin was an awesome TV show and how you wish we'd go back to old school hip hop....thanks  AiA

In fact here's an idea. I like Video games, sports, tits, and music in general...just ask me about that. Do NOT ask me about my wife, she's definitely not in my fave 5 right now, lol.

[Steve Contra]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

I checked the manual, still problematic. Better just talk about how you enjoy his earlier albums, and while you may not enjoy his recent output, you appreciate the more Afrocentric points of views on display.

This may have been true a couple years ago, but you can definitely hate Kanye now with no repercussions if you qualify it right.

[WanderingWind]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

So instead me saying "that dude is a fuckup and should stay as far away from a mic as possible" and getting away with it you'd have to say something like "Kanye sucks, he's definitely no Chip the Ripper bro?"

Am I doing it right?

Also here is a tip for you guys....please for the love of GOD stop coming up to me and telling me how much you liked Biggie and Tupac and how Martin was an awesome TV show and how you wish we'd go back to old school hip hop....thanks  AiA

In fact here's an idea. I like Video games, sports, tits, and music in general...just ask me about that. Do NOT ask me about my wife, she's definitely not in my fave 5 right now, lol.

Nah, you have to name drop a member of the Wu, followed closely by Childish Gambino and some random rapper you found on Datpiff whose mixtape you downloaded to your Macbook.

(I was a teen in the early 90s, so I still have that era rap on constant repeat, sorry)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

So instead me saying "that dude is a fuckup and should stay as far away from a mic as possible" and getting away with it you'd have to say something like "Kanye sucks, he's definitely no Chip the Ripper bro?"

Am I doing it right?

Also here is a tip for you guys....please for the love of GOD stop coming up to me and telling me how much you liked Biggie and Tupac and how Martin was an awesome TV show and how you wish we'd go back to old school hip hop....thanks  AiA

In fact here's an idea. I like Video games, sports, tits, and music in general...just ask me about that. Do NOT ask me about my wife, she's definitely not in my fave 5 right now, lol.

Nah, you have to name drop a member of the Wu, followed closely by Childish Gambino and some random rapper you found on Datpiff whose mixtape you downloaded to your Macbook.

(I was a teen in the early 90s, so I still have that era rap on constant repeat, sorry)

Here is what happened at the bar last night.

Was out with some (white) friends....This like 40 year old guy is sitting next to me....we mutually nod heads as expected.....Then he goes right into "Man I wish SOMEBODY WOULD PLAY SOME DOCTOR DRE UP IN THIS BITCH YO" and then "MAN LEBRON GONNA BALL OUT THIS YEAR PLAYA YEAH DAP ME".........don't do that...don't ever do that.

[WanderingWind]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

[WanderingWind]

You can hate Kanye in public if you qualify it by referencing a more obscure rapper you do like.

So instead me saying "that dude is a fuckup and should stay as far away from a mic as possible" and getting away with it you'd have to say something like "Kanye sucks, he's definitely no Chip the Ripper bro?"

Am I doing it right?

Also here is a tip for you guys....please for the love of GOD stop coming up to me and telling me how much you liked Biggie and Tupac and how Martin was an awesome TV show and how you wish we'd go back to old school hip hop....thanks  AiA

In fact here's an idea. I like Video games, sports, tits, and music in general...just ask me about that. Do NOT ask me about my wife, she's definitely not in my fave 5 right now, lol.

Nah, you have to name drop a member of the Wu, followed closely by Childish Gambino and some random rapper you found on Datpiff whose mixtape you downloaded to your Macbook.

(I was a teen in the early 90s, so I still have that era rap on constant repeat, sorry)

Here is what happened at the bar last night.

Was out with some (white) friends....This like 40 year old guy is sitting next to me....we mutually nod heads as expected.....Then he goes right into "Man I wish SOMEBODY WOULD PLAY SOME DOCTOR DRE UP IN THIS BITCH YO" and then "MAN LEBRON GONNA BALL OUT THIS YEAR PLAYA YEAH DAP ME".........don't do that...don't ever do that.

I mean, how was he going to go tell everybody that his black friends said he could say "nicca" if he don't make any black friends? He was offering an olive branch of convenience!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

[Steve Contra]

Kanye became problematic after Taylor Swift for white liberals.  We didn't want to like him, but we also weren't allowed to like Taylor Swift, because of that middle America thing, so we came up with all kinds of coping strategies to talk about him.  He went pop, his earlier stuff was better, he's a great producer but the lyrics are awful.  Once he married Kim and went into fashion though all bets were off and you never even had to pretend to like him (as long as you made sure your white friends knew you still liked "real black music" which is code for backpacker shit white people listen to, or obscure ghetto productions you don't actually listen to, but maybe Vice told you about).

[Steve Contra]

Also, if you're ever unsure, just talk about the early Roots and you'll put a smile on any smug white face.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Kanye became problematic after Taylor Swift for white liberals.  We didn't want to like him, but we also weren't allowed to like Taylor Swift, because of that middle America thing, so we came up with all kinds of coping strategies to talk about him.  He went pop, his earlier stuff was better, he's a great producer but the lyrics are awful.  Once he married Kim and went into fashion though all bets were off and you never even had to pretend to like him (as long as you made sure your white friends knew you still liked "real black music" which is code for backpacker shit white people listen to, or obscure ghetto productions you don't actually listen to, but maybe Vice told you about).

O<<mic>>>>>>>>>500 feet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kayne

Problem solved.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Also, if you're ever unsure, just talk about the early Roots and you'll put a smile on any smug white face.

Duck Down, broly.

Or do I really mash their brain by discussing Double Trouble with the Roots and MOS DEF (omg)

[Dennis]

Cac here and what is this?

The Coli -->

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Cac here and what is this?

The Coli -->

Shut the fuck up.

[Steve Contra]

Also, if you're ever unsure, just talk about the early Roots and you'll put a smile on any smug white face.

Duck Down, broly.

Or do I really mash their brain by discussing Double Trouble with the Roots and MOS DEF (omg)

Oooooooh that's a good one.  Mos Def is another one that will always work.

[WanderingWind]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

I...I don't think that's going to backfire. You'll probably just end up drinking moonshine with some rednecks in the back of a pickup truck.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

I...I don't think that's going to backfire. You'll probably just end up drinking moonshine with some rednecks in the back of a pickup truck.

Then I will just talk about my unadulterated love of George W. Bush

[WanderingWind]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

I...I don't think that's going to backfire. You'll probably just end up drinking moonshine with some rednecks in the back of a pickup truck.

Then I will just talk about my unadulterated love of George W. Bush

Do you want to become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president? Because that's how you become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president.

[Squiddy]

Stop pretending you're Thecoli 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

I...I don't think that's going to backfire. You'll probably just end up drinking moonshine with some rednecks in the back of a pickup truck.

Then I will just talk about my unadulterated love of George W. Bush

Do you want to become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president? Because that's how you become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president.

Serious time: I am a black republican. Go to the poltical thread and search for my name. I fire up more asses than hemerroids.

[WanderingWind]

does "i am not big on kanye west, he's a tad...thuggish for my tastes. I greatly prefer blackalicious, as they are more sympathetic and talented" work?

Oh, so close. Change out Blackalicious for Black Thought.

Next time on "Ask a White Dude;" Mayo? Is it really that big of a deal for you people? The answer may show and horrify you!

Oh you.....


I think next time I'm next to a random white guy I'm gonna say "Hey man, sublime was awesome....I wish Lane Staley would have stayed off that H, bro" followed by "Dude Phil Mickelson is such a quaility family guy, I really enjoy his demeanor...let's shake on it" and finalize with "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD PLAY SOME MOTORHEAD UP IN HERE"

I...I don't think that's going to backfire. You'll probably just end up drinking moonshine with some rednecks in the back of a pickup truck.

Then I will just talk about my unadulterated love of George W. Bush

Do you want to become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president? Because that's how you become the 2024 black Republican candidate for president.

Serious time: I am a black republican. Go to the poltical thread and search for my name. I fire up more asses than hemerroids.

Does the party know that? They've been looking for you.

[Momo]

Yeah I'd rather talk about Devolution or anime than this current discussion.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah I'd rather talk about Devolution or anime than this current discussion.

Anybody ever tell you how much you suck? Because you really, really suck.

[Momo]

Yeah I'd rather talk about Devolution or anime than this current discussion.

Anybody ever tell you how much you suck? Because you really, really suck.

dont give a fuck what you think brah

[octopushover]

i'm not so much into tupac, but i really like saul williams as tupac

[nudemacusers]

i like positive rap like eminem's lose yourself and macklemore's same love

not really a fan of a lot of gangster stuff like kendrick lamar and g unit

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i like positive rap like eminem's lose yourself and macklemore's same love

not really a fan of a lot of gangster stuff like kendrick lamar and g unit

g unit is the game's people right? Yeah fuck them.

[Steve Contra]

i like positive rap like eminem's lose yourself and macklemore's same love

not really a fan of a lot of gangster stuff like kendrick lamar and g unit

Masterclass

[Squiddy]

For real though, Will Smith is a great rapper.
And that guy that sings about liking big butts.

Hammer time?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Not really, caucazoids love Kendrick Lamar and G-Unit.

The vast majority of 50 cent stanleys on the internet are corned beef and hash grubbers from the UK and Aus/new zealand. I'm not even kidding.

I can't understand all the love for a rapper that mumbles when he spits....these kids nowadays. it's as if mushmouth from fat albert was an MC.

[nudemacusers]

Not really, caucazoids love Kendrick Lamar and G-Unit.

The vast majority of 50 cent stanleys on the internet are corned beef and hash grubbers from the UK and Aus/new zealand. I'm not even kidding.

uk guttertrash and uk prisoner descendants are not true white people imo.

[Steve Contra]

Not really, caucazoids love Kendrick Lamar and G-Unit.

The vast majority of 50 cent stanleys on the internet are corned beef and hash grubbers from the UK and Aus/new zealand. I'm not even kidding.

I mean masterclass trolling.

[Steve Contra]

Also Kendrick Lamar is fucking awful.  Seriously.

[nudemacusers]

I don't like kendrick either, he raps way too fast. Hard to understand what he's saying. I have the same problem with Ghostface, plus Ghostface uses a lot of made up words.


























 

[nudemacusers]

maybe i'll join the coli as a 17 year old rap fan who started with recovery and maybe goblin and is looking to branch out into more positive or funny artists and not gangster thug music.

[Shaka Khan]

maybe i'll join the coli as a 17 year old rap fan who started with recovery and maybe goblin and is looking to branch out into more positive or funny artists and not gangster thug music.

Mention Mike Shinoda as one of your biggest inspirations. Only then will you become a mastercac.

[WanderingWind]

Also Kendrick Lamar is fucking awful.  Seriously.

Fight me

[Shaka Khan]

(Image removed from quote.)

Ah yes, from the day XBL was down.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

(Image removed from quote.)

Ah yes, from the day XBL was down.

I don't condone this type of thuggery. Those gangsters should be locked up.

[Your Stalker]

send them back to europe

[Am_I_Anonymous]

send them back to europe

I love how the fight is framed by a $200,000 house with attached 2 car garage. Makes it like 35% more thug. I'd lock my doors if I were rolling by.

[Himu]

Also Kendrick Lamar is fucking awful.  Seriously.

I don't "get" Kendrick Lamar

[parallax]

is this one of the shit cycles that the dudes that constantly bitch about this thread are talking about?